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UConn women's bball plays worst D3 men's team. Who wins?

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Contagious Sable Lodge
  03/24/18
Not even close. Men's team wins. Intramural men's teams used...
Ruddy Exhilarant Gay Wizard Jap
  03/24/18
you're probably right, but UConn is even more of a dynasty t...
hilarious vivacious generalized bond hunting ground
  03/24/18
Lots of women's teams practice against men. And that's the u...
primrose crackhouse
  03/24/18
A couple of women’s players at my college showed up to the s...
vibrant salmon rehab
  03/25/18
http://athletics.goucher.edu/sports/mbkb/2017-18/roster 0...
hilarious vivacious generalized bond hunting ground
  03/24/18
I think this might actually be close. Nobody on that team ov...
Cracking self-absorbed psychic hairy legs
  03/24/18
UCONN would lose by 50
transparent provocative death wish
  03/24/18
That's why I can't stand espn playing them and the women's t...
Contagious Sable Lodge
  03/24/18
(guy absolutely fuming every August during the Little League...
White unholy famous landscape painting
  03/24/18
Who would win between the worst G League team and Loyola, or...
angry juggernaut
  03/24/18
Does the D3 team have their arms tied behind their back?
fluffy magical stage
  03/24/18
Uconn women would win and it wouldn’t be close. Get real gu...
Emerald odious center persian
  03/24/18
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Know-it-all bright mother affirmative action
  03/24/18
They wouldn't beat that goucher team
Contagious Sable Lodge
  03/24/18
The women would run offensive sets in circles around those g...
burgundy domesticated whorehouse
  03/24/18
LMAO, but teh coaching...
plum hot locale
  03/24/18
coaches do absolutely nothing. basically they're there to ke...
irate locus
  03/25/18
lol this is true how does incarceration impact the roster?
swashbuckling splenetic foreskin knife
  03/25/18
audibly loled
glittery degenerate
  03/25/18
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Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy Pistol
  03/25/18
i dont even necessarily think the ladies would jeed to get b...
Know-it-all bright mother affirmative action
  03/25/18
UConn women v best middle school team?
dull cuck queen of the night
  03/24/18
LeBron Jr. STYLIN all over Geno's bitches
hilarious vivacious generalized bond hunting ground
  03/24/18
My highschool team was pretty mediocre but a girl on our gir...
plum hot locale
  03/24/18
50/50
Nubile roast beef philosopher-king
  03/24/18
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Maize theater indirect expression
  03/24/18
I was all conference in D3. I've played with WNBA stars. I w...
aggressive internal respiration property
  03/24/18
this is dumb. chicks would get stomped. the speed and streng...
histrionic garnet filthpig
  03/24/18
Ugh I basically hate the trend toward scoreboard-spinning in...
dull cuck queen of the night
  03/24/18
Basketball, properly understood, is a game of runs. Sure, a...
aromatic peach coffee pot alpha
  03/24/18
i understand your view (i disagree). at least for basketball...
histrionic garnet filthpig
  03/24/18
Geno was on Pardon My Take and was asked whether his team co...
irradiated iridescent forum sneaky criminal
  03/24/18
>> Doesn't understand why the question always comes up...
sadistic ebony resort
  03/24/18
they would get stomped by a mediocre high school guys team
bipolar multi-colored theater stage
  03/24/18
you might’ve jumped the shark here
histrionic garnet filthpig
  03/24/18
no. baylor and tennessee and other womens teams in the past ...
bipolar multi-colored theater stage
  03/24/18
yup
hilarious vivacious generalized bond hunting ground
  03/24/18
Lol at all these "straight talkers" who don't unde...
mint thriller jewess electric furnace
  03/24/18
lazy flame
plum hot locale
  03/24/18
It would be interesting. Not sure how big and fast the *wors...
Stimulating very tactful piazza
  03/24/18
My JV high school team would beat them you idiot.
Chest-beating lemon set genital piercing
  03/24/18
i spoke at length to a guy who was on the practice squad aga...
gay harsh stage
  03/24/18
My best friend in college was a 6th man at a small private ...
primrose crackhouse
  03/24/18
the truth that cannot speak its name.
gay harsh stage
  03/24/18
They would lose to Earl's azn league team
Supple mad cow disease
  03/24/18
Earls team would beat them by 25, nyuug/uvt’s team would onl...
Claret field deer antler
  03/24/18
tbf a team with uvt and nyuug would technically be a women's...
Supple mad cow disease
  03/24/18
...
galvanic heaven
  03/25/18
3 on 5?
primrose crackhouse
  03/24/18
Uconn women would lose to most high school varsity teams.
violet stirring trailer park
  03/24/18
Women could win easily. Remember that one time in the 70s...
zombie-like nursing home
  03/24/18
Ah, yes. Good point, brother.
primrose crackhouse
  03/24/18
Men and it's not even close
sick nibblets
  03/24/18
Any group of males over the age of 14 that have played organ...
Gold Razzle-dazzle Theatre Ratface
  03/24/18


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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Contagious Sable Lodge



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Exhilarant Gay Wizard Jap

Not even close. Men's team wins. Intramural men's teams used to beat Tennessee's women's championship teams easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35677963)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: hilarious vivacious generalized bond hunting ground

you're probably right, but UConn is even more of a dynasty than Tennessee was. And I'm sure many good intramural players at Tennessee could have played for the *worst* D3 team in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678014)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse

Lots of women's teams practice against men. And that's the universal result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679785)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: vibrant salmon rehab

A couple of women’s players at my college showed up to the student gym for a pickup game. Got absolutely smashed by dudes that were good, but not great, high school players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682369)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: hilarious vivacious generalized bond hunting ground

http://athletics.goucher.edu/sports/mbkb/2017-18/roster

0-24 this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678010)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Cracking self-absorbed psychic hairy legs

I think this might actually be close. Nobody on that team over 6’5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678021)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: transparent provocative death wish

UCONN would lose by 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678036)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Contagious Sable Lodge

That's why I can't stand espn playing them and the women's tournament up - front page right now on website. It's tantamount to publicizing a dominant CYO boy's basketball team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678050)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: White unholy famous landscape painting

(guy absolutely fuming every August during the Little League World Series)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678067)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: angry juggernaut

Who would win between the worst G League team and Loyola, or really, nearly any of these teams?

Lots of what's ESPN newsworthy is a function of who we decide is eligible to compete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678120)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: fluffy magical stage

Does the D3 team have their arms tied behind their back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678013)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Emerald odious center persian

Uconn women would win and it wouldn’t be close. Get real guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678026)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all bright mother affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678029)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Contagious Sable Lodge

They wouldn't beat that goucher team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: burgundy domesticated whorehouse

The women would run offensive sets in circles around those guys and the refs would bail the women out on the defensive boards. A 4.5 womens tennis player beats a 3.0 men's player 9 times in 10.but but the man is stronger and and much faster! Doesn't matter where ever precision can overcome power, and running sets takes a lot of coordinated precision. UConn women would hammer a shitty d3 men's team. There is also the coach factor, auriemma would outclassed the opposing coach in terms of game clock and personnel management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678483)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: plum hot locale

LMAO, but teh coaching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678939)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: irate locus

coaches do absolutely nothing. basically they're there to keep the nigs on the bench from running into the stands and robbing spectators



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682267)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic foreskin knife

lol this is true how does incarceration impact the roster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682336)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: glittery degenerate

audibly loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682766)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Really Tough Guy Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682990)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Know-it-all bright mother affirmative action

i dont even necessarily think the ladies would jeed to get bailed out on boards. I know dudes who played D3 basketball. They werent anthletic freaks or anything. The Uconn women would kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682993)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: dull cuck queen of the night

UConn women v best middle school team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678031)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: hilarious vivacious generalized bond hunting ground

LeBron Jr. STYLIN all over Geno's bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679151)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: plum hot locale

My highschool team was pretty mediocre but a girl on our girls team went to play at tennesse and later in the WNBA. She would play with us and get clowned on. Women’s basketball players are hilariously unathletic and slow compared to guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678062)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Nubile roast beef philosopher-king

50/50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678080)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Maize theater indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678130)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: aggressive internal respiration property

I was all conference in D3. I've played with WNBA stars. I was prob better than any wnba player to ever live. The talent level is just too different. With that said, I don't know what the worst team would look like in D3, if they were just a regular bad team they'd win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678213)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: histrionic garnet filthpig

this is dumb. chicks would get stomped. the speed and strength would be too much for the women to overcome. this hypo only makes sense if you’re not that familiar with basketball

that said, women’s college basketball is light years better than men’s rock fighting (whoops i meant basketball) at the collegiate level. i basically agree with this take: https://deadspin.com/geno-auriemma-thinks-mens-college-basketball-is-shitty-1695098540



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678252)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: dull cuck queen of the night

Ugh I basically hate the trend toward scoreboard-spinning in every sport. If you want more scores in hockey or soccer, fine. But football doesn't need it, and basketball definitely doesn't. As-is, it's a less interesting sport because scoring is so frequent that individual scores lack meaning or excitement before the fourth quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678412)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: aromatic peach coffee pot alpha

Basketball, properly understood, is a game of runs.

Sure, an isolated basket in the first half doesn't seem to mean much, but in the context of a 10-0 run, it is big. Momentum is everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678426)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: histrionic garnet filthpig

i understand your view (i disagree). at least for basketball, speeding up the pace, spreading out the floor and making it harder to be overly physical rewards skill and athleticism over physicality. its impossible to imagine kyrie irving being such a wizard with the ball with someone assaulting him the whole time like in the 90s for example.

and we’re so far removed from dr. naismith’s original idea of basketball that none of these changes at the margins make the game any more or less “pure”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678454)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: irradiated iridescent forum sneaky criminal

Geno was on Pardon My Take and was asked whether his team could take a Div III men's squad - or something like that. He thought the question was ridiculous. He said, the men would win. Doesn't understand why the question always comes up though, like why do you even have to compare the two sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678441)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: sadistic ebony resort

>> Doesn't understand why the question always comes up though, like why do you even have to compare the two sports. <<

Because media, libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678945)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: bipolar multi-colored theater stage

they would get stomped by a mediocre high school guys team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678446)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic garnet filthpig

you might’ve jumped the shark here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678460)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: bipolar multi-colored theater stage

no. baylor and tennessee and other womens teams in the past have picked random bros in the college gym to scrimmiage against and they get massacred. us womens soccer team loses to 13yos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678501)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: hilarious vivacious generalized bond hunting ground

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679162)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: mint thriller jewess electric furnace

Lol at all these "straight talkers" who don't understand tails.

I'm sure UCONN women would beat the worst D3 team. The worst D3 is most likely a disorganized group of white guys who probably barely made varsity in high school.

UCONN women might be outclassed athletically but tneyd still be better passers, shooters, and be better coached by a factor of 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678487)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: plum hot locale

lazy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678934)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Stimulating very tactful piazza

It would be interesting. Not sure how big and fast the *worst* d-3 men’s team is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678497)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating lemon set genital piercing

My JV high school team would beat them you idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678936)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: gay harsh stage

i spoke at length to a guy who was on the practice squad against a women's college team that was top 10, at a school that has won the women's NCAA more than once.

he was an ordinary high school player at an ordinary high school. the speed, quickness, strength, and jumping advantage was enormous for the practice team, and they had to slow things down on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679129)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse

My best friend in college was a 6th man at a small private high school. When he played on the college practice team he said the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679802)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: gay harsh stage

the truth that cannot speak its name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35680041)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Supple mad cow disease

They would lose to Earl's azn league team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679728)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Claret field deer antler

Earls team would beat them by 25, nyuug/uvt’s team would only lose by a couple points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679797)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Supple mad cow disease

tbf a team with uvt and nyuug would technically be a women's team also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679859)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:21 AM
Author: galvanic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682260)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse

3 on 5?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679805)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: violet stirring trailer park

Uconn women would lose to most high school varsity teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679769)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: zombie-like nursing home

Women could win easily.

Remember that one time in the 70s Billie Jean King beat a man in tennis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679806)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: primrose crackhouse

Ah, yes. Good point, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679811)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: sick nibblets

Men and it's not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679810)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Gold Razzle-dazzle Theatre Ratface

Any group of males over the age of 14 that have played organized basketball for 3+ years would beat any women's team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679839)