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Who Do You Think Gave The First Blowjob In History?

And Why?
Comical tanning salon
  03/20/18
I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all i...
Wonderful Splenetic Indian Lodge Dragon
  03/20/18
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azure meetinghouse
  03/20/18
Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a gam...
coral toaster pervert
  03/20/18
180
Wonderful Splenetic Indian Lodge Dragon
  03/20/18
WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.
coral toaster pervert
  03/21/18
...
charismatic house-broken son of senegal rehab
  03/21/18
it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-pe...
Topaz nofapping generalized bond
  03/20/18
Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?
disgusting market gunner
  03/20/18
(Steve Bannon)
chocolate buck-toothed goal in life principal's office
  03/20/18
your mom
Brilliant laughsome stag film hissy fit
  03/20/18
...
glassy razzmatazz temple clown
  03/20/18
Some French woman.
stimulating twinkling uncleanness
  03/20/18
probably a sheep.
Dashing university
  03/20/18
there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the &quo...
Sinister national security agency home
  03/20/18
So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like ...
chocolate buck-toothed goal in life principal's office
  03/20/18
it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit st...
hairraiser mother
  03/20/18
it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to underst...
Sinister national security agency home
  03/20/18
...
Judgmental partner dysfunction
  03/20/18
"it's about so many things" "we cant even ...
red locus windowlicker
  03/20/18
knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf s...
Sinister national security agency home
  03/20/18
I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see ...
Comical tanning salon
  03/20/18
it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to unders...
Sinister national security agency home
  03/20/18
I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake who w...
hairraiser mother
  03/20/18
Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake
chocolate buck-toothed goal in life principal's office
  03/20/18
thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking
naked whorehouse
  03/20/18
A single woman or a man.
milky sneaky criminal
  03/20/18
I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it a...
bateful chartreuse cruise ship
  03/20/18
female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy
pink vibrant abode
  03/20/18
Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing
Purple angry police squad
  03/20/18
genghis khan probably came up with it
Bonkers electric pit
  03/20/18
has to have been a dude on dude
glittery theater stage
  03/20/18
Time traveling Doobs
Purple angry police squad
  03/20/18
Mitochondrial Steve
insane striped hyena
  03/20/18
Peter Peterman I
Fantasy-prone mental disorder institution
  03/20/18
ptermanus athorpithicus
Fiercely-loyal Den
  03/20/18
Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and ha...
bistre titillating bawdyhouse
  03/20/18
neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this
Magenta range macaca
  03/20/18
My thirteen year old boyfriend
indecent contagious area
  03/20/18
apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely ou...
Irradiated Tantric Coldplay Fan
  03/21/18
Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a wa...
Mentally Impaired Low-t School
  03/21/18


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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon

And Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646207)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Splenetic Indian Lodge Dragon

I've witnessed cows performing what appeared to be for all intents and purposes oral stimulation on cows of the opposite sex. I'm convinced that the first blow job predates the emergence of hominids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646307)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: azure meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646348)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: coral toaster pervert

Cr our football team bus drove by a farm on the way to a game. Bull had mounted a cow from the front, was giving her a mouthful not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646542)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Splenetic Indian Lodge Dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646597)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: coral toaster pervert

WHole bus went wild. Even the coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652311)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: charismatic house-broken son of senegal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652265)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Topaz nofapping generalized bond

it was a jellyfish sucking on a larval pre-humanoid proto-penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646217)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: disgusting market gunner

Why do you think Adam asked God to take a rib out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646251)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: chocolate buck-toothed goal in life principal's office

(Steve Bannon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646329)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Brilliant laughsome stag film hissy fit

your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646280)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz temple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646287)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling uncleanness

Some French woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646290)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Dashing university

probably a sheep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646305)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Sinister national security agency home

there's midrashic scholarship on this. chava eating the "fruit" from the tree could be interpreted as adam's cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646327)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: chocolate buck-toothed goal in life principal's office

So then Adam must have heard the snake? Why did he act like he didnt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646342)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: hairraiser mother

it is blatantly obvious to me that the Adam and Eve/fruit story is about sex, but I always assumed that Eve fucked herself with the snake and realized sex is about pleasure, rather than a divine gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646347)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Sinister national security agency home

it's about so many things, and we cant even begin to understand. this is why the goyim are so stupid -- interpreting all this shit literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646363)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Judgmental partner dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646423)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: red locus windowlicker

"it's about so many things"

"we cant even begin to understand"

so you don't understand anything about Adam and Even, good jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646442)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Sinister national security agency home

knowing what one doesnt know is a sign of intelligence. cf stupid goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647713)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Comical tanning salon

I thought it was about vaginal sex vs. anal sex. Let me see if i can dig up scholarship here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646559)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Sinister national security agency home

it might be about sex in a form we cant even begin to understand. grinding our rib cages against each other and we came?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646711)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: hairraiser mother

I'm telling you it has something to do with the snake

who was the famous female historical figure who myth says fucked snakes? I forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646725)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: chocolate buck-toothed goal in life principal's office

Sometimes a talking snake is just a talking snake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646899)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: naked whorehouse

thousands and thousands of years of cocksucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646338)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: milky sneaky criminal

A single woman or a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646353)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: bateful chartreuse cruise ship

I've seen silver back gorillas at the zoo giving bjs so it absolutely predates homo sapiens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646379)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: pink vibrant abode

female apes do it outside of estrus to keep alphas happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646393)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Purple angry police squad

Probably the cause of the whole Jesus crucifixition thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646494)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Bonkers electric pit

genghis khan probably came up with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646498)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: glittery theater stage

has to have been a dude on dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646545)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Purple angry police squad

Time traveling Doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646744)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: insane striped hyena

Mitochondrial Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35646906)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone mental disorder institution

Peter Peterman I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35647707)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Den

ptermanus athorpithicus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648203)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: bistre titillating bawdyhouse

Somebody who smeared wooly mammoth meat on their c**k and had Rover go to town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648165)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: Magenta range macaca

neanderthals would take cro mags as slaves for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648178)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: indecent contagious area

My thirteen year old boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35648222)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Irradiated Tantric Coldplay Fan

apes suck each other off all the time, so its very likely our ape ancestors did this. so the question is: at what point in our evolution do we start counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652292)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Low-t School

Helen of Troy. Was so amazing the guy she blew started a war for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923799&forum_id=2#35652294)