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Fat GF says that my ex-wife ruined me

Says I lack the appropriate enthusiasm for the relationship ...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
tell her to shed some pounds before it's too late
Buff filthy potus brunch
  03/21/18
mostly this
Floppy kitchen
  03/21/18
Respond that your enthusiasm for the relationship is inverse...
blue zippy shrine
  03/21/18
... and booze. I’m finding the great thing about fat ch...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
dirte, since you're finding this out, you'll also start to r...
Floppy kitchen
  03/21/18
Meh. She's so dick drunk, it doesn't matter. She's just piss...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
...
Floppy kitchen
  03/21/18
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Sticky step-uncle's house
  03/21/18
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Heady maniacal tank cruise ship
  03/21/18
xo dirte
Adventurous Karate Faggot Firefighter
  03/21/18
Surprised this isn't ragnus
Puce 180 jewess
  03/21/18
...
Buff filthy potus brunch
  03/21/18
cr i thought "wow he finally admitted she's completely ...
Shaky whorehouse french chef
  03/21/18
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exhilarant lemon gas station
  03/21/18
ragnus would say "ex-wives"
mind-boggling wild queen of the night
  03/21/18
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Useless dun sandwich
  03/21/18
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Avocado overrated associate
  03/21/18
fat women and thin women might as well be different species
abnormal fortuitous meteor property
  03/21/18
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Irradiated home
  03/21/18
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cerise misanthropic bbw selfie
  03/21/18
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Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
How fat?
cerise misanthropic bbw selfie
  03/21/18
Like 5'3 160.
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
wtf. how big are you?
trip senate
  03/21/18
unnggghhhh......
cerise misanthropic bbw selfie
  03/21/18
she weighs more than my 6'1" husband
trip senate
  03/21/18
this is also wtf worthy
Garnet concupiscible meetinghouse depressive
  09/10/18
Yeah, she's married to a clay-mation figure from a Tool vide...
Marvelous Hell Black Woman
  09/10/18
I'll post a pic for 5 minutes. [deleted]
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  09/10/18
*pusha t voice* "YUGHHH"
Contagious khaki parlor
  09/10/18
was expecting at least a decent face. she looks like a 45+ y...
Pungent bronze boistinker antidepressant drug
  09/10/18
Yeah... she's gross. I have never said otherwise.
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  09/10/18
sir... this is cruel
cocky address
  09/10/18
The fatty on the left for 5 more minutes [deleted]
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  09/10/18
why are they posing in an electrical closet
mind-boggling wild queen of the night
  09/10/18
Stupid chicks, man, stupid chicks. The one in the middle is ...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  09/10/18
your gf looks pretty man don't insult her to a bunch of andr...
mind-boggling wild queen of the night
  09/10/18
Meh. I'm already feeling a bit trapped because it's so conve...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  09/10/18
...
exhilarant lemon gas station
  03/21/18
LJL. A hot milf has started finding reasons, going out of h...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
laughing crying emoji
Floppy kitchen
  03/21/18
I think that's code for "Heh! I like to fuck!"
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
*a muffled HEH! emanates from behind her balaclava*
Floppy kitchen
  03/21/18
how can olds handle this sort of inane banter with 30+ women...
flirting tripping personal credit line heaven
  03/21/18
I think she just turned 30. She took my daughter along with ...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
still, i overhear weathered old women at coffee shops and it...
flirting tripping personal credit line heaven
  03/21/18
100% agree
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  03/21/18
...
appetizing purple azn field
  09/10/18
...
exhilarant lemon gas station
  03/21/18
Time to hit her up with dat OK IDC
Sick plaza
  03/21/18
...
odious rigpig garrison
  09/10/18
dirte, you seem one of the cooler guys on this board. why d...
mustard pit
  09/10/18
He's getting pussy man and he lives in Alaska
Talented pearly temple
  09/10/18
Yeah and he's allegedly taking dick on am oil rig 6 Mos a ye...
vivacious new version
  09/10/18
anal | breakfast | motorhome
Chestnut racy nibblets
  09/10/18
...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  09/10/18
TBF, I'll never marry again. With one caveat, if a chick mak...
Histrionic Burgundy Partner
  09/10/18
...
Amethyst institution
  09/10/18
Every dirte thread is 180
vivacious new version
  09/10/18
I can't believe it's been 6 months already
Amethyst institution
  09/10/18


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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

Says I lack the appropriate enthusiasm for the relationship and that I never show any emotion.

Didn’t have the heart to tell her that she could thank Corey Wayne, and also that I DGAF. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651628)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Buff filthy potus brunch

tell her to shed some pounds before it's too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651633)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Floppy kitchen

mostly this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651635)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: blue zippy shrine

Respond that your enthusiasm for the relationship is inversely proportional to her enthusiasm for the refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651636)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

... and booze.

I’m finding the great thing about fat chicks is that you don’t really care about much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651647)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Floppy kitchen

dirte, since you're finding this out, you'll also start to really understand how skewed the dating market is in favor of women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651655)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

Meh. She's so dick drunk, it doesn't matter. She's just pissed that I'm not as into her as she's into me. If she needs more emotional support than I can offer, I'll just get back on Tinder. Kind of at the point where I'm looking forward to doing this again.

I don't think the dating market is as heavily skewed (no pun intended) as posters like to believe. You just have to accept that they've all ridden the cock carousel for years. If you can't accept that fact, it's time to MGTOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652192)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Floppy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652487)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Sticky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652203)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Heady maniacal tank cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652180)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Adventurous Karate Faggot Firefighter

xo dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651656)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Puce 180 jewess

Surprised this isn't ragnus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651663)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Buff filthy potus brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651695)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Shaky whorehouse french chef

cr i thought "wow he finally admitted she's completely fat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651710)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: exhilarant lemon gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651719)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: mind-boggling wild queen of the night

ragnus would say "ex-wives"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652200)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Useless dun sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652204)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Avocado overrated associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652439)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: abnormal fortuitous meteor property

fat women and thin women might as well be different species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651690)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651700)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: cerise misanthropic bbw selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651703)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652154)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: cerise misanthropic bbw selfie

How fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651704)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

Like 5'3 160.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652478)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: trip senate

wtf. how big are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35653725)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: cerise misanthropic bbw selfie

unnggghhhh......

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35653755)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: trip senate

she weighs more than my 6'1" husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35653761)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 3:36 AM
Author: Garnet concupiscible meetinghouse depressive

this is also wtf worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779811)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:08 AM
Author: Marvelous Hell Black Woman

Yeah, she's married to a clay-mation figure from a Tool video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780075)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 2:39 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

I'll post a pic for 5 minutes.

[deleted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779680)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: Contagious khaki parlor

*pusha t voice* "YUGHHH"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779689)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Pungent bronze boistinker antidepressant drug

was expecting at least a decent face. she looks like a 45+ yo mom no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779698)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 2:48 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

Yeah... she's gross. I have never said otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779700)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: cocky address

sir... this is cruel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779699)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

The fatty on the left

for 5 more minutes

[deleted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780062)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling wild queen of the night

why are they posing in an electrical closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780081)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

Stupid chicks, man, stupid chicks. The one in the middle is like 50. The one on the right is actually hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780082)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling wild queen of the night

your gf looks pretty man don't insult her to a bunch of andry internet lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780085)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:15 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

Meh. I'm already feeling a bit trapped because it's so convenient.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780090)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: exhilarant lemon gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35651705)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

LJL. A hot milf has started finding reasons, going out of her way, to text me. Before having two kids, she was a solid 8. She’s still a solid 6.5. Hilarious because she's friends with my ex-wife.

Stupid text:

https://imgur.com/a/Ly6cz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652434)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Floppy kitchen

laughing crying emoji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652442)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

I think that's code for "Heh! I like to fuck!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652450)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Floppy kitchen

*a muffled HEH! emanates from behind her balaclava*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652479)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: flirting tripping personal credit line heaven

how can olds handle this sort of inane banter with 30+ women? like you give a fuck about her kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652447)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

I think she just turned 30. She took my daughter along with her daughter XC skiing.

She's objectively attractive by most any xo metric. Blonde/Blue, CU-Boulder grad, cheerful.

True... I DGAF about her kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652457)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: flirting tripping personal credit line heaven

still, i overhear weathered old women at coffee shops and it's as if they never realized that the only reason anyone ever cared to listen to them was because they were 22. just look at the level of discourse on urbanbaby, a purportedly "prestigious" forum of "elite" MFH moms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652483)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

100% agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652490)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: appetizing purple azn field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779705)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: exhilarant lemon gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35652496)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Sick plaza

Time to hit her up with dat OK IDC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#35653706)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:51 AM
Author: odious rigpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779916)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 2:52 AM
Author: mustard pit

dirte, you seem one of the cooler guys on this board. why do you put up with this nonsense? you clearly don't seem like you want to marry this woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779717)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 5:58 AM
Author: Talented pearly temple

He's getting pussy man and he lives in Alaska

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779920)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 7:27 AM
Author: vivacious new version

Yeah and he's allegedly taking dick on am oil rig 6 Mos a year so probably glad to see a pussy once in a while regardless of the slagbeast attached to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780007)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 7:17 AM
Author: Chestnut racy nibblets

anal | breakfast | motorhome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779991)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780080)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Histrionic Burgundy Partner

TBF, I'll never marry again. With one caveat, if a chick makes more money than I, I would consider it. Otherwise it is a no win game for American men.

I've been very upfront with her. Part of the problem is that her ex is a legit 6'4 Chad that divorced her and made a huge upgrade... with a reasonably hot chick that makes 3-4 times what he makes. I think he has it figured out.

Fat GF has been outrunning her coverage her whole life. Partly/mostly due to her personality. She's super outgoing, "tons o' fun," a great skier, has a home in Girdwood, AK and dotes on me and takes very good care of me. Also, she's great with my kids and has made my life a TON easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780058)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Amethyst institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780061)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 7:03 AM
Author: vivacious new version

Every dirte thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36779985)



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Date: September 10th, 2018 8:09 AM
Author: Amethyst institution

I can't believe it's been 6 months already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924470&forum_id=2#36780078)