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ITT poasters share their stories about getting cuties DICK DRUNK

I expect AT LEAST 500 poasts in this thread
Trip national
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I don't know what dick drunk is but I once didn't jerk off f...
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damn daddy where are you
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College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was do...
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LOL at being DICK DRUNK where she can turn around and speak ...
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You still are, a poaster of record
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Does peterman count as a cutie
Titillating Burgundy Associate
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First hand experiences only, no hearsay
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93. No stories of actual DICK DRUNKENNESS but I have gotten ...
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Describe. We need to develop some DIFFERENTIANTAL CRITERIA.
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One of them was an old ex, I was back in my hometown and I b...
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Sounds ALCOHOL INTOXICATED
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A little, but the coke and sweating had sobered us both up, ...
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It was a bottle of vodka or whisky, was not it?
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nah it was like 3 rum n cokes each which I mixed super weak ...
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Here is your answer.
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don't see how, we'd had one drink each and a bump of coke fo...
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It just seems you are describing a different situation. I m...
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that's fair. Was probably just a good DICK BUZZ. I'll find s...
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Absent any further discussion, I am assuming it's just DICK ...
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SUMMON: maniac bumping his own thread 255 times
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What do you want?
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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Trip national

I expect AT LEAST 500 poasts in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621351)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: floppy internet-worthy temple

I don't know what dick drunk is but I once didn't jerk off for a few weeks then hooked up with a girl who said she was on her period, but would blow me ... 4 minutes later or so my dick explodes like the Challenger inside her mouth and she started to gag and cough because she swallowed yet more cum came, and then it filled her small mouth and cheeks and she had to open her lips so it spilled out all over her lips and chin and thighs and the front of her shirt and there was just cum EVERYWHERE

that to me is drunk off dick

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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Claret piazza telephone



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Date: March 16th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Trip national

Perhaps it would help that I explained to poasters what DICK DRUNK means. After that, they can recall their stories of getting cuties DICK DRUNK.

It works like this. You have sex with a girl. The girl gets out of bed, but her legs just fold under her, so she sits against the wall and says things like, OH MY GAUD, OH SHIT, and presses her knees against her chest. Or a girl, still in bed, says something like, CAN YOU GET ME A GLASS OF WATER I THINK I AM GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK, and you bring her a glass of water, she takes it, but her arm makes a sharp, uncontrolled movement, and she spills most of it, and says, OH SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK, and then lies flat on the bed and says, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, HOLLLY SHIT, for a considerable length of time.

Stories like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35621451)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:17 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: clear fat ankles

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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:49 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:23 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:24 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: puce racy clown location

College : girlfriend (petite Nordic) had early class, was done, got back to dorm and spent the afternoon teasing herself (and texting me about it) -Once I got free and over there, she rejected any foreplay and asked for IMMEDIATE penetration. We fucked doggy-style, she had back to back orgasms. Afterward, she tried to walk to the bathroom. She turned to me, her face flushed red, and blonde hair mussed, and said with a smile and a giggle that she couldn't walk straight at all.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35622086)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Trip national

LOL at being DICK DRUNK where she can turn around and speak in coherent sentences. More like DICK BUZZED, but better than nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35622104)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Trip national

You still are, a poaster of record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35622139)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:36 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Titillating Burgundy Associate

Does peterman count as a cutie

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Trip national

First hand experiences only, no hearsay

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Date: March 16th, 2018 7:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:33 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 8:35 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:19 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:19 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:30 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:36 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:39 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 10:42 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:08 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:25 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: Sepia excitant round eye haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35623809)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: Trip national

66

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Date: March 17th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: Trip national

67

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Laughsome legal warrant hunting ground

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35624495)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:26 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:28 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2018 1:58 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 17th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 17th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 17th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 17th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Talented new version



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Date: March 18th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:29 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:30 AM
Author: Sepia excitant round eye haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630010)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 4:48 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: hilarious naked halford pit

93. No stories of actual DICK DRUNKENNESS but I have gotten a few broads COCK TIPSY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630559)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Trip national

Describe. We need to develop some DIFFERENTIANTAL CRITERIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630572)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: hilarious naked halford pit

One of them was an old ex, I was back in my hometown and I bought her lunch which led to 24+ hours of drinking, fucking, and coke. First time I got a bit of the old cocaine numbness and fucked her for 4 hours (last 2 I just pulled off the rubber) with just breaks to drink and piss. Finally got bored and came all over her face, chest, stomach, legs, etc. Her stumbling into the bathroom absolutely drenched in cum is one of my fondest memories. Took off in the morning without even getting my shirt (she was sleeping in it.) Venmo'd her for the price of the shirt later, haven't seen her since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630644)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Trip national

Sounds ALCOHOL INTOXICATED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631690)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: hilarious naked halford pit

A little, but the coke and sweating had sobered us both up, until I finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631698)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Trip national

It was a bottle of vodka or whisky, was not it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631808)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: hilarious naked halford pit

nah it was like 3 rum n cokes each which I mixed super weak because I was planning on driving home and she weighs like 95lbs and passes out easy (even on coke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631818)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Trip national

Here is your answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631843)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: hilarious naked halford pit

don't see how, we'd had one drink each and a bump of coke for this session. 4 hours definitely cancels out a half shot of rum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35631858)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Trip national

It just seems you are describing a different situation. I mean, "Great! Awesome!", but a different situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35632158)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: hilarious naked halford pit

that's fair. Was probably just a good DICK BUZZ. I'll find some 16-year old to get PROPER DRUNK and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35633057)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Trip national

Absent any further discussion, I am assuming it's just DICK BUZZED, as described above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35630611)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Trip national

98

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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Trip national

108

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Date: March 19th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 19th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 19th, 2018 2:45 AM
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Date: March 19th, 2018 2:56 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 20th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Sepia excitant round eye haunted graveyard



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:31 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Trip national

124

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: hilarious naked halford pit

SUMMON: maniac bumping his own thread 255 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35661137)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Trip national

What do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35667045)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Trip national



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:18 AM
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: boyish lavender parlor



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: boyish lavender parlor



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:28 AM
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:33 AM
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 12:35 AM
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Opaque Field

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Trip national



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 24th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Talented new version



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Sepia excitant round eye haunted graveyard



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Trip national



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 26th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 28th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Trip national

157

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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: pontificating resort degenerate

second date with hostess i was seeing, petite brunette with 32ds, for some odd reason really got off on my dick and was screaming her head off during sex, had an orgasm where her pussy literally contracted around my dick for like 2 minutes. Anyway towards the end i was about to pull out but she looked up at me and said, “no please”.

i was like, what do you mean? you told me you’re not on the pill.

she just repeated, please please over and over again until i lost it.

the next day she kept texting me about how she kept falling down at work bc her legs were so wobbly, and how my sperm kept leaking out of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711099)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Trip national

Bumping vindicated.

An actual case of another XOXO poaster getting a chick DICK DRUNK.

Congrats.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3920695&forum_id=2#35711166)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 28th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 29th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 30th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: March 31st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: Trip national

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Date: April 10th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Trip national

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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Trip national

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