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Single Bros, Get A Cute Dog. May Be Your Only Hope Of Meeting A Girl IRL.
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:26 PM Author: big-titted canary space pdpd is an absolute chick magnet. if i were single, walking pdpd would be the only time i would (1) regularly come across attractive girls in random per-chance situations, and (2) have a non-threatening and aspie-proof icebreaker way to start up a convo with them.
the key is to get a cute cuddly small/medium dog that's not so small/feminine that you'd come off as gay. this way, your cute cuddly dog won't be too big or threatening for some attractive chick's cute dog, and they can sniff each other's asses while you chat it up.
srsly guys, in the age of tinder, when else can you possibly meet a girl IRL? this may be your best chance. |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: harsh idiotic pervert affirmative action if you had your dog a few years ago do you think you could've locked down a girl who wasn't blown out by literally dozens of smelly turdskins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765331) |
Date: April 4th, 2018 3:27 PM Author: angry cocky double fault I'm getting a cat btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763296) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:29 PM Author: big-titted canary space you can't walk a cat. nobody will see him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763307) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: angry cocky double fault 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763314) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:11 PM Author: titillating frisky international law enforcement agency ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSv2Etgdyk8 |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: big-titted canary space cant decide if that's 180 or animal abuse or both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765373) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:17 PM Author: titillating frisky international law enforcement agency you never know with cat doods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765402) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:34 PM Author: filthy flesh turdskin We had this Japanese guy in Harlem that used to do this in Central Park every day. He was old, the cat was old and they very slowly made their way around the Meer every day. It is superior to cats being locked inside for their entire lives. Though, being normal outdoor cats is superior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35775460) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:28 PM Author: soul-stirring slap-happy parlour rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763299) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:28 PM Author: Crystalline Sweet Tailpipe Suggests some breeds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763300) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:30 PM Author: big-titted canary space it needs to be a "rescue" so you have a good story, too.
lots of small poodle mixes can be cute but not so cute that they're gay. getting a boy dog seems to be a little less gay than having a girl dog since he still pees with his leg out. |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 4:22 PM Author: Sick contagious famous landscape painting loving the thoughtful, measured analysis ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763741) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: Crystalline Sweet Tailpipe Be more specific about breeds bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765163) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:38 PM Author: big-titted canary space mini lab/goldendoodle, king charles cav, pomeranian, etc. any small dog that it's *too* small and is a boy.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765184) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Crystalline Sweet Tailpipe Those all look gay except the mini lab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765295) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: big-titted canary space french bulldog
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: Ultramarine Crusty Antidepressant Drug Jesus Christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765302) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: indigo multi-billionaire trump supporter Weimaraner, Vizsla, or German shorthair. Super good looking and pet-able, still a man's dog. Just tell them you got it from a breed rescue if need be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765201) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:47 PM Author: big-titted canary space those dogs are good looking but not at all "cute" to a chick with a little dog, and they might be scared of letting their little dogs play with your dog who is much bigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765240) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:20 PM Author: indigo multi-billionaire trump supporter I have one of those three. Everybody, and I mean everybody, wants to pet my bro. He's super chill and it's obvious to anyone that he's friendly with all other dogs. Ur done here. All those dogs you suggested are chick dogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765419) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: Crystalline Sweet Tailpipe Are those breeder dogs or can you find them in rescues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765426) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:25 PM Author: indigo multi-billionaire trump supporter There are definitely breed specific rescues around for these. And I saw some field dog rescue that had some of these, I think in Texas. My advice is find the website for one of them, then buy from a proper breeder. If necessary you can tell a shitlib adopter chick that puppydood came from the rescue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765452) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Crystalline Sweet Tailpipe Why pay a breeder if they can be found in a rescue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770678) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:33 PM Author: big-titted canary space breed specific rescues are competitive as fuck, especially if it's a younger dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770714) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: big-titted canary space i'm not saying your dog isnt chill and pettable. my point is that you need a passable chick dog to truly get in the chick dog circle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765442) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:26 PM Author: indigo multi-billionaire trump supporter This has not been my experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765461) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: filthy flesh turdskin tcr. Fun fact from doing pit bull rescue. You know those big black dudes that rap as they walk and whatever? I used to see them and think "oh yes, I'm going to adopt out a pit bull." Nope. They ask where the little dog rescue is (seriously, this happens a bunch). Pretty quickly I learned that my target market was mostly white women and their husbands/bfs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770805) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: Aromatic trust fund "Small poodle mixes"? I thought this was a thread about dogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765178) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:39 PM Author: big-titted canary space your rottweiler / GSD isn't going to make doggy friends with your cute neighbor's shi tzu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765190) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: Aromatic trust fund Yeah, well that's the point. Owning those dogs indicates a personality disorder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765199) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:45 PM Author: big-titted canary space yes, everyone with a small dog has a mental illness. jfwgi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765228) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: Aromatic trust fund Look, if you want to cite some counterexamples, I'm all ears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765253) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: big-titted canary space are you single? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765311) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: filthy flesh turdskin I mean, is that wrong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35852024) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: misunderstood skinny woman water buffalo Rescues are prole tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765324) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: big-titted canary space fine then get from a breeder and make up a good rescue story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765329) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: misunderstood skinny woman water buffalo LOL @ having a beautiful expensive breed and claiming rescue you are right though they wouldn't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765344) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:09 PM Author: big-titted canary space (status-signaling vegan refusing to status-signal a rescue dog) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765352) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 AM Author: misunderstood skinny woman water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35776355) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:49 AM Author: big-titted canary space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35777310) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:23 AM Author: filthy flesh turdskin Oh stfu with this. You're prole as fuck. Buying a breeder dog just makes you a more unlikable prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35769061) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:27 AM Author: filthy flesh turdskin Literally any dog will attract women. Tons of chicks came up to pet my pit bull rottweiler mix. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35769109) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:10 PM Author: Obsidian Multi-colored Corner For chick magnet purposes, your best bet is probably either a French or English bulldog. French is more approachable but English is more masculine.
Or maybe something really peacocky like a St. Bernard/Bernese mountain dog/greater Swiss mountain dog, but that seems like a ton of work. |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:28 PM Author: Spectacular striped hyena what about dressing up in a dog costume and sniffing her dog's ass? to demonstrate alpha status (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763301) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: stirring sable volcanic crater You can still meet girls at bars and parties, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763332) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:39 PM Author: big-titted canary space nobody meets girls for serious dating in bars anymore. tinder replaced bars for hookups, anyway.
yes, house parties are good for meeting friends of friends, but you'll run out of friends of friends shortly. your circle can only be so big |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 3:38 PM Author: Smoky hominid Titcr. If Woman dies, I'll be all set to find a new one now that I have a dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763382) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: big-titted canary space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35763730) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: big-titted canary space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765148) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:40 PM Author: outnumbered fuchsia bbw not getting a fuckin dog, don't have the time or money. Not going to play their game they can play mine or I'll continue to go my own way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765193) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:48 PM Author: big-titted canary space your game isnt working. try something else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765244) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Irradiated Walnut Community Account this is like a person coming back from the gym after their first trainer session telling all their coworkers about working out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765255) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:55 PM Author: big-titted canary space i have a wife and im not a cheatmo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765278) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: harsh idiotic pervert affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765318) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:23 PM Author: Shaky dingle berry stag film titmfcr.
op should be gassed |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: big-titted canary space did you come ITT looking for breakfast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765444) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: silver cruise ship goal in life absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35775463) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: big-titted canary space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35775469) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:24 AM Author: fluffy provocative legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35769069) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:53 PM Author: Sticky nudist chapel "if i were single, walking pddj would be the only time i would (1) regularly come across attractive girls in random per-chance situations" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765269) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 7:55 PM Author: big-titted canary space rofl freudian slip. edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765282) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: misunderstood skinny woman water buffalo https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/980932417367171072 Just do Amazon Prime dogfood bro to troll the postman. |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:39 PM Author: Laughsome sickened location Forget girls - getting a dog can really improve your mental health, which most XO poasters need much more than they need to get laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765567) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:56 PM Author: big-titted canary space ofs. i'm so happy now.
plus our marriage is at an all-time high having this creature to care for |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: Laughsome sickened location 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765707) |
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Date: April 4th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: big-titted canary space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35765712) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:24 AM Author: Mind-boggling main people isn't your dog a maltese? I don't think there's a straight single guy on this planet that owns one of those. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35769072) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 1:52 PM Author: big-titted canary space maltese and silky terrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770376) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM Author: Mind-boggling main people between that and your twink stature the chicks probably just assume you're a fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770768) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: big-titted canary space but i have a ring on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770827) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: harsh idiotic pervert affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770972) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: filthy flesh turdskin He also weighs like 130lbs. So I guess the dog is proportional in size? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770600) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: big-titted canary space bloodacre with a great dane why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770676) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: filthy flesh turdskin Protip: they also react negatively when you tell them you can't stand your cat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35770942) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: adventurous library CR. I used to use the "mind if he says hi?" opening all the time to random women walking their dogs. Had a purebred English lab who was handsome as fuck and really friendly to people and other dogs. They invariably would say how cute he was and I would always reply, "yeah, he got all the good looks in the family" and they'd smile and look at me and at that point I knew I had them. I literally used just those 2 lines and little more probably 100 different times over the course of my bachelor years and ended up getting drinks/coffee with the women if they were single a majority of the times after, sometimes at the cafes/bars next to the park with our dogs licking each other's asses while we talked. Walking a dog signifies you're not a creep and immediately disarms them, especially if you can use some corny joke like that and make them laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35771117) |
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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:10 PM Author: big-titted canary space ^ this man gets it.
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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: filthy flesh turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35771239) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:18 AM Author: swollen ladyboy fanboi "Walking a dog signifies you're not a creep"
True true. If there is one thing modern American women are known for is selecting for traits in mates that lead to long term happiness. |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:52 AM Author: supple dilemma masturbator (Kidsmeller) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35777344) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: filthy flesh turdskin Protip: you can tell a lot about a person by how they treat their dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35779133) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: big-titted canary space a-cupped college shikse w/o bra down to pet him yesterday. unnnghhhh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35851985) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:27 PM Author: filthy flesh turdskin I was at an outdoor Atlanta bar a few days ago with my dog and a bro with a baby. Everyone ignored the baby and like a dozen women came up to the dog. He was starting to get visibly pissed off, lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35851992) |
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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: big-titted canary space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35852014) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: big-titted canary space cute jappy girl in our building last night offered to babysit pdpd anytime. uunnghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3939250&forum_id=2#35911636) |