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Excluding traffic stuff and drugs, what the last CRIME you committed?

No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things tha...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
First degree murder
cocky passionate home pervert
  02/25/18
How long did you premeditate?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
bringing too much duty free back through customs without dec...
Glittery Nowag
  02/25/18
LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products ...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs
Glittery Nowag
  02/25/18
I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly r...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
It is NOT worth it
Glittery Nowag
  02/25/18
I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to ...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane ad...
Glittery Nowag
  02/25/18
I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has ...
Up-to-no-good field
  02/25/18
XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong. "You can...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath...
180 cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap
  02/25/18
For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trou...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
...
amber soul-stirring space queen of the night
  02/25/18
I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state l...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
...
amber soul-stirring space queen of the night
  02/25/18
Cotdamn man get an uber next time.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
...
amber soul-stirring space queen of the night
  02/25/18
Well, you know, make better decisions.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
180
anal locus
  02/25/18
Gay sex.
judgmental coffee pot headpube
  02/25/18
How tough are your state's sodomy laws?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA...
vivacious jewess
  02/25/18
Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny.
big really tough guy
  02/25/18
Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
to wit, anally in another man
vivacious jewess
  02/25/18
Bare? Damn, Daddy.
Contagious hall tattoo
  02/25/18
shoplifting
henna shivering twinkling uncleanness
  02/25/18
Describe please. Why do you do it?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Took a few swigs of vodka while driving
Bat-shit-crazy sexy cuck
  02/25/18
Is that even a crime?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
In most states, yeah https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...
Bat-shit-crazy sexy cuck
  02/25/18
So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the v...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well ...
Bat-shit-crazy sexy cuck
  02/25/18
raped a guy
Iridescent cuckoldry faggotry
  02/25/18
Yikes.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Massive speeding.
Salmon Antidepressant Drug Death Wish
  02/25/18
Traffic stuff.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
...
amber soul-stirring space queen of the night
  02/25/18
STFU Agent Jenkins
Impertinent Pocket Flask Generalized Bond
  02/25/18
If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worr...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
(Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code)
Impertinent Pocket Flask Generalized Bond
  02/25/18
Let's see some ID.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
transmitted on a police radio frequency
sick trust fund lay
  02/25/18
This is interesting, tell more about it.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
...
amber soul-stirring space queen of the night
  02/25/18
rape
Racy Canary Reading Party
  02/25/18
Ok?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
what's your question
Racy Canary Reading Party
  02/25/18
Why did you do it?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away...
Racy Canary Reading Party
  02/25/18
Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a fu...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee wh...
Turquoise Athletic Conference
  02/25/18
You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit ...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in t...
Turquoise Athletic Conference
  02/25/18
i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 co...
Indecent exhilarant base
  02/25/18
What is the last thing you stole?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on pr...
Indecent exhilarant base
  02/25/18
When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
This thread is fucking funny.
Flirting theatre
  02/25/18
Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected sit...
puce kitty cat
  02/25/18
shabu from blackhawk down somalia?
Indecent exhilarant base
  02/25/18
Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent o...
infuriating territorial boltzmann forum
  02/25/18
...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
*written consent
Plum mind-boggling office jap
  02/25/18
guacamole trick
Apoplectic Lemon Church Crotch
  02/25/18
only thought crimes. i like to stay on the right side of th...
Blathering parlour
  02/25/18
You can probably think of something. Most places it's illega...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Billing fraud.
Deep cerebral juggernaut
  02/25/18
Jew overlords made you do it though.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Hate speech thoughts
razzmatazz orchestra pit
  02/25/18
I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of spee...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
"secretly" LOLOL good job Sherlock
Maniacal bateful box office
  02/25/18
Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will ope...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night ...
bat shit crazy sanctuary roast beef
  02/25/18
Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario get...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “pro...
Jade marvelous old irish cottage
  02/25/18
I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “
anal locus
  02/25/18
jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit
cheese-eating painfully honest point
  02/25/18
...
amber soul-stirring space queen of the night
  02/25/18
there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerkin...
cheese-eating painfully honest point
  02/25/18
poasted about another country's elections
Bonkers chrome stag film
  02/25/18
...
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  02/25/18
...
Maniacal bateful box office
  02/25/18
o fuck (said the rapist and the first degree murderer it...
Turquoise Athletic Conference
  02/25/18
...
Arrogant hominid ladyboy
  02/25/18
Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago.
Nighttime electric bbw
  02/25/18
Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area
sapphire meetinghouse idea he suggested
  02/25/18
Shoplifting when age 11
anal locus
  02/25/18
Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the s...
Jade marvelous old irish cottage
  02/25/18
Why did you steal?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
DUI shoplifting candy from a gas station
maroon coldplay fan senate
  02/25/18
Why did you steal?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
small adrenaline/dopamine rush basically I do it because I ...
maroon coldplay fan senate
  02/25/18
My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it u...
anal locus
  02/25/18
How dare you.
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your per...
Grizzly dilemma selfie
  02/25/18
(Dwight Schrute)
maroon coldplay fan senate
  02/25/18
basically
Grizzly dilemma selfie
  02/25/18
(Fascists)
anal locus
  02/25/18
If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come ...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
Failed to claim some side income on my tax return
Stirring ivory house
  02/25/18
What is the plan if the IRS calls?
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I woul...
Stirring ivory house
  02/25/18
What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just si...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring.
Plum mind-boggling office jap
  02/25/18
What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in th...
dashing federal toilet seat
  02/25/18
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  02/25/18
Answer for real.
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  02/25/18
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What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type...
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  10/10/18
shoplifting. I forgot something after checking out once and ...
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  10/10/18
obstructed justice by riding in the back of my friend's car ...
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Bestiality
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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

No copyright stuff either. I am not talking about things that people routinely do all the time like drive buzzed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481687)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: cocky passionate home pervert

First degree murder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481692)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

How long did you premeditate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481701)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Glittery Nowag

bringing too much duty free back through customs without declaring it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481694)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

LOL, good one. I recently flew with some marijuana products stashed in my bag. I know I said no drug stuff, but I would accept something like that. Just not ordinary drug transactions by casual users.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481709)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Glittery Nowag

LOL I would NEVER travel with drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481717)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

I Have done this quite a bit lately, I agree it's terribly reckless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481734)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Glittery Nowag

It is NOT worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481752)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:54 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

I doubt it would be that bad for just weed. What's going to happen, the AUSA picks up the case and makes an example out of me?

I would lawyer up, pay a fine, maybe have to do some community service. Not even sure it would merit bar discipline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481769)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: Glittery Nowag

I think (but am not sure) that transporting it on a plane adds a whole category of other charges beyond mere possession

shitlawyers please confirm or otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481778)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

I am sure there are additional charges available. There is a federal law against everything. What I'm saying is I doubt a prosecutor would end up really hammering me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481800)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 4:15 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good field

technically, its a federal crime. practically, the TSA has already publicly announced that they don't care about weed and will simply refer the matter to local police if they find it during an inspection. if you're flying out of a place where weed is legal, those cops won't give a fuck and will likely just toss your weed in the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35482220)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

XO's unhinged risk aversion remains strong.

"You can't afford a $500K house on just $350K HHI!"

"Don't fly with weed, you're looking at federal prison!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483589)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted mad-dog skullcap

forget prison, the bar would come down on you like the wrath of God. I'm more afraid of the bar than the local ADA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483609)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

For a simple criminal charge? I never see people get in trouble for shit like that. Self-report and tell them you're going to seek some treatment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483620)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481712)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

I don't think it's illegal to transport a gun across state lines, you're just subject to different laws in each state for how to transport it. Like I think most state require that it be unloaded but others might require trigger locks and such.

I'll accept DUI if you were really fucked up, like you barely remember driving. Most anyone who routinely drinks ends up driving a little bit over the line quite often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481724)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481789)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Cotdamn man get an uber next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481808)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481816)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Well, you know, make better decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481820)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: anal locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486978)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: judgmental coffee pot headpube

Gay sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481713)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

How tough are your state's sodomy laws?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481729)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: vivacious jewess

Not declaring goods acquired abroad when re-entering the USA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481714)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: big really tough guy

Bare anal and creampie with Latin tranny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481715)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Count VII: 'Conspiracy to Commit Creampie'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481732)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: vivacious jewess

to wit, anally in another man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481750)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Contagious hall tattoo

Bare? Damn, Daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484095)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: henna shivering twinkling uncleanness

shoplifting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481749)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Describe please. Why do you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481772)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy cuck

Took a few swigs of vodka while driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481784)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Is that even a crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481811)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy cuck

In most states, yeah

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/USA-open-container-law-path2006-2.svg

I was already probably over the limit before I drank it, but I was losing my buzz and I had like 20 miles to go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481832)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

So the crime was having the bottle open, not ingesting the vodka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481839)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sexy cuck

Well no, the federal standard prohibits consumption as well as simply having a open container

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_open-container_laws

It's just that it's FAR easier for a cop to write a ticket for an open container vs. them actually witnessing you drinking in your car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481849)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Iridescent cuckoldry faggotry

raped a guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481798)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Yikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481817)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Salmon Antidepressant Drug Death Wish

Massive speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481814)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Traffic stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481823)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481830)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Impertinent Pocket Flask Generalized Bond

STFU Agent Jenkins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481821)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

If you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481825)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Impertinent Pocket Flask Generalized Bond

(Guy who doesn’t understand the US criminal code)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481828)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Let's see some ID.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481835)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: sick trust fund lay

transmitted on a police radio frequency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481831)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

This is interesting, tell more about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481842)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35481845)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Racy Canary Reading Party

rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483592)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483598)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Racy Canary Reading Party

what's your question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483600)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Why did you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483623)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Racy Canary Reading Party

couldnt help it, when i saw her i couldn't peel my eyes away for almost 5 seconds. I even felt a sexual attraction to her. I thought about talking to her. Even though I didnt take it that far, Im not proud of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483756)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Seems like you are waffling as to whether you committed a full blown violent stranger rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483944)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Athletic Conference

I do a lot of trespassing and sometimes I let the dog pee while we are there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483670)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

You guys seem like the type who only pick up you dog's shit if someone is around to potentially call you out for not taking care of it. TMF is probably all like "there is shit everywhere, it's the city, nobody cares and everyone does it. Not like we're at the dog park." Then you go along with whatever he says.

Then you guys are nodding your heads and clucking like village peasants when you walk down the sidewalk and there is dogshit in the middle of the path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483690)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Turquoise Athletic Conference

Quite the opposite actually. TMF is the sort to pick up in the middle of a freaking forest hike and I am the one who will say "excuse me but its LITERALLY in the middle of a forest. And who's gonna carry shit for two miles until the hike is over?"

I do willfully ignore "curb your dog" signs and refuse to keep my dog off the grass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486362)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Indecent exhilarant base

i regularly shoplift for fun and i probably have like 300 counts of attempted statutory rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483700)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

What is the last thing you stole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483705)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Indecent exhilarant base

easily those tiny bedhead or american crew $15 pomades on principle.

sometimes i'll take my whole cart of groceries from aisles to my car. such brazen moves have never been called out before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483737)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

When I was a kid I stole some shoelaces on principle because they were so ridiculously expensive. I can't recall being so angry over this since then so maybe GC hadn't fully cucked me at that age. They were like $12 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483952)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Flirting theatre

This thread is fucking funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483721)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: puce kitty cat

Bringing back to the US some piece of some old protected site in TTT. Friend and I went into an area closed off to tourists. Prbly bc they were still documenting things and making it safe. Snagged some relief that had broken off from a larger piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483738)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Indecent exhilarant base

shabu from blackhawk down somalia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483746)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: infuriating territorial boltzmann forum

Talked about NFL games with this board without the consent of the NFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483888)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483953)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Plum mind-boggling office jap

*written consent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487671)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic Lemon Church Crotch

guacamole trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483892)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Blathering parlour

only thought crimes.

i like to stay on the right side of the law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483898)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

You can probably think of something. Most places it's illegal to carry prescription drugs around outside of their labeled scrip bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483966)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Deep cerebral juggernaut

Billing fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483905)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Jew overlords made you do it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35483960)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz orchestra pit

Hate speech thoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484102)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

I think some shitlibs secretly resent strong freedom of speech protection. The impulse to control 'evil' overwhelms their judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484236)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Maniacal bateful box office

"secretly"

LOLOL good job Sherlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486354)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Only the most unhinged 'activists' Black Bloc types will openly admit to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487157)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sanctuary roast beef

Destroyed a candidate’s campaign material on election night eve. It was a coordinated attack over 30 square miles to take down every piece of literature on all property - public or private. Apparently the scope of this attack raised it from misdemeanor to “aggravated” and thus felony.

Carrying firearms I’m not supposed to have in places I’m not supposed to carry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484175)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Yes I think the coordinated action in the first scenario gets you to felony status. You engaged in CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY although I suppose many states probably have some kind of completely useless misdemeanor statute available for this.

Flaunting concealed carry laws is really, really stupid. For instance, you get pulled over for a routine DUI. Not a disaster. Lawyer up, waive arraignment, enroll in 'treatment,' probably have to one of those breath test things installed in your car for a few months. Maybe a licensing penalty for a few months. No problem.

But add a gun into the mix? Like you just have to have your faggy little loaded glock on the seat next to you while you're driving around lit. Cop sees you fooling around with some stuff on the passenger seat while he's investigating your DUI, so in a lawful search incident to arrest, he finds the gun underneath your stained Lehigh sweatshirt. Now you're potentially a felon, you're losing the gun, and the prosecutor isn't so willing to deal your DUI down to reckless driving if you go to AA for three months. Let's be honest - when the carjacking comes, you're going to freeze or fumble. Then De'Vante and Cornelius get your gun and your car. What did you gain by carrying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35484225)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Jade marvelous old irish cottage

Maybe that’s not what he meant. I carry in stores that “prohibit guns” and I don’t give a fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486994)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: anal locus

I laffed out loud at “stained Lehigh sweatshirt “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487054)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating painfully honest point

jerked off to 15 y/o alina zagitova in a sexy tiger outfit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486241)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: amber soul-stirring space queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486255)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating painfully honest point

there's a 200+ poast thread where EVERY xo poaster is jerking off to the same - http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3900651&mc=207&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486317)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Bonkers chrome stag film

poasted about another country's elections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486262)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Stimulating codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486332)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Maniacal bateful box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486361)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Turquoise Athletic Conference

o fuck

(said the rapist and the first degree murderer itt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486371)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Arrogant hominid ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486967)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Nighttime electric bbw

Raped Tom Brady 3 weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486387)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: sapphire meetinghouse idea he suggested

Excavated vertebrate fossils from an area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486445)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: anal locus

Shoplifting when age 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486934)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Jade marvelous old irish cottage

Didn’t scan everything at the self checkout station of the store. Drove high/drunk about 1/8th mile to the liquor store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486964)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Why did you steal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487189)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: maroon coldplay fan senate

DUI

shoplifting candy from a gas station

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35486982)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Why did you steal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487194)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: maroon coldplay fan senate

small adrenaline/dopamine rush basically

I do it because I can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487249)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: anal locus

My dog shit on the dog path yesterday and I didn’t pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487008)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487198)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Grizzly dilemma selfie

pretty sure it is illegal to have throwing stars on your person while inside of a public elementary school in MA so probably that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487021)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: maroon coldplay fan senate

(Dwight Schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487023)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Grizzly dilemma selfie

basically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487045)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: anal locus

(Fascists)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487083)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

If I had to invent one for you, it probably would have come out close to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487208)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Stirring ivory house

Failed to claim some side income on my tax return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487105)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

What is the plan if the IRS calls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487213)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Stirring ivory house

It would be almost impossible for them to prove it so I would probably just deny. If they came at me with evidence of it probably “oops sorry how much do I owe you”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487657)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

What if they're like "sure you can pay us back, just sign this plea deal, no jail time, just a conviction."

At that point do you round up $20K for a retainer and get some white collar defense bro prepping your trial? Or do you bend over and take your conviction, then spend the rest of your days wondering if the charge would have survived a jury?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487845)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Plum mind-boggling office jap

I can’t even think of anything true to post. I’m so boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487692)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

What is the most morally fucked up thing you have done in the last year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487858)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: charismatic hilarious theater keepsake machete

I've aided and abetted the Syrian tyrant Assad in numerous crimes against humanity. I've committed treason against the United States. I've conspired in numerous acts of sedition, money laundering, tax evasion, murder, theft, extortion and I've pulled the tags off numerous mattress. And worst of all I use Oxford commas. And I confess all my crimes against Big Brother freely and willingly and ask only that I be shot as quickly as the Party deems fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487876)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

Answer for real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35488256)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: charismatic hilarious theater keepsake machete

Birds were nesting in a tree by my house and shiittin on my property. I laced bread and rice with rat poison and some other crap I had around the house. It killed the birds, some cats on the street and one of the dogs on the street. No apologies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#35487911)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: dashing federal toilet seat

What the fuck goes through your head when you post this type of worthless, unfunny shitflame? Who the fuck are you posting this for? Do you suppose you have a supportive audience or anyone here appreciates this fucking shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995826)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Useless piazza

shoplifting. I forgot something after checking out once and the lines were just too long. So I walked in and just took the one thing I needed and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995850)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: thriller bistre faggot firefighter address

obstructed justice by riding in the back of my friend's car with out a driver's license

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995870)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:32 AM
Author: Black pontificating location blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995899)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Spectacular Buck-toothed Center

Bestiality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903300&forum_id=2#36995945)