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Email culture shit in biglaw is lolzy

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aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address
  02/28/18
Describe
Canary Trust Fund Stage
  02/28/18
you have to put the addressees in order of firm seniority wh...
Chest-beating stirring ape coffee pot
  02/28/18
Lol what kind of kike new yawker firm are you at? My firm do...
Canary Trust Fund Stage
  02/28/18
Client: "Haha totally chill bro!" *later, to pa...
vengeful locale
  02/28/18
(guy not at a peer firm)
Jet Sinister Sound Barrier
  02/28/18
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sable floppy nursing home windowlicker
  02/28/18
How's DLA?
Lilac stimulating queen of the night
  02/28/18
Clients alphabetically; Partners alphabetically; Associates ...
Deranged stag film tattoo
  02/28/18
lol sure. Rainmaker partner Zinkelstein is going to be perf...
Jet Sinister Sound Barrier
  02/28/18
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vengeful locale
  02/28/18
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Galvanic kink-friendly location associate
  02/28/18
The is no Zorn or Zutrof?
Geriatric station mother
  02/28/18
At my firm, some partners would go ballistic if not ordered ...
Jet Sinister Sound Barrier
  02/28/18
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Arousing Crimson Den Dingle Berry
  02/28/18
I'll bet the worst were the partners who were counting from ...
fluffy candlestick maker
  02/28/18
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Lascivious effete shrine
  03/01/18
i can confirm this pathetic behavior
180 psychic box office
  03/03/18
Sometimes there's a valid reason for it. I'll have 40 ppl in...
Lilac stimulating queen of the night
  02/28/18
And if people can't govern themselves accordingly, we're no ...
Maize Orchestra Pit
  02/28/18
(confucius)
Misunderstood chartreuse library partner
  03/01/18
180
Grizzly motley parlor cuckold
  03/03/18
I was lectured on this. It’s real. I also got yelled at ...
Insecure Base Pervert
  02/28/18
lol how do u guys deal with this shit
Splenetic Internal Respiration
  02/28/18
I left lol
Insecure Base Pervert
  02/28/18
The money
Jet Sinister Sound Barrier
  02/28/18
Alcohol
Vivacious Locus Foreskin
  02/28/18
Some of us suck trucker cock.
Useless charismatic weed whacker
  03/01/18
Tbf he was right u dimwit
sable floppy nursing home windowlicker
  02/28/18
Ljl at permitting any conjunctions at all
racy range haunted graveyard
  02/28/18
"Conjunctions?" We need to talk.
Big-titted national voyeur
  02/28/18
ljl at not knowing the definition of “conjunction”
Insecure Base Pervert
  03/01/18
What is your function?
Tan property
  03/01/18
Is this a Julia moniker or an imposter
At-the-ready fanboi
  03/03/18
*cannot
Aromatic Pisswyrm
  02/28/18
yep
Blathering Athletic Conference Parlour
  02/28/18
Sounds like the DOD. Once got chewed out by some random CAPT...
Vivacious Locus Foreskin
  02/28/18
he probably just got done getting buttfucked by the LCDR and...
Chest-beating stirring ape coffee pot
  03/01/18
lol Did you tell him you don't really give a shit?
Learning disabled blue temple regret
  03/03/18
I do this even inhouse and look down upon anyone who doesn't...
drab newt messiness
  02/28/18
i often intentionally email the associates at biglaw firms a...
Underhanded shitlib
  03/03/18
Oh I thought you meant how they’re sent 24/7
dark casino
  02/28/18
This thread is all flame right?
aphrodisiac bat shit crazy senate
  02/28/18
yes, the pumo is flame
vengeful locale
  02/28/18
It’s true. All of it,
sable floppy nursing home windowlicker
  02/28/18
plz handle thank
Misanthropic chad area
  02/28/18
(Senior partner)
aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address
  02/28/18
Will do. Thanks!
Territorial Principal's Office Mediation
  02/28/18
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violent crackhouse legend
  02/28/18
How long will I last if I deliberately send out 100% of my e...
Salmon indecent antidepressant drug church
  02/28/18
that's lunacy
Blathering Athletic Conference Parlour
  02/28/18
only 1 way 2 find out
Splenetic Internal Respiration
  02/28/18
Go get some bankers boxes from the mailroom asap
sable floppy nursing home windowlicker
  02/28/18
Literally never once encountered this or thought about this ...
Startling faggot firefighter
  02/28/18
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green pozpig
  02/28/18
In my experience 90% of biglawyers do this. Especially at to...
internet-worthy gay wizard cumskin
  02/28/18
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Zombie-like black preventive strike
  02/28/18
(Not a biglawmo)
racy range haunted graveyard
  02/28/18
If you’re emailing the CEO, CFO and a senior finance person ...
sable floppy nursing home windowlicker
  02/28/18
wtf. I would list them in whatever order I typed them in, a...
sepia faggotry
  02/28/18
Friend in NYC biglaw told me the partners' names show up in ...
Confused Site Dragon
  02/28/18
PTSD
dun azn electric furnace
  02/28/18
Don't you do smalllaw T+E?
Fighting lime deer antler
  02/28/18
Denver but solid biglaw Denver. Also the shit how associate...
aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address
  02/28/18
Please r8 Brownstein.
Lilac stimulating queen of the night
  02/28/18
i told everyone on my team that i don't read my emails. u...
Disrespectful thriller puppy sanctuary
  02/28/18
This must be a litigation thing where a single email to the ...
sepia faggotry
  02/28/18
Maybe it's changed. That's been standard since I started in ...
internet-worthy gay wizard cumskin
  02/28/18
like when you send a random email to a client regarding a de...
sepia faggotry
  02/28/18
Yeah. People pop in names by seniority. Clients at banks and...
internet-worthy gay wizard cumskin
  02/28/18
Got a midlaw partner bro who does this and is the worst bcc ...
Pearly Trip Hospital
  02/28/18
Lolyers are such pathetic cucks
Confused Site Dragon
  02/28/18
The shit you can get away with if you're even just a little ...
Pearly Trip Hospital
  02/28/18
Describe
Canary Trust Fund Stage
  02/28/18
i usually put the emails in order of the people I actually d...
twinkling rehab degenerate
  02/28/18
describe billing but not doing anything
aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address
  02/28/18
reading the emails I send and billing "2.0 - attend to ...
twinkling rehab degenerate
  02/28/18
heh - 180
aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address
  02/28/18
biglaw is essentially a contest of who can keep a shit-eatin...
violent crackhouse legend
  02/28/18
what's your strategy when you have 2 or 3 associates in the ...
Frum Market
  02/28/18
With associates, no worries. Just let it do. When dealing...
Lilac stimulating queen of the night
  03/01/18
jfc kill yourself
Navy Fantasy-prone Party Of The First Part
  03/01/18
Is this thread all flame? Spent 7+ years at a top 10 biglaw...
sepia faggotry
  03/01/18
I wish this were flame brotherman
internet-worthy gay wizard cumskin
  03/01/18
(Denver midlawyer)
Lascivious effete shrine
  03/01/18
Not flame.
fuchsia codepig jew
  03/01/18
good to know. I might have left two years earlier if I had ...
sepia faggotry
  03/01/18
*Joker moves ur fingers over CTRL-V to paste name partner in...
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Lilac stimulating queen of the night
  03/01/18
*diamond cuts u* Get THESE hands, bitch! Strowman, you've...
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  03/03/18
This is completely insane. God help you all. What diff does...
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aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address
  03/03/18
lol
opaque dog poop
  03/03/18
lol that this was briefly stickied
Gold diverse useless brakes
  03/03/18


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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504630)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: Canary Trust Fund Stage

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504661)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: Chest-beating stirring ape coffee pot

you have to put the addressees in order of firm seniority when there are multiple recipients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504675)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: Canary Trust Fund Stage

Lol what kind of kike new yawker firm are you at? My firm doesn’t give a shit about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504682)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: vengeful locale

Client: "Haha totally chill bro!"

*later, to partner*

"Make sure pumo doesnt work on this matter going forward"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504690)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Sound Barrier

(guy not at a peer firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504708)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: sable floppy nursing home windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505011)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Lilac stimulating queen of the night

How's DLA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504719)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Deranged stag film tattoo

Clients alphabetically; Partners alphabetically; Associates alphabetically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504691)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Sound Barrier

lol sure. Rainmaker partner Zinkelstein is going to be perfectly content to be after everybody else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504696)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: vengeful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504697)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Galvanic kink-friendly location associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504788)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: Geriatric station mother

The is no Zorn or Zutrof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505124)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Sound Barrier

At my firm, some partners would go ballistic if not ordered "by seniority" and not everybody had the same idea of what "by seniority" meant, naturally favoring the metric that made them more "senior." As I recall the competing methodologies, there was (i) date made partner at this firm, (ii) date made partner at this firm/a "peer" firm, and (iii) date made partner at any firm, plus varying ideas of what levels of government position counted as the equivalent of "making partner." Some self-styled "senior associates" got in on the action too and wanted seniors to be listed appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504693)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Arousing Crimson Den Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505167)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: fluffy candlestick maker

I'll bet the worst were the partners who were counting from date made partner at a "peer" firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510641)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Lascivious effete shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35511652)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: 180 psychic box office

i can confirm this pathetic behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530286)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Lilac stimulating queen of the night

Sometimes there's a valid reason for it. I'll have 40 ppl in an email, but will want to put the person of greatest important (whether it is seniority, pull, etc.) at the front so others know and can govern themselves accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504701)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Maize Orchestra Pit

And if people can't govern themselves accordingly, we're no better than animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504782)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood chartreuse library partner

(confucius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35515261)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Grizzly motley parlor cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529725)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Insecure Base Pervert

I was lectured on this. It’s real.

I also got yelled at because I didn’t put an apostrophe in “can’t” one time. The partner said it made a “bad impression when we don’t use correct grammar.” Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504709)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Splenetic Internal Respiration

lol how do u guys deal with this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504746)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Insecure Base Pervert

I left lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504824)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Jet Sinister Sound Barrier

The money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504850)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Locus Foreskin

Alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505078)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Useless charismatic weed whacker

Some of us suck trucker cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514918)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: sable floppy nursing home windowlicker

Tbf he was right u dimwit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505089)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: racy range haunted graveyard

Ljl at permitting any conjunctions at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508522)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Big-titted national voyeur

"Conjunctions?"

We need to talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508575)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Insecure Base Pervert

ljl at not knowing the definition of “conjunction”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35513143)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Tan property

What is your function?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514423)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: At-the-ready fanboi

Is this a Julia moniker or an imposter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526229)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Aromatic Pisswyrm

*cannot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510888)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Blathering Athletic Conference Parlour

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504769)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Vivacious Locus Foreskin

Sounds like the DOD. Once got chewed out by some random CAPT because I had him listed after a LCDR on the CC: line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505072)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating stirring ape coffee pot

he probably just got done getting buttfucked by the LCDR and was literally butthurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514716)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled blue temple regret

lol

Did you tell him you don't really give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529846)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: drab newt messiness

I do this even inhouse and look down upon anyone who doesn't do it. I get nervous when I see an email listing me before a C level exec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510901)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Underhanded shitlib

i often intentionally email the associates at biglaw firms and CC partners, or put associates' names on signature blocks for stipulations/settlements/etc just to piss them all off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35527592)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: dark casino

Oh I thought you meant how they’re sent 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504710)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bat shit crazy senate

This thread is all flame right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504737)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: vengeful locale

yes, the pumo is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504744)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: sable floppy nursing home windowlicker

It’s true. All of it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505093)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Misanthropic chad area

plz handle thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504743)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address

(Senior partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508354)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: Territorial Principal's Office Mediation

Will do. Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504780)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: violent crackhouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504799)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Salmon indecent antidepressant drug church

How long will I last if I deliberately send out 100% of my emails going forward with junior first and senior last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504796)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Blathering Athletic Conference Parlour

that's lunacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505008)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Splenetic Internal Respiration

only 1 way 2 find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505097)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: sable floppy nursing home windowlicker

Go get some bankers boxes from the mailroom asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505098)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Startling faggot firefighter

Literally never once encountered this or thought about this in my career. Yall are some risk averse pussies or went to some shitfirms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505001)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: green pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505017)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: internet-worthy gay wizard cumskin

In my experience 90% of biglawyers do this. Especially at top firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505105)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like black preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508386)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: racy range haunted graveyard

(Not a biglawmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508540)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: sable floppy nursing home windowlicker

If you’re emailing the CEO, CFO and a senior finance person of a major company + the CEO’s executive assistant, what order would you list their names in the email?

That’s what I thought. Keep talking shit about biglaw email etiquette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505116)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: sepia faggotry

wtf. I would list them in whatever order I typed them in, although probably put the EA last because I'd think of her last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508515)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Confused Site Dragon

Friend in NYC biglaw told me the partners' names show up in ALLCAPS on firm email so everyone knows how important they are ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505355)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: dun azn electric furnace

PTSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505574)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Fighting lime deer antler

Don't you do smalllaw T+E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505630)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address

Denver but solid biglaw Denver. Also the shit how associates must be perfect in emails; partners will do one liners; you know the partner is prestigious as fuck when you see “Great. Thx.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508311)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Lilac stimulating queen of the night

Please r8 Brownstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508368)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful thriller puppy sanctuary

i told everyone on my team that i don't read my emails.

usually if someone sends something important, the VP actually has to remind me to check my email from so and so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508395)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: sepia faggotry

This must be a litigation thing where a single email to the client (or a partner) is of enormous importance.

I was at a top firm for many years on the transactional side, and I'm not sure this ever crossed my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508450)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy gay wizard cumskin

Maybe it's changed. That's been standard since I started in early 2010s. Just spot checked and see partners and associates doing it from 2 V10 firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508468)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: sepia faggotry

like when you send a random email to a client regarding a deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508512)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: internet-worthy gay wizard cumskin

Yeah. People pop in names by seniority. Clients at banks and funds do it too IME.

White collar professionals are such fucking faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509739)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Pearly Trip Hospital

Got a midlaw partner bro who does this and is the worst bcc abuser I know of. I bcc him all the time back just to fuck with him. He wouldn't dream of ever telling another to follow the seniority charade. My favorites are when he deviates from order of seniority if he thought an associate did a REALLY STELLAR JOB! His version of a gold star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508497)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Confused Site Dragon

Lolyers are such pathetic cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508529)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Pearly Trip Hospital

The shit you can get away with if you're even just a little alpha to them is great though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508547)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Canary Trust Fund Stage

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509810)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: twinkling rehab degenerate

i usually put the emails in order of the people I actually deal with and copy all of the shitheads billing but not doing anything afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508558)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address

describe billing but not doing anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509670)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: twinkling rehab degenerate

reading the emails I send and billing "2.0 - attend to correspondence and client matters"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509699)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address

heh - 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509800)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: violent crackhouse legend

biglaw is essentially a contest of who can keep a shit-eating grin on their face (both literally and metaphorically) for the longest period of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510306)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Frum Market

what's your strategy when you have 2 or 3 associates in the email chain that are the same year?

what about when it's a more senior partner and a less senior partner but it's the less senior partner's client or they just generally have a bigger book of business?

how do you order the email?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510917)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Lilac stimulating queen of the night

With associates, no worries. Just let it do.

When dealing with partners, make the junior atty send the email. Whatever he picks you should tell him he should be careful and do the opposit next time. Wash, rinse, repwat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35511431)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Navy Fantasy-prone Party Of The First Part

jfc kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514742)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: sepia faggotry

Is this thread all flame? Spent 7+ years at a top 10 biglaw firm with no complaints, never gave this a second thought, and no one ever mentioned it. I can't figure out if this is an XO joke, and really want to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514411)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy gay wizard cumskin

I wish this were flame brotherman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514439)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Lascivious effete shrine

(Denver midlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514470)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: fuchsia codepig jew

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514475)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: sepia faggotry

good to know. I might have left two years earlier if I had known about stupid shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514538)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: pale hairraiser brethren legal warrant

*Joker moves ur fingers over CTRL-V to paste name partner in CC line after secretary*:

“introduce a little anarchy!”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514465)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Lilac stimulating queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514489)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: cordovan gas station turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514697)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Electric immigrant background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526193)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: cerebral kitty cat generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526181)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: purple hall toilet seat

This is completely insane. God help you all. What diff does it make so long as everyone gets the email. This is fucking bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35527102)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle macaca address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529712)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: opaque dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Gold diverse useless brakes

lol that this was briefly stickied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530357)