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Funny That Retard Christians Take Bible Literally, And Ortho Jews Don't Even

ortho jews are high enough iq that they can explain away thi...
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Nobody takes the bible literally
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jesus havers literally believe mary got fucked by god, and h...
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well the parts that are true, sure
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jews did not have a conception of a soul until hellenistic g...
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jews literally suck bleeding baby dick and you're complainin...
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only a few do
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and yet, you see nothing wrong with it, but have complaints ...
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one is gross. the other is low iq.
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ergo, sucking bleeding baby dick isn't low IQ the mind of...
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Even if low IQ, it doesn't impact their lives. Your bullshi...
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jews have happier lives than goyim.
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lol fuck no
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https://www.timesofisrael.com/un-ranks-israel-11th-happiest-...
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this is nonsense
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Israel sounds like a great place. When are you going to join...
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lol that's a misleading stat. there are fewer poor Jews. if ...
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israel is relatively poor yet is the 11th happiest country i...
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Sounds great then. When are you going to join the IDF?
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(guy who is marrying a jewess for happiness)
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lol she's more of an anti-semite than i am because she (((kn...
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Are you shitting me with this? Yeah, some dumb Christians b...
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them: a tight group with nice holidays and rituals for famil...
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Their holidays suck, they have a bunch of kids that suck and...
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people have 20x+ the resources that people had 400 years ago...
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This is 100% true. Where kids are a strain is on TIME, an...
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what's really weird is married women living a shrew-like urb...
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it's bizarre to me. perpetual adolescence
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are there straight males like this, or is it just a woman th...
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yeah, there are, though males tend to have a much smaller so...
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cr. and most of these women are totally unaware of the super...
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I'd like to have non-loser kids that live well.
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as dumb as i find fundamentalist Protestant Christians i sti...
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their supposed literalism cannot explain how the messiah som...
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*be an Orthodox Jew* *explain away passage in Deuteronomy...
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What's the deal with orthodox Jews? Why do they act so diffe...
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they think americans are weird for trannie bathrooms, fag ma...
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oh yeah. "AMERICANS" support this shit. No Jews wh...
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Abby Stein (born 1991) is an American transgender activist,[...
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and she's an outcast in the ortho community
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you're done here
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someone dresses plainly and doesn't slurp up gc's products l...
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No they just invented GC
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Lol you literally couldn't have your wedding on a Saturday l...
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except our wedding was the best wedding all our guests had e...
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so you will believe literally everything someone tells you
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there's no way any other wedding they've been to had better ...
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how much do you think the quality of the company matters? ...
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any company is great when you've had free alcohol, idiot
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incorrect but as an aspie with no friends I can forgive for ...
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yea and it's even better when you know you have to go to wor...
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these prole goyim are going to work hungover every day
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whoa, that's not true
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LOL who are these people who need free food and alcohol so b...
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why do prole goyim want to be at an event for 6 hours and st...
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the food is important, but the crowd is the most important t...
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and the worst weddings are the ones with cash bars and where...
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Rongtime-a expert on goy wedding here-a. Can confirm no has ...
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the problem is that those often have bad crowds too. cool, f...
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yes, i agree. good people plan good events, and shitty peopl...
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by this reasoning jew-planned events must be the shittiest b...
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ljl no one wants booze on Sunday...
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i used to hate friday weddings more than sunday weddings bec...
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(antisemite)
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yea, i'm sure that's what it is
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it also was on a sunday which is a shitty day to have a wedd...
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That's just an insane thought you and have to stop saying it
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lol you seriously think your guests preferred your wedding t...
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But Jesus was literally born on December 25th. It has NOTHIN...
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Catholics literally believe they are eating the body of Chri...
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Oh yeah that's so weird way crazier than than cutting off pi...
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We can’t eat pork because god doesn’t want us to! It totally...
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but dat magic cloven hoof! and dem magic scales (but watch o...
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the pig is tricky. it has the split hoof but doesnt chew its...
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you can eat meat 1 hour after dairy, but the other way aroun...
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christians are so prole for contemplating the mystery of mat...
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jesus havers dont contemplate anything. too stupid
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tying a string around manhattan gives jews magical powers!
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Rofl
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flame. it's real . https://www.amazon.com/Exodus-Richard-...
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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Heady hell

ortho jews are high enough iq that they can explain away things that don't make sense. e.g., the bulk of orthodox jew scholarship on creation acknowledges that it's allegory on so many levels that we can't even begin to understand. maimonides even says that adam and eve arent even the first humans, and are representations of the first humans with the brain capacity to have souls.

on the other hand, goyim literally believe shit in the OT that even the jews don't literally believe -- plus their own bullshit about some kike hippie getting resurrected. ljl at goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556515)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Geriatric Casino Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556521)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle haunting elastic band gay wizard

Nobody takes the bible literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556529)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Heady hell

jesus havers literally believe mary got fucked by god, and her hippie kike degenerate son rose from the dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556538)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle haunting elastic band gay wizard

well the parts that are true, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556632)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Ruby confused base trump supporter



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: bateful corn cake theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556683)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: talented boltzmann fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556688)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556728)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Appetizing sickened hissy fit regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556830)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: exhilarant parlor

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35558948)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: primrose legend university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560299)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: bateful corn cake theater

jews did not have a conception of a soul until hellenistic greeks gave them real culture and thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556546)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556553)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: Buff gas station hairy legs

jews literally suck bleeding baby dick and you're complaining about goys reading an old book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556559)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Heady hell

only a few do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556564)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Buff gas station hairy legs

and yet, you see nothing wrong with it, but have complaints about goys reading old books. odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556691)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Heady hell

one is gross. the other is low iq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556694)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Buff gas station hairy legs

ergo, sucking bleeding baby dick isn't low IQ

the mind of a jew, folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556713)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556732)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: onyx church building

Even if low IQ, it doesn't impact their lives. Your bullshit beliefs (no less stupid) do. Who wins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556730)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Heady hell

jews have happier lives than goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556853)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Appetizing sickened hissy fit regret

lol fuck no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556870)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Heady hell

https://www.timesofisrael.com/un-ranks-israel-11th-happiest-country-worldwide/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556879)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

this is nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556892)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

Israel sounds like a great place. When are you going to join the IDF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556909)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

lol that's a misleading stat. there are fewer poor Jews. if you adjust for income whites are probably better off by almost every metric.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556888)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Heady hell

israel is relatively poor yet is the 11th happiest country in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35558951)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

Sounds great then. When are you going to join the IDF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561462)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561303)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Heady hell

(guy who is marrying a jewess for happiness)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561312)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

lol she's more of an anti-semite than i am because she (((knows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561322)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561486)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Heady hell



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556592)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: onyx church building

Are you shitting me with this? Yeah, some dumb Christians believe this shit, but very few do and to the extent they do it doesn't impact their lives at all. Meanwhile, you guys have to plan every meal, multiple days of the week, a bunch of randomly placed holidays, what you wear every day, chop pieces of babies dicks off, etc. On Friday evening/Saturday you bug the hell out of everyone to deal with your silly religious stuff, you put freakin' strings all over various neighborhoods to trick God, and you think some redneck mouthing off after a few beers is the retard here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556649)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: talented boltzmann fat ankles

them: a tight group with nice holidays and rituals for family and friends

u: pledge allegiance to a flag that shields NIGGERS from humans, have no kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556656)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Heady hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556663)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: onyx church building

Their holidays suck, they have a bunch of kids that suck and that they can't afford, etc. No one on this planet is jelly of them.

Not sure what the first part means, at least when I'll have kids I'll be able to afford them, and if I don't have kids I'll have $$$s and be able to enjoy life (and won't have to worry about someone pressing an elevator button for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556721)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: talented boltzmann fat ankles

mostly non-responsive

Kids aren't expensive, that is gc flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556743)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Heady hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556758)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Wonderful dysfunction

How’s it flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556844)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: talented boltzmann fat ankles

people have 20x+ the resources that people had 400 years ago and produce 1/3rd the kids

gc convinces them they need so much shit, need almost none of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556859)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

This is 100% true.

Where kids are a strain is on TIME, and today's narcissistic millennials have fewer or no kids largely because they don't want the responsibility or duties that go along with with it.

I mean, shit, my fiancee's cousin who has been married for a couple years now and is approaching her mid-30s said she's not sure when she'll want kids because she likes the ability to go out and socialize with friends and people from work and drink beers and go to concerts, etc. Can you believe that? Can you imagine eschewing the closest bond between humans because you want to be able to get fucking beers with coworkers during the week?

That shit is common. It's not like having a few kids would prevent her and her husband from eating, or living, or clothing themselves, or being part of a community, or going to the beach. It's preventing them from selfishly using their time to just do fun, childish shit all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560647)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Heady hell

what's really weird is married women living a shrew-like urban elite lifestyle. dont people get tired of this overcommitted social life where they're "booked" every night of the week and have 3 parties on any given weekend night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560842)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

it's bizarre to me. perpetual adolescence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560889)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Concupiscible Internal Respiration



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Heady hell

are there straight males like this, or is it just a woman thing?

seems like straight males only leave the house to "socialize" in the hopes of getting their dick wet, and if they're married or in a relationship, they'd never leave the house if they didn't have to other than watching a game at a sports bar.

but i guess most "straight" "males" in mfh are a bunch of faggot homos who let their gfs/wives drag them to a neverending parade of house parties, birthday parties, going-away parties, etc



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560913)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

yeah, there are, though males tend to have a much smaller social circle. women's social circles are much much bigger, and the extent to which they feel the need to go to birthday parties (the degree to which urban 30-somethings have birthday parties every year now is ridiculous), house parties, going-away parties, etc. is odd to me. they legit refer to everyone they know and don't hate as a "friend", whereas men use the term (and act on it) much more judiciously imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560945)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Heady hell

cr. and most of these women are totally unaware of the superficiality of their relationships.

i love that pddj hates most of this shit, and we just sit in the corner and talk to each other as much as we can if we ever go to this shit.

we actually went to a b-day house party a could weeks ago, and this nearing-40 shrew jewess shows up in yoga pants 2 hrs after everyone else got there. a few minutes later, they happened to be doing toasts for the b-day girl and her BF said a few generic words and she thanked everyone for coming. and then the yoga pants shrew decided she wanted the floor and went on a 10 minute blab-fest about what a great friend the b-day girl is blah blah. then she left 5 minutes later.

pddj said, what a great friend, she came for 20 minutes and half the time she was there, she was giving some narcissistic attention-whoring speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561003)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561020)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: talented boltzmann fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35563559)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: talented boltzmann fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35563558)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: talented boltzmann fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35563536)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: onyx church building

I'd like to have non-loser kids that live well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35557684)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Lascivious brunch roast beef

Rare credited poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556754)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: razzle useless meetinghouse friendly grandma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561171)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage

as dumb as i find fundamentalist Protestant Christians i still respect them in a certain way for their commitment to (what they call) literalism. the more degrees of freedom you have in your hermeneutics, the more you wind up reading your own desires into the interpretation instead of confronting the conflict between your own desires and God's commandments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556706)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Heady hell

their supposed literalism cannot explain how the messiah somehow comes in installment plans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556714)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage

*be an Orthodox Jew*

*explain away passage in Deuteronomy saying disobedient children should be put to death via bizzare technicalities arising from dozens of layers of later interpretation whose underlying reasoning has nothing to do the reasons with why modern people find this idea offensive*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556733)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556742)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Heady hell

nonresponsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556764)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Geriatric Casino Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556774)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: avocado kink-friendly spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35564434)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: judgmental telephone garrison

What's the deal with orthodox Jews? Why do they act so different and so weird?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556740)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Heady hell

they think americans are weird for trannie bathrooms, fag marriage, 34 yo shrews taking miles of cock on tinder, etc. they're the normal ones, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556776)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

oh yeah. "AMERICANS" support this shit. No Jews whatsoever. Jews didn't start the fag tranny dyke movements. Jewesses (including one you married don't take miles of turd cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556815)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

Abby Stein (born 1991) is an American transgender activist,[1] blogger,[2] and speaker. She is the first openly transgender woman raised in a Hasidic community, and is a direct descendant of Hasidic Judaism's founder the Baal Shem Tov.[3] In 2015, she founded the first support group nationwide for trans people of Orthodox background

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_Stein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556828)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Heady hell

and she's an outcast in the ortho community

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556831)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556834)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Geriatric Casino Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556781)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: talented boltzmann fat ankles

someone dresses plainly and doesn't slurp up gc's products like a whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556791)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Heady hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556795)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

No they just invented GC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556820)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Lascivious brunch roast beef

Lol you literally couldn't have your wedding on a Saturday like a normal person because of your dumbfuck religion and you call others stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556769)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Heady hell

except our wedding was the best wedding all our guests had ever been to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556786)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: bateful corn cake theater

so you will believe literally everything someone tells you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556800)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Heady hell

there's no way any other wedding they've been to had better food and booze than we did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556810)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

how much do you think the quality of the company matters?

I see why Jews are obsessed with having tons of food at weddings. They need something to distract the guests from their TTT personalities. The only way anyone could possibly tolerate a Jewish wedding is if they get a decent free meal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556849)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Heady hell

any company is great when you've had free alcohol, idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556856)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

incorrect but as an aspie with no friends I can forgive for being clueless about social interactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556867)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: Lascivious brunch roast beef

yea and it's even better when you know you have to go to work hungover the next day because the pedo groom is in some cult that won't let him do shit on a day of the week when everyone does shit and is fine with inconveniencing dozens of people because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560286)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Heady hell

these prole goyim are going to work hungover every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560850)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

whoa, that's not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560952)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed theatre skinny woman

LOL who are these people who need free food and alcohol so badly? it literally has never occurred to me to go to a social event because the food and drink would be "free."

I recall this being the advertising pitch for Hillel in college - come hang out, we have free kosher food all the time! Who gives a fuck except fat cheapasses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561001)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Heady hell

why do prole goyim want to be at an event for 6 hours and starve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561029)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

the food is important, but the crowd is the most important thing, hands down. the best weddings i've been to universally have a young, fun, cool crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561038)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Heady hell

and the worst weddings are the ones with cash bars and where you're starving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561055)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed theatre skinny woman

Rongtime-a expert on goy wedding here-a. Can confirm no has food-ah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561147)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

the problem is that those often have bad crowds too. cool, fun, attractive people usually do things well.

but i tell you this, i'd have much, much more fun at a party with free pizzas and where i had to pay for my own beer but that had cool, attractive, fun people, than a party that had shitloads of free food and alcohol but had a bad or boring crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561170)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Heady hell

yes, i agree. good people plan good events, and shitty people plan shitty events -- huge correlation there.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561183)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

by this reasoning jew-planned events must be the shittiest by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35564307)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: harsh theater stage

ljl no one wants booze on Sunday...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560898)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

i used to hate friday weddings more than sunday weddings because of the practical need to take a day off, but as i've grown and taken on more responsibilities i think the ranking is

saturday wedding >>>>>>>>>>>>> friday wedding >>>>>>>> sunday wedding

with evening wedding >>>>>>>>>>>>>> afternoon wedding, though it's much closer on sunday bc sunday is so shitty. i actually am at the point where i hate going anywhere on sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560972)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Heady hell

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561021)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Lascivious brunch roast beef

yea, i'm sure that's what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561235)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556837)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: Lascivious brunch roast beef

it also was on a sunday which is a shitty day to have a wedding. normal people have their weddings on saturdays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560279)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Irradiated Lodge Really Tough Guy

That's just an insane thought you and have to stop saying it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35564415)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: avocado kink-friendly spot

lol you seriously think your guests preferred your wedding to their own weddings? Okay buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35564456)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: avocado kink-friendly spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35564427)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible Internal Respiration

But Jesus was literally born on December 25th. It has NOTHING to do with Winter solstice whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35556770)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: Contagious Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35558929)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Contagious Associate

Catholics literally believe they are eating the body of Christ in the form of a cracker...just LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35558953)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Heady hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35558961)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: impressive mental disorder

Oh yeah that's so weird way crazier than than cutting off pieces of infant penises and sucking the blood from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560606)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: harsh theater stage

We can’t eat pork because god doesn’t want us to! It totally isn’t a historical cultural commandment to reduce trichinosis, and as such has been rendered 100% irrelevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35560909)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed theatre skinny woman

but dat magic cloven hoof! and dem magic scales (but watch out for swordfish!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561027)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Heady hell

the pig is tricky. it has the split hoof but doesnt chew its cud!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561049)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Chrome Adventurous Locus

you can eat meat 1 hour after dairy, but the other way around you have to wait 3 hours!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561263)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Heady hell

you can eat meat immediately after dairy if you have a shot or eat something in between or brush your teeth.

the other way is 6 hours!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561295)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: bateful corn cake theater

christians are so prole for contemplating the mystery of matter endowed with divine soul and mind, while jews ponder the true mysteries, what order you should eat your food in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561478)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561495)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Heady hell

jesus havers dont contemplate anything. too stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35562121)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Contagious Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35562585)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: razzle useless meetinghouse friendly grandma

tying a string around manhattan gives jews magical powers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561189)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35561433)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: spectacular brethren

I like dbg but he always gets so owned in the threads where he bashes other religions that I wonder if it’s some self-flagelllation thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35562567)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Heady hell

i rike a dee a bee a gee, the gook pumo said with a mouth full of duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35562574)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder

(brutally pwned faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35564376)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: avocado kink-friendly spot

I can't believe this thread has gone on so long with nobody mentioning Passover.

You know that story where God murdered a bunch of kids? I believe you celebrate it every year. Well, it turns out that there's no evidence of it, no evidence that so many people spent 40 years wandering through the desert, and no evidence in Israeli archaeology that there was ever the massive influx that would have happened at the end of the wandering. Some Jews admit the whole story is flame but still keep believing in the religion, but a lot are still running flame that it actually happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35563249)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Heady hell

flame. it's real .

https://www.amazon.com/Exodus-Richard-Elliott-Friedman/dp/0062565249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35563280)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: avocado kink-friendly spot

(guy literally buying into shit as dumb as 'flood geology').

Look, you should be happy that passover is flame. If it's flame but the rest is true, then at least your God murdered fewer children than previously thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35563314)



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Date: March 8th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35564260)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: chest-beating philosopher-king pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35734135)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: free-loading mildly autistic queen of the night jap

Lol literalist Christians getting pwned by a Jew jfc absolute bottom of the hierarchy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#35734160)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: impressive mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912475&forum_id=2#36008555)