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Date: March 7th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: Brass Abusive Lettuce Headpube
The year is 1854. President Franklin Pierce has sent his Secretary of State, William L. Marcy, to Europe to negotiate the purchase of one or more Caribbean islands, which he intends to turn into additional slave states.
William L. Marcy, who proclaims that his middle name stands for LOVE, announces that the United States will annex the entire Caribbean unless the leaders of Europe can find for him a woman who satisfies his incredible LUST.
The British Prime Minister, Lord Palm-my-stones (a thinly veiled parody of Lord Palmerston), desiring to check American expansionism, begins fucking all the women in England, in the hopes of finding one who can stand a chance of satisfying the lecherous American Secretary of State.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2#35558217) |
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Date: March 7th, 2018 10:50 PM Author: Brass Abusive Lettuce Headpube
The year is 1582. The location, the Kansai region of Japan. Katsunaga is a Samurai whose lord has just been treacherously killed, leaving him a ronin, a Samurai without a master. Katsunaga wanders into a village, where he finds a young woman who is surprisingly educated in the art of war. For the rest of the film, Katsunaga and the woman discuss the art of sword fighting, though it is clearly a metaphor for sex. There is no actual sex and nobody takes their clothes off, the eroticism is from the sultry conversation and from the fact that, holy shit, there's a woman who knows a lot about swords and Samurai combat!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2#35558254) |
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Date: March 7th, 2018 11:00 PM Author: Brass Abusive Lettuce Headpube
Prester Long John, the legendary Christian king of a powerful kingdom in Asia or Africa, arrives in late medieval France, and announces that he wishes to join with the knights of France in a new Crusade that will capture the Holy Land from the Saracens. However, the Knights of France are tired from previous crusades and are not up to the challenge. Prester Long John laments the cowardice of the French, and says that because of it the Holy Land shall remain forever in infidel hands.
The wives of the French knights, acting on their strong Christian faith and desire to bring the Holy Sepulcher back under Christian rule, delay Prester Long John's departure from France by seducing him. This buys time for the Knights of France to rethink their decision, and at the end Crusaders are shown triumphantly entering Jerusalem while a choir of angels sings.
(if you don't know, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prester_John)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2#35558340) |
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Date: March 7th, 2018 11:49 PM Author: Brass Abusive Lettuce Headpube
The year is 1848. All over Europe, the people are in open rebellion, demanding that absolute monarchies be replaced by constitutional monarchies and asking their leaders for additional political and legal rights.
Gunther is a young Catholic student in an unnamed German university town. Gunther refuses to go along with the rebels - he stays loyal to the king, the nobility, and the Church. Gunther is visited by two demonic succubi who attempt to tempt him into supporting the revolution. They perform lewd sex acts on each other, and Gunther watches all of this but does not give into temptation.
Finally, Gunther summons a priest who exorcises the female demons, who are cast into Hell. Meanwhile, an army arrives, announcing it has defeated the rebels, who pathetically fled the field.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2#35558814) |
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Date: March 8th, 2018 5:23 PM Author: Brass Abusive Lettuce Headpube
It's 1847 and the USA and Mexico are at war. President James K. Poke (a parody of James K. Polk) is a lecherous pervert who holds orgies in the White House and wears his hair in a mullet. President Polk dispatches his top general, Winfield Scott, to make an amphibious assault on Mexico and then march on Mexico City.
General Scott, nicknamed "Old Fuss and Feathers" believes in gallantry, tradition, and magnificent uniforms. He bans his men from using the barbaric reformed spelling of that hippie Noah Webster - he still says centre and colour.
General Scott seizes the coastal city of Veracruz and then marches on Mexico City. He has no supply line and tells his men they will need to live off the land: so being nice to the natives is key.
Many Mexican women, unable to resist the handsome and well dressed general, throw themselves at General Scott but he refuses them all, so as to not make enemies of their husbands. One of his men rapes a Mexican woman and Scott has him court-martialed and hanged. He wins over the Mexican people who supply his army with food and do not resist his advance on CDMX, which he captures.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2#35564174) |
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Date: March 9th, 2018 4:37 PM Author: translucent medicated alpha
A gigantic fanfiction convention is being held in Seattle, Washington. Hundreds of women are attending in cosplay, mostly as their favorite MALE characters. A suite at a nearby hotel is being shared by two Harry Potter fans (dressed as Harry and Draco Malfoy), two Twilight fans (dressed as Jacob and Edward), and two Kingdom Hearts fans (twins dressed as Sora and Roxas).
The three pairs fall into an argument about whose utterly non-canonical "yaoi" pairing is superior to the others. They decide to compete by each reenacting the best sex scenes from their respective fandom communities (well, reenacting badly, since they're all women and instead do lesbian shit). To judge the contest, three male conference attendees are brought in; they are cosplaying as Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender, Beast Boy from Teen Titans, and Germany from Axis Powers Hetalia. At the end of the contest, the three judges announce that it is impossible to choose a winner, and they can only judge by having sex with each of the competitors as all of them remain in character. The scene then becomes a total orgy as the three men couple with the six women. No winner is ever actually decided on.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2#35571560) |
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