attending a Jewish service tonight. Taking advice.
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 4:39 PM Author: ultramarine mediation
my father-in-law is being honored at his conservative synagogue for his long history of support of various charitable causes. I am being forced to attend, along with my wife, because of this big moment.
I am not Jewish. I hope I can get away with wearing a classic Florida Marlins hat (with the "F" and the teal) instead of a yarmulke because I feel silly wearing the latter. I'm dressed in a button-down shirt, khakis, and sneakers. I'm told Friday services are less formal, dress-wise, than Saturday services.
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 4:42 PM Author: alcoholic theatre
Don't wear a sports team hat, they will see you as prole
wear a cr hat if you have one
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 4:58 PM Author: ebony sex offender whorehouse
1. No Hat
2. Khakis, light blue button down, blue blazer, brown loafers (offical WASP uniform)
3. Profit
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Date: February 23rd, 2018 5:14 PM Author: ultramarine mediation
fuck, wife vetoed the Marlins hat. I can't find my porkpie hat - it's in a box somewhere that I never unpacked when we moved in.
gonna be stuck wearing a yarmulke :(
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Date: February 24th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: ultramarine mediation
So my wife nixed the Marlins hat. I couldn't find my porkpie hat. I had to wear a yarmulke that came out of a box at the entrance to the synagogue.
I asked my wife what level of dress was appropriate, and she said "I'm wearing a denim skirt, Friday night is casual". So I wore khakis with gym socks and sneakers. My wife realized only in the car that I was wearing gym socks and had a panic attack and said that folks at the synagogue would gossip and call me a "schlub"
Anyway, we get there, and my father-in-law, who is a very wealthy man, is also wearing gym socks. Crisis over.
There were like 12 people at the service. All of them were 60+ years old, except for two families who were speaking Russian. The female rabbi rushed through a bunch of songs in under an hour and then at the very end my father in law was called up and recognized for his charitable activities.
Then everyone went out into the hallway and they ate some bread and drank some wine while singing.
Then my in-laws, my wife, myself, and two other old people went to Bob Evans for shabbat dinner. Everyone had either the pot roast or the fried alaskan cod.
Over dinner, one guy, whose daughter is a v100 senior associate in NYC, started talking to another guy, who is a dentist, about the decision lawyers face re: either gunning for partner or gunning for in-house. The dentist was incredulous. Why would anyone ever not just gun for in-house and have a lot more free time, he asked. BIGLAW hours seemed inconceivable to his dentist mind.
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Date: February 24th, 2018 10:38 PM Author: Maize odious sanctuary
180. i called this 100% -- that nobody would care/notice, that it'll all be olds ("nobody will be there other than olds and boomers. you might be noticed anyway, but who cares?"), etc.
rofl re the dentist.
was the female rabbi a dyke? did she wear a kippa
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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:39 AM Author: Maize odious sanctuary
modern orthodox, meaning your wife grew up keeping shabbat and in a kosher home and went to ortho jewish day schools?
or do you mean more traditional / conservadox.
odd that these boomers are driving on shabbat if they were previously MO.
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