\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

My net for the year so far is 631K (CSLG)

This year has been nuts with files. Been signing up over 30 ...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
you should take some time and celebrate the million dollar s...
Lascivious newt
  03/02/18
I took my wife and staff to Cut in Beverly Hills for that. I...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
Nice! Did you get the Japanese wagyu by the ounce? That wa...
flirting mahogany locus pocket flask
  03/02/18
I usually do the sampler. It has the A5, the American Hybrid...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
Yummy. 2 pieces of the a5 ribeye is enough for me. If yo...
flirting mahogany locus pocket flask
  03/02/18
You guys want to do a Cut double date in late March? My moth...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
That would be super fun. Was supposed to go for my husband...
flirting mahogany locus pocket flask
  03/02/18
180! do something for yourself too, even if it's just a fun ...
Lascivious newt
  03/02/18
I don't spend any money I make. We just live off my wife's s...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
you're 180, you will be very glad you did this someday. i sp...
Lascivious newt
  03/02/18
Jesus Christ man. 180.
Supple Filthpig
  03/02/18
2/23 was a nice day
big-titted native
  03/02/18
Good Lord, career services did not bring up this option.
curious mood
  03/02/18
...
mustard principal's office
  03/02/18
...
Marvelous azn nursing home
  03/03/18
here's a question: can I have some money
Indecent pistol
  03/02/18
...
Slap-happy vigorous bawdyhouse
  03/02/18
...
curious mood
  03/02/18
...
Sepia judgmental national
  03/02/18
Yes, start your own shitlaw practice and the money will come...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
This seems like an elaborate doobs ploy to gather xo poaster...
concupiscible philosopher-king
  03/02/18
I can verify that its not. He's 180
big-titted native
  03/02/18
...
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
Is he really dishing you that many files? How many have yo...
Histrionic Talking Gunner Piazza
  03/02/18
Yes he's sending over a ton. None yet. The clients are tre...
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
Is he just giving you shit files or are you a terrible lawye...
Histrionic Talking Gunner Piazza
  03/02/18
Are you retarded? Do you know how PI cases work?
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
Not a lawyer and I’m just giving you shit bitch
Histrionic Talking Gunner Piazza
  03/02/18
Stfu doobs
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
No and no.
unhinged area pozpig
  03/02/18
180 brother. I grossed around $26k last month and was happy....
Effete set mad cow disease
  03/02/18
What percentage of the 6 figure car accident market in LA do...
concupiscible philosopher-king
  03/02/18
Dude, I have like 0.00001% of the market. The PI market in L...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
Let's say you have .01% of the market. That means there's 10...
concupiscible philosopher-king
  03/02/18
I don't know the numbers but I do know that people get in si...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
In the entire country of Canada (population 35 million) ther...
concupiscible philosopher-king
  03/02/18
How many hours go into your average cases? Do most settle b...
Effete set mad cow disease
  03/02/18
85% settle pre-lit. I would guess a few hours of my own time...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
So feasibly someone could make millions per year just sendin...
Effete set mad cow disease
  03/02/18
Not really. If you never litigate at all the carriers will s...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
you should be willing and able to take your own clients to t...
Indecent pistol
  03/02/18
i am unemployed
alcoholic emerald toaster business firm
  03/02/18
...
Stimulating hilarious hell rigpig
  03/02/18
...
razzmatazz menage degenerate
  03/02/18
Know anything about th bayarea market or have connections?
Narrow-minded Boyish Hall
  03/02/18
I've taken a handful of cases there. One of my friends has a...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
hilarious seeing all you biglaw cucks bitch about law, cry a...
Lascivious newt
  03/02/18
(unemployed secretary from DC)
Stimulating hilarious hell rigpig
  03/02/18
i'm not unemployed.
Lascivious newt
  03/02/18
lol
Hyperactive elastic band
  03/02/18
Net worth? Do you have any software needs
Slap-happy vigorous bawdyhouse
  03/02/18
About 3 million but I haven't taken any salary/profits this ...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
I would also be eager to help you with your shitlaw software...
salmon round eye marketing idea
  03/02/18
I am currently a partner in NYC biglaw. you are making more...
Magenta new version office
  03/02/18
Yes; it's 180. Although CSLG is 99th percentile outcome.
razzmatazz menage degenerate
  03/02/18
What's 50th?
unhinged area pozpig
  03/02/18
chandlertp
razzmatazz menage degenerate
  03/02/18
Current or prior?
unhinged area pozpig
  03/02/18
Both; it's a career trajectory for 50th percentile
razzmatazz menage degenerate
  03/02/18
I thought you loved me
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
? I do bro. There's nothing stopping you from becoming the N...
razzmatazz menage degenerate
  03/02/18
I live in Orange County
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
Okay, so take from there south
razzmatazz menage degenerate
  03/02/18
LMAO
awkward bat-shit-crazy school cafeteria gay wizard
  03/02/18
does it help that i have significant lit and trial experienc...
Magenta new version office
  03/02/18
What kind of question is that? For all of its shitiness, bi...
razzmatazz menage degenerate
  03/02/18
The problem with a lot of shitlawyers is pure laziness
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
Don’t forget stupidity
Hyperactive elastic band
  03/02/18
...
Lascivious newt
  03/02/18
think this could work in DC or Chicago? Have zero lit and tr...
Soggy wrinkle mexican
  03/02/18
LA is a unique market. You can do this anywhere but not with...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
Wouldn't bay area be pretty similar?
Narrow-minded Boyish Hall
  03/02/18
You could probably do something similar. Just not as many ac...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
LA is like "car culture" central, terrible commute...
adventurous olive jew milk
  03/02/18
also spics suck at driving
contagious dilemma
  03/02/18
...
Frozen Learning Disabled Therapy
  07/13/20
You should have come to Austin next week with me - you need ...
adventurous olive jew milk
  03/02/18
I'd love to but I have too much work lol. I love Austin thou...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
Congrats! That is sweet. Are your offices nice? Or woul...
Mischievous Mint Brunch Windowlicker
  03/02/18
I work from home 99% of the time with my two paralegals. I r...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
lmao 180
embarrassed to the bone arousing corner
  03/02/18
your paralegals work at your house or also from their homes?...
Mischievous Mint Brunch Windowlicker
  03/02/18
your paralegals show up to work at your house? lol.
Aphrodisiac gaming laptop
  03/02/18
Yes we all hang out at my house. We have a lot of fun. We br...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
You should buy a super chexx game for your house
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
I have a full size arcade that runs Hyperspin. It has 6,000 ...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
haha wow holy shit
Startling chest-beating psychic parlor
  03/02/18
you are literally an ambulance chaser. enjoy your money.
Aphrodisiac gaming laptop
  03/02/18
Yup. Thanks!
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
There's nothing wrong with ambulance chasing. I'm becoming a...
Mind-boggling yarmulke box office
  03/02/18
(Bootlicker)
Hyperactive elastic band
  03/02/18
lol, this is a law board
Marvelous azn nursing home
  03/03/18
just realized this is for 3 months of 2018. dropped my coffe...
Aphrodisiac gaming laptop
  03/02/18
2 months
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
If I move to CA, will you hook me up?
Mind-boggling yarmulke box office
  03/02/18
Sure, I'll send you some files.
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
180
Mind-boggling yarmulke box office
  03/02/18
If you move here I'll buy you a beer
mauve heaven
  03/02/18
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't considering Hermosa Beach, w...
Mind-boggling yarmulke box office
  03/02/18
same
Plum Swashbuckling Gas Station Haunted Graveyard
  03/03/18
FUCKING GOD
milky crackhouse faggotry
  03/02/18
can i have some money?
mildly autistic field
  03/02/18
Sure, send me a case and if you are a lawyer I'll take good ...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
Honestly no bullshit, what separates a 100k/yr from a 500k/Y...
bright appetizing casino
  03/02/18
There are a lot of factors. The biggest one is how good of a...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
You and your suitemate combined are representing 1 out of ev...
concupiscible philosopher-king
  03/02/18
There apparently were 238,000 injured people in car accident...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
180000000
embarrassed to the bone arousing corner
  03/02/18
spin, ratfucks
Heady Amber Preventive Strike
  03/02/18
Not at all. I think the opposite. They are so busy fighting ...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/02/18
What percent of your cases come through referral versus adve...
coiffed exciting house
  03/03/18
I don't do any advertising. 100% referrals. Monthly advertis...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/03/18
...
cowardly legend
  03/03/18
How do you only have $400 in filing fees? edit: oh, I did...
Marvelous azn nursing home
  03/03/18
You apparently didn't read the entire original post. Here is...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/03/18
on a scale of 1 to 10, how interested are you in paying off ...
Trip carmine rehab
  03/03/18
Happy to give you business advice so you can pay off your lo...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  03/03/18
...
vivacious ultramarine step-uncle's house coffee pot
  07/13/20
Crazy that only 2 years ago I was at 30 files per month and ...
pearl cerebral national security agency
  09/02/20
Humble beginnings
Gold black woman institution
  09/02/20


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

This year has been nuts with files. Been signing up over 30 a month and that's AFTER I've given 60-70 cases away to Kenny and Chandler since December. I'm still waiting on my fees from the million dollar settlement I recently had (I'm owed a few hundred in fees right now on settled cases). So that isn't included. I also have an eight figure case in the pipeline.

We are currently have slightly over 300 active files, 90% are car accidents. I think I have 6 or 7 active files that were referred to me through XO too and I'm working on 4 files with other lawyers from XO as co-counsel.

Business has still been growing a lot. I've been pretty stressed out to be honest. This year I went legit with paying my staff on payroll. So everything now is being payrolled properly and I have two full-time paralegals. My filing fee costs show as almost zero, but that's because my process service company now advances the filing fees and then charges my credit card. So all my filing fees show up under outside services (under their bill).

Here is a link to my year to date quickbooks and my last 30 days of deposits in my trust account: https://imgur.com/a/mifNB

Taking questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520348)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Lascivious newt

you should take some time and celebrate the million dollar settlement. congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520355)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I took my wife and staff to Cut in Beverly Hills for that. I also bonused my paralegals $1,000 each.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520869)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: flirting mahogany locus pocket flask

Nice! Did you get the Japanese wagyu by the ounce? That was probably the best marbled meat I’ve ever had.

You’re having an awesome 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520960)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I usually do the sampler. It has the A5, the American Hybrid, and the regular. A full A5 steak is too rich to eat an entire one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520982)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: flirting mahogany locus pocket flask

Yummy. 2 pieces of the a5 ribeye is enough for me.

If you haven’t gone yet, yazawa in BH has tasty Japanese bbq. They’re thin sliced so even the super marbles cuts don’t feel heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521065)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

You guys want to do a Cut double date in late March? My mother-in-law is out of the country but she gets back then. So we have a babysitter. We can invite Earl and his wife too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521088)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: flirting mahogany locus pocket flask

That would be super fun. Was supposed to go for my husbands bday and ended cancelling. Let’s do it. I will text you this weekend since I need your insurance agent for the umbrella policy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521150)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

180! do something for yourself too, even if it's just a fun day with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520966)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I don't spend any money I make. We just live off my wife's salary and invest the rest. Plus, I already have pretty much everything I want. I have a house I really love and I just like video games, movies, nice meals, and travel. I bought a bunch of expensive watches last year but that was a one time thing. Other than that, I couldn't even name anything I would really want to buy. I'm going to the Domincan Republic in April, but that trip only costs like 2k/each.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521014)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

you're 180, you will be very glad you did this someday. i spend $2k a month, including rent. im thinking of splurging and getting a ~40 inch tv for my apartment, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521044)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Supple Filthpig

Jesus Christ man. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520356)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: big-titted native

2/23 was a nice day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520379)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: curious mood

Good Lord, career services did not bring up this option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520392)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: mustard principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520404)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Marvelous azn nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35526275)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Indecent pistol

here's a question: can I have some money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520408)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy vigorous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520420)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: curious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520424)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Sepia judgmental national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520428)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Yes, start your own shitlaw practice and the money will come. I will mentor you for free if you e-mail me. I really enjoy helping people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520439)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king

This seems like an elaborate doobs ploy to gather xo poaster's info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520462)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: big-titted native

I can verify that its not. He's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520569)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: mauve heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520438)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Talking Gunner Piazza

Is he really dishing you that many files? How many have you got paid off of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520446)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: mauve heaven

Yes he's sending over a ton. None yet. The clients are treating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520459)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Talking Gunner Piazza

Is he just giving you shit files or are you a terrible lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520463)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: mauve heaven

Are you retarded? Do you know how PI cases work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520475)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Histrionic Talking Gunner Piazza

Not a lawyer and I’m just giving you shit bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520595)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: mauve heaven

Stfu doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520609)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: unhinged area pozpig

No and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521051)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Effete set mad cow disease

180 brother. I grossed around $26k last month and was happy. JFC I wish I learned PI instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520447)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king

What percentage of the 6 figure car accident market in LA does one guy need to settle a case every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520454)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Dude, I have like 0.00001% of the market. The PI market in LA is HUGE. There are guys that I've never heard of with like 500-1000 files. And I know a lot of people in the PI community.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520521)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king

Let's say you have .01% of the market. That means there's 10000 six-figure collisions a day in a market of 20 million. Meaning as a LA resident you will get in, on average, .18 six-figure collisions a year. Seems legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520566)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I don't know the numbers but I do know that people get in six-figure collisions all the time. But most attorneys suck and don't know how to turn small accidents into good settlements or people think their accident is minor so they don't pursue anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520606)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king

In the entire country of Canada (population 35 million) there were 150K individuals injured in vehicular accidents for the most recent year with statistics available (2014). https://www.tc.gc.ca/media/documents/roadsafety/cmvtcs2014_eng.pdf

This would be 400 victims a day.

Greater LA is half that population (18 million) meaning 200 a day if we assume similar rates of collisions. Even if we assume that every single person "injured" in an accident obtains a lawyer and obtains damages of at least $100K that would mean based on the numbers you're reporting (20 settlements a month or 240 per year with an average fee of 30K ) you have 0.3% of the greater LA market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520723)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Effete set mad cow disease

How many hours go into your average cases?

Do most settle before or after filing a complaint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520472)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

85% settle pre-lit. I would guess a few hours of my own time per file. Unless it goes to lit and then a few more hours for depo prep and depo. My paralegals do my discovery and I outsource some of it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520527)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Effete set mad cow disease

So feasibly someone could make millions per year just sending pre-lit demand letters followed up by negotiating in a few follow up letters, never filing a case? You could just write letters all day and refer anything out if it gets to lit? Sounds chill as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520551)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Not really. If you never litigate at all the carriers will start offering you worse and worse offers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520558)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: Indecent pistol

you should be willing and able to take your own clients to trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520559)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: alcoholic emerald toaster business firm

i am unemployed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520531)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Stimulating hilarious hell rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520634)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520894)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Boyish Hall

Know anything about th bayarea market or have connections?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520538)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I've taken a handful of cases there. One of my friends has a practice in Stockton. I can set you up with him if you want. E-mail me at calishitlawguru@gmail.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520548)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

hilarious seeing all you biglaw cucks bitch about law, cry about how you cant find an exit opportunity. cslg is fucking killing it.

as an alpha, targeting a sector full of betas is shrewd as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520547)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Stimulating hilarious hell rigpig

(unemployed secretary from DC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520637)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Lascivious newt

i'm not unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520971)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521075)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy vigorous bawdyhouse

Net worth?

Do you have any software needs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520582)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

About 3 million but I haven't taken any salary/profits this year. I hope to clear 2 million this year, so I should be worth 4 million by the end of the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35520598)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: salmon round eye marketing idea

I would also be eager to help you with your shitlaw software needs. I bet we could come up with some 180 ideas in a few hours of dedicated thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35525045)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Magenta new version office

I am currently a partner in NYC biglaw. you are making more than me in 3 months.

should i just quit and do this? I have pretty substantial plaintiff-side experience in fed courts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521023)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage degenerate

Yes; it's 180. Although CSLG is 99th percentile outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521037)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: unhinged area pozpig

What's 50th?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521072)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage degenerate

chandlertp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521081)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: unhinged area pozpig

Current or prior?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521101)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage degenerate

Both; it's a career trajectory for 50th percentile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521130)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: mauve heaven

I thought you loved me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521215)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage degenerate

? I do bro. There's nothing stopping you from becoming the NorCal cslg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521223)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: mauve heaven

I live in Orange County

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521232)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage degenerate

Okay, so take from there south

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521237)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: awkward bat-shit-crazy school cafeteria gay wizard

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522781)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Magenta new version office

does it help that i have significant lit and trial experience? I kinda want to go out on my own or to a smaller shop where i can get a significant portion of the billings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521204)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz menage degenerate

What kind of question is that? For all of its shitiness, biglol actually is a 180 training ground. You can destroy midlol and shitlolyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521234)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: mauve heaven

The problem with a lot of shitlawyers is pure laziness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521243)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive elastic band

Don’t forget stupidity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35523495)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521046)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Soggy wrinkle mexican

think this could work in DC or Chicago? Have zero lit and trial experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521055)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

LA is a unique market. You can do this anywhere but not with the same results. I don't know anything about the DC or Chicago markets but they are not nearly as good from what I've heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521069)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Boyish Hall

Wouldn't bay area be pretty similar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521089)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

You could probably do something similar. Just not as many accidents there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521117)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: adventurous olive jew milk

LA is like "car culture" central, terrible commutes, not as many public transportation options, etc. I suspect all those things contribute to it being fertile ground for car accidents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521152)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: contagious dilemma

also spics suck at driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35524972)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2020 9:29 AM
Author: Frozen Learning Disabled Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#40598452)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: adventurous olive jew milk

You should have come to Austin next week with me - you need a way to invest all that $.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521096)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I'd love to but I have too much work lol. I love Austin though. I lived there for a while with my wife. I have tons of friends there. Make sure to check out the Alamo Drafthouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521115)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Mischievous Mint Brunch Windowlicker

Congrats! That is sweet.

Are your offices nice? Or would your clientele be wary of you if you had nice offices?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521276)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I work from home 99% of the time with my two paralegals. I rent space from a friend in a nice building where I get my mail and use his conference room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521293)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone arousing corner

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521307)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Mischievous Mint Brunch Windowlicker

your paralegals work at your house or also from their homes?

are your paralegals young women? good looking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521328)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaming laptop

your paralegals show up to work at your house? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521365)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Yes we all hang out at my house. We have a lot of fun. We break sometimes to play pool or my arcade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521655)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: mauve heaven

You should buy a super chexx game for your house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522702)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I have a full size arcade that runs Hyperspin. It has 6,000 games and everything from NES, SNES, N64, PS1, Genesis, MAME (arcade), Atari (a bunch of different ones), Dreamcast, Virtual Boy, Game Boy, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522862)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Startling chest-beating psychic parlor

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35523098)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaming laptop

you are literally an ambulance chaser. enjoy your money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521361)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Yup. Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521995)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling yarmulke box office

There's nothing wrong with ambulance chasing. I'm becoming a paramedic again to perfect my hustle. Also, because I miss *actually* saving lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522722)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive elastic band

(Bootlicker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35523504)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Marvelous azn nursing home

lol, this is a law board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35526285)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gaming laptop

just realized this is for 3 months of 2018. dropped my coffee on the floor, now have to clean it up. fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35521383)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: mauve heaven

2 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522689)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling yarmulke box office

If I move to CA, will you hook me up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522714)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Sure, I'll send you some files.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522849)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling yarmulke box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522909)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: mauve heaven

If you move here I'll buy you a beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522881)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling yarmulke box office

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't considering Hermosa Beach, where my buddy from college lives. It's absolutely beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522927)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Plum Swashbuckling Gas Station Haunted Graveyard

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35525149)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: milky crackhouse faggotry

FUCKING GOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35522937)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic field

can i have some money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35523527)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Sure, send me a case and if you are a lawyer I'll take good care of you. Referral fees are OK in California to other lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35524006)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: bright appetizing casino

Honestly no bullshit, what separates a 100k/yr from a 500k/YEAR PI lawyer? I'm not even talking about 1M+/yr but if there are three tiers of factors, please include.

I.e., why do some always end up barely treading water and others are able to ramp up to midlaw partner money and yet others find a way to make fuck you money (1M+) consistently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35524664)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

There are a lot of factors. The biggest one is how good of a business person you are and/or how good your social skills are. The 100k PI lawyer probably has very little business acumen and not great social skills. Literally to make 100K in PI you need like 20-30 reasonable cases and low overhead. If my goal was 100K/yr I could do that working 5-10 hours a month. I could literally do meth all day and probably clear 200k/year.

If you are a good business person and have some decent starting capital you can build a good marketing plan and your business can come in through paid marketing/advertising. Or, if you have great personal skills you can bring in business through networking. I am the latter.

The other factors are how good are you at getting cases to full value. I have 300+ cases but I net WAY more than my suite mate who has 500+ cases. I get a lot more money per case than he does. I micromanage everything and I am extremely good at convincing clients to treat and get injections. Most PI attorneys don't monitor their cases and mostly have clients just do chiro. My average case settles for tens of thousands where my suite mate's average case settles for like 5-8k.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35524883)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king

You and your suitemate combined are representing 1 out of every 200 people injured in a car accident in California each year each year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35524917)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

There apparently were 238,000 injured people in car accidents in 2013. So that means between me and my buddy we repped 1 in 278 people. But also, we do slip and falls, dog bites, and other premises cases too. So 100% of my cases are not auto accidents.

I'm not sure if you are getting at that you don't believe me or not, but what I'm saying has been confirmed by dozens of posters, may whom have met me in RL and seen my caseload (either at my home or on my phone through dropbox).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35525060)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone arousing corner

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35524884)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Heady Amber Preventive Strike

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35524890)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Not at all. I think the opposite. They are so busy fighting bullshit soft tissue cases, that when a real case comes along they pay it so they can get back to fighting all the bullshit ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35524916)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: coiffed exciting house

What percent of your cases come through referral versus advertising? Also, what's your monthly advertising budget?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35525168)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

I don't do any advertising. 100% referrals. Monthly advertising budget is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35525252)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: cowardly legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35526180)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Marvelous azn nursing home

How do you only have $400 in filing fees?

edit: oh, I didn't finish reading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35526273)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

You apparently didn't read the entire original post. Here is the relevant part:

"My filing fee costs show as almost zero, but that's because my process service company now advances the filing fees and then charges my credit card. So all my filing fees show up under outside services (under their bill)."

As of 2018, my process service/filing company doesn't want a check for filing fees. They pay it themselves and just add it to my invoice every month. That is why my outside services line item is so high. Because all my filing fees go there now as part of their invoice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35526284)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Trip carmine rehab

on a scale of 1 to 10, how interested are you in paying off all of my debt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35526277)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Happy to give you business advice so you can pay off your loans yourself. E-mail any time for tips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#35526290)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: vivacious ultramarine step-uncle's house coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#40598428)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2020 3:50 PM
Author: pearl cerebral national security agency

Crazy that only 2 years ago I was at 30 files per month and 300 cases. I'm at over 600 cases now and 50-60 files per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#40859275)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2020 3:53 PM
Author: Gold black woman institution

Humble beginnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3908085&forum_id=2#40859292)