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Why the fuck is Chicago throwing a parade on a school day in ferris bueller?

Story doesn't add up
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  03/24/18
Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs? I hardly know ...
unhinged cumskin
  03/24/18
Ty
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  03/24/18
This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski ...
henna institution
  12/05/20
Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late ...
razzle-dazzle trailer park
  12/05/20
Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a mu...
henna institution
  12/05/20
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Heady Coffee Pot Nursing Home
  03/17/22
He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka...
Federal cheese-eating heaven cuckold
  12/05/20
Midwest never not giving towns absurd names
Heady Coffee Pot Nursing Home
  03/17/22
Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.
Aquamarine vivacious voyeur
  03/17/22
TWIST | AND | SHOUT
Stirring Pontificating Windowlicker
  03/24/18
Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which fa...
glittery bbw market
  03/24/18
they went to a baseball game, breh
spectacular locale water buffalo
  03/24/18
Wtf are you trying to say
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  03/24/18
(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)
spectacular locale water buffalo
  03/24/18
What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September...
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  07/06/18
((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of...
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  03/24/18
if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolita...
unholy reading party trump supporter
  03/24/18
Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more in...
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  03/24/18
His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?
hairraiser national wrinkle
  03/24/18
I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical power...
unholy reading party trump supporter
  03/24/18
...
hairraiser national wrinkle
  03/24/18
terribly underrated
blathering impressive partner center
  07/06/18
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Flushed jap
  07/06/18
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hilarious outnumbered shrine
  07/06/18
Whoa. Serious scholarship.
boyish pink place of business
  07/06/18
The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by fu...
Excitant insane stage hunting ground
  03/16/23
Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney
Angry house rigpig
  12/05/20
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plum mood
  03/15/23
If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not...
Misanthropic stimulating son of senegal
  03/24/18
It's getting exposed and destroyed itt
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  03/24/18
It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have ...
unhinged cumskin
  03/24/18
fatal flaw
Greedy feces giraffe
  07/06/18
Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel))) ht...
spectacular locale water buffalo
  07/06/18
(Jeanie Bueller)
Misunderstood fragrant travel guidebook area
  07/06/18
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beady-eyed legal warrant
  07/06/18
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galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  07/06/18
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  12/05/20
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  12/05/20
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spectacular locale water buffalo
  03/16/22
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Rose hospital kitty cat
  03/17/22
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Fuchsia Office
  03/16/23
Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney
ebony chest-beating fanboi preventive strike
  12/05/20
part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so cha...
180 Arrogant Dilemma
  07/06/18
...
Marvelous cream azn
  03/17/22
...
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  12/05/20
Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.
irradiated incel gas station
  12/05/20
It's hack shit Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much be...
Fuchsia Office
  12/05/20
St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. P...
hairless hominid
  12/05/20
confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.
galvanic boltzmann boistinker
  03/16/23
The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical gr...
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  03/17/22
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Date: March 24th, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker

Story doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676346)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: unhinged cumskin

Maybe a holiday for city, but not suburbs?

I hardly know the area. Didn't Bueller live outide city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676489)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676717)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: henna institution

This could be it. I think Chicago used to closs for Pulaski day in March, bur burbs schools were open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489881)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle trailer park

Baseball isn’t being played then. Opening day is late march/early April.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489909)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: henna institution

Isn't the holiday in the movie in Sept? Maybe he was at a multi track school? I haven't heard of it beinf used in the suburbs but that could explain it, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490264)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: Heady Coffee Pot Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163461)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Federal cheese-eating heaven cuckold

He lived in Northbrook, which is one town over from Winnetka.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490454)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: Heady Coffee Pot Nursing Home

Midwest never not giving towns absurd names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163469)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Aquamarine vivacious voyeur

Sometimes it’s French names, poorly pronounced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163473)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Stirring Pontificating Windowlicker

TWIST | AND | SHOUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676499)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: glittery bbw market

Not only that, but it was a Von Steuben Day parade, which falls in September, even though it's strongly implied the school year is nearly over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676564)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: spectacular locale water buffalo

they went to a baseball game, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676729)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker

Wtf are you trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676738)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: spectacular locale water buffalo

(kid who was always picked last for co-Ed kickball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676784)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker

What was you fucking point you sexpat dork? Waf it September or end of the school year. Why would going to MLB be relevant to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373543)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker

((John Hughes)) perpetrated one of the biggest falsehoods of the 80s, affecting tens of millions of teenagers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676733)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: unholy reading party trump supporter

if you know anything about von steuben (decadent cosmopolitan foreigner literally kicked off an entire continent for being such a flagrant pedo rapist that even the french were disgusted) it's not hard to see what Hughes is up to here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35676744)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker

Does pederestrian have a point above or is this just more incoherent sexpat mumbling that Xo is constantly subject to?

Does he think you can't go to a baseball game in May? Please explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677023)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: hairraiser national wrinkle

His joke is that baseball games take forever, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677096)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: unholy reading party trump supporter

I believe this is supposed to reflect ferris's magical powers--extending even to the manipulation of spacetime itself--as viewed through the lens of our intrepid audience surrogate, Cameron.

Ferris is so chill, so fratty, he can skip school to dance in parades and attend baseball games even when there is no parade scheduled in chicago and it's not baseball season. nb, cameron and Ferris do not live in chicago but the North shore suburbs (as noted above) and just as Ferris seems to warp reality around him in the limited world of suburban high school, so too does Chicago itself transform into a playground for the whims of Ferris Bueller, Cameron's idol.

Cameron is us. We are Cameron. Ferris is right in front of us but always out of reach.

*logs into xo for the 2789th day in a row*

"Hear me out bros: do you think if we wore lifts, copped propecia and backdoored our way into HWS..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677170)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: hairraiser national wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677195)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:35 AM
Author: blathering impressive partner center

terribly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373561)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Flushed jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373579)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: hilarious outnumbered shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373566)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:37 AM
Author: boyish pink place of business

Whoa. Serious scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373567)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Excitant insane stage hunting ground

The lack of blank bumps on this 180 poast will be seen by future digital historians as one of the roadmarks of XO's decline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060280)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Angry house rigpig

Hughes cast a literal pedo as Principal Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489858)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: plum mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46053872)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Misanthropic stimulating son of senegal

If I say Ferris Bueller is overrated is that blasphemy. Not saying it isnt funny or even classic, but its not that great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677047)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker

It's getting exposed and destroyed itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677091)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: unhinged cumskin

It was groundbreaking at the time, and us smart people have been revisiting it in light of the observation that FB was just a narcissistic sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#35677178)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:27 AM
Author: Greedy feces giraffe

fatal flaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373544)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: spectacular locale water buffalo

Get Over Ferris Bueller Everyone, by (((Alan Siegel)))

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/06/get-over-ferris-bueller-everyone/240155/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373569)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Misunderstood fragrant travel guidebook area

(Jeanie Bueller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373647)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373899)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373986)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: racy carnelian sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489875)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Metal Haunted Graveyard Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489877)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: Rose hospital kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489888)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 4:43 PM
Author: spectacular locale water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44160544)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: Rose hospital kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163430)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46060230)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: ebony chest-beating fanboi preventive strike

Alan Siegel is a pen name for Ed Rooney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489915)



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Date: July 6th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: 180 Arrogant Dilemma

part of the subtle magic realism that makes the movie so charming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#36373665)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Marvelous cream azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163244)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489830)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: irradiated incel gas station

Clearly you don't understand the magic of the 80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489873)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia Office

It's hack shit

Hughes' earlier NatLamp work is so much better

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyVagina.htm

https://www.tgfa.org/fiction/MyPenis.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41489874)



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Date: December 5th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: hairless hominid

St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC is on a school day. Popular day to skip school and head to manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#41490299)



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Date: March 16th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: galvanic boltzmann boistinker

confirmed wtf. it's on the actual day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#46059931)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: pungent resort

The Isley Brothers (/ˈaɪzliː/) are an American musical group originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, that started as a vocal trio consisting of brothers O'Kelly Isley Jr., Rudolph Isley and Ronald Isley in the 1950s.[3][4][5][6][7] With a career spanning over eight decades, the group has enjoyed one of the "longest, most influential, and most diverse careers in the pantheon of popular music".[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927578&forum_id=2#44163314)



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Date: March 15th, 2023 2:31 AM
Author: Electric casino



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