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Olympics got lifehacked.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040
Maize point
  02/20/18
bet she has "olympic skier" written in her descrip...
Overrated House
  02/20/18
She's already written her own wikipedia page
amethyst selfie menage
  02/20/18
from her instagram "Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olymp...
Overrated House
  02/21/18
its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over tha...
Filthy clear church hissy fit
  02/20/18
The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure ...
diverse whorehouse trust fund
  02/20/18
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bearded sweet tailpipe brunch
  02/20/18
LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine runni...
Odious abusive institution
  02/20/18
Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time
light indirect expression hell
  02/20/18
I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe...
diverse whorehouse trust fund
  02/20/18
One difference in these sorts of situations is the competito...
stimulating orchestra pit
  02/20/18
Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<>...
cracking location coffee pot
  02/20/18
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Maize point
  02/20/18
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Bearded ticket booth
  02/20/18
what a dumb cunt
green comical gas station private investor
  02/20/18
free holiday now time for bobsled & chill
sickened bistre people who are hurt address
  02/21/18
180
floppy university
  02/20/18
I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the &q...
passionate boistinker garrison
  02/20/18
xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it ...
bearded sweet tailpipe brunch
  02/20/18
cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much
Marvelous Office
  02/20/18
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passionate boistinker garrison
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sable station bbw
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Crimson locus
  02/20/18
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lascivious rusted spot mother
  02/20/18
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Spruce Azn
  02/20/18
same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw th...
Purple kink-friendly jew library
  02/20/18
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dashing shivering hall dysfunction
  02/20/18
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ebony meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness
  02/20/18
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bright mildly autistic dingle berry theatre
  02/21/18
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soul-stirring puce juggernaut
  02/21/18
Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?
mind-boggling greedy temple mental disorder
  02/20/18
Mt. Rushmore
amethyst selfie menage
  02/20/18
This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.
dark queen of the night home
  02/20/18
Ljl at the so-called Olympics
Deranged pit
  02/20/18
someone get her a moniker
Stirring Embarrassed To The Bone Haunted Graveyard Bawdyhouse
  02/20/18
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
Shimmering crackhouse
  02/20/18
MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG
diverse whorehouse trust fund
  02/20/18
...
Shimmering crackhouse
  02/20/18
NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG
alcoholic lodge
  02/20/18
PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG
diverse whorehouse trust fund
  02/20/18
...
light indirect expression hell
  02/20/18
TONGAN TONIGHT SONG
diverse whorehouse trust fund
  02/20/18
hey i went to the same school as her!
Cordovan fragrant nursing home
  02/20/18
shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe ...
startling orchid principal's office
  02/20/18
we really need to acknowledge how much less competition ther...
bearded sweet tailpipe brunch
  02/20/18
if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletic...
opaque histrionic hospital
  02/20/18
Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$...
alcoholic lodge
  02/20/18
women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football....
plum seedy parlor
  02/21/18
how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?
tan school cafeteria new version
  02/21/18
this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the ann...
Thriller effete karate
  02/20/18
she could have at least tried to become good at it during th...
Aphrodisiac olive jewess
  02/20/18
her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow acc...
bearded sweet tailpipe brunch
  02/20/18
Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy d...
passionate boistinker garrison
  02/20/18
...
Crimson locus
  02/20/18
...
alcoholic lodge
  02/20/18
no
bearded sweet tailpipe brunch
  02/20/18
why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?
Crimson locus
  02/20/18
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Brilliant Elastic Band Piazza
  02/20/18
...
soul-stirring puce juggernaut
  02/21/18
The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares
Crimson locus
  02/20/18
She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by...
razzmatazz legend
  02/20/18
Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fa...
glittery transparent stage
  02/20/18
true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top...
Purple kink-friendly jew library
  02/20/18
the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showi...
peach forum
  02/20/18
This is 180 million.
lascivious rusted spot mother
  02/20/18
she went for the big Norwegian cock
salmon vigorous toilet seat
  02/20/18
The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. ...
light indirect expression hell
  02/20/18
LOL, this is 180. Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "...
Orange Offensive Trailer Park Headpube
  02/20/18
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e...
scarlet chest-beating set
  02/20/18
XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and n...
house-broken razzle step-uncle's house nibblets
  02/21/18


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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Maize point

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443505)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Overrated House

bet she has "olympic skier" written in her description on every single social media platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443516)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: amethyst selfie menage

She's already written her own wikipedia page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443520)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Overrated House

from her instagram

"Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olympian 2018 Harvard & Berkeley Alum Thumbtack & Instaviser Halfpipe Skier &#9975; Former Skeleton Ath. Hungarian & American &#127469;&#127482;&#127482;&#127480; #james1v2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451059)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Filthy clear church hissy fit

its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over that cross-country ski dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443522)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse trust fund

The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure countries who do this picked a much better sport for the lifehack technique. Basically you're just slower and finish way back; but what you're doing doesn't *appear* to be very much different from the guy winning the gold medal.

The halfpipe girl might not have any less inherent athletic merit or skill than the cross-country bros, but she's chosen a discipline where it's very, very obvious that she's barely even playing the same sport as the contenders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444733)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: bearded sweet tailpipe brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445324)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Odious abusive institution

LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine running 20 seconds in the 100 meters and then receiving global adulation. An impoverished North Korean beat him by 18 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445919)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: light indirect expression hell

Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446326)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse trust fund

I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe girl. But the skiers chose a sport in which that's much less obvious to a casual observer (especially in a staggered start)--no one is posting animated GIFs on Twitter of him skiing for the LULZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446366)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit

One difference in these sorts of situations is the competitor's starting position. (I'm not familiar with the cross-country skiers, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: cracking location coffee pot

Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443524)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: Maize point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443525)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Bearded ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444249)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: green comical gas station private investor

what a dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443535)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: sickened bistre people who are hurt address

free holiday

now time for bobsled & chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450428)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: floppy university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443562)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: passionate boistinker garrison

I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the "mediocre" women by someone qualifying simply by not falling down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443581)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: bearded sweet tailpipe brunch

xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it up.

we'd like this if it caused the media to acknowledge that so many of these women's sports aren't nearly as deep worldwide as men's, but of course they won't do that, and the US media will continue to point out how amazing our women athletes are and how they are doing better than our men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444195)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Marvelous Office

cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444262)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: passionate boistinker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444533)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: sable station bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445156)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Crimson locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445934)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: lascivious rusted spot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445988)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Spruce Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446026)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Purple kink-friendly jew library

same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446251)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: dashing shivering hall dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: ebony meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446383)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: bright mildly autistic dingle berry theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450445)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring puce juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450463)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling greedy temple mental disorder

Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443592)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: amethyst selfie menage

Mt. Rushmore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443617)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: dark queen of the night home

This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444259)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Deranged pit

Ljl at the so-called Olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444311)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Stirring Embarrassed To The Bone Haunted Graveyard Bawdyhouse

someone get her a moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444490)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Shimmering crackhouse

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444538)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse trust fund

MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444740)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Shimmering crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445113)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: alcoholic lodge

NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445904)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse trust fund

PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: light indirect expression hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446332)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse trust fund

TONGAN TONIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35448977)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant nursing home

hey i went to the same school as her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445126)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: startling orchid principal's office

shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe is. there must be under 100 women who even try this event globally. the boys 13 and under division would smoke these girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445138)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: bearded sweet tailpipe brunch

we really need to acknowledge how much less competition there is worldwide in most women's sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445325)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: opaque histrionic hospital

if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletics scholarship to at least one sport at at least one school, you've failed.

title IX forces these colleges to maintain these programs. a lot of them can't even fill the spots.

a girl i went to high school with got a full ride to a d-1 school for golf. she could barely get the ball off the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: alcoholic lodge

Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$ spent on football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35449078)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: plum seedy parlor

women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football. 20 scholarships, and few women who participate ever rowed in a single race before getting to college.

you just have to be cool with early morning practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450511)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: tan school cafeteria new version

how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450444)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller effete karate

this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the announcers really makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445358)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac olive jewess

she could have at least tried to become good at it during the time she invested into qualifying. sounds lazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445368)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: bearded sweet tailpipe brunch

her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow accolade.

pretty much the same as every kid who cares more about a grade and less about what they learn and improving skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445385)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: passionate boistinker garrison

Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy did this you'd think it was funny. In a bar with his bros "did I ever tell you about the time I competed in the Olympics?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445838)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Crimson locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445946)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: alcoholic lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445956)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: bearded sweet tailpipe brunch

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446220)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Crimson locus

why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446266)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Brilliant Elastic Band Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446262)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring puce juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450466)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Crimson locus

The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445938)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz legend

She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by Olympic standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446071)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: glittery transparent stage

Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fast as fuck to make it up those walls. She's not "good," but I've seen freestyle (i.e., bumps) skiers who regularly compete do similar runs to what she did. It's a really unusual skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446208)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Purple kink-friendly jew library

true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top of the half pipes are fairly difficult for most skiiers. She is moving fast and the pipe is pretty steep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446260)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: peach forum

the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showing up.

she showed up for races all over the world for 2 years and now she has a hilarious story to brag about + use as social capital leverage.

that oiled-chest guy who competes in summer and winter olympics for tonga is going to leverage his olympics exposure into POTUS of tonga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445930)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: lascivious rusted spot mother

This is 180 million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445979)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: salmon vigorous toilet seat

she went for the big Norwegian cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446042)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: light indirect expression hell

The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. No telling curl of the lips. No wink. Nothing. She meant them. All of them.

"I didn't qualify for finals so I'm really disappointed," the 33-year-old Californian said after coming in last in the 24-woman field during Olympic women's halfpipe qualifying on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446339)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Orange Offensive Trailer Park Headpube

LOL, this is 180.

Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "athletes" that they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446367)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: scarlet chest-beating set

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e/Attention-whore.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070625132811

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446394)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: house-broken razzle step-uncle's house nibblets

XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and nobody has speculated on her involvment in the Olympic village orgies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451198)