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Dating an absolute smokeshow who has been hot all their life is actually hell

The ideal is a clasically beautiful woman with an amazing bo...
smoky odious box office
  03/13/18
give me some example pics
Underhanded tanning salon coffee pot
  03/13/18
https://www.instagram.com/chelciemay/?hl=en Very few men co...
smoky odious box office
  03/13/18
UNGH
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
she's actually worse because slight butterface so she overco...
Racy Police Squad Crackhouse
  03/13/18
lmfao calling this girl a butterface is like saying elbows t...
Canary Step-uncle's House
  03/13/18
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Underhanded tanning salon coffee pot
  03/13/18
take off the face paint and camera lighting and she's a 7 fa...
Racy Police Squad Crackhouse
  03/13/18
THAT'S NOT WHAT A BUTTERFACE IS
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
relative to her body that's a butterface
Racy Police Squad Crackhouse
  03/13/18
wrong Butterface means she has a bad face compared to a g...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
i said slight bf and there's something oddly offputting abou...
Racy Police Squad Crackhouse
  03/13/18
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbkXB_NFmVj/?hl=en&taken-by=...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
idk what it is, maybe it's those eyebrows or that jokerish u...
Racy Police Squad Crackhouse
  03/13/18
she like a not as attractive candace swanepoel imo
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
wtf. her face is better than her body
chrome shrine
  03/13/18
see, this alone is strong evidence that chick isn't a butter...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
(said the neckbeard 4 with whom she would never even make ey...
Canary Step-uncle's House
  03/13/18
good one!
Racy Police Squad Crackhouse
  03/13/18
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Underhanded tanning salon coffee pot
  03/13/18
yeah jfc this girl is not at all what people mean when they ...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
cr ljl at this dogface
Stirring white internal respiration
  03/13/18
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flesh school gunner
  03/13/18
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Mind-boggling Claret School Cafeteria Nowag
  03/13/18
I think makeup and clothes contribute massively to what you'...
Underhanded tanning salon coffee pot
  03/13/18
what OP means is high maintenance girls, which I personally ...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
You like them because of how sexy they look on your arm, whi...
smoky odious box office
  03/13/18
depends on which traits -- i like some and dislike others.
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
me too
primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid
  03/13/18
180
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaADCAvFMPi/?hl=en&taken-by=...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
...
Sinister aqua water buffalo
  03/13/18
Yeah, it's terrible. They expect the world to revolve around...
Copper travel guidebook headpube
  03/13/18
I would say this behavior is actually perfectly reasonable i...
smoky odious box office
  03/13/18
FYI, they usually give nothing.
Copper travel guidebook headpube
  03/13/18
gonna leave this here for you OP http://www.xoxohth.com/t...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
good thing no one on xo will ever have this problem
aphrodisiac parlor
  03/13/18
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primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid
  03/13/18
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bateful gold church
  03/13/18
(asian)
galvanic slimy alpha national
  03/13/18
thoughts&prayers
poppy thriller twinkling uncleanness
  03/13/18
LOL @ this cuck mindset. TINTCROP
Spectacular dilemma
  03/13/18
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primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid
  03/13/18
CRRRRRRRRRRR OP is clearly a MAF NOWAG gook so it's under...
galvanic slimy alpha national
  03/13/18
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passionate rambunctious meetinghouse candlestick maker
  03/13/18
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flesh school gunner
  03/13/18
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vermilion exhilarant multi-billionaire
  03/13/18
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Chartreuse Idiotic Puppy
  03/13/18
you fucking melvins do realize hot chicks in general are mor...
primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid
  03/13/18
given how many fat and dumpy girls we have in America, I'll ...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
bro these Melvin's have psychological issues they need to wo...
primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid
  03/13/18
this account is the indian guy who pretends to be a black gu...
Razzmatazz Snowy Sanctuary Place Of Business
  03/13/18
The key to dating these kind of women (and keeping them) is ...
Razzle Stag Film Mother
  03/13/18
dominating them in the bedroom and then not taking their shi...
primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid
  03/13/18
LOL @ this post coming from JJC. "ret me terr you da ke...
Spectacular dilemma
  03/13/18
LOLLLLLLLLLL cot DAMN! why does that fucking clitdick gook J...
galvanic slimy alpha national
  03/13/18
CRRR
Spectacular dilemma
  03/13/18
...
galvanic slimy alpha national
  03/13/18
lmao great subthread
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
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balding turquoise depressive private investor
  03/13/18
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Apoplectic generalized bond queen of the night
  03/13/18
reminds me of a time i was walking in adams morgan with a gi...
Titillating telephone keepsake machete
  03/13/18
i mean, isn't this is preferable to being out with a dumpy c...
Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy
  03/13/18
...
primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid
  03/13/18
Hm. Yes.
Titillating telephone keepsake machete
  03/13/18
I think nyuug should come share his wisdom on this subject.
passionate rambunctious meetinghouse candlestick maker
  03/13/18
I know, right? Other little annoying things in my life inclu...
Chest-beating Address Feces
  03/13/18


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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: smoky odious box office

The ideal is a clasically beautiful woman with an amazing body that she doesn't shamelessly flaunt. Some of these hotties dress like they're looking for cock that very moment - I can't imagine going out with a girl like that on a long-term basis and dealing w/ all the attention she gets from other men everywhere you go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596548)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Underhanded tanning salon coffee pot

give me some example pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596557)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: smoky odious box office

https://www.instagram.com/chelciemay/?hl=en

Very few men could ever feel completely secure in a relationship with someone who looks like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596561)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

UNGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596574)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Racy Police Squad Crackhouse

she's actually worse because slight butterface so she overcompensates with a more overt sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596580)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Canary Step-uncle's House

lmfao calling this girl a butterface is like saying elbows too pointy

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596589)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Underhanded tanning salon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596597)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Racy Police Squad Crackhouse

take off the face paint and camera lighting and she's a 7 face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596598)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

THAT'S NOT WHAT A BUTTERFACE IS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596602)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Racy Police Squad Crackhouse

relative to her body that's a butterface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596607)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

wrong

Butterface means she has a bad face compared to a good or better body.

It doesn't mean her face is relatively worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596610)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Racy Police Squad Crackhouse

i said slight bf and there's something oddly offputting about it imo and that alone given her outstanding body makes her a butterface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596630)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbkXB_NFmVj/?hl=en&taken-by=chelciemay

this girl does not have a 10 face by any means, but at worst her face is above average.

there is no such thing as a slight butterface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596646)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Racy Police Squad Crackhouse

idk what it is, maybe it's those eyebrows or that jokerish upturn at the corner of her mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596661)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

she like a not as attractive candace swanepoel imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596668)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: chrome shrine

wtf. her face is better than her body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596750)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

see, this alone is strong evidence that chick isn't a butterface.

a butterface is someone with a downright unattractive face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596763)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Canary Step-uncle's House

(said the neckbeard 4 with whom she would never even make eye contact)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596603)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Racy Police Squad Crackhouse

good one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596613)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Underhanded tanning salon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596608)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

yeah jfc this girl is not at all what people mean when they say butterface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596600)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Stirring white internal respiration

cr ljl at this dogface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596616)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: flesh school gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597856)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Claret School Cafeteria Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597937)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Underhanded tanning salon coffee pot

I think makeup and clothes contribute massively to what you're talking about in the OP. The issue isn't hot girls it's ones that know they're hot and do everything in their power to emphasize it. A girl who has the exact same body shape, bone structure, eye color, and hair but dresses differently and puts no effort into her makeup is going to appear much differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596595)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

what OP means is high maintenance girls, which I personally love. i like girls who flaunt their looks and present really well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596609)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: smoky odious box office

You like them because of how sexy they look on your arm, which is indisputably awesome and ego-affirming, but not because of the traits they possess from which this behavior originates.

It's great for a few dates and then you realize she's getting hundreds of propositions from men every week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596642)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

depends on which traits -- i like some and dislike others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596647)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596919)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596945)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaADCAvFMPi/?hl=en&taken-by=chelciemay

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ1egTaBF7D/?hl=en&taken-by=chelciemay

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfOxj73lKcW/?hl=en&taken-by=chelciemay

damnnnn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596704)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Sinister aqua water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596569)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Copper travel guidebook headpube

Yeah, it's terrible. They expect the world to revolve around them. They expect constant catering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596655)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: smoky odious box office

I would say this behavior is actually perfectly reasonable if they give as much to their partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596667)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Copper travel guidebook headpube

FYI, they usually give nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596724)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

gonna leave this here for you OP

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823261&mc=189&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596698)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlor

good thing no one on xo will ever have this problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596733)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596928)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: bateful gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596989)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: galvanic slimy alpha national

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597101)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: poppy thriller twinkling uncleanness

thoughts&prayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596740)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma

LOL @ this cuck mindset. TINTCROP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596742)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596932)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: galvanic slimy alpha national

CRRRRRRRRRRR

OP is clearly a MAF NOWAG gook so it's understandable every hot girl he's dated (hint: a couple of 3's and a 4.5 who felt bad for him) has taken CHAD cock on the side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597091)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: passionate rambunctious meetinghouse candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597115)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: flesh school gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597888)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: vermilion exhilarant multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35598309)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse Idiotic Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35600324)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid

you fucking melvins do realize hot chicks in general are more pleasant to be around than mediocre chicks that "can have intelligent conversations".

hot chicks make the most out of their hotness as already stated. being high maintenance in terms of upkeep should be lauded not derided, but you fucking know-nothing Melvins have no clue. Further, you Melvin's have no concept of make-up. The mediocre chicks like Mila Kunis and Emma Watson that you queers pine over for wearing little to no make-up have effectively pulled the wool over your eyes. These bitches are caked in make-up the color choice and the way it's contoured gives it the appearance of being slight in contrast with naturally hot chicks who boldly emphasis their hot ass features

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35596990)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

given how many fat and dumpy girls we have in America, I'll never understand guys who argue against high maintenance chicks.

we want MOAR competition on looks, not less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597010)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid

bro these Melvin's have psychological issues they need to work out with themselves. These are the same faggots that introduced the meme of "classy a cups"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597027)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Snowy Sanctuary Place Of Business

this account is the indian guy who pretends to be a black guy who posts pictures of chunky, manly tinder sluts all the time, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35598640)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Razzle Stag Film Mother

The key to dating these kind of women (and keeping them) is dominating them in the bedroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597038)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid

dominating them in the bedroom and then not taking their shit outside the bedroom. it's still no guarantee but it's a better strategy than cucking yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597046)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma

LOL @ this post coming from JJC. "ret me terr you da key..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597081)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: galvanic slimy alpha national

LOLLLLLLLLLL cot DAMN! why does that fucking clitdick gook JJC think he can get away talking bullshit like that with alphas like you and me up on this bort??? terribly embarrassing for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597098)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Spectacular dilemma

CRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597104)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: galvanic slimy alpha national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597111)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

lmao great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597128)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: balding turquoise depressive private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35598345)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic generalized bond queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35600335)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Titillating telephone keepsake machete

reminds me of a time i was walking in adams morgan with a girl i was dating. the weather was great, she was dressed sluttily, and there were a lot of young guys on their porches yelling, "woo! way to go man!" as we walked by.

on the one hand, it feels good. but then you have to deal with them getting hit on all the time when you leave to use the bathroom at a bar, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597044)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Carnelian internet-worthy ticket booth really tough guy

i mean, isn't this is preferable to being out with a dumpy chick that guys won't look at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597082)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: primrose fighting pisswyrm hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597112)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Titillating telephone keepsake machete

Hm.

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35599644)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: passionate rambunctious meetinghouse candlestick maker

I think nyuug should come share his wisdom on this subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597126)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating Address Feces

I know, right? Other little annoying things in my life include having a huge cock (jeans never comfortable); having too much cash (people always bugging me); and having a full and glorious head of hair (need to brush it every day - what a hassle)!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917514&forum_id=2#35597922)