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UConn women's bball plays worst D3 men's team. Who wins?

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balding motley shrine preventive strike
  03/24/18
Not even close. Men's team wins. Intramural men's teams used...
lascivious judgmental dog poop
  03/24/18
you're probably right, but UConn is even more of a dynasty t...
Jade generalized bond
  03/24/18
Lots of women's teams practice against men. And that's the u...
talented spot
  03/24/18
A couple of women’s players at my college showed up to the s...
Pink Theater
  03/25/18
http://athletics.goucher.edu/sports/mbkb/2017-18/roster 0...
Jade generalized bond
  03/24/18
I think this might actually be close. Nobody on that team ov...
drab orchestra pit boiling water
  03/24/18
UCONN would lose by 50
vigorous stage doctorate
  03/24/18
That's why I can't stand espn playing them and the women's t...
balding motley shrine preventive strike
  03/24/18
(guy absolutely fuming every August during the Little League...
demanding mediation
  03/24/18
Who would win between the worst G League team and Loyola, or...
puce floppy clown parlour
  03/24/18
Does the D3 team have their arms tied behind their back?
Carnelian chest-beating fortuitous meteor
  03/24/18
Uconn women would win and it wouldn’t be close. Get real gu...
Mustard Passionate Mexican
  03/24/18
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Yellow fragrant sneaky criminal
  03/24/18
They wouldn't beat that goucher team
balding motley shrine preventive strike
  03/24/18
The women would run offensive sets in circles around those g...
slimy sticky hell rigpig
  03/24/18
LMAO, but teh coaching...
Rambunctious Laughsome Philosopher-king
  03/24/18
coaches do absolutely nothing. basically they're there to ke...
High-end Vibrant Casino Digit Ratio
  03/25/18
lol this is true how does incarceration impact the roster?
Disrespectful learning disabled stock car
  03/25/18
audibly loled
Shaky milk
  03/25/18
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razzle submissive center rigor
  03/25/18
i dont even necessarily think the ladies would jeed to get b...
Yellow fragrant sneaky criminal
  03/25/18
UConn women v best middle school team?
Green harsh candlestick maker
  03/24/18
LeBron Jr. STYLIN all over Geno's bitches
Jade generalized bond
  03/24/18
My highschool team was pretty mediocre but a girl on our gir...
Rambunctious Laughsome Philosopher-king
  03/24/18
50/50
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amber sanctuary
  03/24/18
I was all conference in D3. I've played with WNBA stars. I w...
henna erotic resort half-breed
  03/24/18
this is dumb. chicks would get stomped. the speed and streng...
Cracking mildly autistic ratface menage
  03/24/18
Ugh I basically hate the trend toward scoreboard-spinning in...
Green harsh candlestick maker
  03/24/18
Basketball, properly understood, is a game of runs. Sure, a...
violent soul-stirring mother
  03/24/18
i understand your view (i disagree). at least for basketball...
Cracking mildly autistic ratface menage
  03/24/18
Geno was on Pardon My Take and was asked whether his team co...
Bull Headed Hairy Legs Plaza
  03/24/18
>> Doesn't understand why the question always comes up...
hairraiser dull address
  03/24/18
they would get stomped by a mediocre high school guys team
Orchid Locale
  03/24/18
you might’ve jumped the shark here
Cracking mildly autistic ratface menage
  03/24/18
no. baylor and tennessee and other womens teams in the past ...
Orchid Locale
  03/24/18
yup
Jade generalized bond
  03/24/18
Lol at all these "straight talkers" who don't unde...
wonderful faggotry meetinghouse
  03/24/18
lazy flame
Rambunctious Laughsome Philosopher-king
  03/24/18
It would be interesting. Not sure how big and fast the *wors...
silver site
  03/24/18
My JV high school team would beat them you idiot.
curious pit
  03/24/18
i spoke at length to a guy who was on the practice squad aga...
Up-to-no-good vivacious wagecucks
  03/24/18
My best friend in college was a 6th man at a small private ...
talented spot
  03/24/18
the truth that cannot speak its name.
Up-to-no-good vivacious wagecucks
  03/24/18
They would lose to Earl's azn league team
bipolar emerald coldplay fan gay wizard
  03/24/18
Earls team would beat them by 25, nyuug/uvt’s team would onl...
Brindle indian lodge
  03/24/18
tbf a team with uvt and nyuug would technically be a women's...
bipolar emerald coldplay fan gay wizard
  03/24/18
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crusty contagious locus
  03/25/18
3 on 5?
talented spot
  03/24/18
Uconn women would lose to most high school varsity teams.
big sandwich hall
  03/24/18
Women could win easily. Remember that one time in the 70s...
thriller arrogant wrinkle
  03/24/18
Ah, yes. Good point, brother.
talented spot
  03/24/18
Men and it's not even close
Provocative market ceo
  03/24/18
Any group of males over the age of 14 that have played organ...
charismatic persian ape
  03/24/18


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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: balding motley shrine preventive strike



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: lascivious judgmental dog poop

Not even close. Men's team wins. Intramural men's teams used to beat Tennessee's women's championship teams easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35677963)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Jade generalized bond

you're probably right, but UConn is even more of a dynasty than Tennessee was. And I'm sure many good intramural players at Tennessee could have played for the *worst* D3 team in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678014)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: talented spot

Lots of women's teams practice against men. And that's the universal result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679785)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Pink Theater

A couple of women’s players at my college showed up to the student gym for a pickup game. Got absolutely smashed by dudes that were good, but not great, high school players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682369)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Jade generalized bond

http://athletics.goucher.edu/sports/mbkb/2017-18/roster

0-24 this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678010)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: drab orchestra pit boiling water

I think this might actually be close. Nobody on that team over 6’5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678021)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: vigorous stage doctorate

UCONN would lose by 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678036)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: balding motley shrine preventive strike

That's why I can't stand espn playing them and the women's tournament up - front page right now on website. It's tantamount to publicizing a dominant CYO boy's basketball team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678050)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: demanding mediation

(guy absolutely fuming every August during the Little League World Series)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678067)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: puce floppy clown parlour

Who would win between the worst G League team and Loyola, or really, nearly any of these teams?

Lots of what's ESPN newsworthy is a function of who we decide is eligible to compete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678120)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Carnelian chest-beating fortuitous meteor

Does the D3 team have their arms tied behind their back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678013)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Mustard Passionate Mexican

Uconn women would win and it wouldn’t be close. Get real guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678026)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Yellow fragrant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678029)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: balding motley shrine preventive strike

They wouldn't beat that goucher team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: slimy sticky hell rigpig

The women would run offensive sets in circles around those guys and the refs would bail the women out on the defensive boards. A 4.5 womens tennis player beats a 3.0 men's player 9 times in 10.but but the man is stronger and and much faster! Doesn't matter where ever precision can overcome power, and running sets takes a lot of coordinated precision. UConn women would hammer a shitty d3 men's team. There is also the coach factor, auriemma would outclassed the opposing coach in terms of game clock and personnel management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678483)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious Laughsome Philosopher-king

LMAO, but teh coaching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678939)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: High-end Vibrant Casino Digit Ratio

coaches do absolutely nothing. basically they're there to keep the nigs on the bench from running into the stands and robbing spectators



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682267)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:27 AM
Author: Disrespectful learning disabled stock car

lol this is true how does incarceration impact the roster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682336)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Shaky milk

audibly loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682766)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: razzle submissive center rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682990)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Yellow fragrant sneaky criminal

i dont even necessarily think the ladies would jeed to get bailed out on boards. I know dudes who played D3 basketball. They werent anthletic freaks or anything. The Uconn women would kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682993)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Green harsh candlestick maker

UConn women v best middle school team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678031)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Jade generalized bond

LeBron Jr. STYLIN all over Geno's bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679151)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious Laughsome Philosopher-king

My highschool team was pretty mediocre but a girl on our girls team went to play at tennesse and later in the WNBA. She would play with us and get clowned on. Women’s basketball players are hilariously unathletic and slow compared to guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678062)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: arousing dun international law enforcement agency bbw

50/50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678080)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: amber sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678130)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: henna erotic resort half-breed

I was all conference in D3. I've played with WNBA stars. I was prob better than any wnba player to ever live. The talent level is just too different. With that said, I don't know what the worst team would look like in D3, if they were just a regular bad team they'd win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678213)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Cracking mildly autistic ratface menage

this is dumb. chicks would get stomped. the speed and strength would be too much for the women to overcome. this hypo only makes sense if you’re not that familiar with basketball

that said, women’s college basketball is light years better than men’s rock fighting (whoops i meant basketball) at the collegiate level. i basically agree with this take: https://deadspin.com/geno-auriemma-thinks-mens-college-basketball-is-shitty-1695098540



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678252)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Green harsh candlestick maker

Ugh I basically hate the trend toward scoreboard-spinning in every sport. If you want more scores in hockey or soccer, fine. But football doesn't need it, and basketball definitely doesn't. As-is, it's a less interesting sport because scoring is so frequent that individual scores lack meaning or excitement before the fourth quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678412)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: violent soul-stirring mother

Basketball, properly understood, is a game of runs.

Sure, an isolated basket in the first half doesn't seem to mean much, but in the context of a 10-0 run, it is big. Momentum is everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678426)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Cracking mildly autistic ratface menage

i understand your view (i disagree). at least for basketball, speeding up the pace, spreading out the floor and making it harder to be overly physical rewards skill and athleticism over physicality. its impossible to imagine kyrie irving being such a wizard with the ball with someone assaulting him the whole time like in the 90s for example.

and we’re so far removed from dr. naismith’s original idea of basketball that none of these changes at the margins make the game any more or less “pure”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678454)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Bull Headed Hairy Legs Plaza

Geno was on Pardon My Take and was asked whether his team could take a Div III men's squad - or something like that. He thought the question was ridiculous. He said, the men would win. Doesn't understand why the question always comes up though, like why do you even have to compare the two sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678441)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: hairraiser dull address

>> Doesn't understand why the question always comes up though, like why do you even have to compare the two sports. <<

Because media, libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678945)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Orchid Locale

they would get stomped by a mediocre high school guys team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678446)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Cracking mildly autistic ratface menage

you might’ve jumped the shark here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678460)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Orchid Locale

no. baylor and tennessee and other womens teams in the past have picked random bros in the college gym to scrimmiage against and they get massacred. us womens soccer team loses to 13yos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678501)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Jade generalized bond

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679162)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: wonderful faggotry meetinghouse

Lol at all these "straight talkers" who don't understand tails.

I'm sure UCONN women would beat the worst D3 team. The worst D3 is most likely a disorganized group of white guys who probably barely made varsity in high school.

UCONN women might be outclassed athletically but tneyd still be better passers, shooters, and be better coached by a factor of 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678487)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious Laughsome Philosopher-king

lazy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678934)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: silver site

It would be interesting. Not sure how big and fast the *worst* d-3 men’s team is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678497)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: curious pit

My JV high school team would beat them you idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678936)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vivacious wagecucks

i spoke at length to a guy who was on the practice squad against a women's college team that was top 10, at a school that has won the women's NCAA more than once.

he was an ordinary high school player at an ordinary high school. the speed, quickness, strength, and jumping advantage was enormous for the practice team, and they had to slow things down on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679129)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: talented spot

My best friend in college was a 6th man at a small private high school. When he played on the college practice team he said the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679802)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good vivacious wagecucks

the truth that cannot speak its name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35680041)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: bipolar emerald coldplay fan gay wizard

They would lose to Earl's azn league team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679728)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Brindle indian lodge

Earls team would beat them by 25, nyuug/uvt’s team would only lose by a couple points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679797)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: bipolar emerald coldplay fan gay wizard

tbf a team with uvt and nyuug would technically be a women's team also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679859)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:21 AM
Author: crusty contagious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682260)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: talented spot

3 on 5?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679805)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: big sandwich hall

Uconn women would lose to most high school varsity teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679769)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: thriller arrogant wrinkle

Women could win easily.

Remember that one time in the 70s Billie Jean King beat a man in tennis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679806)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: talented spot

Ah, yes. Good point, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679811)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Provocative market ceo

Men and it's not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679810)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: charismatic persian ape

Any group of males over the age of 14 that have played organized basketball for 3+ years would beat any women's team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679839)