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Why the fuck is Chicago throwing a parade on a school day in ferris bueller?

Story doesn't add up
Crawly tan azn
  03/24/18
Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs? I hardly know ...
adventurous judgmental stock car
  03/24/18
Ty
Crawly tan azn
  03/24/18
This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski ...
Lemon ceo
  12/05/20
Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late ...
Sticky garnet rehab
  12/05/20
Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a mu...
Lemon ceo
  12/05/20
...
Supple Jew
  03/17/22
He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka...
Ultramarine self-absorbed church building
  12/05/20
Midwest never not giving towns absurd names
Supple Jew
  03/17/22
Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.
spruce misunderstood sanctuary regret
  03/17/22
TWIST | AND | SHOUT
galvanic range faggotry
  03/24/18
Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which fa...
Vivacious cordovan set jewess
  03/24/18
they went to a baseball game, breh
Glittery Immigrant Public Bath
  03/24/18
Wtf are you trying to say
Crawly tan azn
  03/24/18
(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)
Glittery Immigrant Public Bath
  03/24/18
What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September...
Crawly tan azn
  07/06/18
((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of...
Crawly tan azn
  03/24/18
if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolita...
bisexual arousing trust fund tanning salon
  03/24/18
Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more in...
Crawly tan azn
  03/24/18
His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?
Appetizing doctorate
  03/24/18
I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical power...
bisexual arousing trust fund tanning salon
  03/24/18
...
Appetizing doctorate
  03/24/18
terribly underrated
fragrant partner hell
  07/06/18
...
spectacular national
  07/06/18
...
Primrose Theater Goyim
  07/06/18
Whoa. Serious scholarship.
dun trailer park generalized bond
  07/06/18
The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by fu...
contagious magical sneaky criminal
  03/16/23
Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney
Sickened den
  12/05/20
...
Pearly Double Fault Library
  03/15/23
If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not...
mewling jet school mexican
  03/24/18
It's getting exposed and destroyed itt
Crawly tan azn
  03/24/18
It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have ...
adventurous judgmental stock car
  03/24/18
fatal flaw
sadistic wagecucks bawdyhouse
  07/06/18
Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel))) ht...
Glittery Immigrant Public Bath
  07/06/18
(Jeanie Bueller)
deep filthpig friendly grandma
  07/06/18
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Big plaza
  07/06/18
...
Crawly tan azn
  07/06/18
...
French nowag
  12/05/20
...
Crystalline painfully honest place of business
  12/05/20
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Misanthropic exhilarant cruise ship party of the first part
  12/05/20
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Glittery Immigrant Public Bath
  03/16/22
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Misanthropic exhilarant cruise ship party of the first part
  03/17/22
...
insane saffron clown
  03/16/23
Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney
Disturbing Locus
  12/05/20
part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so cha...
marvelous skinny woman
  07/06/18
...
cowardly circlehead locale
  03/17/22
...
Crawly tan azn
  12/05/20
Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.
shivering massive gunner
  12/05/20
It's hack shit Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much be...
insane saffron clown
  12/05/20
St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. P...
Splenetic Senate
  12/05/20
confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.
Crawly tan azn
  03/16/23
The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical gr...
Electric Ruby Pit
  03/17/22
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beady-eyed giraffe
  03/15/23


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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn

Story doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676346)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: adventurous judgmental stock car

Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs?

I hardly know the area. Didn't Bueller live outide city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676489)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676717)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Lemon ceo

This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski day in March, bur burbs schools were open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489881)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Sticky garnet rehab

Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late march/early April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489909)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: Lemon ceo

Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a multi track school? I haven't heard of it beinf used in the suburbs but that could explain it, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490264)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: Supple Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163461)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine self-absorbed church building

He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: Supple Jew

Midwest never not giving towns absurd names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163469)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: spruce misunderstood sanctuary regret

Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163473)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: galvanic range faggotry

TWIST | AND | SHOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676499)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: Vivacious cordovan set jewess

Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which falls in September, even though it's strongly implied the school year is nearly over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676564)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Glittery Immigrant Public Bath

they went to a baseball game, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676729)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn

Wtf are you trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676738)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Glittery Immigrant Public Bath

(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676784)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn

What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September or end of the school year. Why would going to MLB be relevant to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373543)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn

((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of the 80s, affecting tens of millions of teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676733)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: bisexual arousing trust fund tanning salon

if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolitan foreigner literally kicked off an entire continent for being such a flagrant pedo rapist that even the french were disgusted) it's not hard to see what Hughes is up to here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676744)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn

Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more incoherent sexpat mumbling that Xo is constantly subject to?

Does he think you can't go to a baseball game in May? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677023)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Appetizing doctorate

His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677096)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: bisexual arousing trust fund tanning salon

I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical powers--extending even to the manipulation of spacetime itself--as viewed through the lens of our intrepid audience surrogate, Cameron.

Ferris is so chill, so fratty, he can skip school to dance in parades and attend baseball games even when there is no parade scheduled in chicago and it's not baseball season. nb, cameron and Ferris do not live in chicago but the North shore suburbs (as noted above) and just as Ferris seems to warp reality around him in the limited world of suburban high school, so too does Chicago itself transform into a playground for the whims of Ferris Bueller, Cameron's idol.

Cameron is us. We are Cameron. Ferris is right in front of us but always out of reach.

*logs into xo for the 2789th day in a row*

"Hear me out bros: do you think if we wore lifts, copped propecia and backdoored our way into HWS..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677170)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Appetizing doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677195)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: fragrant partner hell

terribly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373561)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: spectacular national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373579)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Primrose Theater Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373566)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: dun trailer park generalized bond

Whoa. Serious scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373567)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: contagious magical sneaky criminal

The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by future digital historians as one of the roadmarks of XO's decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060280)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Sickened den

Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489858)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Pearly Double Fault Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053872)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: mewling jet school mexican

If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not saying it isnt funny or even classic, but its not that great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677047)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn

It's getting exposed and destroyed itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677091)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: adventurous judgmental stock car

It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have been revisiting it in light of the observation that FB was just a narcissistic sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677178)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: sadistic wagecucks bawdyhouse

fatal flaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373544)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: Glittery Immigrant Public Bath

Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel)))

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/06/get-over-ferris-bueller-everyone/240155/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373569)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: deep filthpig friendly grandma

(Jeanie Bueller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373647)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Big plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373899)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373986)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: French nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489875)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Crystalline painfully honest place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489877)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: Misanthropic exhilarant cruise ship party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489888)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: Glittery Immigrant Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44160544)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: Misanthropic exhilarant cruise ship party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163430)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: insane saffron clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060230)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: Disturbing Locus

Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489915)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: marvelous skinny woman

part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: cowardly circlehead locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163244)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Crawly tan azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489830)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: shivering massive gunner

Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489873)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: insane saffron clown

It's hack shit

Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much better

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489874)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Splenetic Senate

St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. Popular day to skip school and head to manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490299)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Crawly tan azn

confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46059931)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Electric Ruby Pit

The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical group originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, that started as a vocal trio consisting of brothers O'Kelly Isley Jr., Rudolph Isley and Ronald Isley in the 1950s.[3][4][5][6][7] With a career spanning over eight decades, the group has enjoyed one of the "longest, most influential, and most diverse careers in the pantheon of popular music".[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163314)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053884)