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UConn women's bball plays worst D3 men's team. Who wins?

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Flatulent Rehab French Chef
  03/24/18
Not even close. Men's team wins. Intramural men's teams used...
trip ultramarine potus therapy
  03/24/18
you're probably right, but UConn is even more of a dynasty t...
pungent indigo wagecucks rigpig
  03/24/18
Lots of women's teams practice against men. And that's the u...
boyish office
  03/24/18
A couple of women’s players at my college showed up to the s...
bistre harsh windowlicker
  03/25/18
http://athletics.goucher.edu/sports/mbkb/2017-18/roster 0...
pungent indigo wagecucks rigpig
  03/24/18
I think this might actually be close. Nobody on that team ov...
filthy lay
  03/24/18
UCONN would lose by 50
overrated adulterous base pozpig
  03/24/18
That's why I can't stand espn playing them and the women's t...
Flatulent Rehab French Chef
  03/24/18
(guy absolutely fuming every August during the Little League...
startling gas station
  03/24/18
Who would win between the worst G League team and Loyola, or...
Pea-brained tattoo
  03/24/18
Does the D3 team have their arms tied behind their back?
amber friendly grandma mad-dog skullcap
  03/24/18
Uconn women would win and it wouldn’t be close. Get real gu...
Flesh high-end spot
  03/24/18
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brilliant razzle-dazzle milk casino
  03/24/18
They wouldn't beat that goucher team
Flatulent Rehab French Chef
  03/24/18
The women would run offensive sets in circles around those g...
obsidian marvelous space background story
  03/24/18
LMAO, but teh coaching...
Lemon trailer park mediation
  03/24/18
coaches do absolutely nothing. basically they're there to ke...
Red appetizing useless brakes
  03/25/18
lol this is true how does incarceration impact the roster?
Cordovan deranged school cafeteria
  03/25/18
audibly loled
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  03/25/18
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Racy Topaz Dilemma Dopamine
  03/25/18
i dont even necessarily think the ladies would jeed to get b...
brilliant razzle-dazzle milk casino
  03/25/18
UConn women v best middle school team?
fragrant lavender den fortuitous meteor
  03/24/18
LeBron Jr. STYLIN all over Geno's bitches
pungent indigo wagecucks rigpig
  03/24/18
My highschool team was pretty mediocre but a girl on our gir...
Lemon trailer park mediation
  03/24/18
50/50
exhilarant ruby home
  03/24/18
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Violet stage
  03/24/18
I was all conference in D3. I've played with WNBA stars. I w...
Gold bateful house striped hyena
  03/24/18
this is dumb. chicks would get stomped. the speed and streng...
Soul-stirring nibblets degenerate
  03/24/18
Ugh I basically hate the trend toward scoreboard-spinning in...
fragrant lavender den fortuitous meteor
  03/24/18
Basketball, properly understood, is a game of runs. Sure, a...
Umber foreskin national security agency
  03/24/18
i understand your view (i disagree). at least for basketball...
Soul-stirring nibblets degenerate
  03/24/18
Geno was on Pardon My Take and was asked whether his team co...
french plaza rigor
  03/24/18
>> Doesn't understand why the question always comes up...
Wonderful factory reset button forum
  03/24/18
they would get stomped by a mediocre high school guys team
motley center
  03/24/18
you might’ve jumped the shark here
Soul-stirring nibblets degenerate
  03/24/18
no. baylor and tennessee and other womens teams in the past ...
motley center
  03/24/18
yup
pungent indigo wagecucks rigpig
  03/24/18
Lol at all these "straight talkers" who don't unde...
drunken field gaping
  03/24/18
lazy flame
Lemon trailer park mediation
  03/24/18
It would be interesting. Not sure how big and fast the *wors...
White Elite Dragon
  03/24/18
My JV high school team would beat them you idiot.
wine odious stead puppy
  03/24/18
i spoke at length to a guy who was on the practice squad aga...
naked stage
  03/24/18
My best friend in college was a 6th man at a small private ...
boyish office
  03/24/18
the truth that cannot speak its name.
naked stage
  03/24/18
They would lose to Earl's azn league team
Yapping address voyeur
  03/24/18
Earls team would beat them by 25, nyuug/uvt’s team would onl...
Insane Embarrassed To The Bone Chad Turdskin
  03/24/18
tbf a team with uvt and nyuug would technically be a women's...
Yapping address voyeur
  03/24/18
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lake feces station
  03/25/18
3 on 5?
boyish office
  03/24/18
Uconn women would lose to most high school varsity teams.
stirring demanding school dysfunction
  03/24/18
Women could win easily. Remember that one time in the 70s...
hyperactive resort pisswyrm
  03/24/18
Ah, yes. Good point, brother.
boyish office
  03/24/18
Men and it's not even close
mustard adventurous indian lodge
  03/24/18
Any group of males over the age of 14 that have played organ...
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  03/24/18


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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Rehab French Chef



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: trip ultramarine potus therapy

Not even close. Men's team wins. Intramural men's teams used to beat Tennessee's women's championship teams easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35677963)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: pungent indigo wagecucks rigpig

you're probably right, but UConn is even more of a dynasty than Tennessee was. And I'm sure many good intramural players at Tennessee could have played for the *worst* D3 team in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678014)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: boyish office

Lots of women's teams practice against men. And that's the universal result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679785)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: bistre harsh windowlicker

A couple of women’s players at my college showed up to the student gym for a pickup game. Got absolutely smashed by dudes that were good, but not great, high school players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682369)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: pungent indigo wagecucks rigpig

http://athletics.goucher.edu/sports/mbkb/2017-18/roster

0-24 this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678010)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: filthy lay

I think this might actually be close. Nobody on that team over 6’5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678021)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: overrated adulterous base pozpig

UCONN would lose by 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678036)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Flatulent Rehab French Chef

That's why I can't stand espn playing them and the women's tournament up - front page right now on website. It's tantamount to publicizing a dominant CYO boy's basketball team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678050)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: startling gas station

(guy absolutely fuming every August during the Little League World Series)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678067)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained tattoo

Who would win between the worst G League team and Loyola, or really, nearly any of these teams?

Lots of what's ESPN newsworthy is a function of who we decide is eligible to compete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678120)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: amber friendly grandma mad-dog skullcap

Does the D3 team have their arms tied behind their back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678013)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Flesh high-end spot

Uconn women would win and it wouldn’t be close. Get real guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678026)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle milk casino



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Flatulent Rehab French Chef

They wouldn't beat that goucher team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678040)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: obsidian marvelous space background story

The women would run offensive sets in circles around those guys and the refs would bail the women out on the defensive boards. A 4.5 womens tennis player beats a 3.0 men's player 9 times in 10.but but the man is stronger and and much faster! Doesn't matter where ever precision can overcome power, and running sets takes a lot of coordinated precision. UConn women would hammer a shitty d3 men's team. There is also the coach factor, auriemma would outclassed the opposing coach in terms of game clock and personnel management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678483)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Lemon trailer park mediation

LMAO, but teh coaching...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678939)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Red appetizing useless brakes

coaches do absolutely nothing. basically they're there to keep the nigs on the bench from running into the stands and robbing spectators



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682267)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 7:27 AM
Author: Cordovan deranged school cafeteria

lol this is true how does incarceration impact the roster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682336)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Cerebral Carmine Immigrant Associate

audibly loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682766)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Racy Topaz Dilemma Dopamine



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: brilliant razzle-dazzle milk casino

i dont even necessarily think the ladies would jeed to get bailed out on boards. I know dudes who played D3 basketball. They werent anthletic freaks or anything. The Uconn women would kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35682993)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: fragrant lavender den fortuitous meteor

UConn women v best middle school team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678031)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: pungent indigo wagecucks rigpig

LeBron Jr. STYLIN all over Geno's bitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679151)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Lemon trailer park mediation

My highschool team was pretty mediocre but a girl on our girls team went to play at tennesse and later in the WNBA. She would play with us and get clowned on. Women’s basketball players are hilariously unathletic and slow compared to guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678062)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: exhilarant ruby home

50/50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678080)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Violet stage



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Gold bateful house striped hyena

I was all conference in D3. I've played with WNBA stars. I was prob better than any wnba player to ever live. The talent level is just too different. With that said, I don't know what the worst team would look like in D3, if they were just a regular bad team they'd win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678213)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nibblets degenerate

this is dumb. chicks would get stomped. the speed and strength would be too much for the women to overcome. this hypo only makes sense if you’re not that familiar with basketball

that said, women’s college basketball is light years better than men’s rock fighting (whoops i meant basketball) at the collegiate level. i basically agree with this take: https://deadspin.com/geno-auriemma-thinks-mens-college-basketball-is-shitty-1695098540



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678252)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: fragrant lavender den fortuitous meteor

Ugh I basically hate the trend toward scoreboard-spinning in every sport. If you want more scores in hockey or soccer, fine. But football doesn't need it, and basketball definitely doesn't. As-is, it's a less interesting sport because scoring is so frequent that individual scores lack meaning or excitement before the fourth quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678412)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Umber foreskin national security agency

Basketball, properly understood, is a game of runs.

Sure, an isolated basket in the first half doesn't seem to mean much, but in the context of a 10-0 run, it is big. Momentum is everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678426)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nibblets degenerate

i understand your view (i disagree). at least for basketball, speeding up the pace, spreading out the floor and making it harder to be overly physical rewards skill and athleticism over physicality. its impossible to imagine kyrie irving being such a wizard with the ball with someone assaulting him the whole time like in the 90s for example.

and we’re so far removed from dr. naismith’s original idea of basketball that none of these changes at the margins make the game any more or less “pure”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678454)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: french plaza rigor

Geno was on Pardon My Take and was asked whether his team could take a Div III men's squad - or something like that. He thought the question was ridiculous. He said, the men would win. Doesn't understand why the question always comes up though, like why do you even have to compare the two sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678441)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Wonderful factory reset button forum

>> Doesn't understand why the question always comes up though, like why do you even have to compare the two sports. <<

Because media, libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678945)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: motley center

they would get stomped by a mediocre high school guys team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678446)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nibblets degenerate

you might’ve jumped the shark here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678460)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: motley center

no. baylor and tennessee and other womens teams in the past have picked random bros in the college gym to scrimmiage against and they get massacred. us womens soccer team loses to 13yos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678501)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: pungent indigo wagecucks rigpig

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679162)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: drunken field gaping

Lol at all these "straight talkers" who don't understand tails.

I'm sure UCONN women would beat the worst D3 team. The worst D3 is most likely a disorganized group of white guys who probably barely made varsity in high school.

UCONN women might be outclassed athletically but tneyd still be better passers, shooters, and be better coached by a factor of 50

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678487)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Lemon trailer park mediation

lazy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678934)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: White Elite Dragon

It would be interesting. Not sure how big and fast the *worst* d-3 men’s team is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678497)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: wine odious stead puppy

My JV high school team would beat them you idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35678936)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: naked stage

i spoke at length to a guy who was on the practice squad against a women's college team that was top 10, at a school that has won the women's NCAA more than once.

he was an ordinary high school player at an ordinary high school. the speed, quickness, strength, and jumping advantage was enormous for the practice team, and they had to slow things down on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679129)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: boyish office

My best friend in college was a 6th man at a small private high school. When he played on the college practice team he said the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679802)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: naked stage

the truth that cannot speak its name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35680041)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Yapping address voyeur

They would lose to Earl's azn league team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679728)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Insane Embarrassed To The Bone Chad Turdskin

Earls team would beat them by 25, nyuug/uvt’s team would only lose by a couple points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679797)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Yapping address voyeur

tbf a team with uvt and nyuug would technically be a women's team also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679859)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:21 AM
Author: lake feces station



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: boyish office

3 on 5?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679805)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: stirring demanding school dysfunction

Uconn women would lose to most high school varsity teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679769)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: hyperactive resort pisswyrm

Women could win easily.

Remember that one time in the 70s Billie Jean King beat a man in tennis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679806)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: boyish office

Ah, yes. Good point, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679811)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: mustard adventurous indian lodge

Men and it's not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679810)



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Date: March 24th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating useless hunting ground lodge

Any group of males over the age of 14 that have played organized basketball for 3+ years would beat any women's team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927780&forum_id=2#35679839)