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I am successful, in my 30's, and somehow can't find normal ways to get laid
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:51 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface I hate Tinder/Bumble because it forces me to buy drinks/dinner for bitches and many of them are looking for IRL relationships. Fuck that shit.
So instead, I pay a yearly fee for a whore site (SA) where I find and get to fuck whores & get laid regularly. The catch here is, the site is about "seeking a financial arrangement" but I somehow change the rules and I ask them if it's ok if I fuck them for FREE instead. I'm no sugar daddy, I am the opposite: I'm the one who grabs all the sugar from the young girl, despite being older and successful. I know I'm a fucking asshole and a creep, but I can't help it.
Most of the girls who agree (I'd say 5% of girls that I contact agree, so very few in fact) are incredibly young/naive and see me as someone they could possibly date. Sadly, I only fuck them 2-3 times and then move on to the next slut and start from zero. I really only want sex with NSA, and hardly any woman will agree to that, (especially if it's free) so I do resort to some misleading (yes, I'm an asshole again, you guessed it right.)
I confess it's made me uneasy when some of these slores have straight up asked me: "If you're so successful, why can't you pay me somehting? I mean, this is an arrangement site, isn't it? I am poor and you are successful, what's your excuse?" And I always reply with the same line: 'I have 10 chicks lined up who won't expect any pay, why should I fuck YOU then?' This answer is obviously a lie, but it works wonders to shut them up.
I have to own up to the fact that I do in fact waste a lot of time trying to find those who won't charge me, so you could say that I am, in fact, losing the money I save by not paying them, by spending hours sorting through the dozens of girls that I consider attractive and chatting back and forth until I get a "yes, I'm ok with no getting paid."
But I'm cheap, what can I say? My wallet has a hole that I refuse to fix, so I will keep doing this until I'm probably in my 60's, when I'll be too old to get any more hot sluts.
Rate me as a human being.
My previous thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895760&mc=139&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:28 PM Author: titillating grizzly sandwich Your thread? Are you the pumo that hijacked it with your ranting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35434483) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:19 AM Author: Lascivious hell ratface I don't know, why don't you figure that out? Did you like this version? It is supposed to show the other side that you tried to hide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35435325) |
Date: February 18th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: Mind-boggling son of senegal We are all alone these days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433282) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:53 PM Author: indigo mood so assume you contact 200 chicks on SA; you're banging 10 different chicks for free who otherwise are hookers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433287) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:55 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface Right, but I don't contact that many, it's a lot of fucking work to get them all on messenger and start chatting them up and trying to convince them to accept an unpaid arrangement. I barely fuck 2-3 bitches per month. And yes, most are girls who fuck a ton of dudes. Not actual hookers, but loose chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433300) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: indigo mood how's backpage in your town? my last two ltr were hookers. one i met on backpage and a year later i loved in and she paid my rent. another i met organically at a strip club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433325) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface Haven't even tried backpage, I've only gone with SA and Tinder. SA is better in a way because it makes you feel in control, although in my case, because I don't pay, I am a little behind. I lose out on some really hot ones because they do want $. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433373) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: violet circlehead pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433291) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: henna wonderful turdskin You might be a sociopath. Sounds like some good thread material though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433296) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:42 AM Author: Vengeful multi-colored forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35435621) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:56 PM Author: Cerebral whorehouse boiling water lol 90% of girls on Tinder aren't looking for a LTR, dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433317) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: Ebony dragon fuckton write that they are but it's such bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433323) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface Maybe the ones that have matched with you aren't. But many of the ones that I match with are. Or maybe you're ugly and they don't tell you they want a relationship, ljl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433337) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:10 PM Author: Cerebral whorehouse boiling water it's actually the opposite they don't care about just fucking Chads and then getting a beta to settle for longterm. So they can probably smell the beta provider on you. |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: Ebony dragon I'm like a beta plus so they will fuck me but I have to really work for it. Like 3 dates kind of shit. They can smell it on me. I don't even try to fight it. But I have a personal rule that if I haven't cummed on/near her by date 3, we're done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433458) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: Cerebral whorehouse boiling water yeah I wouldn't really call myself a Chad either. Average height and average dick don't really count as Chadly. But my lay percentage is pretty good. also loled at the image of you cumming "near" a chick |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: Ebony dragon :) I want to make it clear she can jerk me off, or suck me off, or fuck me, and I can cum on her stomach or even her hand or whatever, but if she's just making out with me a little, fuck that
I had a chick a little while back who did that. dates 1-3 ended on her doorstep kissing a lot and her saying no to me coming inside. I get date 1 and maybe 2 since I'm a beta. But 3? No way. |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: Ebony dragon I'm very much with you. Especially if you're rootless and don't have a great network in your city. Even then I've noticed going out is more of a chore if you're trying to hit on women, many of whom are totally plugged into online dating anyway, and you spend less time with friends. I'd rather not waste precious time on a bar slut.
So I resort to the various apps. But I've found if you project the right image that you're "still figuring out" what you're looking for, or new to online dating or whatever, you'll find the women either don't want to be too pushy or themselves enjoy playing the field, and you can get a lot more casual sex than relationship pressure. But inevitably most women will want that after several weeks of seeing you. That's what kills me--after 6 weeks and 8 dates I enjoy this new girl but I'm not ready or don't think she'd be a good gf, and then I am forced to hit the kill switch. Eventually you become broken.
I use 5 sites. Tinder and OKC just to find sluts. Bumble because it's very popular. Hinge because it's surprisingly credited. And Coffee meets bagel because it's a little more novel and I find some good girls there. I don't make any promises. But I have enough women to set up at least 2-3 dates a week and after a few months you have a nice rotation of women you can go through. Once I have about 3 women I'm seeing, I have to stop for a while.
I am broken but we all are, we're all alone, and this is just the game we play. |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface So you don't want a relationship ever? I keep thinking that maybe if I find that one chick that will be exactly what I'm looking for, I can settle, but that chick has never shown up. I always find something repulsive in most of them. Some are boring as fuck, others aren't givers when it comes to sex, literally lie there and let me do all the work, others are too demanding in terms of attention and money, so in the end, they will be more of a burden. Do worthy chicks even exist anymore? This is why we're broken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433366) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: Ebony dragon I've had some serious LTRs that I got into because I felt pressured by the girl and she was "good enough," so I've vowed to never get back in one unless she is an amazing connection. I'd even be willing to go back on looks a little if the personality were off the charts.
It never is. Never is.
I know I missed the boat, but I am not jealous of my peers with LTRs and wives. I know it's a form of silent misery and many of them are not nearly as happy as they should/could be.
So I'd rather have a lot of sex and work on my own life than be tied down in the wrong way and have to suffer another heartbreak. The reality is that I am kind of sensitive and I still think a lot about my break ups. They tear me apart and I can't bare that in the near future. The next girl has to be wife material or very long term. |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Frum buff base feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433326) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: tan knife shrine Thanks for the tips (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433333) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: garnet weed whacker Send lick msg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433359) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:06 PM Author: drab partner area Sometimes I can't tell what's flame and what isn't on xo, but if this how you spend your time ljl at you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433378) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:06 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface I started a thread yesterday, it went pretty well:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895760&mc=139&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:33 PM Author: titillating grizzly sandwich Lol, are you pretending to be me now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35434499) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: Ebony dragon I spend 30 minutes a day on apps. I go on 2-3 dates a week. It's fun to get laid and meet people. But it's also soul sucking in other ways. What do you want from me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433462) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: garnet weed whacker 30 min? Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433474) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: Ebony dragon If I were 6'4" it might help but I'm not. I have to fight for everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433491) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 12:35 AM Author: Curious Unholy Step-uncle's House Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35434908) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 12:37 AM Author: Passionate Primrose Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35434924) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: appetizing orange trust fund Try telling the SA girls that you want to see if theres sexual chemistry before agreeing to an arrangement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433482) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 8:15 PM Author: indigo mood i use that for everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35433487) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 9:03 PM Author: marvelous duck-like hospital I'm married. Don't cheat. Wife's body is in decline after the kids. Would LOVE to be dating a 22 year old again, irrespective of the circumstances.
The real problem is that none of us is able to be happy with what we have, or fully appreciate the fact that it's only going to keep getting worse until the day we die. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:21 AM Author: Lascivious hell ratface What about a 22-year-old is so great other than fucking?
First, she'll look like your daughter. Second, she's probably immature and inexperienced, so you'll be dealing with a kid. Third, you can't show her off to people because you'd be cheating.
So get a 22-year-old hooker and fuck her brains out. Then you'll feel better. "Dating her" is not the answer. |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 10:10 AM Author: Concupiscible Piazza (guy who definitely fucks) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35435994) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 10:24 AM Author: Lascivious hell ratface (guy who's never fucked a 22-year-old as an adult or been with a hooker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35436075) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface This thread is a parody of this other thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895760&mc=139&forum_id=2
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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Passionate Primrose Patrolman Sad thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35434491) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:34 PM Author: Swashbuckling temple youre ugly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35434503) |
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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: Curious Unholy Step-uncle's House Multi-billionaire I assume Asian? You sound Asian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35434506) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 10:07 AM Author: Lascivious hell ratface Right, the sound, the tone of my voice, sounds completely Asian, amirite? Where did you hear my voice for the first time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35435978) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 7:04 AM Author: Adventurous library *head explodes*
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Date: February 19th, 2018 10:11 AM Author: violet circlehead pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35435996) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35437020) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: Umber seedy menage mad cow disease Why are you so mad u ugly faggot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35438025) |
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Date: February 19th, 2018 5:34 PM Author: Lascivious hell ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3897026&forum_id=2#35439073) |