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Olympics got lifehacked.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040
trip school cafeteria mother
  02/20/18
bet she has "olympic skier" written in her descrip...
milky mentally impaired set
  02/20/18
She's already written her own wikipedia page
sienna chad site
  02/20/18
from her instagram "Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olymp...
milky mentally impaired set
  02/21/18
its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over tha...
concupiscible library
  02/20/18
The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure ...
Violet coiffed elastic band
  02/20/18
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Twinkling home
  02/20/18
LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine runni...
lascivious buck-toothed resort
  02/20/18
Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time
Offensive Very Tactful Pervert Sound Barrier
  02/20/18
I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe...
Violet coiffed elastic band
  02/20/18
One difference in these sorts of situations is the competito...
galvanic tanning salon yarmulke
  02/20/18
Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<>...
180 boistinker
  02/20/18
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trip school cafeteria mother
  02/20/18
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Heady pearly quadroon
  02/20/18
what a dumb cunt
Iridescent mischievous sweet tailpipe
  02/20/18
free holiday now time for bobsled & chill
racy lilac point pistol
  02/21/18
180
Vermilion rebellious casino mexican
  02/20/18
I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the &q...
Chartreuse nursing home
  02/20/18
xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it ...
Twinkling home
  02/20/18
cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much
Dashing karate
  02/20/18
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Chartreuse nursing home
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Frozen well-lubricated theater ratface
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Red laughsome regret
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charismatic charcoal fat ankles
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Electric toaster
  02/20/18
same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw th...
obsidian potus bawdyhouse
  02/20/18
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jet beady-eyed native
  02/20/18
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Kink-friendly fragrant garrison
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Slippery wine station
  02/21/18
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Odious Corner
  02/21/18
Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?
amber institution mediation
  02/20/18
Mt. Rushmore
sienna chad site
  02/20/18
This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.
Fighting trailer park nibblets
  02/20/18
Ljl at the so-called Olympics
Elite disturbing address
  02/20/18
someone get her a moniker
thriller yapping knife patrolman
  02/20/18
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
Irradiated hospital
  02/20/18
MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG
Violet coiffed elastic band
  02/20/18
...
Irradiated hospital
  02/20/18
NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG
Idiotic azn
  02/20/18
PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG
Violet coiffed elastic band
  02/20/18
...
Offensive Very Tactful Pervert Sound Barrier
  02/20/18
TONGAN TONIGHT SONG
Violet coiffed elastic band
  02/20/18
hey i went to the same school as her!
soul-stirring seedy ceo
  02/20/18
shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe ...
Pea-brained Halford Goal In Life
  02/20/18
we really need to acknowledge how much less competition ther...
Twinkling home
  02/20/18
if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletic...
garnet house-broken public bath depressive
  02/20/18
Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$...
Idiotic azn
  02/20/18
women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football....
Adventurous purple dilemma scourge upon the earth
  02/21/18
how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?
Ebony Cracking Cumskin Milk
  02/21/18
this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the ann...
Saffron cuck
  02/20/18
she could have at least tried to become good at it during th...
Maniacal Pisswyrm
  02/20/18
her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow acc...
Twinkling home
  02/20/18
Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy d...
Chartreuse nursing home
  02/20/18
...
Red laughsome regret
  02/20/18
...
Idiotic azn
  02/20/18
no
Twinkling home
  02/20/18
why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?
Red laughsome regret
  02/20/18
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bossy lemon temple half-breed
  02/20/18
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Odious Corner
  02/21/18
The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares
Red laughsome regret
  02/20/18
She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by...
glassy narrow-minded tank
  02/20/18
Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fa...
multi-colored lay main people
  02/20/18
true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top...
obsidian potus bawdyhouse
  02/20/18
the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showi...
Translucent turdskin
  02/20/18
This is 180 million.
charismatic charcoal fat ankles
  02/20/18
she went for the big Norwegian cock
fuchsia office
  02/20/18
The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. ...
Offensive Very Tactful Pervert Sound Barrier
  02/20/18
LOL, this is 180. Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "...
Splenetic Clear Codepig Haunted Graveyard
  02/20/18
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e...
excitant demanding kitty
  02/20/18
XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and n...
shivering burgundy circlehead
  02/21/18


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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: trip school cafeteria mother

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443505)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: milky mentally impaired set

bet she has "olympic skier" written in her description on every single social media platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443516)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: sienna chad site

She's already written her own wikipedia page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443520)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: milky mentally impaired set

from her instagram

"Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olympian 2018 Harvard & Berkeley Alum Thumbtack & Instaviser Halfpipe Skier &#9975; Former Skeleton Ath. Hungarian & American &#127469;&#127482;&#127482;&#127480; #james1v2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451059)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: concupiscible library

its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over that cross-country ski dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443522)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Violet coiffed elastic band

The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure countries who do this picked a much better sport for the lifehack technique. Basically you're just slower and finish way back; but what you're doing doesn't *appear* to be very much different from the guy winning the gold medal.

The halfpipe girl might not have any less inherent athletic merit or skill than the cross-country bros, but she's chosen a discipline where it's very, very obvious that she's barely even playing the same sport as the contenders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444733)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Twinkling home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445324)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: lascivious buck-toothed resort

LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine running 20 seconds in the 100 meters and then receiving global adulation. An impoverished North Korean beat him by 18 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445919)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Offensive Very Tactful Pervert Sound Barrier

Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446326)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Violet coiffed elastic band

I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe girl. But the skiers chose a sport in which that's much less obvious to a casual observer (especially in a staggered start)--no one is posting animated GIFs on Twitter of him skiing for the LULZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446366)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon yarmulke

One difference in these sorts of situations is the competitor's starting position. (I'm not familiar with the cross-country skiers, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: 180 boistinker

Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443524)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: trip school cafeteria mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443525)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Heady pearly quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444249)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Iridescent mischievous sweet tailpipe

what a dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443535)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: racy lilac point pistol

free holiday

now time for bobsled & chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450428)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Vermilion rebellious casino mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443562)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: Chartreuse nursing home

I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the "mediocre" women by someone qualifying simply by not falling down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443581)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Twinkling home

xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it up.

we'd like this if it caused the media to acknowledge that so many of these women's sports aren't nearly as deep worldwide as men's, but of course they won't do that, and the US media will continue to point out how amazing our women athletes are and how they are doing better than our men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444195)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Dashing karate

cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444262)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Chartreuse nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444533)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Frozen well-lubricated theater ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445156)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Red laughsome regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445934)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: charismatic charcoal fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445988)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Electric toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446026)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: obsidian potus bawdyhouse

same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446251)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: jet beady-eyed native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fragrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446383)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Slippery wine station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450445)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Odious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450463)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: amber institution mediation

Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443592)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: sienna chad site

Mt. Rushmore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443617)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Fighting trailer park nibblets

This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444259)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Elite disturbing address

Ljl at the so-called Olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444311)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: thriller yapping knife patrolman

someone get her a moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444490)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Irradiated hospital

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444538)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Violet coiffed elastic band

MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444740)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Irradiated hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445113)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Idiotic azn

NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445904)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Violet coiffed elastic band

PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Offensive Very Tactful Pervert Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446332)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Violet coiffed elastic band

TONGAN TONIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35448977)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring seedy ceo

hey i went to the same school as her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445126)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained Halford Goal In Life

shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe is. there must be under 100 women who even try this event globally. the boys 13 and under division would smoke these girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445138)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Twinkling home

we really need to acknowledge how much less competition there is worldwide in most women's sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445325)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: garnet house-broken public bath depressive

if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletics scholarship to at least one sport at at least one school, you've failed.

title IX forces these colleges to maintain these programs. a lot of them can't even fill the spots.

a girl i went to high school with got a full ride to a d-1 school for golf. she could barely get the ball off the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Idiotic azn

Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$ spent on football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35449078)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Adventurous purple dilemma scourge upon the earth

women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football. 20 scholarships, and few women who participate ever rowed in a single race before getting to college.

you just have to be cool with early morning practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450511)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Ebony Cracking Cumskin Milk

how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450444)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Saffron cuck

this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the announcers really makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445358)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Maniacal Pisswyrm

she could have at least tried to become good at it during the time she invested into qualifying. sounds lazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445368)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Twinkling home

her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow accolade.

pretty much the same as every kid who cares more about a grade and less about what they learn and improving skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445385)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse nursing home

Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy did this you'd think it was funny. In a bar with his bros "did I ever tell you about the time I competed in the Olympics?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445838)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Red laughsome regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445946)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Idiotic azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445956)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Twinkling home

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446220)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Red laughsome regret

why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446266)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: bossy lemon temple half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446262)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: Odious Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450466)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Red laughsome regret

The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445938)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: glassy narrow-minded tank

She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by Olympic standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446071)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: multi-colored lay main people

Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fast as fuck to make it up those walls. She's not "good," but I've seen freestyle (i.e., bumps) skiers who regularly compete do similar runs to what she did. It's a really unusual skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446208)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: obsidian potus bawdyhouse

true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top of the half pipes are fairly difficult for most skiiers. She is moving fast and the pipe is pretty steep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446260)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Translucent turdskin

the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showing up.

she showed up for races all over the world for 2 years and now she has a hilarious story to brag about + use as social capital leverage.

that oiled-chest guy who competes in summer and winter olympics for tonga is going to leverage his olympics exposure into POTUS of tonga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445930)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: charismatic charcoal fat ankles

This is 180 million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445979)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: fuchsia office

she went for the big Norwegian cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446042)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Offensive Very Tactful Pervert Sound Barrier

The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. No telling curl of the lips. No wink. Nothing. She meant them. All of them.

"I didn't qualify for finals so I'm really disappointed," the 33-year-old Californian said after coming in last in the 24-woman field during Olympic women's halfpipe qualifying on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446339)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Splenetic Clear Codepig Haunted Graveyard

LOL, this is 180.

Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "athletes" that they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446367)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: excitant demanding kitty

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e/Attention-whore.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070625132811

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446394)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: shivering burgundy circlehead

XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and nobody has speculated on her involvment in the Olympic village orgies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451198)