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letting your children down is probably the worst feeling in the world

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Provocative territorial address chad
  04/05/18
describe what happened
ruddy goyim
  04/05/18
My 3yo now tries to console me because she knows it bums me ...
Buff Trip Garrison Psychic
  04/05/18
mods
spectacular milk
  04/05/18
this is why i'm going to work part time when i become a pare...
Brindle Zombie-like Locus Associate
  04/05/18
Sad!
infuriating arousing theatre yarmulke
  04/05/18
You would get a job if that's what you really wanted. Ins...
heady university
  04/05/18
This is sad. Sounds like a sweet kid tho. Why not move to ar...
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play, Can you teach...
sadistic blood rage
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180 chapel
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Ebony Roast Beef
  04/05/18
don't you work at home a lot?
razzle-dazzle native
  04/05/18
"Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO...
lime startled tank nibblets
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Brass hilarious puppy
  04/05/18
That’s sad :(. Can you just play with her then and work mor...
Spruce Organic Girlfriend
  04/05/18
I feel really bad for your daughter.
embarrassed to the bone stage son of senegal
  04/05/18
Really important to set up a routine that gives you daily on...
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/05/18
Biglaw would be 1000000000% more bearable if I could be a Ps...
Brass hilarious puppy
  04/05/18
Just say you converted.
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/05/18
The GC hate doesn't really start until you get into your 30s...
costumed church building
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naked area
  04/05/18
toxic thread
Contagious self-absorbed persian national security agency
  04/05/18
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Very Tactful Pozpig
  04/05/18
you hear your 6 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter whispering ...
ruddy goyim
  04/05/18
jfc
Autistic medicated business firm
  04/05/18
Jfc
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
Sometimes, a poast is too toxic
infuriating arousing theatre yarmulke
  04/05/18
You should be writing fiction
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
lol
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Brass hilarious puppy
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ruddy goyim
  04/06/18
The way you do handle this is to make work an activity you d...
180 chapel
  04/05/18
Win win
hairraiser nursing home
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180 chapel
  04/05/18
CHANGE JOBS ASSHOLE im a shitlaw solo and make a humble 8...
Insanely Creepy Bronze Theater Stage Prole
  04/05/18
That isn't really enough money to have kids though.
180 chapel
  04/05/18
how many do you have? I have one and it's fine. anyway, I...
Insanely Creepy Bronze Theater Stage Prole
  04/05/18
0. I'm saving up.
180 chapel
  04/05/18
Ljl. I make 100k In ARE country and live like a king with ki...
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
You know what you need? A pit bull.
180 chapel
  04/05/18
Ljl. Killing shitpits could be a nice bonding activity with ...
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
"Is daddy trying to hurt the doggy?" "Oh, ...
180 chapel
  04/05/18
Nah, we could hunt them from afar with my 6.5CM.
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
*aims* *get's got from behind by the pit bull's buddy*
180 chapel
  04/05/18
he'll really appreciate that extra 40 minutes you spent look...
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
What is this (((GC))) fraudlies bs you are spouting
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
the problem is law, not slightly less law
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
Or you could work a 8-4:45 bigfed job, play with your kids a...
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
He’s just rationalizing his own decisions.
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
yea man those jobs just get handed out
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
Instead of gunning for big law, you should have tried for bi...
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
i'm sure it's not. sadly ARE country is a wasteland that's ...
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
Lol no. TX is 180 af, as are other flyover states like UT an...
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
No but it’s good that people like you think this
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
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infuriating arousing theatre yarmulke
  04/05/18
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Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
are you just going to chase me around from thread to thread ...
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
tbf, u sound like an angry asian
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
i actually like you as a poster man, but you kinda only need...
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
Yes.
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
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Big lake doctorate
  04/05/18
Brutal lawl
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/05/18
“Doesn’t get to go to college” What country are you livin...
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
my question as well
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
if you guys honestly think an 80k annual salary along with p...
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
why presumed debt? Didnt your rich parents pay for all of yo...
Insanely Creepy Bronze Theater Stage Prole
  04/05/18
not a dime of undergrad or law school. got a partial academ...
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
Presumably an xoer making $85G a year could swing something ...
Contagious self-absorbed persian national security agency
  04/05/18
i hope so for all of our sakes, but even humoring flyover du...
Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig
  04/05/18
A lot of colleges are going to have to come to Jesus with re...
Contagious self-absorbed persian national security agency
  04/05/18
"daddy why you workin'? Why you always workin'? I like ...
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/05/18
sad
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  04/05/18
fuck
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
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Snowy Cracking Forum
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cheese-eating french chef
  04/05/18
*flaps arms at you*
180 chapel
  04/05/18
Funny.
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/05/18
Ljl at lawyers who don’t work for the gov.
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
Move to Texas or the midwest.
low-t onyx institution
  04/05/18
This. How are ppl that stupid to not figure this out.
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
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Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
imagine getting physically beaten up in front of your kids. ...
Marvelous messiness potus
  04/05/18
the whole premise of 3:10 to Yuma is a loser redeeming himse...
Provocative territorial address chad
  04/05/18
"Yay Daddy! I read the announcement about becoming Coun...
ruddy goyim
  04/05/18
“That means you’re like an owner now right?”
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
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Brass hilarious puppy
  04/05/18
this thread is toxic. having the puppydood and seeing how mu...
Jet-lagged adventurous masturbator bbw
  04/05/18
Don’t worry, something tells me that’s not going to happen.
Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life
  04/05/18
Your entire existence is going to be a let down for your kid...
Spruce Organic Girlfriend
  04/05/18
lmao
violet mind-boggling main people abode
  04/05/18
lmfaooooooooooooooo
talented deer antler dopamine
  04/05/18
Damn, girl. I know you're in the lap of luxury but you would...
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/05/18
All types of scum used to have kids. Now it's only for the w...
hairraiser nursing home
  04/05/18
I think there might be some daylight between panties wearing...
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
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violet mind-boggling main people abode
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talented deer antler dopamine
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Claret cruise ship idea he suggested
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Big lake doctorate
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Brass hilarious puppy
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hairraiser nursing home
  04/05/18
we're 180 dog parents thus far
Jet-lagged adventurous masturbator bbw
  04/05/18
Jesus. This is easily the most pathetic response to a gapin...
Claret cruise ship idea he suggested
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Big lake doctorate
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embarrassed to the bone stage son of senegal
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violet mind-boggling main people abode
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Brass hilarious puppy
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Odious wine skinny woman gaming laptop
  04/05/18
The Bort has only been open FOURTEEN YEARS, dummy.
Wonderful Bipolar Dilemma Macaca
  04/05/18
PR counts.
180 chapel
  04/05/18
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Claret cruise ship idea he suggested
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Big lake doctorate
  04/05/18
You boozy brunched while your Mongoloid son was inside of yo...
embarrassed to the bone stage son of senegal
  04/05/18
but dat HHI
violet mind-boggling main people abode
  04/05/18
Amazing
Demanding trump supporter quadroon
  04/05/18
(glass house dweller)
razzle-dazzle native
  04/06/18
& he got stoned to death
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/06/18
Thread provides great insight into why Tmfs father was shit ...
diverse opaque orchestra pit
  04/05/18
Vat? My dad thought I was great, except the whole hard cide...
180 chapel
  04/05/18
which dad
Federal Headpube Rehab
  04/05/18
that's why reading about the harvey family murders in richmo...
motley meetinghouse
  04/05/18
A while ago, bro. A while ago.
know-it-all sienna multi-billionaire
  04/05/18
How did people have so many children.
Rusted tanning salon pervert
  04/05/18
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ruddy goyim
  04/05/18
I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps p...
burgundy violent casino people who are hurt
  04/05/18
My kid punched me in the face today after horseback riding i...
know-it-all sienna multi-billionaire
  04/05/18
And he kept his thumb out when he made the fist, like I had ...
know-it-all sienna multi-billionaire
  04/06/18
Next time use Cialis
turquoise candlestick maker police squad
  04/05/18
Also, pretty sure that isn't the worst feeling in the world....
180 chapel
  04/05/18
Glad you were able to avoid this pain, TMF.
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/05/18
Might deal with this nonsense in a few years. I just hope t...
180 chapel
  04/06/18
You don't even have kids?
soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base
  04/06/18
Like, inch by inch, into the grave? That’s pretty harsh even...
Boyish transparent temple mood
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ruddy goyim
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Provocative territorial address chad
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Date: April 5th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Provocative territorial address chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770407)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: ruddy goyim

describe what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770549)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Buff Trip Garrison Psychic

My 3yo now tries to console me because she knows it bums me out - "it's okay, dada, go to your office, we can play tomorrow, it's okay" - and it makes it 100x worse.

People bitching about GC, corp culture, hours, etc. before kids are in for constant kicks to the nuts once they have kids. Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO ONE other than you, your spouse, and your parents give a shit about your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770462)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: spectacular milk

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770464)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Brindle Zombie-like Locus Associate

this is why i'm going to work part time when i become a parent

i'll become a nurse and work 3 shifts a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770471)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: infuriating arousing theatre yarmulke

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770480)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: heady university

You would get a job if that's what you really wanted.

Instead you are more concerned about status, consumption or your bug wife not loving you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770502)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

This is sad. Sounds like a sweet kid tho. Why not move to are country and get a chill job with less hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770510)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: sadistic blood rage

Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play,

Can you teach me to throw?

I said not today, I got a lot to do,

He said that's ok.

And he walked away but his smile never dipped,

He said I'm gonna be like him, yeah,

You know I'm gonna be like him...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770612)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: 180 chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770658)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: talented deer antler dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770742)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Ebony Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770974)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle native

don't you work at home a lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770774)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: lime startled tank nibblets

"Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO ONE other than you, your spouse, and your parents give a shit about your kid."

Yup. And literally nobody at all gives a fuck about you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771019)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Brass hilarious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771276)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Spruce Organic Girlfriend

That’s sad :(. Can you just play with her then and work more after she goes to bed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771434)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage son of senegal

I feel really bad for your daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771898)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

Really important to set up a routine that gives you daily one on one time with kid, and regular longer form one on one time. IDGAF what your job is, it is possible. Need to treat that time as inviolate as an Outlook meeting with the CEO would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771966)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Brass hilarious puppy

Biglaw would be 1000000000% more bearable if I could be a PseudoJew.

Allow me to explain: Jews get 24 hours from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown and no matter what is going on they aren't expected to be monitoring devices and there's no consequences. Similarly, they have automatic time off well in advance that nobody fucks with.

Just give me all the same time off and same days.

OR, if it's too much to have everybody off at the same time, give me like Thursday evenings and all of Sunday, plus the same number of days (redeemable for any day not a Jewish holiday) that have the same status where they're guaranteed not to be fucked with.

With that one simple change, it would be possible to have both a family life and biglaw.

But, nope, it can't be done. The hierarchy is Jewish Holidays, The Client, Random Firm Bullshit, everything else and it's up to you where you place your kids in "everything else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772125)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

Just say you converted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772928)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: costumed church building

The GC hate doesn't really start until you get into your 30s and either have kids or know that you can't have kids because you did your career-building years wrong and would only be setting them up to be subordinate to some other shit's kids.

If I had a kid, he'd be without a father because I'd have motivation to overthrow GC with violence and I'd probably die before the effort completed. As a childless 34-year-old, I'm disinclined to actually get involved in violence on behalf of people who don't exist and never will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774045)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: naked area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774442)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Contagious self-absorbed persian national security agency

toxic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770642)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770657)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: ruddy goyim

you hear your 6 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter whispering downstairs when they thought you were asleep. you know they're talking about you.

"...he didn't want to play with me....worried about him...what can we do...he looked so happy in those pics with mommy in the wedding....is it our fault..."

"shhh the lights are on...i think he's up."

you see them

"Daddy I thought you were asleep! I hope you're ready for your big day!" (it's a hearing on motion to compel production of emails)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770655)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Autistic medicated business firm

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770706)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770726)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: infuriating arousing theatre yarmulke

Sometimes, a poast is too toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770806)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

You should be writing fiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770952)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Ebony Roast Beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770981)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged adventurous masturbator bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770985)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Brass hilarious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771933)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: ruddy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35780451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: 180 chapel

The way you do handle this is to make work an activity you do TOGETHER. You know, maybe start them out early on a few compliance tasks... "Daddy, this definitely violates policy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770664)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: hairraiser nursing home

Win win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771139)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: 180 chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771656)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bronze Theater Stage Prole

CHANGE JOBS ASSHOLE

im a shitlaw solo and make a humble 80-100k, but I only work ~30 hrs a week so I can chill with my son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770674)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: 180 chapel

That isn't really enough money to have kids though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770683)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bronze Theater Stage Prole

how many do you have?

I have one and it's fine. anyway, Id rather do homework with him than pay for a private tutor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770689)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: 180 chapel

0. I'm saving up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770752)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Ljl. I make 100k In ARE country and live like a king with kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770738)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: 180 chapel

You know what you need? A pit bull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770761)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Ljl. Killing shitpits could be a nice bonding activity with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770794)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: 180 chapel

"Is daddy trying to hurt the doggy?"

"Oh, no, the doggy is hurting daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770817)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Nah, we could hunt them from afar with my 6.5CM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770829)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: 180 chapel

*aims*

*get's got from behind by the pit bull's buddy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770869)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

he'll really appreciate that extra 40 minutes you spent looking at your phone in his presence when he doesn't get to go to college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770735)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

What is this (((GC))) fraudlies bs you are spouting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770746)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

the problem is law, not slightly less law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770751)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Or you could work a 8-4:45 bigfed job, play with your kids at night and all weekend long, make 100-120k In ARE country, live like a king, and put kids through state college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770775)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

He’s just rationalizing his own decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770968)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

yea man those jobs just get handed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770982)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Instead of gunning for big law, you should have tried for bigfed. With that said, big fed in ARE country is actually not that hard to get now as long as you are a chill nonaspie dude. Personality is probably the number one consideration at my agency. Not being a Jew or Asian prob helps too in this administration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771160)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

i'm sure it's not. sadly ARE country is a wasteland that's getting worse. sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771171)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Lol no. TX is 180 af, as are other flyover states like UT and NM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771213)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

No but it’s good that people like you think this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771238)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: infuriating arousing theatre yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771248)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771260)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

are you just going to chase me around from thread to thread and have a witty duck sauce one-liner to every post i make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771274)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

tbf, u sound like an angry asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771286)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

i actually like you as a poster man, but you kinda only need to do the "lol just go be a fed drone in Texas" schtick once. plus Texas isn't ARE country unless you're legit out in the panhandle or something. Dallas, Houston, and Austin are pretty much the opposite of ARE country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771309)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771437)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Big lake doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771571)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

Brutal lawl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770758)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

“Doesn’t get to go to college”

What country are you living in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770963)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

my question as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771237)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

if you guys honestly think an 80k annual salary along with presumed other debt is going to get the job done on tuition and fees for anything but a community college or vocational ed school for 1+ kids 10 years from now, then, uh, best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771363)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Bronze Theater Stage Prole

why presumed debt? Didnt your rich parents pay for all of your college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771465)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

not a dime of undergrad or law school. got a partial academic scholarship for undergrad and worked 20 hours a week for the rest. took loans for law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771496)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Contagious self-absorbed persian national security agency

Presumably an xoer making $85G a year could swing something similar for their kid, no? Financial aid combined with kid working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771519)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gay Stain Codepig

i hope so for all of our sakes, but even humoring flyover dude above in-state cost of attendance is at or above $100k for every state school in Texas and that's if the kid gets out in 4 years, no summers. do you think that won't be at least double that ten years from now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771549)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Contagious self-absorbed persian national security agency

A lot of colleges are going to have to come to Jesus with regard to their tuitions or they won't maek it. Admittedly not the top schools...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771637)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

"daddy why you workin'? Why you always workin'? I like when you're home."

"daddy why doesn't sister talk? Why did she grab me? Why doesn't she want to play with me?" (3-5y/o too young to quite grasp her big sister will never say a word and lacks the capacity to model her as a person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770723)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: smoky razzmatazz pocket flask

sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770989)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771027)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Snowy Cracking Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771189)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: cheese-eating french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771528)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: 180 chapel

*flaps arms at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775485)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

Funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775490)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Ljl at lawyers who don’t work for the gov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770732)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: low-t onyx institution

Move to Texas or the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770767)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

This. How are ppl that stupid to not figure this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770784)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770977)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Marvelous messiness potus

imagine getting physically beaten up in front of your kids. neither you nor they will ever get over it for the rest of your lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770820)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Provocative territorial address chad

the whole premise of 3:10 to Yuma is a loser redeeming himself in the eyes of his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770834)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: ruddy goyim

"Yay Daddy! I read the announcement about becoming Counsel! It sounds like you're gonna be on the Jedi counsel haha! You must be so powerful!"

"can you use force command at work now?"

your son puts up his hood like obi-wan and waves his hand in front of you. "You do not need this draft turned around by tomorrow morning. You do not need this draft turned around by tomorrow morning. haha that would be sooo awesome!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770852)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

“That means you’re like an owner now right?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770986)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Brass hilarious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771305)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged adventurous masturbator bbw

this thread is toxic. having the puppydood and seeing how much he loves our attention, i'm afraid to have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771099)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle Ticket Booth Goal In Life

Don’t worry, something tells me that’s not going to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771254)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Spruce Organic Girlfriend

Your entire existence is going to be a let down for your kids so don’t do it. Some people are just not cut out to be parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771424)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: violet mind-boggling main people abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771441)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: talented deer antler dopamine

lmfaooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771456)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

Damn, girl. I know you're in the lap of luxury but you would have made a damn fine litigation partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771468)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: hairraiser nursing home

All types of scum used to have kids. Now it's only for the well adjusted and top 10% earners?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

I think there might be some daylight between panties wearing pedophiles and well adjusted top 10% wage earners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771482)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: violet mind-boggling main people abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771489)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: talented deer antler dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771510)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Claret cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771547)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Big lake doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771560)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fighting lettuce stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771693)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Brass hilarious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772064)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: hairraiser nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774840)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged adventurous masturbator bbw

we're 180 dog parents thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771481)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Claret cruise ship idea he suggested

Jesus. This is easily the most pathetic response to a gaping that I’ve ever seen in 15+ years coming to this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771542)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Big lake doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771564)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771945)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: violet mind-boggling main people abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771955)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Brass hilarious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772066)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Odious wine skinny woman gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773694)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Wonderful Bipolar Dilemma Macaca

The Bort has only been open FOURTEEN YEARS, dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775441)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: 180 chapel

PR counts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775489)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Claret cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771544)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Big lake doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771557)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage son of senegal

You boozy brunched while your Mongoloid son was inside of you and you got your stupid chink ass outed on a mentally ill public form. You're a shit mentally ill mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772026)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: violet mind-boggling main people abode

but dat HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772190)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Demanding trump supporter quadroon

Amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773699)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle native

(glass house dweller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35776598)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

& he got stoned to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35776600)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: diverse opaque orchestra pit

Thread provides great insight into why Tmfs father was shit (it wasn't because he didn't like his weirdo son--its because he didn't make enough money). Things will definitely be great die Tmfs kids once he's saved enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771569)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: 180 chapel

Vat? My dad thought I was great, except the whole hard cider, move to the big city, getting pit bulls, going to law school, etc. thing... Also wasn't sure why I couldn't just watch sports or live in the midwest. Nbd though, everyone has their differences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772821)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Federal Headpube Rehab

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771666)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: motley meetinghouse

that's why reading about the harvey family murders in richmond is so horrifying - either the parents had to watch their own kids get beaten and stabbed to death, unable to do anything about it, or they got beaten and stabbed to death in front of their own kids first, unable to protect them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771914)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: know-it-all sienna multi-billionaire

A while ago, bro. A while ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774513)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Rusted tanning salon pervert

How did people have so many children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772024)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: ruddy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773167)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: burgundy violent casino people who are hurt

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' it-self, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until-- aw, look at me, I'm ramblin' again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774450)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: know-it-all sienna multi-billionaire

My kid punched me in the face today after horseback riding in costa rica. He didn't like it, and the caballero had to hook his horse up to my kids and lead him in front of everybody. Kid was pissed as fuck because he thought he was the only one to get towed like that. He chilled when I explained that other kids had the same thing happen; he just didn't see them.

This kid did the fucking zip line though. Holy fuck! I fucking love this kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774488)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: know-it-all sienna multi-billionaire

And he kept his thumb out when he made the fist, like I had showed him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35777185)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: turquoise candlestick maker police squad

Next time use Cialis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775139)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: 180 chapel

Also, pretty sure that isn't the worst feeling in the world. Pretty sure the worst feeling in the world is some kind of Mexican cartel torture or something.

The problem is that XOers are all spoiled and soft. "OMG I don't spend as much as I wish I could with my kids!!!" Yeah, that's been the case since the beginning of time. Your kids, assuming they're lucky enough to have good careers, will have the same issue. That's just life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775533)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

Glad you were able to avoid this pain, TMF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775540)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: 180 chapel

Might deal with this nonsense in a few years. I just hope they're not too annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775567)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic new version base

You don't even have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775572)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Boyish transparent temple mood

Like, inch by inch, into the grave? That’s pretty harsh even for a joke at RSF’s expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775814)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: ruddy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35779575)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Provocative territorial address chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35781553)