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Golfing PROLE TELLS

knowing *too* much about various kinds of grass. drinkin...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
"drinking while playing." Fuck you
aqua glittery mad cow disease rigpig
  07/24/18
striver tell: knowing how to golf, but never getting to bec...
sienna faggotry university
  02/26/18
needs to be limited to learning golf as an adult. i learn...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
I know a guy who got his first BIGLAW gig and immediately si...
sienna faggotry university
  02/26/18
ljl sounds very gooky
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
ugh, I know a prole medical resident like this...comes from ...
Rusted Pozpig Factory Reset Button
  02/26/18
No shit, my first year there was a girl going into the corpo...
Racy abode gunner
  02/26/18
...
Rusted Pozpig Factory Reset Button
  02/26/18
Twist you are both a stiver and a prole
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/26/18
oh look, an angry gook who doesnt play golf here to shit up ...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
i think he's a fat kike
Rusted Pozpig Factory Reset Button
  02/26/18
Shut up scholmo. What’s your handicap? Not counting autism.
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/26/18
11 at my peak in hs
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
So you sucked dick and have no authority to speak on the sub...
chest-beating cuck theater
  02/27/18
also he's bad at golf
Maniacal location becky
  05/01/20
smoking cigarettes on the golf course. dip or snus only.
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
Dip and snus are prole AFFFFFFF
comical charcoal temple international law enforcement agency
  02/26/18
O RLY? http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jason+Dufner+Cr...
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
is the assertion here that Jason Dufner isn't a prole?
Rebellious market
  02/26/18
the guy made a million dollars!
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
[not a fan of The Beverly Hillbillies]
Rebellious market
  02/26/18
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
(guy buried under TPS reports)
avocado exciting crotch
  02/27/18
Underrated.
soul-stirring shrine
  02/26/18
only cigars are non-prole on the course
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
http://i.imgur.com/i4mMBJ9.jpg
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/26/18
fuck. i'm done here.
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
...
electric public bath
  02/26/18
...
big cordovan jew
  02/26/18
...
ruddy school keepsake machete
  02/27/18
180 one of the greatest sports pics ever.
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
wearing cut-off frayed denim jean 'shorts' and flip-flops, n...
Cerebral splenetic friendly grandma
  02/26/18
Putting the golf club up your butt
Fragrant Sanctuary
  02/26/18
millennial tell*
avocado exciting crotch
  02/27/18
fishing in the water hazard between swings
Cerebral splenetic friendly grandma
  02/26/18
Reminds me of another: having one of those extendo-arm ball ...
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
rofl. my dad use to tee off range balls on water holes. p...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
judenprole move
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
wow. that's as prole as it gets. couldn't even use pinnacles...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/26/18
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
gadgets are usually prole
Cerebral splenetic friendly grandma
  02/26/18
Nah this is a chill old money old dude tell actually
electric public bath
  02/26/18
my dad is not prole and loves to do this
High-end cowardly fanboi
  02/26/18
playing music in your cart, can be enjoyable at times but st...
Canary marvelous stage hissy fit
  02/26/18
I hate this. My buddy plays country music in his cart.
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/26/18
...
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
really hate that this became popular
electric public bath
  02/26/18
WTF!?
avocado exciting crotch
  02/27/18
Offset or draw biased clubs. Iron head covers. Alien w...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/26/18
cr on iron head covers. disagree on pull cart, at least f...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
Pull cart is prole. Push cart is TCR.
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/26/18
still prole. either keep less shit in your bag or join a cou...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
cr. only in australia are push carts acceptable.
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/27/18
offset irons aren't prole. playing blades or any other club...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
("Golfer" with offset irons and 19 handicap)
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/27/18
(21 handicap with mizuno blades wearing a white belt and ora...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
Don't forget my Travis Matthew hat and $450 tour edition sha...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/27/18
Had to google both of those
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
Any kind of collegiate gear NFL gear
Silver razzmatazz mediation garrison
  02/26/18
nah, a college golf bag is prestigious as fuck if you were o...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
using one after you graduate still is prole although it does...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
idk, I think it's still CR, so long as you're just playing r...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/27/18
it's kind of sad if you're in your late 20s or early 30s and...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
completely disagree with this. you can rock limited amounts...
dashing disgusting hell
  07/24/18
Having fun? Total prole tell
chartreuse business firm mexican
  02/26/18
cr golf is only not prole if it's stressful like everything ...
clear histrionic incel range
  02/26/18
list GOOK BASKETBALL LEAGUE prole tells pls
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
slapping the backboard to contest a layup.
clear histrionic incel range
  02/26/18
are there really many asians who can actually touch the back...
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
most people who are 5'8" or taller can touch the backbo...
clear histrionic incel range
  02/26/18
using a coin as a ball marker
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
lol no its the opposite. pros are required to use coins. com...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
cr, using a plug-in ball marker or one of those ones that yo...
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
link to pros required to use coins? why is this?
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
local rule. not sure its in effect anymore tbh. the unwritte...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
Lot of pros use coins with good numbers as dates - e.g. 1969
big cordovan jew
  02/26/18
nah ding bro, I use a challenge coin from winning my frat's ...
glassy juggernaut area
  02/26/18
ur an idiot. I'd say a significant majority of pros use som...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
(woman with glitter butterfly ball marker)
aqua glittery mad cow disease rigpig
  07/24/18
Those copper bracelets for pain Dressing like a pro moron ...
Hairraiser cobalt home filthpig
  02/26/18
lmao, are those still around? I remember Mickelson was on in...
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/26/18
...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/26/18
what about kneeling down and using your putter as a 'pool cu...
Cerebral splenetic friendly grandma
  02/26/18
cq
Silver razzmatazz mediation garrison
  02/26/18
...
underhanded nursing home
  02/26/18
that is hilarious
Cruel-hearted Boyish Pisswyrm
  03/03/18
Dressing like Payne Stewart
Submissive Greedy Property Organic Girlfriend
  02/26/18
Mulligans
Duck-like Hospital
  02/26/18
stroke play in casual/practice rounds
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
explain
electric public bath
  02/26/18
proles play individual stroke play and keep score, rarely pi...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
huh? as opposed to match play?
Silver razzmatazz mediation garrison
  02/26/18
yeah. foursomes is most prestigious for club play but a four...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
foursomes is fucking boring as fuck. why would you waste 4 h...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
thats the point. it doesnt take nearly 4 hours to play fours...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
LJL no one plays fucking foursomes.
electric public bath
  02/26/18
does this even happen at your average club these days, or is...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
lol of course not. varies regionally too. UK clubs are by fa...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
im not gonna waste my time playing golf to hit 40 shots
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
cr thats exactly the prole attitude im talking about
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
if i'm prole for not wanting to hit 7 drives, 15 fairway sho...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
its ok man almost everyone has prole tendencies. ive done mu...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
this thread is classic xo. never knew it was a prole tell to...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
he's right, no one fucking plays foursomes you dumb faggot. ...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
wrong. plenty of people do and some clubs have times where f...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/27/18
the UK is filled with faggots and doesn't count
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
ok man thats fair. at least you get it
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/27/18
ljl. what kind of faggy striver wannabe shit is this? Is...
electric public bath
  02/26/18
holy shit grow a beard
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
Nah you're retarded. There's a place for both and stroke pl...
electric public bath
  02/26/18
club players keep a handicap entering weekly/monthly medal s...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
So you admit that they do a bunch of other stroke play event...
electric public bath
  02/26/18
i said stroke play in casual/practice round(ie not competiti...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
Slow play isn't an issue at good clubs with good golfers.
electric public bath
  02/26/18
i wish this were true man. it almost never is these days unl...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
Younger golfers (late Gen-Xers and down) and Asians are terr...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/26/18
CR. green speeds are a problem too. they make the old school...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
this is true
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
good clubs still have mediocre golfers. even good golfers a...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
he means specifically if you've got a game going with your f...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
cr
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/27/18
Forgetting your flask and needing to bum swigs
lake den double fault
  02/26/18
not knowing the difference between foursomes and four-ball
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
having sex inside the windmill
180 pontificating idea he suggested state
  02/26/18
wtf mini-golf is prestigious af
hyperventilating tanning salon
  02/26/18
"this castle is impregnable!"
Razzle-dazzle maize selfie
  02/27/18
Not knowing the meaning of the flag color on the flagstick ...
slimy main people
  02/26/18
tbf, these are n00b tells
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
I just listed stuff that the ghetto HS' did when we played t...
slimy main people
  02/26/18
1. Golfing
Beady-eyed tan senate sex offender
  02/26/18
Noone wants to call out faggot OP re drinking on the course?...
orange dopamine
  02/26/18
no, they don't. they drink afterwards. prestigious golfers w...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
lol at your 11 hdcp ass having a clue how good golfers actua...
Maniacal location becky
  07/26/18
devastating
chest-beating cuck theater
  07/26/18
Can’t even fathom the basis for OP’s statement
lake den double fault
  02/26/18
he's a jewish teetotaler.
180 pontificating idea he suggested state
  02/26/18
i drink, pumo
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
You don’t drink faggot
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/26/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&mc=1...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
(Faggot checking to see if Michelob Ultra from cart girl is ...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/26/18
(it is)
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
http://www.businessinsider.com/letter-from-president-of-atla...
electric public bath
  02/26/18
180
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
Piedmont Driving Club is 180 and not prole.
Irradiated church building
  02/26/18
IFNB approved club: https://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/0...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
...
orange dopamine
  02/27/18
...
Maniacal location becky
  04/29/20
...
Amethyst Halford Queen Of The Night
  02/26/18
Slow play Not fixing ball marks/filling divots Not pickin...
big cordovan jew
  02/26/18
Wearing futuristic shiny tight fitting golf shirts with a lo...
stirring federal karate azn
  02/26/18
...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
only wearing red shirts on Sunday like you're Tiger
180 pontificating idea he suggested state
  02/26/18
do people do this (other than Tiger)?
stirring federal karate azn
  02/26/18
when i took the lsat everyone on TLS had red shirt Tiger Woo...
180 pontificating idea he suggested state
  02/26/18
Not having a caddie (xo Asian pumo)
electric public bath
  02/26/18
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
Golfing in general is godawful, but people who learn it as ...
Rusted Pozpig Factory Reset Button
  02/26/18
Golfing is for try-hard strivers pretending to be rich. It'...
Topaz goal in life
  02/26/18
no, it's not at all. plenty of proles play golf and don't t...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
not if you grew up playing
chest-beating cuck theater
  07/24/18
Using a golf cart (Antonin Scalia)
180 pontificating idea he suggested state
  02/26/18
nice one
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
CR.
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
LOL at a fucking Orthodox Jew telling this board what’s prol...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/26/18
since this post is so country club made me think that golfin...
180 pontificating idea he suggested state
  02/26/18
It’s not per se - plenty of good “public” courses. No one’s ...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/26/18
agree with this poast generally but its absolutely prole to ...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
Fine. TPC Sawgrass? St. Andrews? BTW your striving ass smerr...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/26/18
CR. If he says "medal play" one more time...
electric public bath
  02/26/18
what's youre problem
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
lol asians are the worst thing to ever happen to golf. s...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  02/26/18
lol at this bullshit. plenty of public courses are very goo...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
you seem like someone i would enjoy punching in the face
Topaz goal in life
  02/26/18
Suit yourself, and good luck finding someone else to sponsor...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/26/18
(xo gook claiming to be a shinnecock member)
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
(Shinnecock member who plays costco balls)
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
Sorry you can't afford to play Kirkland Signatures (or appar...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/27/18
they probably are a step up from the Precept MC Lady balls y...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
They're actually really good balls. Comparable to regular Pr...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/27/18
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/26/18
Costco balls are not ok. Pro V1s are ubiquitous at this poi...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
I was kidding, but you obviously must not know much about go...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/27/18
how many k-sigs do you have left? I still have 6 dozen. Gr...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/27/18
wearing your grandfather's golf shoes seems pretty fucking p...
dashing disgusting hell
  07/24/18
Basically anything covered here https://www.instagram.com...
pink gaping new version
  02/26/18
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6vmC2FME9/?taken-by=dadplaying...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
This thread is awesome. It's a bunch of queers trying to one...
Lascivious Parlour
  02/27/18
lmao
obsidian potus corner
  02/27/18
every poaster ITT is asian or jew
Galvanic resort kitty cat
  02/27/18
lol
Laughsome awkward dingle berry
  02/27/18
...
translucent internet-worthy orchestra pit
  02/27/18
Only by DBG or his sock pupppets because he knows fuck all a...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/27/18
...
Laughsome awkward dingle berry
  07/26/18
drive for show, putt for no dough
Metal Trump Supporter
  02/27/18
Golf is for sissiecucks.
Chocolate Odious Famous Landscape Painting
  02/27/18
Having a 30 foot ball retriever that you routinely use not o...
out-of-control principal's office
  02/27/18
Yep. Having the Jewstick and routinely using it is the bigge...
azure passionate digit ratio
  02/27/18
2nd point is spot on
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
These are good
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/27/18
Leave me alone you sneering faggots. I just want to whack th...
Laughsome awkward dingle berry
  02/27/18
Like I said earlier, bunch of joyless fags in this thread. N...
chartreuse business firm mexican
  02/27/18
i don't think anyone actually agrees with DBG on that
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
for complete hacks like me, golf is most fun when you don’t ...
translucent internet-worthy orchestra pit
  02/27/18
If you associate golf with drinking, by definition you are e...
out-of-control principal's office
  02/27/18
cr; it also means you dont take golf seriously which is prol...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/27/18
...
out-of-control principal's office
  02/27/18
Never said I wasn't prole. Just said that serious golfmos wh...
chartreuse business firm mexican
  02/27/18
I've never understood the contingent that suggests golf as a...
obsidian potus corner
  02/27/18
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/27/18
Really? It's outside for one. You could just go drink on a ...
electric public bath
  02/27/18
Right but then I'm going golfing to golf, not to drink. If o...
obsidian potus corner
  02/27/18
Some people like to combine. Especially non serious golfers...
electric public bath
  02/27/18
prole tell = your golf outings are primarily bachelor partie...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/27/18
prole tell = not taking golf seriously and seeing it as an a...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/27/18
Maybe. But it's not like you are playing that way everytime...
electric public bath
  02/27/18
Prole tell is being an 11 who takes golf super seriously.
Maniacal location becky
  05/03/20
I enjoy drinking when I golf. I don't need to drink because ...
Laughsome awkward dingle berry
  02/27/18
No real golfers care so long as you do as you said above. F...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/27/18
stand bags made by anyone other than Ping sticking your p...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
...
Thriller Indirect Expression Community Account
  02/27/18
ljl this is caddyshack flame
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/27/18
...
Thriller Indirect Expression Community Account
  02/27/18
I played yesterday, and our group did a bunch of stuff that ...
gay charismatic mental disorder
  02/27/18
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  02/27/18
All of these things are actually very prestigious
electric public bath
  02/27/18
...
Laughsome awkward dingle berry
  02/27/18
...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
Owning any of these: https://www.rockbottomgolf.com/shoes...
Maniacal location becky
  02/27/18
...
violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother
  02/27/18
Lol'd at several, #3 and #6 especially.
out-of-control principal's office
  02/27/18
...
vibrant lodge black woman
  02/27/18
definitely not fixing divots. also, not letting faster play...
Razzle-dazzle maize selfie
  02/27/18
...
Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood
  02/27/18
...
Swollen aphrodisiac base
  03/03/18
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  07/24/18
Using a beer brand golf bag (e.g. big red Budweiser bag)
azure passionate digit ratio
  07/24/18
(Rodney Dangerfield)
aqua glittery mad cow disease rigpig
  07/24/18
so what? so let's dance http://golf.swingbyswing.com/wp-c...
stirring federal karate azn
  07/24/18
the red budweiser bags are awesome
Maniacal location becky
  07/26/18
Awesome and prole are not mutually exclusive brother
azure passionate digit ratio
  07/26/18
the official red bud bag belongs in it's own category Thi...
Maniacal location becky
  07/26/18
BRUSH TEES
Lascivious Parlour
  07/26/18
Not sure how my ctrl+f for sneakers returns no results.
Salmon talking pervert
  07/26/18
(not one of the cool jr. golfers at the club doing minimalis...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  08/01/18
ping l8 is the potus bag if you can find one in good conditi...
Maniacal location becky
  08/07/18
cr i just went back to mine last year. also had an original ...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  08/07/18
i liked the water bottle pocket. the little bottle pouch in...
Maniacal location becky
  08/07/18
there was no real advantage over putting the bottle in the m...
Elite swashbuckling water buffalo
  08/07/18
I liked the water bottle pocket and the hoofer 2 pocket setu...
Maniacal location becky
  04/30/20
since we're talking about minimalism, playing barefoot = sup...
Maniacal location becky
  08/07/18
...
Maniacal location becky
  04/29/20
...
hideous citrine gas station ladyboy
  04/29/20
Not wearing plus fours.
Bonkers site masturbator
  04/29/20
when do you find time to play golf especially if you still p...
Vermilion insanely creepy puppy fortuitous meteor
  04/29/20
"real" sports are for children. adults play golf
Maniacal location becky
  04/30/20
Hummer golf cart
crawly puce knife
  04/30/20


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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

knowing *too* much about various kinds of grass.

drinking while playing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493946)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: aqua glittery mad cow disease rigpig

"drinking while playing."

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489358)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: sienna faggotry university

striver tell: knowing how to golf, but never getting to because you're a biglaw fag and have no time for "activities" because you're a permanent wagecuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493980)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

needs to be limited to learning golf as an adult.

i learned as a kid and played like every day during the summer when i was a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494042)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: sienna faggotry university

I know a guy who got his first BIGLAW gig and immediately signed up for golf lessons because he figured he'd be doing lots of wheelin' & dealin' on the course with clients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494102)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

ljl sounds very gooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494114)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Rusted Pozpig Factory Reset Button

ugh, I know a prole medical resident like this...comes from a poor, white trash family, very prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494685)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Racy abode gunner

No shit, my first year there was a girl going into the corporate group that, during our intros to other first years, said she spent her summer taking golf lessons and that she wanted to practice law because she. “Loved making deals!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495444)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Rusted Pozpig Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494684)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

Twist you are both a stiver and a prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494692)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

oh look, an angry gook who doesnt play golf here to shit up this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494699)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: Rusted Pozpig Factory Reset Button

i think he's a fat kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494703)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

Shut up scholmo. What’s your handicap? Not counting autism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494887)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

11 at my peak in hs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495262)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: chest-beating cuck theater

So you sucked dick and have no authority to speak on the subject. Cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498075)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

also he's bad at golf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40130210)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

smoking cigarettes on the golf course. dip or snus only.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493983)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: comical charcoal temple international law enforcement agency

Dip and snus are prole AFFFFFFF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493992)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

O RLY?

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jason+Dufner+Crowne+Plaza+Invitational+Colonial+qz7-w3dhjiQl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494012)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Rebellious market

is the assertion here that Jason Dufner isn't a prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494048)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

the guy made a million dollars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494055)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Rebellious market

[not a fan of The Beverly Hillbillies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494057)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494071)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: avocado exciting crotch

(guy buried under TPS reports)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497775)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring shrine

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495325)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

only cigars are non-prole on the course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494044)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

http://i.imgur.com/i4mMBJ9.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494061)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

fuck. i'm done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494066)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: electric public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494280)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: big cordovan jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494527)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: ruddy school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497588)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

180 one of the greatest sports pics ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494341)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Cerebral splenetic friendly grandma

wearing cut-off frayed denim jean 'shorts' and flip-flops, no shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35493998)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Sanctuary

Putting the golf club up your butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494018)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: avocado exciting crotch

millennial tell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497778)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Cerebral splenetic friendly grandma

fishing in the water hazard between swings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494027)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

Reminds me of another: having one of those extendo-arm ball retriever things to fish balls out of the hazard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494043)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

rofl.

my dad use to tee off range balls on water holes. prole as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494056)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

judenprole move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494063)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

wow. that's as prole as it gets. couldn't even use pinnacles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494111)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494125)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Cerebral splenetic friendly grandma

gadgets are usually prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494084)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: electric public bath

Nah this is a chill old money old dude tell actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494284)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: High-end cowardly fanboi

my dad is not prole and loves to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494560)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Canary marvelous stage hissy fit

playing music in your cart, can be enjoyable at times but still prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494028)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

I hate this. My buddy plays country music in his cart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494037)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494038)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: electric public bath

really hate that this became popular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494298)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: avocado exciting crotch

WTF!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497782)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

Offset or draw biased clubs.

Iron head covers.

Alien wedge or "chipper" in the bag.

Pull cart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494030)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

cr on iron head covers.

disagree on pull cart, at least for olds who still wanna walk but would have trouble carrying. but cr if youre not an old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494067)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

Pull cart is prole. Push cart is TCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494101)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

still prole. either keep less shit in your bag or join a course with caddies. olds especially could probably get by with just 7 or 8 clubs and a sunday bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497470)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

cr. only in australia are push carts acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497605)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

offset irons aren't prole. playing blades or any other clubs that you're not good enough to hit consistently because you think it makes you look cool is prole, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499209)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

("Golfer" with offset irons and 19 handicap)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499253)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

(21 handicap with mizuno blades wearing a white belt and orange puma pants)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499295)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

Don't forget my Travis Matthew hat and $450 tour edition shafts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499465)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

Had to google both of those

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502252)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Silver razzmatazz mediation garrison

Any kind of collegiate gear

NFL gear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494059)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

nah, a college golf bag is prestigious as fuck if you were on the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494078)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

using one after you graduate still is prole although it does get you preferential treatment from the starters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497474)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

idk, I think it's still CR, so long as you're just playing recreationally and not in big amateur events or something.

what's prole is a boomer 8 handicap UT grad with a burnt orange cart bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499392)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

it's kind of sad if you're in your late 20s or early 30s and still rocking your Amherst College hoofer. plus people expect to be really good and you feel like an asshole when they realize you aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499439)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: dashing disgusting hell

completely disagree with this. you can rock limited amounts of college gear as long as you don't go full retard with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489550)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm mexican

Having fun? Total prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494068)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: clear histrionic incel range

cr golf is only not prole if it's stressful like everything else in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494082)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

list GOOK BASKETBALL LEAGUE prole tells pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494091)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: clear histrionic incel range

slapping the backboard to contest a layup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494106)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

are there really many asians who can actually touch the backboard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494122)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: clear histrionic incel range

most people who are 5'8" or taller can touch the backboard, which is about 70% of the asians I play with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494528)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

using a coin as a ball marker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494095)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

lol no its the opposite. pros are required to use coins. competitive amateurs and most players at decent clubs do the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494225)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

cr, using a plug-in ball marker or one of those ones that you snap off the glove are the prole tells

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494251)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

link to pros required to use coins? why is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494291)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

local rule. not sure its in effect anymore tbh. the unwritten etiquette rule was to use an old(ie not shiny) penny or dime when close to the hole so as to no be distracting.

nearly all the good players ive known use a coin 100% of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494337)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: big cordovan jew

Lot of pros use coins with good numbers as dates - e.g. 1969

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494547)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: glassy juggernaut area

nah ding bro, I use a challenge coin from winning my frat's alumni golf tournament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494503)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

ur an idiot. I'd say a significant majority of pros use some kind of coin. little plastic markers are ok if the club gives them out but lol at going out and buying a bag of them. super lol at using big clunky "collectible" markers or the marker attached to your glove.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497477)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: aqua glittery mad cow disease rigpig

(woman with glitter butterfly ball marker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489415)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser cobalt home filthpig

Those copper bracelets for pain

Dressing like a pro moron

> 18 handicap while using proline clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494096)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

lmao, are those still around? I remember Mickelson was on infomercials pushing those on boomers in the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494109)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494132)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: Cerebral splenetic friendly grandma

what about kneeling down and using your putter as a 'pool cue' and sinking a put w/ a behind-the-back trick-shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494110)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Silver razzmatazz mediation garrison

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494123)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: underhanded nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494555)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Boyish Pisswyrm

that is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35526215)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Submissive Greedy Property Organic Girlfriend

Dressing like Payne Stewart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494143)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Duck-like Hospital

Mulligans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494145)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

stroke play in casual/practice rounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494229)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: electric public bath

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494279)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

proles play individual stroke play and keep score, rarely picking up. guess they feel like they have to get they're money's worth and hopefully have something to boast about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494376)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Silver razzmatazz mediation garrison

huh? as opposed to match play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494390)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

yeah. foursomes is most prestigious for club play but a four-ball is fine too and obviously better for competitive practice rounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494479)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

foursomes is fucking boring as fuck. why would you waste 4 hrs and hit the ball half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494494)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:30 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

thats the point. it doesnt take nearly 4 hours to play foursomes at a club where its the norm. and its fun if you and youre partner dont suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494506)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: electric public bath

LJL no one plays fucking foursomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494518)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

does this even happen at your average club these days, or is this just the case at 3 wasp clubs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494520)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

lol of course not. varies regionally too. UK clubs are by far the most likely to have foursomes play as the norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494805)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

im not gonna waste my time playing golf to hit 40 shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495287)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

cr thats exactly the prole attitude im talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495319)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

if i'm prole for not wanting to hit 7 drives, 15 fairway shots and 15 putts, so be it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495350)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

its ok man almost everyone has prole tendencies. ive done much proler shit on the golf course than hole out my own ball on all 18 holes of a non-tournament round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495398)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

this thread is classic xo. never knew it was a prole tell to play 18 holes of stroke play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495509)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

he's right, no one fucking plays foursomes you dumb faggot. fuck you for making me agree with dbg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497967)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

wrong. plenty of people do and some clubs have times where four ball is outright prohibited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498001)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

the UK is filled with faggots and doesn't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498020)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

ok man thats fair. at least you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498062)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: electric public bath

ljl. what kind of faggy striver wannabe shit is this?

Is keeping a handicap now prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494441)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

holy shit grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494484)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: electric public bath

Nah you're retarded. There's a place for both and stroke play definitely isn't prole.

Sunday morning foursome with dudes you know sure match play is better. But people that play often aren't always going to be in this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494513)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

club players keep a handicap entering weekly/monthly medal scores, tournament scores, and some match play scores that qualify under the rules. its always been looked down on to post scores playing solo and the USGA outright banned it a year or two ago.

playing with people you dont know = playing public courses without friends. not saying ive never done that but this is a prole tell thread brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494599)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: electric public bath

So you admit that they do a bunch of other stroke play events?

I'm not a member of a club anymore but when I was growing up there'd be solo dudes playing with other groups all the time. Pretty normal for people who play a lot.

I didn't say anything about playing solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494653)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

i said stroke play in casual/practice round(ie not competitive medal play) was prole.

doods joining up at clubs should still be invited to play a match or skins game or some shit.

everyone playing with scorecard and pencil never picking up is frowned upon ime and obviously contributes to slow play. unfortunately this attitude is changing at least on the west coast where (mostly korean)asians are taking over the membership rolls at all but the very top tier clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494767)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: electric public bath

Slow play isn't an issue at good clubs with good golfers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495073)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

i wish this were true man. it almost never is these days unless the club has a really small membership

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495194)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

Younger golfers (late Gen-Xers and down) and Asians are terribly slow. It's because they learned the game from watching the pros on television. Even my buddies who are good scratch players take forever around the greens.

And most decent courses are so spread out and just generally too tough for your average golfer these days. Too many forced carries, heavily bunkered greens, multi-tiered green complexes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495271)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

CR. green speeds are a problem too. they make the old school sloped greens too tough(slows down play) and result in new greens being built flat and boring to accommodate for them.

worst is when they butcher 180 old greens so they can be played rolling 13+ on the stimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495347)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498169)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

good clubs still have mediocre golfers. even good golfers aren't out there treating their foursome match like it's a pga event.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498158)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

he means specifically if you've got a game going with your foursome then straight up stroke play is TTT and is rarely seen. better ball, match play, or pretty much any other format is better for pace of play and you don't have to be an anal faggot about enforcing rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498012)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498068)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: lake den double fault

Forgetting your flask and needing to bum swigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494230)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

not knowing the difference between foursomes and four-ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494238)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: 180 pontificating idea he suggested state

having sex inside the windmill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494443)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating tanning salon

wtf mini-golf is prestigious af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494499)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle maize selfie

"this castle is impregnable!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497640)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: slimy main people

Not knowing the meaning of the flag color on the flagstick

Stepping on someone's putting line

Placing the flagstick on the green or where someone's ball will likely hit it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494548)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

tbf, these are n00b tells

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494565)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: slimy main people

I just listed stuff that the ghetto HS' did when we played them. Some of them wore Adidas. Stopped playing after HS after losing interest in it. Still have my HS bag with my clubs at my mom's house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494601)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tan senate sex offender

1. Golfing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494574)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: orange dopamine

Noone wants to call out faggot OP re drinking on the course? Even the most prestigious wasps I know love getting trashed and playing golf. The two go hand in hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494585)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

no, they don't. they drink afterwards. prestigious golfers want to do their best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494598)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

lol at your 11 hdcp ass having a clue how good golfers actually think. striver types who gun super hard to break 80 or whatever are insufferable faggots and among the biggest proles out there. just accept that you suck shit and having a few beers won't affect your game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500514)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: chest-beating cuck theater

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500535)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: lake den double fault

Can’t even fathom the basis for OP’s statement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494600)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: 180 pontificating idea he suggested state

he's a jewish teetotaler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494626)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

i drink, pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494632)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

You don’t drink faggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494730)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&mc=106&forum_id=2#35494699

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494765)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

(Faggot checking to see if Michelob Ultra from cart girl is parve)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494920)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

(it is)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495291)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: electric public bath

http://www.businessinsider.com/letter-from-president-of-atlantas-piedmont-driving-club-over-drunk-behavior-2012-6

"One member decided to play the 14th hole completely naked. I have not researched it, but I suspect this is a crime in Georgia."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494665)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494681)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Irradiated church building

Piedmont Driving Club is 180 and not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495202)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

IFNB approved club:

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/07/30/squires-the-last-boys-club/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497601)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: orange dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502285)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 3:58 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40117970)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Halford Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494728)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: big cordovan jew

Slow play

Not fixing ball marks/filling divots

Not picking up tees

Brand new off-brand clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494592)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: stirring federal karate azn

Wearing futuristic shiny tight fitting golf shirts with a lot of fancy moisture wick technologies and shit.

Wearing matching golf gear all from one brand like you are sponsored (when you aren't).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494613)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494620)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494633)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: 180 pontificating idea he suggested state

only wearing red shirts on Sunday like you're Tiger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494667)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: stirring federal karate azn

do people do this (other than Tiger)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494713)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: 180 pontificating idea he suggested state

when i took the lsat everyone on TLS had red shirt Tiger Woods avatars because it was "game day" lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494746)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: electric public bath

Not having a caddie

(xo Asian pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494672)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494683)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Rusted Pozpig Factory Reset Button

Golfing in general is godawful, but people who learn it as a kid and play it competitively seem OK

The worst are people who learn as young adults - prole striver white trash IMO

Olds have to play some sport and most are physically incapable of playing other sports, so I guess I understand why olds play golf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494721)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Topaz goal in life

Golfing is for try-hard strivers pretending to be rich. It's really the ultimate prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494750)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

no, it's not at all. plenty of proles play golf and don't try or care at all about hiding their proleness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497545)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: chest-beating cuck theater

not if you grew up playing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489352)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: 180 pontificating idea he suggested state

Using a golf cart

(Antonin Scalia)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494761)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

nice one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494777)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494872)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

LOL at a fucking Orthodox Jew telling this board what’s prole about golf. First off, you claim tennis, and there is basically zero overlap between serious tennis players and golfers, much less sabbath observing tennis players and golfers. If you don’t golf on Saturday, you don’t golf.

That said, and in the spirit of the thread, here are golf prole tells:

Bringinging your own booze to a CC

Avoiding driving your shitbox to a CC. (“Hey why don’t you pick me up.”)

Changing shoes in parking lot at CC

Cargo shorts, especially with a drawstring rather than belt loops

Refusing a caddy when everyone else has one

Putting cigarette down on green/tee box. (Smoking cigs is generally prole, but there are still a few blue blood smokers left.)

Dress code violations

Offering CC staff tips/offering to pay when CC only allows account charges

Driving up to CC with golf clubs in pickup truck rattling around

Spending 20 minutes in woods looking for a ball b/c you’re too cheap to lose it

Wearing hunting or sport srain gear when it rains

Going double or nothing on bets because you dont’ have the cash. Also, doing IOUs or trying to apply other debts to golfing debts. (“All right, I owe you $15, but gas for the ride here was $5 per person.”)

Playing with way worn out grips or clubs that clearly were demos

Costco clubs (balls are OK)

Metal spikes (used to be cool but now just a sign you got your spikes at a thirft shop or from grandpa)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494880)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: 180 pontificating idea he suggested state

since this post is so country club made me think that golfing on public course is prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494947)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

It’s not per se - plenty of good “public” courses. No one’s “prole” for playing pebble beach or troon north or bethpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35494989)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

agree with this poast generally but its absolutely prole to play bethpage more than once in a blue moon and LOL at troon north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495050)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

Fine. TPC Sawgrass? St. Andrews? BTW your striving ass smerrr rike duck sozzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495108)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: electric public bath

CR. If he says "medal play" one more time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495160)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

what's youre problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495198)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

lol asians are the worst thing to ever happen to golf.

st. andrews is always prestigious even if youre just walking you're dog there on a sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495167)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

lol at this bullshit. plenty of public courses are very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497604)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Topaz goal in life

you seem like someone i would enjoy punching in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495170)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

Suit yourself, and good luck finding someone else to sponsor you at Shinnecock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495207)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

(xo gook claiming to be a shinnecock member)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495282)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

(Shinnecock member who plays costco balls)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498036)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

Sorry you can't afford to play Kirkland Signatures (or apparently know about the biggest golf equipment story of 2016).

http://www.golf.com/tour-news/2017/01/26/costco-kirkland-signature-golf-balls-arent-gone-forever

https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/why-is-a-costco-golf-ball-currently-the-hottest-item-in-all-of-golf/

https://mygolfspy.com/kirkland-vs-titleist-pro-v1/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499370)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

they probably are a step up from the Precept MC Lady balls you used to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499409)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

They're actually really good balls. Comparable to regular ProV1s and TM TPs. Certainly better than lower range urethane balls like the Project A or Rocketballz urethane. And it's just funny as hell to look down and see the ugly "Kirkland Signature" logo on an otherwise tour quality ball, or call out down the fairway, "yeah, that's me. I'm playing the Kirkland Signature." Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499451)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495280)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

Costco balls are not ok. Pro V1s are ubiquitous at this point. lol at buying anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497562)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

I was kidding, but you obviously must not know much about golf if you didn't hear about the Kirkland Signature vs. Pro V1 comparison.

https://mygolfspy.com/kirkland-vs-titleist-pro-v1/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499379)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

how many k-sigs do you have left? I still have 6 dozen. Great balls for the price, obviously, but I think they spin too much. I prefer the X model balls (TPx/V1x/XV).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499424)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: dashing disgusting hell

wearing your grandfather's golf shoes seems pretty fucking prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489767)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: pink gaping new version

Basically anything covered here

https://www.instagram.com/dadplayinggolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35495067)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba6vmC2FME9/?taken-by=dadplayinggolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499322)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Lascivious Parlour

This thread is awesome. It's a bunch of queers trying to one up each other but if you fly too close to the sun you get called azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497493)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: obsidian potus corner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497610)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Galvanic resort kitty cat

every poaster ITT is asian or jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497624)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Laughsome awkward dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497843)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: translucent internet-worthy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498249)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother

Only by DBG or his sock pupppets because he knows fuck all about golf and that is his only retort when he is at the end of his short intellectual rope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499388)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Laughsome awkward dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500625)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Metal Trump Supporter

drive for show, putt for no dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497559)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Chocolate Odious Famous Landscape Painting

Golf is for sissiecucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497615)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: out-of-control principal's office

Having a 30 foot ball retriever that you routinely use not only do recover your own top flight X-Outs, but also to stop (regardless of pace of play) to get multiple discolored balls you see in a pond.

Pointer finger down along the shaft of the putter.

Having a special plastic angled tee that you spend more than 5 seconds searching for.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497706)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: azure passionate digit ratio

Yep. Having the Jewstick and routinely using it is the biggest prole tell.

2nd one is spot on and hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497805)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

2nd point is spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497903)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

These are good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499258)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Laughsome awkward dingle berry

Leave me alone you sneering faggots. I just want to whack the ball around and post my 100+ score in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35497858)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: chartreuse business firm mexican

Like I said earlier, bunch of joyless fags in this thread. No drinking? Get the fuck out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498088)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

i don't think anyone actually agrees with DBG on that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498173)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: translucent internet-worthy orchestra pit

for complete hacks like me, golf is most fun when you don’t keep score at all

I mean I know I’m gonna lose, why not just enjoy hitting the ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498260)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: out-of-control principal's office

If you associate golf with drinking, by definition you are either a prole or alcoholic, save for a couple of exceptions: 1) wedding / bachelor party; 2) outing or scramble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498288)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

cr; it also means you dont take golf seriously which is prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498382)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: out-of-control principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498567)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: chartreuse business firm mexican

Never said I wasn't prole. Just said that serious golfmos who look down on proles are fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498388)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: obsidian potus corner

I've never understood the contingent that suggests golf as a way to drink. If I want to drink, uh, I'll just go drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498399)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498414)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: electric public bath

Really? It's outside for one. You could just go drink on a patio sure, but golfing also serves as a great activity instead of just sitting there. People love playing games while drinking. And golf is a 180 game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498491)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: obsidian potus corner

Right but then I'm going golfing to golf, not to drink. If one likes golf and wants to play golf, I take no issue with it.

Golf shouldn't be a vehicle for drinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498538)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: electric public bath

Some people like to combine. Especially non serious golfers. Great for bachelor parties.

What's wrong with enjoying both at same time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498594)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

prole tell = your golf outings are primarily bachelor parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499445)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

prole tell = not taking golf seriously and seeing it as an activity to fuck around at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498544)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: electric public bath

Maybe. But it's not like you are playing that way everytime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498597)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 11:48 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

Prole tell is being an 11 who takes golf super seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40139288)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Laughsome awkward dingle berry

I enjoy drinking when I golf. I don't need to drink because golf is fun on its own, but drinking and golfing can be fun sometimes.

It's all this other nitpicky shit that I don't care about. If you have good etiquette and maintain pace of play who gives a shit about plastic ball markers or a goofy Payne Stewart hat? Fuck off and let me chunk my irons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498475)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood

No real golfers care so long as you do as you said above. Follow traditional golf etiquette and play quickly. You can look and talk like a construction worker or dress like a Rickie Fowler clown for all I care. Drinking is fine too. We always throw back whiskey or a beer or two during our non-club weekend rounds. So long as you don't get legit drunk and act like an idiot, it's no big deal.

The truth is most golfers aren't pretentious clothmos like the dudes posting above, but are chill, generally good doods who love the game and enjoy meeting others who feel the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499368)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

stand bags made by anyone other than Ping

sticking your putter with the wedges in your bag and not organizing it properly in general

only having wedges that are part of your iron set

staff bags

having full matching sets of clubs that make it obvious you bought the entire set at the same time. probably at dicks.

dressing like a tour pro, white belts, tight pants, etc.

slow play, being a pain in the ass about drops and rules if you're not breaking 80.

want to say full scrambles but it's the only way for big outings to actually finish in the same day. modified scrambles (scramble on drives only) are less prole though and actually let you sort of play your own game.

as much as it pains me to say, reciting lines from Caddyshack while playing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498081)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Thriller Indirect Expression Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498240)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy

ljl this is caddyshack flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498398)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Thriller Indirect Expression Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498482)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: gay charismatic mental disorder

I played yesterday, and our group did a bunch of stuff that would qualify:

- pissing on a bush right by the tee box

- riding putter around the green like a horse after making a long put

- drinking many beers

- exchanging cash on the green after bets were won/lost



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498559)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498575)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: electric public bath

All of these things are actually very prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498579)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Laughsome awkward dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35498591)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502040)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

Owning any of these:

https://www.rockbottomgolf.com/shoes/golf-shoes/dawgs-spirit-golf-shoes/?sku=18DWGSPIRITMENMDBRB01401&utm_source=googleshopping&utm_medium=cse&utm_term=18DWGSPIRITMENMDBRB01401&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI48rauOnG2QIVh4TICh0O8wB3EAkYCCABEgKpqPD_BwE

https://www.amazon.com/Caddyswag-Par-Golf-Bag-Cooler/dp/B008PU39Q4

https://www.amazon.com/PrideSports-PABU6001-Golf-Ball-Pick-Up/dp/B006P9DW9G/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1519757189&sr=8-3&keywords=golf+ball+picker+upper

https://www.amazon.com/TheCanCaddy-Golf-Bag-Drink-Holder/dp/B008LYOHU6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1519757341&sr=8-2&keywords=golf+bag+cup+holder

https://www.amazon.com/Search-Rescue-24-Foot-Orange-Retriever/dp/B000IL5EZ2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519757552&sr=8-1&keywords=golf+water+retriver

https://www.amazon.com/Player-Supreme-Golf-Tubes-Dividers/dp/B0068P4UQQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519757650&sr=8-1&keywords=golf+club+tubes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499161)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: violent aromatic bawdyhouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499418)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: out-of-control principal's office

Lol'd at several, #3 and #6 especially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35502092)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: vibrant lodge black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35503107)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle maize selfie

definitely not fixing divots.

also, not letting faster players play through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499393)



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Date: February 27th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Gaped Saffron Chapel Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35499472)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Swollen aphrodisiac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#35526163)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489308)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: azure passionate digit ratio

Using a beer brand golf bag (e.g. big red Budweiser bag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489347)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: aqua glittery mad cow disease rigpig

(Rodney Dangerfield)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489489)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: stirring federal karate azn

so what? so let's dance

http://golf.swingbyswing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Rodney_Dance_Caddyshack1.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36489506)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

the red budweiser bags are awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500477)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: azure passionate digit ratio

Awesome and prole are not mutually exclusive brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500501)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

the official red bud bag belongs in it's own category

This is 180:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Red-Budweiser-Bud-King-Of-Beers-Golf-Bag-w-Raincover-Shoulder-Strap/253724310501?hash=item3b1325bbe5%3Ag%3AA6sAAOSw7mpbOVne&_sacat=0&_nkw=budweiser+golf+bag&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313.TR5.TRC2.A0.H0.Xbudweiser+golf+bag.TRS0&LH_TitleDesc=0

this is 120 and is truly prole:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Datrek-Budweiser-Golf-Bag-With-Head-Cover/253765656208?hash=item3b159c9e90%3Ag%3AGr4AAOSw4-1bUhkF&_sacat=0&_nkw=budweiser+golf+bag&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313.TR5.TRC2.A0.H0.Xbudweiser+golf+bag.TRS0&LH_TitleDesc=0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500530)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Parlour

BRUSH TEES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500543)



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Date: July 26th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Salmon talking pervert

Not sure how my ctrl+f for sneakers returns no results.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36500615)



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Date: August 1st, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

(not one of the cool jr. golfers at the club doing minimalist schtick in sneakers carrying a ping moon/titleist sunday bag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36536527)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

ping l8 is the potus bag if you can find one in good condition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567840)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:06 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

cr i just went back to mine last year. also had an original hoofer.

the minimalism trend seemed to happen right after ping stopped with those and started making the hoofer 2 with full length dividers, ugly water bottle pocket and other gay stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567870)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

i liked the water bottle pocket. the little bottle pouch inside the long pocket in the L8 was 180 for underage drinking though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567878)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling water buffalo

there was no real advantage over putting the bottle in the middle pouch on the original hoofer. the zipper was useless. also looked like shit of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567888)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky

I liked the water bottle pocket and the hoofer 2 pocket setup better in general than the later models.

L8 still is the potus pocket setup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40123447)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 2:05 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

since we're talking about minimalism, playing barefoot = super prestigious. only credited approach if you forget your shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#36567869)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:05 PM
Author: Maniacal location becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118007)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: hideous citrine gas station ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40117910)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: Bonkers site masturbator

Not wearing plus fours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118025)



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Date: April 29th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: Vermilion insanely creepy puppy fortuitous meteor

when do you find time to play golf especially if you still play real sports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40118061)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: Maniacal location becky

"real" sports are for children. adults play golf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40122079)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: crawly puce knife

Hummer golf cart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3904868&forum_id=2#40123483)