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Olympics got lifehacked.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040
Razzle-dazzle ruby mood
  02/20/18
bet she has "olympic skier" written in her descrip...
claret state factory reset button
  02/20/18
She's already written her own wikipedia page
Vibrant Nursing Home
  02/20/18
from her instagram "Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olymp...
claret state factory reset button
  02/21/18
its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over tha...
Maroon disrespectful rehab
  02/20/18
The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure ...
Aromatic metal shitlib pistol
  02/20/18
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Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty
  02/20/18
LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine runni...
fuchsia odious windowlicker
  02/20/18
Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time
Exciting brunch puppy
  02/20/18
I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe...
Aromatic metal shitlib pistol
  02/20/18
One difference in these sorts of situations is the competito...
Floppy center multi-billionaire
  02/20/18
Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<>...
fiercely-loyal market
  02/20/18
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Razzle-dazzle ruby mood
  02/20/18
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Talented know-it-all hell
  02/20/18
what a dumb cunt
Khaki garrison nowag
  02/20/18
free holiday now time for bobsled & chill
red excitant church building
  02/21/18
180
spruce bipolar antidepressant drug tanning salon
  02/20/18
I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the &q...
Ivory rigpig friendly grandma
  02/20/18
xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it ...
Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty
  02/20/18
cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much
ungodly boltzmann base
  02/20/18
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Ivory rigpig friendly grandma
  02/20/18
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Primrose range
  02/20/18
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Sepia Corner
  02/20/18
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Purple Violent Orchestra Pit Masturbator
  02/20/18
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Pale theater stage
  02/20/18
same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw th...
shimmering contagious pisswyrm
  02/20/18
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Galvanic Community Account Internal Respiration
  02/20/18
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crawly chad death wish
  02/20/18
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wine frisky indirect expression roommate
  02/21/18
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histrionic sickened newt
  02/21/18
Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?
Mustard Crotch
  02/20/18
Mt. Rushmore
Vibrant Nursing Home
  02/20/18
This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.
cruel-hearted azn
  02/20/18
Ljl at the so-called Olympics
medicated motley ticket booth cumskin
  02/20/18
someone get her a moniker
Mewling chapel voyeur
  02/20/18
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
vigorous spot
  02/20/18
MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG
Aromatic metal shitlib pistol
  02/20/18
...
vigorous spot
  02/20/18
NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG
Drunken Cobalt Locale
  02/20/18
PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG
Aromatic metal shitlib pistol
  02/20/18
...
Exciting brunch puppy
  02/20/18
TONGAN TONIGHT SONG
Aromatic metal shitlib pistol
  02/20/18
hey i went to the same school as her!
tan headpube generalized bond
  02/20/18
shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe ...
exhilarant french gas station
  02/20/18
we really need to acknowledge how much less competition ther...
Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty
  02/20/18
if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletic...
Sooty quadroon
  02/20/18
Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$...
Drunken Cobalt Locale
  02/20/18
women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football....
Frum Charcoal Dingle Berry
  02/21/18
how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?
Clear unhinged location immigrant
  02/21/18
this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the ann...
Stimulating Meetinghouse
  02/20/18
she could have at least tried to become good at it during th...
Geriatric sienna dilemma
  02/20/18
her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow acc...
Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty
  02/20/18
Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy d...
Ivory rigpig friendly grandma
  02/20/18
...
Sepia Corner
  02/20/18
...
Drunken Cobalt Locale
  02/20/18
no
Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty
  02/20/18
why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?
Sepia Corner
  02/20/18
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Hilarious university
  02/20/18
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histrionic sickened newt
  02/21/18
The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares
Sepia Corner
  02/20/18
She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by...
bearded concupiscible stead
  02/20/18
Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fa...
Burgundy casino degenerate
  02/20/18
true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top...
shimmering contagious pisswyrm
  02/20/18
the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showi...
Alcoholic parlor deer antler
  02/20/18
This is 180 million.
Purple Violent Orchestra Pit Masturbator
  02/20/18
she went for the big Norwegian cock
Gay electric associate
  02/20/18
The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. ...
Exciting brunch puppy
  02/20/18
LOL, this is 180. Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "...
fighting translucent depressive
  02/20/18
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e...
carnelian bat-shit-crazy temple
  02/20/18
XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and n...
180 sadistic lodge
  02/21/18


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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ruby mood

https://twitter.com/i/moments/965709387317719040

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443505)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: claret state factory reset button

bet she has "olympic skier" written in her description on every single social media platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443516)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Vibrant Nursing Home

She's already written her own wikipedia page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443520)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: claret state factory reset button

from her instagram

"Elizabeth Swaney Hungarian Olympian 2018 Harvard & Berkeley Alum Thumbtack & Instaviser Halfpipe Skier &#9975; Former Skeleton Ath. Hungarian & American &#127469;&#127482;&#127482;&#127480; #james1v2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451059)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Maroon disrespectful rehab

its hilarious seeing this after the media went wild over that cross-country ski dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443522)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Aromatic metal shitlib pistol

The cross-country skiers from (or "from") obscure countries who do this picked a much better sport for the lifehack technique. Basically you're just slower and finish way back; but what you're doing doesn't *appear* to be very much different from the guy winning the gold medal.

The halfpipe girl might not have any less inherent athletic merit or skill than the cross-country bros, but she's chosen a discipline where it's very, very obvious that she's barely even playing the same sport as the contenders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444733)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445324)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: fuchsia odious windowlicker

LOL. The guy almost doubled the winner's time. Imagine running 20 seconds in the 100 meters and then receiving global adulation. An impoverished North Korean beat him by 18 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445919)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Exciting brunch puppy

Most XO poasters do imagine a 20 second 100 time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446326)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Aromatic metal shitlib pistol

I completely agree with you. Just as illegit as the halfpipe girl. But the skiers chose a sport in which that's much less obvious to a casual observer (especially in a staggered start)--no one is posting animated GIFs on Twitter of him skiing for the LULZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446366)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Floppy center multi-billionaire

One difference in these sorts of situations is the competitor's starting position. (I'm not familiar with the cross-country skiers, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal market

Her ONE | WEIRD | TRICK was <><>NOTRICKS<><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443524)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ruby mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443525)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Talented know-it-all hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444249)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Khaki garrison nowag

what a dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443535)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: red excitant church building

free holiday

now time for bobsled & chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450428)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: spruce bipolar antidepressant drug tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443562)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:31 AM
Author: Ivory rigpig friendly grandma

I would think you guys would be all for this. Exposes the "mediocre" women by someone qualifying simply by not falling down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443581)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty

xo dislikes this because it's basically a shrew shrewing it up.

we'd like this if it caused the media to acknowledge that so many of these women's sports aren't nearly as deep worldwide as men's, but of course they won't do that, and the US media will continue to point out how amazing our women athletes are and how they are doing better than our men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444195)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: ungodly boltzmann base

cr i think its hilarious, not sure why ppl hate it so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444262)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Ivory rigpig friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444533)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Primrose range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445156)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Sepia Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445934)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Purple Violent Orchestra Pit Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445988)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Pale theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446026)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: shimmering contagious pisswyrm

same. I think its great and I laughed out loud when I saw the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446251)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Community Account Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: crawly chad death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446383)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: wine frisky indirect expression roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450445)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: histrionic sickened newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450463)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: Mustard Crotch

Let the betting begin - Lifetime movie or full feature film?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443592)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Vibrant Nursing Home

Mt. Rushmore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35443617)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: cruel-hearted azn

This woman is my personal hero. Fuck libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444259)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: medicated motley ticket booth cumskin

Ljl at the so-called Olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444311)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Mewling chapel voyeur

someone get her a moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444490)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: vigorous spot

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444538)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Aromatic metal shitlib pistol

MY NO TAKE FLIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35444740)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: vigorous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445113)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Drunken Cobalt Locale

NO FALL HALF PIPE SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445904)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Aromatic metal shitlib pistol

PAID FOR THE RIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446309)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Exciting brunch puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446332)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Aromatic metal shitlib pistol

TONGAN TONIGHT SONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35448977)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: tan headpube generalized bond

hey i went to the same school as her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445126)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: exhilarant french gas station

shines a light on just how bad the women's skiing half-pipe is. there must be under 100 women who even try this event globally. the boys 13 and under division would smoke these girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445138)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty

we really need to acknowledge how much less competition there is worldwide in most women's sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445325)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Sooty quadroon

if you have a daughter and she isn't able to get an athletics scholarship to at least one sport at at least one school, you've failed.

title IX forces these colleges to maintain these programs. a lot of them can't even fill the spots.

a girl i went to high school with got a full ride to a d-1 school for golf. she could barely get the ball off the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445354)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Drunken Cobalt Locale

Cr. Alabama has a YUGE womens rowing team to make up for $$ spent on football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35449078)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Frum Charcoal Dingle Berry

women's crew is just used as a title ix balance to football. 20 scholarships, and few women who participate ever rowed in a single race before getting to college.

you just have to be cool with early morning practices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450511)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Clear unhinged location immigrant

how come that canadian chick pulls 1080s with ease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450444)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Meetinghouse

this is too hilarious to get mad. the earnestness of the announcers really makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445358)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Geriatric sienna dilemma

she could have at least tried to become good at it during the time she invested into qualifying. sounds lazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445368)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty

her goal wasn't to become good; her goal was the shallow accolade.

pretty much the same as every kid who cares more about a grade and less about what they learn and improving skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445385)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Ivory rigpig friendly grandma

Or to just have a crazy story to tell. Admit that if a guy did this you'd think it was funny. In a bar with his bros "did I ever tell you about the time I competed in the Olympics?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445838)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Sepia Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445946)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Drunken Cobalt Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445956)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Pink cowardly wrinkle kitty

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446220)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Sepia Corner

why so uptight? Did she steal your spot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446266)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Hilarious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446262)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: histrionic sickened newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35450466)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Sepia Corner

The entire winter Olympics is a dull farce, who cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445938)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: bearded concupiscible stead

She’s better than like 98% of skiers, she just isn’t good by Olympic standards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446071)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Burgundy casino degenerate

Have you ever ridden a 22" superpipe? You have to go fast as fuck to make it up those walls. She's not "good," but I've seen freestyle (i.e., bumps) skiers who regularly compete do similar runs to what she did. It's a really unusual skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446208)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: shimmering contagious pisswyrm

true. Even those little "hops" she does at the top of the half pipes are fairly difficult for most skiiers. She is moving fast and the pipe is pretty steep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446260)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlor deer antler

the real lesson here is 90% of success in life is just showing up.

she showed up for races all over the world for 2 years and now she has a hilarious story to brag about + use as social capital leverage.

that oiled-chest guy who competes in summer and winter olympics for tonga is going to leverage his olympics exposure into POTUS of tonga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445930)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Purple Violent Orchestra Pit Masturbator

This is 180 million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35445979)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Gay electric associate

she went for the big Norwegian cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446042)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Exciting brunch puppy

The words left Liz Swaney's lips without an ounce of irony. No telling curl of the lips. No wink. Nothing. She meant them. All of them.

"I didn't qualify for finals so I'm really disappointed," the 33-year-old Californian said after coming in last in the 24-woman field during Olympic women's halfpipe qualifying on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446339)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: fighting translucent depressive

LOL, this is 180.

Exposes dumb cunts for the fraud "athletes" that they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446367)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: carnelian bat-shit-crazy temple

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/5e/Attention-whore.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070625132811

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35446394)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: 180 sadistic lodge

XO is off its game. Half a dozen threads on this woman and nobody has speculated on her involvment in the Olympic village orgies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898295&forum_id=2#35451198)