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Why the fuck is Chicago throwing a parade on a school day in ferris bueller?

Story doesn't add up
stirring brass rehab
  03/24/18
Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs? I hardly know ...
stimulating frum market regret
  03/24/18
Ty
stirring brass rehab
  03/24/18
This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski ...
sick boiling water
  12/05/20
Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late ...
medicated mauve space
  12/05/20
Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a mu...
sick boiling water
  12/05/20
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  03/17/22
He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka...
demanding primrose resort associate
  12/05/20
Midwest never not giving towns absurd names
spectacular partner location
  03/17/22
Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.
Erotic Karate Home
  03/17/22
TWIST | AND | SHOUT
learning disabled mediation
  03/24/18
Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which fa...
heady soggy mad-dog skullcap
  03/24/18
they went to a baseball game, breh
startling box office national security agency
  03/24/18
Wtf are you trying to say
stirring brass rehab
  03/24/18
(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)
startling box office national security agency
  03/24/18
What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September...
stirring brass rehab
  07/06/18
((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of...
stirring brass rehab
  03/24/18
if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolita...
Racy lime heaven reading party
  03/24/18
Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more in...
stirring brass rehab
  03/24/18
His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?
yapping mildly autistic plaza
  03/24/18
I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical power...
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  03/24/18
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yapping mildly autistic plaza
  03/24/18
terribly underrated
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  07/06/18
Whoa. Serious scholarship.
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  07/06/18
The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by fu...
diverse crackhouse kitty cat
  03/16/23
Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney
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  12/05/20
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Pearly arousing nursing home
  03/15/23
If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not...
Glittery cobalt really tough guy state
  03/24/18
It's getting exposed and destroyed itt
stirring brass rehab
  03/24/18
It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have ...
stimulating frum market regret
  03/24/18
fatal flaw
Odious talking site
  07/06/18
Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel))) ht...
startling box office national security agency
  07/06/18
(Jeanie Bueller)
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  03/16/22
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  03/17/22
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bonkers keepsake machete
  03/16/23
Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney
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  12/05/20
part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so cha...
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  07/06/18
...
Disturbing principal's office dragon
  03/17/22
...
stirring brass rehab
  12/05/20
Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.
titillating temple
  12/05/20
It's hack shit Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much be...
bonkers keepsake machete
  12/05/20
St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. P...
razzle forum
  12/05/20
confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.
stirring brass rehab
  03/16/23
The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical gr...
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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab

Story doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676346)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: stimulating frum market regret

Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs?

I hardly know the area. Didn't Bueller live outide city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676489)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676717)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: sick boiling water

This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski day in March, bur burbs schools were open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489881)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: medicated mauve space

Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late march/early April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489909)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: sick boiling water

Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a multi track school? I haven't heard of it beinf used in the suburbs but that could explain it, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490264)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: spectacular partner location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163461)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: demanding primrose resort associate

He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: spectacular partner location

Midwest never not giving towns absurd names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163469)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Erotic Karate Home

Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163473)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: learning disabled mediation

TWIST | AND | SHOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676499)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: heady soggy mad-dog skullcap

Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which falls in September, even though it's strongly implied the school year is nearly over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676564)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: startling box office national security agency

they went to a baseball game, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676729)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab

Wtf are you trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676738)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: startling box office national security agency

(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676784)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab

What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September or end of the school year. Why would going to MLB be relevant to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373543)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab

((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of the 80s, affecting tens of millions of teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676733)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Racy lime heaven reading party

if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolitan foreigner literally kicked off an entire continent for being such a flagrant pedo rapist that even the french were disgusted) it's not hard to see what Hughes is up to here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676744)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab

Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more incoherent sexpat mumbling that Xo is constantly subject to?

Does he think you can't go to a baseball game in May? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677023)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: yapping mildly autistic plaza

His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677096)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Racy lime heaven reading party

I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical powers--extending even to the manipulation of spacetime itself--as viewed through the lens of our intrepid audience surrogate, Cameron.

Ferris is so chill, so fratty, he can skip school to dance in parades and attend baseball games even when there is no parade scheduled in chicago and it's not baseball season. nb, cameron and Ferris do not live in chicago but the North shore suburbs (as noted above) and just as Ferris seems to warp reality around him in the limited world of suburban high school, so too does Chicago itself transform into a playground for the whims of Ferris Bueller, Cameron's idol.

Cameron is us. We are Cameron. Ferris is right in front of us but always out of reach.

*logs into xo for the 2789th day in a row*

"Hear me out bros: do you think if we wore lifts, copped propecia and backdoored our way into HWS..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677170)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: yapping mildly autistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677195)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed naked locus telephone

terribly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373561)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: violent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373579)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Tantric mahogany international law enforcement agency house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373566)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rose pisswyrm

Whoa. Serious scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373567)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: diverse crackhouse kitty cat

The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by future digital historians as one of the roadmarks of XO's decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060280)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac duck-like field

Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489858)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Pearly arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053872)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Glittery cobalt really tough guy state

If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not saying it isnt funny or even classic, but its not that great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677047)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab

It's getting exposed and destroyed itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677091)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: stimulating frum market regret

It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have been revisiting it in light of the observation that FB was just a narcissistic sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677178)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Odious talking site

fatal flaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373544)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: startling box office national security agency

Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel)))

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/06/get-over-ferris-bueller-everyone/240155/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373569)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Curious preventive strike gaming laptop

(Jeanie Bueller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373647)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: dark public bath love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373899)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373986)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Swollen scarlet cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489875)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: crawly parlor dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489877)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: Boyish godawful idiot fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489888)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: startling box office national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44160544)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: Boyish godawful idiot fanboi



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: bonkers keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060230)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: bisexual trailer park coffee pot

Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489915)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: navy beady-eyed church hunting ground

part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Disturbing principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163244)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: stirring brass rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489830)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: titillating temple

Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489873)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: bonkers keepsake machete

It's hack shit

Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much better

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489874)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: razzle forum

St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. Popular day to skip school and head to manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490299)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: stirring brass rehab

confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46059931)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: flickering weed whacker mexican

The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical group originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, that started as a vocal trio consisting of brothers O'Kelly Isley Jr., Rudolph Isley and Ronald Isley in the 1950s.[3][4][5][6][7] With a career spanning over eight decades, the group has enjoyed one of the "longest, most influential, and most diverse careers in the pantheon of popular music".[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163314)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:31 AM
Author: Overrated dashing toilet seat voyeur



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