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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
Heady fanboi
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
trip nursing home
  03/20/18
...
Mind-boggling stag film
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
adventurous brindle area mexican
  03/20/18
180
trip nursing home
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
adventurous brindle area mexican
  03/21/18
...
navy dead queen of the night
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
poppy station
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
aphrodisiac saffron home
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
claret histrionic stage
  03/20/18
your mom
embarrassed to the bone office
  03/20/18
...
Razzle Bistre Psychic Stain
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
charismatic bronze pit giraffe
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
self-centered native
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
pontificating crawly crotch whorehouse
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
claret histrionic stage
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
bat-shit-crazy abode boltzmann
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
pontificating crawly crotch whorehouse
  03/20/18
...
Metal patrolman
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
Bearded Degenerate
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
pontificating crawly crotch whorehouse
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
Heady fanboi
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
pontificating crawly crotch whorehouse
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
bat-shit-crazy abode boltzmann
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
claret histrionic stage
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
purple friendly grandma
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
cordovan fighting ceo
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
misunderstood bateful twinkling uncleanness dragon
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
Copper dingle berry
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
aqua sanctuary electric furnace
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
fuchsia address
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
vigorous stead
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
aqua sanctuary electric furnace
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
maniacal lodge
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
useless insanely creepy gaping university
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
hairraiser blue tattoo
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
electric grizzly sneaky criminal
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
Duck-like Garrison Factory Reset Button
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
Obsidian property trump supporter
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
talented chrome hospital
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
Dashing chocolate box office
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Heady fanboi

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: trip nursing home

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: adventurous brindle area mexican

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: trip nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: adventurous brindle area mexican

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: navy dead queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: poppy station

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac saffron home

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: claret histrionic stage

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone office

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle Bistre Psychic Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: charismatic bronze pit giraffe

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: self-centered native

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: pontificating crawly crotch whorehouse

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: claret histrionic stage

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abode boltzmann

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: pontificating crawly crotch whorehouse

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Metal patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Bearded Degenerate

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: pontificating crawly crotch whorehouse

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Heady fanboi

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: pontificating crawly crotch whorehouse

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abode boltzmann

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: claret histrionic stage

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: purple friendly grandma

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: cordovan fighting ceo

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: misunderstood bateful twinkling uncleanness dragon

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Copper dingle berry

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: aqua sanctuary electric furnace

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: fuchsia address

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: vigorous stead

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: aqua sanctuary electric furnace

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: maniacal lodge

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: useless insanely creepy gaping university

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: hairraiser blue tattoo

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: electric grizzly sneaky criminal

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Duck-like Garrison Factory Reset Button

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Obsidian property trump supporter

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: talented chrome hospital

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Dashing chocolate box office

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)