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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
domesticated mediation
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
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topaz range cuckoldry
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
Turquoise bat shit crazy dingle berry
  03/20/18
180
aquamarine at-the-ready affirmative action
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
Turquoise bat shit crazy dingle berry
  03/21/18
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flushed laughsome lay halford
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
Hateful Goal In Life Foreskin
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
Ivory Psychic Idiot
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
Spruce titillating place of business
  03/20/18
your mom
Boyish clown
  03/20/18
...
Adulterous property
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
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  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
crusty floppy point reading party
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
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  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
Spruce titillating place of business
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
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  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
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exciting flirting dilemma
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
Marvelous ruby native
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
jade cruise ship travel guidebook
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
domesticated mediation
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
jade cruise ship travel guidebook
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
beta adventurous chapel fat ankles
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
Spruce titillating place of business
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
naked national
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
Unhinged sticky parlor
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
vivacious locale
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
demanding grizzly wagecucks
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
hairraiser low-t volcanic crater brethren
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
pale electric furnace weed whacker
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
odious juggernaut
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
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  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
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  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
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  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
Supple ruddy stead
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
Lime Crawly National Security Agency Field
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
Electric pozpig
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
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  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
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  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: domesticated mediation

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: aquamarine at-the-ready affirmative action

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: topaz range cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Turquoise bat shit crazy dingle berry

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: aquamarine at-the-ready affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Turquoise bat shit crazy dingle berry

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: flushed laughsome lay halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Hateful Goal In Life Foreskin

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic Idiot

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Spruce titillating place of business

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Boyish clown

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Adulterous property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Passionate Chestnut Casino Personal Credit Line

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: crusty floppy point reading party

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: jade cruise ship travel guidebook

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Spruce titillating place of business

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: beta adventurous chapel fat ankles

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: jade cruise ship travel guidebook

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: exciting flirting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Marvelous ruby native

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: jade cruise ship travel guidebook

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: domesticated mediation

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: jade cruise ship travel guidebook

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: beta adventurous chapel fat ankles

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Spruce titillating place of business

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: naked national

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Unhinged sticky parlor

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: vivacious locale

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: demanding grizzly wagecucks

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: hairraiser low-t volcanic crater brethren

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: pale electric furnace weed whacker

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: odious juggernaut

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: hairraiser low-t volcanic crater brethren

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Frozen Famous Landscape Painting

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: henna church building filthpig

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Supple ruddy stead

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Lime Crawly National Security Agency Field

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Electric pozpig

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: wine deep boltzmann jap

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Startled Charismatic Corner

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Carnelian geriatric trailer park

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)