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ITT: I call out TMF aka The Meanest Fish in the form of a battle rap (NYUUG)

Zdravstvuyte, comrade! Kak dila? Did I get that right? For ...
khaki headpube stock car
  03/28/18
didn't read but based on other "rap battle" thread...
Comical soggy forum old irish cottage
  03/28/18
I am sure TMF will read this thread. He's a smart guy so I e...
khaki headpube stock car
  03/28/18
You called yourself nyuug, sound it out and it rhymes with f...
Mildly autistic crimson corner
  03/29/18
nyuug done here again
Yellow stag film
  03/29/18
180 but ljl at the concept of a Russian girl falling in love...
Crusty locus corn cake
  03/29/18
She's been with me her entire adult life and has only slept ...
Mildly autistic crimson corner
  03/29/18
ruthless.
khaki headpube stock car
  05/03/18
“You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea We all kn...
scarlet overrated really tough guy tattoo
  03/29/18
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Dull vivacious abode national security agency
  05/23/18
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fantasy-prone locale
  04/02/18
holy shit 180 didnt even know TMF shot back
khaki headpube stock car
  05/03/18
pls vocaroo in russian accent
federal stimulating institution ratface
  05/03/18
this was 180, also of course TMF would mention cars for no r...
Talented maroon market
  05/23/18
Most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on xo
supple stage skinny woman
  05/23/18
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peach set
  05/23/18
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bonkers office turdskin
  05/23/18
<3
tripping den elastic band
  05/23/18
hey OP. dat cancel.
spectacular well-lubricated windowlicker selfie
  05/03/18
yo tmf, where u at homie
khaki headpube stock car
  05/23/18
He's being a short ugly bitch as usual.
heady toaster
  05/23/18
HOLY SHIT. watchmen, why you gotta be like that?
khaki headpube stock car
  05/23/18
Yo, fuck him. You got a problem with that? Because I don't t...
heady toaster
  05/23/18
Watchmen is just mad I won't fuck his ass.
Mildly autistic crimson corner
  05/23/18
Rach pull the fucking plug Jesus Christ
supple stage skinny woman
  05/23/18
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Odious newt field
  05/23/18
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diverse incel
  05/23/18
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Judgmental wrinkle
  05/23/18
Cr both were terrible
Stirring pistol striped hyena
  05/23/18
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Gay Property Mexican
  05/23/18
?
Mildly autistic crimson corner
  05/23/18
You are in your mid 30s and you wrote a battle rap on a law...
supple stage skinny woman
  05/24/18
Clutch those pearls tighter!
Mildly autistic crimson corner
  05/24/18
*farts cum on your forehead*
exhilarant nubile international law enforcement agency ceo
  05/24/18
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alcoholic laughsome kitty
  05/23/18
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Duck-like Electric Brunch Prole
  05/24/18
Xo is terrible. Fucking kill me
Flesh Cracking Spot
  05/24/18
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supple stage skinny woman
  05/24/18


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Date: March 28th, 2018 2:59 AM
Author: khaki headpube stock car

Zdravstvuyte, comrade! Kak dila? Did I get that right?

For the non-Russians on the board, it's what you say to a Russian at first sight

For the Russians on the board, it means another Ruskie sestra is riding NYUUG's Yellow Monster tonight!

***

Are boart is so old now that only we regs know TMF's story

The trials and tribulations...before his legendary fall from glory

For now, a minute of silence for our fallen comrade! Even legends die. These newfags need a reminder, Memento mori

***

But the hallowed halls of Northwestern is where this fishes migration began

Others say the Caspian Sea that touches Kazakstan

Only the man himself knows the true distance he swam

***

December 2008. First Entry, "Summer In Moscow"

"Mandy, I swear. We'll be RICH! Like robbers in Macao", was his vow

Biglaw, 6 mills. Actually, fuck that. I'll just take 3 mills now

***

And so the Meanest Fish planned, schemed, and hustled

Copped dat ManFUCKINGhattan biglaw and his dream was now within reach: a McMansion far from the city bustle

But then ITE hit, too much for just one fish to justle

***

No job. No car. No money. All he had left was a pitbull and a gold digger

TMF, when your mom gave birth to you, she shit out the world's first Russian nigger

***

Mandy is fair game, you know how I battle

Nothings off limits - Chinkyeyes, RSF, and DBG - slaughtered cattle

Your wife lurks, but do me a favor and promise not to tattle

***

This guy might be the board's most miserable sick fuck im discussin

BLYAD! DER'MO! UBLYUDOK! Nojerbspwn3d had the twat cussin

Jerked off Valen, mixed in some vodka, served it to his wife, and called it a White Russian

***

But being Russian isnt the real reason the guy is such a miserable fuck: He's barely 5'8!

Mandy complains on the board about neglected vagina. Jesus, no wonder this guy is full of hate

On top of that, he claims his wife was a virgin even though she fucked me on our first date!

***

Lenin! Stalin! Putin! You're all mere 5'8 juden

***

TMF, the internet tough guy. Talks hard and never backs down from fights

Like Leonidas, Alexander the great, and Ceaser. European alphas of great stature and might

Hate to break it to you Nemo, but tippy-toeing doesnt make you a great white!

***

And now my marriage to Svetlana got this baby bitch crying like a dummy

Your christmas gift this year is going to be a Korean onesie

Next to us, you and Mandy are just 2 Russian strivers obssesed with money

****

Port Arthur, 1904? Whew! Poor ruskies didn't even have a clue

But in this battle Kim's yellow fist is coming at you

Because getting slapped by big asian cock is what Russians are used to!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706779)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:10 AM
Author: Comical soggy forum old irish cottage

didn't read but based on other "rap battle" threads you've started this is probably horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706805)



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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: khaki headpube stock car

I am sure TMF will read this thread. He's a smart guy so I expect him to shoot back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706830)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Mildly autistic crimson corner

You called yourself nyuug, sound it out and it rhymes with fag

Picture yourself a stag

But IRL your posting is just a drag…

You’ve got no 180s

You can’t even buy them like you do your ladies

***

LMAO, you lost your virginity as an old man

Now you’re acting like it was all a plan

Acting like all these girls want your cock

It looks and sounds as dumb as a cinderblock

***

You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea

We all know it was after all the American girls said c-ya

You could die tomorrow and no one would care

I wouldn’t walk in your shoes for a day on a dare

***

I actually got a Russian girl to fall in love with me

You got a Russian girl who doesn’t fuck for free

You dumb motherfucker, you think she fell in love with you after three days?

Anyone with eyeballs and a brain knows that ain’t how it works

And no, it isn’t because her last 3 pimps were all jerks

The green involved here isn’t just her eyes

You’re about to be in for a really obvious surprise

In the end she’ll still be a solid fuck

But you, you’re just going to end up a cuck

***

You act like you’re the shits

Your rhyming like your career shows you don’t have any wits

You drive an old Honda Accord

Looking up to the loser driving an old Ford

I drive over you and your shitty car with my $50k car like a Lord

***

Trying to diss me because of my height?

Brother, look in the mirror, you’re bringing a knife to a gunfight

My words fly at you like bullets from a machine gun

But none will resonate with you because you’re too dumb

It’s ok, I’m doing this for my own fun

In any event, unlike you I’ve got real work to do, so I’m done



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715460)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Yellow stag film

nyuug done here again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715472)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Crusty locus corn cake

180 but ljl at the concept of a Russian girl falling in love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715478)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Mildly autistic crimson corner

She's been with me her entire adult life and has only slept with me. You just have to have to be an actual man who can handle his shit, which nyuug really isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715500)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: khaki headpube stock car

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971184)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: scarlet overrated really tough guy tattoo

“You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea

We all know it was after all the American girls said c-ya”

lmao nyuug BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715496)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:33 AM
Author: Dull vivacious abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110341)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: fantasy-prone locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35743556)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: khaki headpube stock car

holy shit 180 didnt even know TMF shot back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971161)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: federal stimulating institution ratface

pls vocaroo in russian accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971170)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Talented maroon market

this was 180, also of course TMF would mention cars for no reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109589)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: supple stage skinny woman

Most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:38 AM
Author: peach set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110110)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:24 AM
Author: bonkers office turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110335)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: tripping den elastic band

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115925)



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Date: May 3rd, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: spectacular well-lubricated windowlicker selfie

hey OP. dat cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971381)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: khaki headpube stock car

yo tmf, where u at homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109553)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: heady toaster

He's being a short ugly bitch as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109556)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: khaki headpube stock car

HOLY SHIT. watchmen, why you gotta be like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109562)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: heady toaster

Yo, fuck him. You got a problem with that? Because I don't think you do. He acts like a bitch so I treat him like one. This bitch is a long term hater of mine and holds a grudge like a ho. That's what he is, a bitch ho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109585)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic crimson corner

Watchmen is just mad I won't fuck his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115916)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: supple stage skinny woman

Rach pull the fucking plug Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110058)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:00 AM
Author: Odious newt field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110146)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:41 AM
Author: diverse incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110351)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Judgmental wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110615)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Stirring pistol striped hyena

Cr both were terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110633)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Gay Property Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110656)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic crimson corner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115914)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: supple stage skinny woman

You are in your mid 30s and you wrote a battle rap on a lawyer message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117098)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Mildly autistic crimson corner

Clutch those pearls tighter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117656)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: exhilarant nubile international law enforcement agency ceo

*farts cum on your forehead*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117678)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: alcoholic laughsome kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110342)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:07 AM
Author: Duck-like Electric Brunch Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117115)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Flesh Cracking Spot

Xo is terrible. Fucking kill me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117681)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: supple stage skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36118803)