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ITT: I call out TMF aka The Meanest Fish in the form of a battle rap (NYUUG)
| snowy milk goyim | 03/28/18 |
| Sticky multi-colored boltzmann | 03/28/18 |
| snowy milk goyim | 03/28/18 |
| Puce office | 03/29/18 |
| chartreuse queen of the night brethren | 03/29/18 |
| Laughsome state | 03/29/18 |
| Puce office | 03/29/18 |
| snowy milk goyim | 05/03/18 |
| swashbuckling set selfie | 03/29/18 |
| drunken heady center | 05/23/18 |
| haunting spot antidepressant drug | 04/02/18 |
| snowy milk goyim | 05/03/18 |
| Chestnut soul-stirring parlor | 05/03/18 |
| adventurous fiercely-loyal area hairy legs | 05/23/18 |
| Galvanic Shivering International Law Enforcement Agency | 05/23/18 |
| deep aquamarine locale mental disorder | 05/23/18 |
| Internet-worthy french chef | 05/23/18 |
| talking cracking mad-dog skullcap | 05/23/18 |
| mauve location windowlicker | 05/03/18 |
| snowy milk goyim | 05/23/18 |
| silver dashing crotch | 05/23/18 |
| snowy milk goyim | 05/23/18 |
| silver dashing crotch | 05/23/18 |
| Puce office | 05/23/18 |
| Galvanic Shivering International Law Enforcement Agency | 05/23/18 |
| histrionic dilemma potus | 05/23/18 |
| french senate philosopher-king | 05/23/18 |
| comical know-it-all half-breed toilet seat | 05/23/18 |
| glittery genital piercing | 05/23/18 |
| cerebral salmon kitchen | 05/23/18 |
| Puce office | 05/23/18 |
| Galvanic Shivering International Law Enforcement Agency | 05/24/18 |
| Puce office | 05/24/18 |
| Flushed public bath | 05/24/18 |
| autistic church affirmative action | 05/23/18 |
| beady-eyed ebony property associate | 05/24/18 |
| infuriating home place of business | 05/24/18 |
| Galvanic Shivering International Law Enforcement Agency | 05/24/18 |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 2:59 AM Author: snowy milk goyim Zdravstvuyte, comrade! Kak dila? Did I get that right? For the non-Russians on the board, it's what you say to a Russian at first sight For the Russians on the board, it means another Ruskie sestra is riding NYUUG's Yellow Monster tonight!
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Are boart is so old now that only we regs know TMF's story The trials and tribulations...before his legendary fall from glory For now, a minute of silence for our fallen comrade! Even legends die. These newfags need a reminder, Memento mori
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But the hallowed halls of Northwestern is where this fishes migration began Others say the Caspian Sea that touches Kazakstan Only the man himself knows the true distance he swam
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December 2008. First Entry, "Summer In Moscow" "Mandy, I swear. We'll be RICH! Like robbers in Macao", was his vow Biglaw, 6 mills. Actually, fuck that. I'll just take 3 mills now
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And so the Meanest Fish planned, schemed, and hustled Copped dat ManFUCKINGhattan biglaw and his dream was now within reach: a McMansion far from the city bustle But then ITE hit, too much for just one fish to justle
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No job. No car. No money. All he had left was a pitbull and a gold digger TMF, when your mom gave birth to you, she shit out the world's first Russian nigger
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Mandy is fair game, you know how I battle Nothings off limits - Chinkyeyes, RSF, and DBG - slaughtered cattle Your wife lurks, but do me a favor and promise not to tattle
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This guy might be the board's most miserable sick fuck im discussin BLYAD! DER'MO! UBLYUDOK! Nojerbspwn3d had the twat cussin Jerked off Valen, mixed in some vodka, served it to his wife, and called it a White Russian
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But being Russian isnt the real reason the guy is such a miserable fuck: He's barely 5'8! Mandy complains on the board about neglected vagina. Jesus, no wonder this guy is full of hate On top of that, he claims his wife was a virgin even though she fucked me on our first date!
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Lenin! Stalin! Putin! You're all mere 5'8 juden
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TMF, the internet tough guy. Talks hard and never backs down from fights Like Leonidas, Alexander the great, and Ceaser. European alphas of great stature and might Hate to break it to you Nemo, but tippy-toeing doesnt make you a great white!
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And now my marriage to Svetlana got this baby bitch crying like a dummy Your christmas gift this year is going to be a Korean onesie Next to us, you and Mandy are just 2 Russian strivers obssesed with money
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Port Arthur, 1904? Whew! Poor ruskies didn't even have a clue But in this battle Kim's yellow fist is coming at you Because getting slapped by big asian cock is what Russians are used to! |
Date: March 28th, 2018 3:10 AM Author: Sticky multi-colored boltzmann didn't read but based on other "rap battle" threads you've started this is probably horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706805) |
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Date: March 28th, 2018 3:26 AM Author: snowy milk goyim I am sure TMF will read this thread. He's a smart guy so I expect him to shoot back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35706830) |
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Date: March 29th, 2018 9:57 AM Author: Puce office You called yourself nyuug, sound it out and it rhymes with fag Picture yourself a stag But IRL your posting is just a drag… You’ve got no 180s You can’t even buy them like you do your ladies
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LMAO, you lost your virginity as an old man Now you’re acting like it was all a plan Acting like all these girls want your cock It looks and sounds as dumb as a cinderblock
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You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea We all know it was after all the American girls said c-ya You could die tomorrow and no one would care I wouldn’t walk in your shoes for a day on a dare
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I actually got a Russian girl to fall in love with me You got a Russian girl who doesn’t fuck for free You dumb motherfucker, you think she fell in love with you after three days? Anyone with eyeballs and a brain knows that ain’t how it works And no, it isn’t because her last 3 pimps were all jerks The green involved here isn’t just her eyes You’re about to be in for a really obvious surprise In the end she’ll still be a solid fuck But you, you’re just going to end up a cuck
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You act like you’re the shits Your rhyming like your career shows you don’t have any wits You drive an old Honda Accord Looking up to the loser driving an old Ford I drive over you and your shitty car with my $50k car like a Lord
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Trying to diss me because of my height? Brother, look in the mirror, you’re bringing a knife to a gunfight My words fly at you like bullets from a machine gun But none will resonate with you because you’re too dumb It’s ok, I’m doing this for my own fun In any event, unlike you I’ve got real work to do, so I’m done
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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:00 AM Author: chartreuse queen of the night brethren nyuug done here again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715472) |
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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: Laughsome state 180 but ljl at the concept of a Russian girl falling in love. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715478) |
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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:05 AM Author: Puce office She's been with me her entire adult life and has only slept with me. You just have to have to be an actual man who can handle his shit, which nyuug really isn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35715500) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:15 AM Author: snowy milk goyim ruthless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971184) |
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Date: March 29th, 2018 10:04 AM Author: swashbuckling set selfie “You constantly talk about how you moved to Korea We all know it was after all the American girls said c-ya” lmao nyuug BTFO |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:33 AM Author: drunken heady center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110341) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:41 AM Author: haunting spot antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35743556) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:09 AM Author: snowy milk goyim holy shit 180 didnt even know TMF shot back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971161) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2018 12:12 AM Author: Chestnut soul-stirring parlor pls vocaroo in russian accent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971170) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:29 AM Author: adventurous fiercely-loyal area hairy legs this was 180, also of course TMF would mention cars for no reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109589) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:28 AM Author: Galvanic Shivering International Law Enforcement Agency Most embarrassing thing I've ever seen on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110059) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:38 AM Author: deep aquamarine locale mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110110) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:24 AM Author: Internet-worthy french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110335) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:01 PM Author: talking cracking mad-dog skullcap <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115925) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2018 1:09 AM Author: mauve location windowlicker hey OP. dat cancel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#35971381) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:21 AM Author: snowy milk goyim yo tmf, where u at homie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109553) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:22 AM Author: silver dashing crotch He's being a short ugly bitch as usual. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109556) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:23 AM Author: snowy milk goyim HOLY SHIT. watchmen, why you gotta be like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109562) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:29 AM Author: silver dashing crotch Yo, fuck him. You got a problem with that? Because I don't think you do. He acts like a bitch so I treat him like one. This bitch is a long term hater of mine and holds a grudge like a ho. That's what he is, a bitch ho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36109585) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:00 PM Author: Puce office Watchmen is just mad I won't fuck his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115916) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:28 AM Author: Galvanic Shivering International Law Enforcement Agency Rach pull the fucking plug Jesus Christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110058) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 6:00 AM Author: histrionic dilemma potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110146) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:41 AM Author: french senate philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110351) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:15 AM Author: comical know-it-all half-breed toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110615) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:20 AM Author: glittery genital piercing Cr both were terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110633) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:25 AM Author: cerebral salmon kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110656) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:59 PM Author: Puce office ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36115914) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:54 AM Author: Galvanic Shivering International Law Enforcement Agency You are in your mid 30s and you wrote a battle rap on a lawyer message board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117098) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:24 AM Author: Puce office Clutch those pearls tighter! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117656) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:29 AM Author: Flushed public bath *farts cum on your forehead* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117678) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 7:35 AM Author: autistic church affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36110342) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:07 AM Author: beady-eyed ebony property associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117115) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 9:30 AM Author: infuriating home place of business Xo is terrible. Fucking kill me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36117681) |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:51 AM Author: Galvanic Shivering International Law Enforcement Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3931672&forum_id=2#36118803) |