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burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
how many years did you slave in biglaw? happy with your path...
Histrionic Black Old Irish Cottage Church Building
  03/20/18
~6 years total, did an in house stint in between firms as we...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
i thought all lawyers were miserable
Histrionic Black Old Irish Cottage Church Building
  03/20/18
There are like 1.3M+ lawyers in the US so at least a handful...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
apparently they all poast, too.
Histrionic Black Old Irish Cottage Church Building
  03/20/18
(guy new to xoxohth wondering why people are all so happy he...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
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mahogany library
  03/20/18
comp? workload?
Vigorous filthpig
  03/20/18
~500 I check/respond to email a good amount but actual wo...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
you must be really senior to make 500K in house. you must re...
Vigorous filthpig
  03/20/18
Tbf I work in SF/SV where it's not that uncommon, and still ...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
500k jfc. are you a GC? size of company?
Vibrant jap address
  03/20/18
At various times I've been middle manager in bigtech, senior...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
Congrats, you are in the top 1% of earners in the U.S. and w...
odious disgusting hairy legs location
  02/06/19
Should I complete this auditors request for the status of li...
Mauve slap-happy roast beef home
  03/20/18
Never do anything that outside counsel can do, if you arent ...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
Lol give it to outside counsel.
laughsome cyan hominid site
  03/20/18
How many total lawyers in your company?
Brilliant Senate Private Investor
  03/20/18
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Brilliant Senate Private Investor
  03/20/18
Sorry, going to leave current company size vague, but I've b...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
I'm stuck at a $250k/year in-house gig with only 1 year Bigl...
Glittery zombie-like roommate
  03/20/18
Years of xp? 250k is pretty good for 1 year biglaw I thi...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
~6 years total experience.
Glittery zombie-like roommate
  03/20/18
Already in tech. I can already get the jobs at the compa...
Glittery zombie-like roommate
  03/20/18
Hours per week?
mahogany library
  03/20/18
<40 unless there's a crisis
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
jfc I'm doing this wrong.
mahogany library
  03/20/18
Big law practice group? Did that matter? First in house g...
Iridescent stead
  03/20/18
Yes. Tech trans/licensing, tax, emerging growth corporate, a...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
I meant what was your first in house gig?
Iridescent stead
  03/20/18
How would a chill senior associate you had never met or work...
alcoholic hairraiser station
  03/20/18
1. Already doing work for someone I know and trust 2. Kn...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/20/18
Got some more free time if anyone has q's
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/23/18
Penis / cock size. (real numbers, not internet nuymbers).
Glittery zombie-like roommate
  03/23/18
Why is it "penis / cock"? somewhere between 5.5...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  03/23/18
180 exchange
Disrespectful box office people who are hurt
  02/06/19
bump if anyone has any q's
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  01/07/19
If I fly out there from dc can I give you head?
sienna orchestra pit
  01/07/19
a/s/l?
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  01/07/19
40/M/DC suburbs
sienna orchestra pit
  01/07/19
if you can change that to 18/F then yes
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  01/07/19
(Homophobe)
sienna orchestra pit
  01/07/19
Do u ever wfh
Brilliant Senate Private Investor
  01/07/19
I'm WFH right now. No set WFH schedule, but other than in pe...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  01/07/19
Do you wish you were closer to the action of what your compa...
sinister turdskin
  01/07/19
Sometimes but generally no. I think a lot of lawyers overfet...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  01/07/19
Happy new year! Another year, same old saving up for the ...
laughsome cyan hominid site
  01/07/19
Around for a bit if anyone has questions. Saw there was a bi...
burgundy cuckoldry stag film
  01/30/19


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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646112)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Histrionic Black Old Irish Cottage Church Building

how many years did you slave in biglaw? happy with your path in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646115)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

~6 years total, did an in house stint in between firms as well

I'm probably as happy as anyone who isnt a rockstar/MLB player/xo pumo can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646125)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Histrionic Black Old Irish Cottage Church Building

i thought all lawyers were miserable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646172)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

There are like 1.3M+ lawyers in the US so at least a handful have to be happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Black Old Irish Cottage Church Building

apparently they all poast, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646180)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

(guy new to xoxohth wondering why people are all so happy here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646185)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: mahogany library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646599)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Vigorous filthpig

comp? workload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646117)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

~500

I check/respond to email a good amount but actual work varies.

The vast majority of time I put in a few hours a day, during crises I am putting out fires and shit til late night/weekends/whatever. Thankfully the crises are few and far between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646131)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Vigorous filthpig

you must be really senior to make 500K in house. you must report directly to the GC right? chances of making GC in a F500 and copping millions in executive pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646139)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Tbf I work in SF/SV where it's not that uncommon, and still isnt enough to buy a really nice home

The main routes to making that in SF/SV are 1. GC 2. be at a startup that hits it, or 3. senior counsel/AGC+ in bigtech with lots of RSUs

0 chance i'll make (or want to be) a random F500 GC. one guy i know is GC of a trash company, probably makes a million but LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646166)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Vibrant jap address

500k jfc. are you a GC? size of company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646601)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

At various times I've been middle manager in bigtech, senior manager/exec in middle tech, GC at smalltech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646812)



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Date: February 6th, 2019 10:00 AM
Author: odious disgusting hairy legs location

Congrats, you are in the top 1% of earners in the U.S. and world.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2019-02-04/a-global-guide-to-what-it-means-to-be-part-of-the-1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37735199)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Mauve slap-happy roast beef home

Should I complete this auditors request for the status of litigation matters or farm it out to outside counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646121)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Never do anything that outside counsel can do, if you arent learning/getting anything out of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646135)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: laughsome cyan hominid site

Lol give it to outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646596)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Brilliant Senate Private Investor

How many total lawyers in your company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646373)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Brilliant Senate Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647177)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Sorry, going to leave current company size vague, but I've been the sole lawyer, one of 10-50, and one of 100+ at various points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647201)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Glittery zombie-like roommate

I'm stuck at a $250k/year in-house gig with only 1 year Biglaw experience. At the moment, recruiters only bring me jobs paying about the same or less.

How do I jump to $500k territory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646613)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Years of xp? 250k is pretty good for 1 year biglaw

I think as a non GC you can pretty much only make 500k+ in tech or finance (maybe oil/gas, not sure), so if all you care about is money then you should aim for one of those industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646830)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Glittery zombie-like roommate

~6 years total experience.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647121)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery zombie-like roommate

Already in tech.

I can already get the jobs at the companies that pay $500k, but only at the level where they pay $250k -- which i'm already making. And right now my job is more 180 than those jobs.

I think I'll hold off and get more experience under my belt before jumping to BigTech.

Or maybe just go solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647150)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: mahogany library

Hours per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646700)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

<40 unless there's a crisis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646850)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: mahogany library

jfc I'm doing this wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646865)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Iridescent stead

Big law practice group? Did that matter?

First in house gig?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35646891)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Yes. Tech trans/licensing, tax, emerging growth corporate, and a couple of others will get in house far faster than the rest.

No, see above. I've had a few in house gigs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647114)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Iridescent stead

I meant what was your first in house gig?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647128)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: alcoholic hairraiser station

How would a chill senior associate you had never met or worked with before best go about getting on your list to send work to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647009)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

1. Already doing work for someone I know and trust

2. Knowing me socially and getting along well would be worth a try, but you would have to be good to keep going back.

3. Sometimes I reach out to OC based on publications in a niche area (e.g. I google "marijuana law" and read something they wrote), but that's obviously rarer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35647129)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Got some more free time if anyone has q's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35670756)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Glittery zombie-like roommate

Penis / cock size. (real numbers, not internet nuymbers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35670892)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Why is it "penis / cock"?

somewhere between 5.5 and 7 if i jam the ruler all the way in i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#35671028)



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Date: February 6th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Disrespectful box office people who are hurt

180 exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37735588)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

bump if anyone has any q's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547097)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

If I fly out there from dc can I give you head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547115)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

a/s/l?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547142)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:06 PM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

40/M/DC suburbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547189)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

if you can change that to 18/F then yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547248)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: sienna orchestra pit

(Homophobe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547321)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: Brilliant Senate Private Investor

Do u ever wfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547166)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

I'm WFH right now. No set WFH schedule, but other than in person meetings I don't have to be at the office at a certain time or day. The flip side is that I check and respond to email constantly and work whenever I need to. Kind of like biglaw, except that outside of emergencies most other people arent working/emailing/expecting responses at stupid hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547205)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: sinister turdskin

Do you wish you were closer to the action of what your company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547181)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Sometimes but generally no. I think a lot of lawyers overfetishize being in "the business." Being a random product manager or engineer isn't really that exciting outside of a handful of jobs (from personal experience), and you have a limited view of the company/strategy. When you're at the top, being Johnny Ive or Steve Jobs is cool in theory but also super stressful, and good luck getting there. I'm close enough to be involved in most things and have a (small) voice in decisions, and far enough that I can easily go to another company and do something similar with different products/technology that I think is cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547242)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: laughsome cyan hominid site

Happy new year!

Another year, same old saving up for the next shitshack!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37547478)



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Date: January 30th, 2019 4:19 PM
Author: burgundy cuckoldry stag film

Around for a bit if anyone has questions. Saw there was a big thread about in house salaries recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923789&forum_id=2#37693030)