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BAM: Youre hired by your rival college team as its AD. How do u ruin it?

You can’t immediately just fire the succsssful coaches or yo...
Marvelous Pit
  03/17/18
I’d count my blessings and try to last as long as possible
Irradiated National Giraffe
  03/17/18
The key here is to do both.
Marvelous Pit
  03/17/18
1) Commit petty NCAA player compensation violations, like ho...
infuriating lay internal respiration
  03/17/18
That may cause a few slaps on the wrist, but I’m looking for...
Marvelous Pit
  03/17/18
my rival college team IS tOSU and none of this worked the fi...
Contagious school
  03/17/18
Get your daughter raped by several players
Soul-stirring territorial lettuce rehab
  03/17/18
Then conspire w the coaches to cover up the rape, and any ot...
Marvelous Pit
  03/17/18
Recruit based on social justice rather than talent. Will be ...
diverse sticky blood rage
  03/17/18
No, recruit aggressively on merit, but only for the teams th...
sadistic boyish market
  03/18/18
Encourage anthem kneeling and require white players to submi...
razzmatazz slate principal's office
  03/17/18
make the players pick real majors and go to class
startled personal credit line kitchen
  03/17/18
That’d be too obvious and you’d probably be run out of town ...
Marvelous Pit
  03/17/18
Hire Tony Bennett
Hot therapy
  03/17/18
...
Marvelous Pit
  03/19/18
Just do whatever UCLA does
Laughsome pearly spot rigpig
  03/19/18
Build a whole city of distractions and nubile starlet pussy?
Cobalt multi-colored depressive
  03/19/18
Beef up the COMPLIANCE department and enforce the NCAA rules...
Cobalt multi-colored depressive
  03/19/18


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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Pit

You can’t immediately just fire the succsssful coaches or you will be fired too quickly to cause long term damage. What’s your play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628195)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Irradiated National Giraffe

I’d count my blessings and try to last as long as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628203)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Pit

The key here is to do both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628207)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: infuriating lay internal respiration

1) Commit petty NCAA player compensation violations, like hooking athletes up with free tattoos from a local parlor, strip club lapdances, and free restaurant meals.

2) Extensively document said violations. They literally carry the tattoos with them and they'll be dumb enough to social media the strip clubs and restaurants.

3) Leak it all to the press anonymously.

4) Conduct a toxic witch hunt to find the leakers and the dastardly fiend violating NCAA rules. Frame coaches that nobody cares about, e.g. the strength trainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628211)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Pit

That may cause a few slaps on the wrist, but I’m looking for long term devastation.

My plan would be to wait until the football or basketball coach has one good season, which you know is a fluke , then lock them into an insane contract that you can’t get out of. Slowly bankrupt the program as u deal w high salary and dwindling sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628232)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Contagious school

my rival college team IS tOSU and none of this worked the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628488)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial lettuce rehab

Get your daughter raped by several players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628237)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Pit

Then conspire w the coaches to cover up the rape, and any other rapes, continue to support the coach. Keep it quiet for like 7 years then leak it all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628246)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: diverse sticky blood rage

Recruit based on social justice rather than talent. Will be praised for it but the program will turn to shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628248)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: sadistic boyish market

No, recruit aggressively on merit, but only for the teams that exist b/c of Title IX. Get the university to back you as promote women in sports while neglecting Men's Bball and Football.

That's a start, at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35630421)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz slate principal's office

Encourage anthem kneeling and require white players to submit to racial sensitivity training.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628252)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: startled personal credit line kitchen

make the players pick real majors and go to class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628260)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Pit

That’d be too obvious and you’d probably be run out of town on a rail in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628264)



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Date: March 17th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Hot therapy

Hire Tony Bennett

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35628273)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637571)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Laughsome pearly spot rigpig

Just do whatever UCLA does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637573)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Cobalt multi-colored depressive

Build a whole city of distractions and nubile starlet pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637740)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Cobalt multi-colored depressive

Beef up the COMPLIANCE department and enforce the NCAA rules to the letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3921633&forum_id=2#35637739)