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letting your children down is probably the worst feeling in the world

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Abnormal turdskin cumskin
  04/05/18
describe what happened
Maroon razzmatazz goal in life
  04/05/18
My 3yo now tries to console me because she knows it bums me ...
shivering site mad cow disease
  04/05/18
mods
Stimulating senate genital piercing
  04/05/18
this is why i'm going to work part time when i become a pare...
Mischievous Well-lubricated Space
  04/05/18
Sad!
blue vibrant stage
  04/05/18
You would get a job if that's what you really wanted. Ins...
Titillating lavender marketing idea
  04/05/18
This is sad. Sounds like a sweet kid tho. Why not move to ar...
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
  04/05/18
Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play, Can you teach...
doobsian home
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Carmine Learning Disabled Fanboi
  04/05/18
don't you work at home a lot?
Duck-like violet house
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"Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO...
Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Police Squad
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Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge
  04/05/18
That’s sad :(. Can you just play with her then and work mor...
big hateful people who are hurt masturbator
  04/05/18
I feel really bad for your daughter.
appetizing awkward wrinkle
  04/05/18
Really important to set up a routine that gives you daily on...
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/05/18
Biglaw would be 1000000000% more bearable if I could be a Ps...
Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge
  04/05/18
Just say you converted.
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/05/18
The GC hate doesn't really start until you get into your 30s...
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scarlet main people
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toxic thread
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you hear your 6 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter whispering ...
Maroon razzmatazz goal in life
  04/05/18
jfc
exhilarant hospital background story
  04/05/18
Jfc
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
Sometimes, a poast is too toxic
blue vibrant stage
  04/05/18
You should be writing fiction
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
  04/05/18
lol
Carmine Learning Disabled Fanboi
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Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge
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Maroon razzmatazz goal in life
  04/06/18
The way you do handle this is to make work an activity you d...
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
Win win
Razzle Mauve Tattoo Theater Stage
  04/05/18
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Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
CHANGE JOBS ASSHOLE im a shitlaw solo and make a humble 8...
Wonderful feces stead
  04/05/18
That isn't really enough money to have kids though.
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
how many do you have? I have one and it's fine. anyway, I...
Wonderful feces stead
  04/05/18
0. I'm saving up.
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
Ljl. I make 100k In ARE country and live like a king with ki...
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
You know what you need? A pit bull.
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
Ljl. Killing shitpits could be a nice bonding activity with ...
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
"Is daddy trying to hurt the doggy?" "Oh, ...
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
Nah, we could hunt them from afar with my 6.5CM.
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
*aims* *get's got from behind by the pit bull's buddy*
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
he'll really appreciate that extra 40 minutes you spent look...
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
What is this (((GC))) fraudlies bs you are spouting
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
the problem is law, not slightly less law
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
Or you could work a 8-4:45 bigfed job, play with your kids a...
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
He’s just rationalizing his own decisions.
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
  04/05/18
yea man those jobs just get handed out
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
Instead of gunning for big law, you should have tried for bi...
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
i'm sure it's not. sadly ARE country is a wasteland that's ...
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
Lol no. TX is 180 af, as are other flyover states like UT an...
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
No but it’s good that people like you think this
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
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blue vibrant stage
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Peach concupiscible stag film
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are you just going to chase me around from thread to thread ...
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
tbf, u sound like an angry asian
Peach concupiscible stag film
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i actually like you as a poster man, but you kinda only need...
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
Yes.
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
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Haunting Sickened Office Telephone
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Brutal lawl
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/05/18
“Doesn’t get to go to college” What country are you livin...
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
  04/05/18
my question as well
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
if you guys honestly think an 80k annual salary along with p...
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
why presumed debt? Didnt your rich parents pay for all of yo...
Wonderful feces stead
  04/05/18
not a dime of undergrad or law school. got a partial academ...
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
Presumably an xoer making $85G a year could swing something ...
charcoal ungodly church
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i hope so for all of our sakes, but even humoring flyover du...
Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/18
A lot of colleges are going to have to come to Jesus with re...
charcoal ungodly church
  04/05/18
"daddy why you workin'? Why you always workin'? I like ...
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/05/18
sad
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fuck
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
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*flaps arms at you*
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
Funny.
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/05/18
Ljl at lawyers who don’t work for the gov.
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
Move to Texas or the midwest.
obsidian yarmulke market
  04/05/18
This. How are ppl that stupid to not figure this out.
Peach concupiscible stag film
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Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
  04/05/18
imagine getting physically beaten up in front of your kids. ...
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the whole premise of 3:10 to Yuma is a loser redeeming himse...
Abnormal turdskin cumskin
  04/05/18
"Yay Daddy! I read the announcement about becoming Coun...
Maroon razzmatazz goal in life
  04/05/18
“That means you’re like an owner now right?”
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
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Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge
  04/05/18
this thread is toxic. having the puppydood and seeing how mu...
stirring demanding dog poop
  04/05/18
Don’t worry, something tells me that’s not going to happen.
Peach concupiscible stag film
  04/05/18
Your entire existence is going to be a let down for your kid...
big hateful people who are hurt masturbator
  04/05/18
lmao
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  04/05/18
lmfaooooooooooooooo
Bat-shit-crazy glittery resort trump supporter
  04/05/18
Damn, girl. I know you're in the lap of luxury but you would...
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/05/18
All types of scum used to have kids. Now it's only for the w...
Razzle Mauve Tattoo Theater Stage
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I think there might be some daylight between panties wearing...
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
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Bat-shit-crazy glittery resort trump supporter
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Haunting Sickened Office Telephone
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Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge
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Razzle Mauve Tattoo Theater Stage
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we're 180 dog parents thus far
stirring demanding dog poop
  04/05/18
Jesus. This is easily the most pathetic response to a gapin...
exciting gaped chapel pervert
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Haunting Sickened Office Telephone
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appetizing awkward wrinkle
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slap-happy zombie-like point
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Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge
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Rough-skinned Purple Meetinghouse
  04/05/18
The Bort has only been open FOURTEEN YEARS, dummy.
Slippery lascivious faggot firefighter forum
  04/05/18
PR counts.
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
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exciting gaped chapel pervert
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Haunting Sickened Office Telephone
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You boozy brunched while your Mongoloid son was inside of yo...
appetizing awkward wrinkle
  04/05/18
but dat HHI
slap-happy zombie-like point
  04/05/18
Amazing
Alcoholic Passionate Lodge
  04/05/18
(glass house dweller)
Duck-like violet house
  04/06/18
& he got stoned to death
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/06/18
Thread provides great insight into why Tmfs father was shit ...
Vengeful striped hyena base
  04/05/18
Vat? My dad thought I was great, except the whole hard cide...
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
which dad
violent aphrodisiac gaping national
  04/05/18
that's why reading about the harvey family murders in richmo...
Soul-stirring sienna friendly grandma
  04/05/18
A while ago, bro. A while ago.
Splenetic tripping scourge upon the earth
  04/05/18
How did people have so many children.
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  04/05/18
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Maroon razzmatazz goal in life
  04/05/18
I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps p...
Outnumbered Odious Travel Guidebook
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My kid punched me in the face today after horseback riding i...
Splenetic tripping scourge upon the earth
  04/05/18
And he kept his thumb out when he made the fist, like I had ...
Splenetic tripping scourge upon the earth
  04/06/18
Next time use Cialis
Buff business firm wagecucks
  04/05/18
Also, pretty sure that isn't the worst feeling in the world....
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/05/18
Glad you were able to avoid this pain, TMF.
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/05/18
Might deal with this nonsense in a few years. I just hope t...
Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman
  04/06/18
You don't even have kids?
Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage
  04/06/18
Like, inch by inch, into the grave? That’s pretty harsh even...
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Date: April 5th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Abnormal turdskin cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770407)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Maroon razzmatazz goal in life

describe what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770549)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: shivering site mad cow disease

My 3yo now tries to console me because she knows it bums me out - "it's okay, dada, go to your office, we can play tomorrow, it's okay" - and it makes it 100x worse.

People bitching about GC, corp culture, hours, etc. before kids are in for constant kicks to the nuts once they have kids. Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO ONE other than you, your spouse, and your parents give a shit about your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770462)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Stimulating senate genital piercing

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770464)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Mischievous Well-lubricated Space

this is why i'm going to work part time when i become a parent

i'll become a nurse and work 3 shifts a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770471)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: blue vibrant stage

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770480)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: Titillating lavender marketing idea

You would get a job if that's what you really wanted.

Instead you are more concerned about status, consumption or your bug wife not loving you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770502)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

This is sad. Sounds like a sweet kid tho. Why not move to are country and get a chill job with less hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770510)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: doobsian home

Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play,

Can you teach me to throw?

I said not today, I got a lot to do,

He said that's ok.

And he walked away but his smile never dipped,

He said I'm gonna be like him, yeah,

You know I'm gonna be like him...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770612)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770658)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy glittery resort trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770742)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Carmine Learning Disabled Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770974)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Duck-like violet house

don't you work at home a lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770774)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ticket Booth Police Squad

"Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO ONE other than you, your spouse, and your parents give a shit about your kid."

Yup. And literally nobody at all gives a fuck about you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771019)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771276)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: big hateful people who are hurt masturbator

That’s sad :(. Can you just play with her then and work more after she goes to bed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771434)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: appetizing awkward wrinkle

I feel really bad for your daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771898)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

Really important to set up a routine that gives you daily one on one time with kid, and regular longer form one on one time. IDGAF what your job is, it is possible. Need to treat that time as inviolate as an Outlook meeting with the CEO would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771966)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge

Biglaw would be 1000000000% more bearable if I could be a PseudoJew.

Allow me to explain: Jews get 24 hours from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown and no matter what is going on they aren't expected to be monitoring devices and there's no consequences. Similarly, they have automatic time off well in advance that nobody fucks with.

Just give me all the same time off and same days.

OR, if it's too much to have everybody off at the same time, give me like Thursday evenings and all of Sunday, plus the same number of days (redeemable for any day not a Jewish holiday) that have the same status where they're guaranteed not to be fucked with.

With that one simple change, it would be possible to have both a family life and biglaw.

But, nope, it can't be done. The hierarchy is Jewish Holidays, The Client, Random Firm Bullshit, everything else and it's up to you where you place your kids in "everything else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772125)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

Just say you converted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772928)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Curious Flesh Voyeur Crackhouse

The GC hate doesn't really start until you get into your 30s and either have kids or know that you can't have kids because you did your career-building years wrong and would only be setting them up to be subordinate to some other shit's kids.

If I had a kid, he'd be without a father because I'd have motivation to overthrow GC with violence and I'd probably die before the effort completed. As a childless 34-year-old, I'm disinclined to actually get involved in violence on behalf of people who don't exist and never will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774045)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: scarlet main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774442)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: charcoal ungodly church

toxic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770642)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: free-loading marvelous public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770657)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Maroon razzmatazz goal in life

you hear your 6 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter whispering downstairs when they thought you were asleep. you know they're talking about you.

"...he didn't want to play with me....worried about him...what can we do...he looked so happy in those pics with mommy in the wedding....is it our fault..."

"shhh the lights are on...i think he's up."

you see them

"Daddy I thought you were asleep! I hope you're ready for your big day!" (it's a hearing on motion to compel production of emails)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770655)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: exhilarant hospital background story

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770706)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770726)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: blue vibrant stage

Sometimes, a poast is too toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770806)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

You should be writing fiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770952)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Carmine Learning Disabled Fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770981)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: stirring demanding dog poop



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771933)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Maroon razzmatazz goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35780451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

The way you do handle this is to make work an activity you do TOGETHER. You know, maybe start them out early on a few compliance tasks... "Daddy, this definitely violates policy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770664)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Razzle Mauve Tattoo Theater Stage

Win win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771139)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771656)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Wonderful feces stead

CHANGE JOBS ASSHOLE

im a shitlaw solo and make a humble 80-100k, but I only work ~30 hrs a week so I can chill with my son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770674)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

That isn't really enough money to have kids though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770683)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Wonderful feces stead

how many do you have?

I have one and it's fine. anyway, Id rather do homework with him than pay for a private tutor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770689)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

0. I'm saving up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770752)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Ljl. I make 100k In ARE country and live like a king with kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770738)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

You know what you need? A pit bull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770761)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Ljl. Killing shitpits could be a nice bonding activity with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770794)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

"Is daddy trying to hurt the doggy?"

"Oh, no, the doggy is hurting daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770817)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Nah, we could hunt them from afar with my 6.5CM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770829)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

*aims*

*get's got from behind by the pit bull's buddy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770869)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

he'll really appreciate that extra 40 minutes you spent looking at your phone in his presence when he doesn't get to go to college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770735)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

What is this (((GC))) fraudlies bs you are spouting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770746)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

the problem is law, not slightly less law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770751)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Or you could work a 8-4:45 bigfed job, play with your kids at night and all weekend long, make 100-120k In ARE country, live like a king, and put kids through state college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770775)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

He’s just rationalizing his own decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770968)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

yea man those jobs just get handed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770982)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Instead of gunning for big law, you should have tried for bigfed. With that said, big fed in ARE country is actually not that hard to get now as long as you are a chill nonaspie dude. Personality is probably the number one consideration at my agency. Not being a Jew or Asian prob helps too in this administration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771160)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

i'm sure it's not. sadly ARE country is a wasteland that's getting worse. sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771171)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Lol no. TX is 180 af, as are other flyover states like UT and NM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771213)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

No but it’s good that people like you think this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771238)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: blue vibrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771248)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771260)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

are you just going to chase me around from thread to thread and have a witty duck sauce one-liner to every post i make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771274)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

tbf, u sound like an angry asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771286)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

i actually like you as a poster man, but you kinda only need to do the "lol just go be a fed drone in Texas" schtick once. plus Texas isn't ARE country unless you're legit out in the panhandle or something. Dallas, Houston, and Austin are pretty much the opposite of ARE country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771309)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771437)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Haunting Sickened Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771571)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

Brutal lawl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770758)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

“Doesn’t get to go to college”

What country are you living in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770963)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

my question as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771237)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

if you guys honestly think an 80k annual salary along with presumed other debt is going to get the job done on tuition and fees for anything but a community college or vocational ed school for 1+ kids 10 years from now, then, uh, best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771363)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Wonderful feces stead

why presumed debt? Didnt your rich parents pay for all of your college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771465)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

not a dime of undergrad or law school. got a partial academic scholarship for undergrad and worked 20 hours a week for the rest. took loans for law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771496)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: charcoal ungodly church

Presumably an xoer making $85G a year could swing something similar for their kid, no? Financial aid combined with kid working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771519)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Sneaky Criminal

i hope so for all of our sakes, but even humoring flyover dude above in-state cost of attendance is at or above $100k for every state school in Texas and that's if the kid gets out in 4 years, no summers. do you think that won't be at least double that ten years from now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771549)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: charcoal ungodly church

A lot of colleges are going to have to come to Jesus with regard to their tuitions or they won't maek it. Admittedly not the top schools...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771637)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

"daddy why you workin'? Why you always workin'? I like when you're home."

"daddy why doesn't sister talk? Why did she grab me? Why doesn't she want to play with me?" (3-5y/o too young to quite grasp her big sister will never say a word and lacks the capacity to model her as a person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770723)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: azure hissy fit

sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770989)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771027)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Violent sable mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771189)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: mustard bossy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771528)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

*flaps arms at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775485)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

Funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775490)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Ljl at lawyers who don’t work for the gov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770732)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: obsidian yarmulke market

Move to Texas or the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770767)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

This. How are ppl that stupid to not figure this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770784)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770977)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Cracking Lettuce Field

imagine getting physically beaten up in front of your kids. neither you nor they will ever get over it for the rest of your lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770820)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Abnormal turdskin cumskin

the whole premise of 3:10 to Yuma is a loser redeeming himself in the eyes of his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770834)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Maroon razzmatazz goal in life

"Yay Daddy! I read the announcement about becoming Counsel! It sounds like you're gonna be on the Jedi counsel haha! You must be so powerful!"

"can you use force command at work now?"

your son puts up his hood like obi-wan and waves his hand in front of you. "You do not need this draft turned around by tomorrow morning. You do not need this draft turned around by tomorrow morning. haha that would be sooo awesome!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770852)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

“That means you’re like an owner now right?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770986)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771305)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: stirring demanding dog poop

this thread is toxic. having the puppydood and seeing how much he loves our attention, i'm afraid to have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771099)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible stag film

Don’t worry, something tells me that’s not going to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771254)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: big hateful people who are hurt masturbator

Your entire existence is going to be a let down for your kids so don’t do it. Some people are just not cut out to be parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771424)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: slap-happy zombie-like point

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771441)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy glittery resort trump supporter

lmfaooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771456)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

Damn, girl. I know you're in the lap of luxury but you would have made a damn fine litigation partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771468)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Razzle Mauve Tattoo Theater Stage

All types of scum used to have kids. Now it's only for the well adjusted and top 10% earners?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

I think there might be some daylight between panties wearing pedophiles and well adjusted top 10% wage earners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771482)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: slap-happy zombie-like point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771489)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy glittery resort trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771510)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: exciting gaped chapel pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771547)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Haunting Sickened Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771560)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771693)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772064)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Razzle Mauve Tattoo Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774840)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: stirring demanding dog poop

we're 180 dog parents thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771481)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: exciting gaped chapel pervert

Jesus. This is easily the most pathetic response to a gaping that I’ve ever seen in 15+ years coming to this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771542)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Haunting Sickened Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771564)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: appetizing awkward wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771945)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: slap-happy zombie-like point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771955)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Floppy dead party of the first part indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772066)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Purple Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773694)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Slippery lascivious faggot firefighter forum

The Bort has only been open FOURTEEN YEARS, dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775441)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

PR counts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775489)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: exciting gaped chapel pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771544)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Haunting Sickened Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771557)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: appetizing awkward wrinkle

You boozy brunched while your Mongoloid son was inside of you and you got your stupid chink ass outed on a mentally ill public form. You're a shit mentally ill mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772026)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: slap-happy zombie-like point

but dat HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772190)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic Passionate Lodge

Amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773699)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Duck-like violet house

(glass house dweller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35776598)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:24 AM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

& he got stoned to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35776600)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Vengeful striped hyena base

Thread provides great insight into why Tmfs father was shit (it wasn't because he didn't like his weirdo son--its because he didn't make enough money). Things will definitely be great die Tmfs kids once he's saved enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771569)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

Vat? My dad thought I was great, except the whole hard cider, move to the big city, getting pit bulls, going to law school, etc. thing... Also wasn't sure why I couldn't just watch sports or live in the midwest. Nbd though, everyone has their differences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772821)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: violent aphrodisiac gaping national

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771666)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sienna friendly grandma

that's why reading about the harvey family murders in richmond is so horrifying - either the parents had to watch their own kids get beaten and stabbed to death, unable to do anything about it, or they got beaten and stabbed to death in front of their own kids first, unable to protect them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771914)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Splenetic tripping scourge upon the earth

A while ago, bro. A while ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774513)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: fragrant filthy incel

How did people have so many children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772024)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Maroon razzmatazz goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773167)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Outnumbered Odious Travel Guidebook

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' it-self, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until-- aw, look at me, I'm ramblin' again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774450)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Splenetic tripping scourge upon the earth

My kid punched me in the face today after horseback riding in costa rica. He didn't like it, and the caballero had to hook his horse up to my kids and lead him in front of everybody. Kid was pissed as fuck because he thought he was the only one to get towed like that. He chilled when I explained that other kids had the same thing happen; he just didn't see them.

This kid did the fucking zip line though. Holy fuck! I fucking love this kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774488)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Splenetic tripping scourge upon the earth

And he kept his thumb out when he made the fist, like I had showed him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35777185)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Buff business firm wagecucks

Next time use Cialis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775139)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

Also, pretty sure that isn't the worst feeling in the world. Pretty sure the worst feeling in the world is some kind of Mexican cartel torture or something.

The problem is that XOers are all spoiled and soft. "OMG I don't spend as much as I wish I could with my kids!!!" Yeah, that's been the case since the beginning of time. Your kids, assuming they're lucky enough to have good careers, will have the same issue. That's just life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775533)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

Glad you were able to avoid this pain, TMF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775540)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Faggotry Patrolman

Might deal with this nonsense in a few years. I just hope they're not too annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775567)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic old irish cottage

You don't even have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775572)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Drab angry sex offender

Like, inch by inch, into the grave? That’s pretty harsh even for a joke at RSF’s expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775814)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Maroon razzmatazz goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35779575)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Abnormal turdskin cumskin



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