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Just settled a case for $50,000 with a picture of my client's penis (CSLG)

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway...
appetizing parlor
  03/19/18
tfw no bruised penis client why live?
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
lol
curious nighttime area jap
  03/19/18
180
metal filthpig rigpig
  03/19/18
180. DESCRIBE the penis
adventurous immigrant people who are hurt
  03/19/18
CR. highly relevant to the merit of the claim
vibrant native
  03/19/18
cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, al...
adventurous immigrant people who are hurt
  03/19/18
was expecting flame.
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  03/19/18
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fiercely-loyal fluffy plaza
  03/19/18
Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date o...
appetizing parlor
  03/19/18
you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!
adventurous immigrant people who are hurt
  03/19/18
I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the...
appetizing parlor
  03/19/18
if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year...
adventurous immigrant people who are hurt
  03/19/18
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vibrant native
  03/19/18
TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life chan...
motley lay main people
  03/19/18
My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self emplo...
appetizing parlor
  03/19/18
Devastating.
vibrant native
  03/19/18
This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.
motley lay main people
  03/19/18
...
adventurous immigrant people who are hurt
  03/19/18
pwned
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  03/19/18
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D-D-D-DICK SMASH
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
amazing subthread.
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"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section sy...
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
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vibrant native
  03/19/18
u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?
aggressive chrome alpha
  03/19/18
(low iq gook)
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  03/20/18
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curious nighttime area jap
  03/19/18
FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.
Odious pink space fanboi
  03/19/18
Where? Mercury? I left that in.
appetizing parlor
  03/19/18
Oh okay, nevermind then
Odious pink space fanboi
  03/19/18
I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep...
haunting galvanic shrine
  03/19/18
1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was t...
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  03/19/18
wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastroph...
Slippery Gas Station Macaca
  03/19/18
He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical reco...
appetizing parlor
  03/19/18
so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis ...
haunting galvanic shrine
  03/19/18
yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.
yapping locus round eye
  03/19/18
if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?
adventurous immigrant people who are hurt
  03/19/18
What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres s...
yapping locus round eye
  03/19/18
50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or ar...
vigorous tanning salon gunner
  03/19/18
I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.
appetizing parlor
  03/19/18
lmao
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  03/19/18
On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a pa...
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  03/19/18
letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED
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  03/19/18
I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damag...
Odious pink space fanboi
  03/19/18
Woodland Hills is 180
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Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.
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In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending ph...
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  03/19/18
or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pic...
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
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  03/19/18
$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?
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  03/19/18
(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)
haunting galvanic shrine
  03/19/18
Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his...
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  03/19/18
He should answer this question tho
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  03/19/18
ungh?
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  03/19/18
I have a dick and a hammer. Let's talk.
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  03/19/18
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  04/11/18
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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: appetizing parlor

Client was on a motorcycle and was sideswiped on the freeway. His body (including penis) was hit by a passing car and had a large bruise on it. I sent the photo of his bruised penis and a policy limits demand to the insurance company ten days ago (no medical bills or records). I just got a check in the mail for $50,000 limits along with a release and dec page. Client had no treatment besides ER with Medi-cal. He will net about 33k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640090)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Anal smoky sanctuary cuckoldry

tfw no bruised penis client

why live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642455)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: curious nighttime area jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640091)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: curious nighttime area jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640093)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: metal filthpig rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640098)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt

180. DESCRIBE the penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640099)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: vibrant native

CR.

highly relevant to the merit of the claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640120)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt

cslg pls poast pic of redacted check & demand letter, along with the cock pic -- w face redacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640126)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Overrated organic girlfriend

was expecting flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640101)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Excitant Maroon Mood Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640110)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal fluffy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640122)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: appetizing parlor

Here is the check: https://imgur.com/a/yxBk6 (look at date of loss vs. date check was issued. Was only a few weeks).

Here is the demand language:

On February 23, 2018 your insured, REDACTED made an unsafe lane change and struck our client, REDACTED. Mr. REDACTED attempted to avoid the collision but was unable to. The impact caused him to lose control and collide with another vehicle. Mr. REDACTED’s body struck the asphalt violently. The California Highway Patrol arrived at the scene and took statements from all the parties. The CHP report places your insured at fault for violating VC21658(a). Liability is obvious. Immediately after the incident, Mr. REDACTED was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai hospital. His complaints were pain to his neck, back, testicles, penis, left hip, pelvis, abdomen, left elbow, and left humerus. He also had bruises and cuts all over his body. The injuries he has suffered have been life change.

While his neck, pelvis, hip, abdomen, elbow, and back pain have severe pain, his penis injury is catastrophic. During the accident, his penis was crushed and the majority of it was covered in bruises. He has not been able to have sex, has pain urinating, and feels constant pain in his penis. He is scheduled to see a urologist to determine the extent of the damage to his penis. He has been depressed, nervous about the functionality of his penis, and concerned about his ability to have children in the future. Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.

Based on the foregoing, our client has authorized the undersigned to resolve this matter for your insured’s entire policy limits for REDACTED. Because of the nature of our client’s injury, there is significant exposure to your insured. We believe if this case went to trial it could be a seven-figure verdict. Failure to tender the limits puts your insured at risk of an excess judgment and exposes Mercury to an assignable bad-faith claim. As a condition of our demand we require that the following conditions are met:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640124)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt

you forgot to poast the REDACTED COCK PIC, foo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640131)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: appetizing parlor

I can't do that man. I'm not posting a client's penis on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640136)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt

if u do, you might steal MPM away from Charles XII this year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640139)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: vibrant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640157)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: motley lay main people

TYPO: "The injuries he has suffered have been life change."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640144)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: appetizing parlor

My partner is going to write me up... oh wait I'm self employed and no one cares about these things in PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640160)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: vibrant native

Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640168)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: motley lay main people

This is bigger than you. This is about the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640172)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640182)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac maize becky school

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640185)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: indigo gaping set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640188)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: haunting galvanic shrine

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640192)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Know-it-all Liquid Oxygen

goddamn wordlstar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640196)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: curious nighttime area jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640220)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Slippery Gas Station Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640236)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: mauve institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640260)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: self-centered kitchen karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640277)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: yapping locus round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640400)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Crystalline startled genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640413)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Crystalline startled genital piercing

D-D-D-DICK SMASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640416)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Azure spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640427)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Overrated organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640587)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Talented sepia associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640765)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: aggressive chrome alpha

amazing subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641864)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: onyx laughsome den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642499)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: big carmine faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642532)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Thirsty pistol whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt

"VC21658(a)" is atrocious, too. missing section symbol. vehicle code not spelled out, "subdivision (a)" not spelled out, etc.

CSLG wouldn't survive a week at my firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640195)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: hateful temple love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640246)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: vibrant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640256)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: aggressive chrome alpha

u mad @ calishitlawguru STYLING on your jew ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35641895)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt

(low iq gook)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35645761)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: curious nighttime area jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640150)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Odious pink space fanboi

FYI--I think you missed a redaction in there at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640251)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: appetizing parlor

Where? Mercury? I left that in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640269)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Odious pink space fanboi

Oh okay, nevermind then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640290)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: haunting galvanic shrine

I need a weekly digest of your huge settlements, i cant keep up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640191)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Stag Film

1800. Are your demand letters normally this short, or was this only because damages were obviously in excess of the limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640265)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Slippery Gas Station Macaca

wait, why would your client settle for $50k for a catastrophic penis injury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640271)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: appetizing parlor

He had a bruise on his penis man. There were no medical records when I sent that and they didn't want to take the risk. Had I waited another month and his penis bruise went away, case may have been worth very little. I'm sure you can connect the dots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: haunting galvanic shrine

so they want to settle quick in case it turns out his penis doesn't work any more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640300)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: yapping locus round eye

yeah man. Thats like a million bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt

if the policy is 50k, where is he gonna get 1m from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640602)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: yapping locus round eye

What? I mean, obviously $1 million is case value if theres such coverage! Doesn't really need to be said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640908)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: vigorous tanning salon gunner

50k for your Dick not working anymore? That seems low. Or are you being loose w the truth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640297)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: appetizing parlor

I'm a good creative writer if that's what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640305)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac maize becky school

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640380)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: motley lay main people

On the next motorcycle dick injury case, maybe throw in a paragraph about fear of cuckoldry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640391)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac maize becky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640583)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: haunting galvanic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640597)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: adventurous immigrant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640608)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Charcoal Garrison Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819282)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Rose menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Crystalline startled genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640463)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: haunting galvanic shrine

letter says he is NERVOUS and CONCERNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Odious pink space fanboi

I don't think he ever actually says there is permanent damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640367)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: buff hairraiser location

Woodland Hills is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640393)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: appetizing parlor

Woodland Hills native here. Love this city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642134)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Bisexual milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640405)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: brilliant territorial site

In theory, could an unscrupulous lawyer go around sending phony demand letters to food companies alleging that their clients (who are their friends) were injured after eating a screw or glass shard in the food, along with some photo of a screw and some stage blood?

What stops out of work and desperate Cooley grads from doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640429)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: motley lay main people

or perhaps spamming insurance companies with random dick pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640447)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: obsidian apoplectic telephone

Ea$y $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640501)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: brilliant territorial site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640522)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Crystalline startled genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640526)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Drunken office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640535)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac maize becky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Azure spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640633)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Talented sepia associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640770)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: Violet sound barrier

i have a buddy who started doing this recently and he is literally printing money now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642481)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Ivory Stirring Dilemma Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819125)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Frum Meetinghouse Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819142)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: godawful rigor digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819279)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Charcoal Garrison Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819285)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Azure spot

Should have mentioned his potential loss of earnings from his lucrative career in the IFNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640442)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: Crystalline startled genital piercing

Some insurance adjuster coming into work on a Wednesday and reading, “Attached with this demand are photographs of the injury to his penis.”

*looks at penis pic*

“Cut a check, Janet!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640446)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Stubborn Abode

(Comedian on a Carnival Cruise ship)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640551)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: bateful yellow state queen of the night

$50k seems a bit low for a crushed penis, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640478)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: haunting galvanic shrine

(Insurance co that just coughed up 50k for a dick bruise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640507)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed chest-beating pit

Did you have to have him put a note in the pic that said his name and date or was it just a stock photo your firm uses in situations like this where the client doesnt treat? Just kidding--great job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640517)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Crystalline startled genital piercing

He should answer this question tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640531)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Citrine nibblets

ungh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35640926)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: spectacular mewling goal in life

I have a dick and a hammer.

Let's talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35642591)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Snowy demanding stage

"Client's only treatment has been personal massage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819107)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: Plum deranged property turdskin

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923095&forum_id=2#35819246)