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letting your children down is probably the worst feeling in the world

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Razzle shitlib
  04/05/18
describe what happened
Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration
  04/05/18
My 3yo now tries to console me because she knows it bums me ...
Chocolate brunch fortuitous meteor
  04/05/18
mods
ungodly state
  04/05/18
this is why i'm going to work part time when i become a pare...
Sapphire skinny woman
  04/05/18
Sad!
Dull Crackhouse
  04/05/18
You would get a job if that's what you really wanted. Ins...
ivory sanctuary
  04/05/18
This is sad. Sounds like a sweet kid tho. Why not move to ar...
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play, Can you teach...
saffron travel guidebook indian lodge
  04/05/18
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buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
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big idiot
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Onyx temple really tough guy
  04/05/18
don't you work at home a lot?
Grizzly trip quadroon
  04/05/18
"Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO...
irradiated idiotic dopamine
  04/05/18
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Charismatic Alpha
  04/05/18
That’s sad :(. Can you just play with her then and work mor...
Spectacular Awkward Resort
  04/05/18
I feel really bad for your daughter.
Cyan Aggressive Meetinghouse Dysfunction
  04/05/18
Really important to set up a routine that gives you daily on...
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/05/18
Biglaw would be 1000000000% more bearable if I could be a Ps...
Charismatic Alpha
  04/05/18
Just say you converted.
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/05/18
The GC hate doesn't really start until you get into your 30s...
Blue Parlor Party Of The First Part
  04/05/18
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Mustard razzmatazz piazza
  04/05/18
toxic thread
Mischievous shaky theatre depressive
  04/05/18
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Swollen shrine idea he suggested
  04/05/18
you hear your 6 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter whispering ...
Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration
  04/05/18
jfc
Burgundy bateful rigpig
  04/05/18
Jfc
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
Sometimes, a poast is too toxic
Dull Crackhouse
  04/05/18
You should be writing fiction
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
lol
Onyx temple really tough guy
  04/05/18
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pearl hyperactive set
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Charismatic Alpha
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Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration
  04/06/18
The way you do handle this is to make work an activity you d...
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
Win win
soggy fighting ticket booth stock car
  04/05/18
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buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
CHANGE JOBS ASSHOLE im a shitlaw solo and make a humble 8...
lavender useless brakes genital piercing
  04/05/18
That isn't really enough money to have kids though.
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
how many do you have? I have one and it's fine. anyway, I...
lavender useless brakes genital piercing
  04/05/18
0. I'm saving up.
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
Ljl. I make 100k In ARE country and live like a king with ki...
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
You know what you need? A pit bull.
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
Ljl. Killing shitpits could be a nice bonding activity with ...
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
"Is daddy trying to hurt the doggy?" "Oh, ...
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
Nah, we could hunt them from afar with my 6.5CM.
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
*aims* *get's got from behind by the pit bull's buddy*
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
he'll really appreciate that extra 40 minutes you spent look...
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
What is this (((GC))) fraudlies bs you are spouting
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
the problem is law, not slightly less law
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
Or you could work a 8-4:45 bigfed job, play with your kids a...
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
He’s just rationalizing his own decisions.
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
yea man those jobs just get handed out
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
Instead of gunning for big law, you should have tried for bi...
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
i'm sure it's not. sadly ARE country is a wasteland that's ...
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
Lol no. TX is 180 af, as are other flyover states like UT an...
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
No but it’s good that people like you think this
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
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Dull Crackhouse
  04/05/18
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Dashing community account
  04/05/18
are you just going to chase me around from thread to thread ...
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
tbf, u sound like an angry asian
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
i actually like you as a poster man, but you kinda only need...
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
Yes.
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
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abusive garrison
  04/05/18
Brutal lawl
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/05/18
“Doesn’t get to go to college” What country are you livin...
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
my question as well
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
if you guys honestly think an 80k annual salary along with p...
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
why presumed debt? Didnt your rich parents pay for all of yo...
lavender useless brakes genital piercing
  04/05/18
not a dime of undergrad or law school. got a partial academ...
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
Presumably an xoer making $85G a year could swing something ...
Mischievous shaky theatre depressive
  04/05/18
i hope so for all of our sakes, but even humoring flyover du...
tantric obsidian stead mood
  04/05/18
A lot of colleges are going to have to come to Jesus with re...
Mischievous shaky theatre depressive
  04/05/18
"daddy why you workin'? Why you always workin'? I like ...
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/05/18
sad
Adventurous rehab
  04/05/18
fuck
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
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Cracking pit pozpig
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misanthropic patrolman
  04/05/18
*flaps arms at you*
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
Funny.
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/05/18
Ljl at lawyers who don’t work for the gov.
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
Move to Texas or the midwest.
rough-skinned candlestick maker chad
  04/05/18
This. How are ppl that stupid to not figure this out.
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
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fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
imagine getting physically beaten up in front of your kids. ...
Plum talented bawdyhouse
  04/05/18
the whole premise of 3:10 to Yuma is a loser redeeming himse...
Razzle shitlib
  04/05/18
"Yay Daddy! I read the announcement about becoming Coun...
Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration
  04/05/18
“That means you’re like an owner now right?”
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
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Charismatic Alpha
  04/05/18
this thread is toxic. having the puppydood and seeing how mu...
pearl hyperactive set
  04/05/18
Don’t worry, something tells me that’s not going to happen.
Dashing community account
  04/05/18
Your entire existence is going to be a let down for your kid...
Spectacular Awkward Resort
  04/05/18
lmao
Crystalline rigor
  04/05/18
lmfaooooooooooooooo
big idiot
  04/05/18
Damn, girl. I know you're in the lap of luxury but you would...
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/05/18
All types of scum used to have kids. Now it's only for the w...
soggy fighting ticket booth stock car
  04/05/18
I think there might be some daylight between panties wearing...
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/05/18
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Crystalline rigor
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big idiot
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Dead peach karate
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abusive garrison
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Shimmering Antidepressant Drug Ladyboy
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Charismatic Alpha
  04/05/18
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soggy fighting ticket booth stock car
  04/05/18
we're 180 dog parents thus far
pearl hyperactive set
  04/05/18
Jesus. This is easily the most pathetic response to a gapin...
Dead peach karate
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abusive garrison
  04/05/18
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Cyan Aggressive Meetinghouse Dysfunction
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Crystalline rigor
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Charismatic Alpha
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excitant stage love of her life
  04/05/18
The Bort has only been open FOURTEEN YEARS, dummy.
Drab casino sneaky criminal
  04/05/18
PR counts.
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
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Dead peach karate
  04/05/18
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abusive garrison
  04/05/18
You boozy brunched while your Mongoloid son was inside of yo...
Cyan Aggressive Meetinghouse Dysfunction
  04/05/18
but dat HHI
Crystalline rigor
  04/05/18
Amazing
fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets
  04/05/18
(glass house dweller)
Grizzly trip quadroon
  04/06/18
& he got stoned to death
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/06/18
Thread provides great insight into why Tmfs father was shit ...
Fishy mediation locus
  04/05/18
Vat? My dad thought I was great, except the whole hard cide...
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
which dad
Brilliant chest-beating french chef
  04/05/18
that's why reading about the harvey family murders in richmo...
Floppy very tactful tanning salon prole
  04/05/18
A while ago, bro. A while ago.
Soul-stirring jet coffee pot
  04/05/18
How did people have so many children.
Glittery station nowag
  04/05/18
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Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration
  04/05/18
I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps p...
Heady painfully honest national security agency
  04/05/18
My kid punched me in the face today after horseback riding i...
Soul-stirring jet coffee pot
  04/05/18
And he kept his thumb out when he made the fist, like I had ...
Soul-stirring jet coffee pot
  04/06/18
Next time use Cialis
Bistre unholy property
  04/05/18
Also, pretty sure that isn't the worst feeling in the world....
buff blathering kitty
  04/05/18
Glad you were able to avoid this pain, TMF.
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/05/18
Might deal with this nonsense in a few years. I just hope t...
buff blathering kitty
  04/06/18
You don't even have kids?
Odious whorehouse jew
  04/06/18
Like, inch by inch, into the grave? That’s pretty harsh even...
Ultramarine Misunderstood Famous Landscape Painting Spot
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Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration
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Razzle shitlib
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Date: April 5th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Razzle shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770407)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration

describe what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770549)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Chocolate brunch fortuitous meteor

My 3yo now tries to console me because she knows it bums me out - "it's okay, dada, go to your office, we can play tomorrow, it's okay" - and it makes it 100x worse.

People bitching about GC, corp culture, hours, etc. before kids are in for constant kicks to the nuts once they have kids. Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO ONE other than you, your spouse, and your parents give a shit about your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770462)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: ungodly state

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770464)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Sapphire skinny woman

this is why i'm going to work part time when i become a parent

i'll become a nurse and work 3 shifts a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770471)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Dull Crackhouse

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770480)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: ivory sanctuary

You would get a job if that's what you really wanted.

Instead you are more concerned about status, consumption or your bug wife not loving you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770502)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

This is sad. Sounds like a sweet kid tho. Why not move to are country and get a chill job with less hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770510)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: saffron travel guidebook indian lodge

Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play,

Can you teach me to throw?

I said not today, I got a lot to do,

He said that's ok.

And he walked away but his smile never dipped,

He said I'm gonna be like him, yeah,

You know I'm gonna be like him...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770612)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770658)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: big idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770742)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Onyx temple really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770974)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Grizzly trip quadroon

don't you work at home a lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770774)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: irradiated idiotic dopamine

"Feels like there are only 16 hours in a day now and NO ONE other than you, your spouse, and your parents give a shit about your kid."

Yup. And literally nobody at all gives a fuck about you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771019)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771276)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Awkward Resort

That’s sad :(. Can you just play with her then and work more after she goes to bed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771434)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Cyan Aggressive Meetinghouse Dysfunction

I feel really bad for your daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771898)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

Really important to set up a routine that gives you daily one on one time with kid, and regular longer form one on one time. IDGAF what your job is, it is possible. Need to treat that time as inviolate as an Outlook meeting with the CEO would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771966)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Charismatic Alpha

Biglaw would be 1000000000% more bearable if I could be a PseudoJew.

Allow me to explain: Jews get 24 hours from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown and no matter what is going on they aren't expected to be monitoring devices and there's no consequences. Similarly, they have automatic time off well in advance that nobody fucks with.

Just give me all the same time off and same days.

OR, if it's too much to have everybody off at the same time, give me like Thursday evenings and all of Sunday, plus the same number of days (redeemable for any day not a Jewish holiday) that have the same status where they're guaranteed not to be fucked with.

With that one simple change, it would be possible to have both a family life and biglaw.

But, nope, it can't be done. The hierarchy is Jewish Holidays, The Client, Random Firm Bullshit, everything else and it's up to you where you place your kids in "everything else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772125)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

Just say you converted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772928)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Blue Parlor Party Of The First Part

The GC hate doesn't really start until you get into your 30s and either have kids or know that you can't have kids because you did your career-building years wrong and would only be setting them up to be subordinate to some other shit's kids.

If I had a kid, he'd be without a father because I'd have motivation to overthrow GC with violence and I'd probably die before the effort completed. As a childless 34-year-old, I'm disinclined to actually get involved in violence on behalf of people who don't exist and never will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774045)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Mustard razzmatazz piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774442)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Mischievous shaky theatre depressive

toxic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770642)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Swollen shrine idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770657)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration

you hear your 6 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter whispering downstairs when they thought you were asleep. you know they're talking about you.

"...he didn't want to play with me....worried about him...what can we do...he looked so happy in those pics with mommy in the wedding....is it our fault..."

"shhh the lights are on...i think he's up."

you see them

"Daddy I thought you were asleep! I hope you're ready for your big day!" (it's a hearing on motion to compel production of emails)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770655)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Burgundy bateful rigpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770706)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770726)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Dull Crackhouse

Sometimes, a poast is too toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770806)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

You should be writing fiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770952)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Onyx temple really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770981)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: pearl hyperactive set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770985)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Charismatic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771933)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35780451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

The way you do handle this is to make work an activity you do TOGETHER. You know, maybe start them out early on a few compliance tasks... "Daddy, this definitely violates policy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770664)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: soggy fighting ticket booth stock car

Win win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771139)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771656)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: lavender useless brakes genital piercing

CHANGE JOBS ASSHOLE

im a shitlaw solo and make a humble 80-100k, but I only work ~30 hrs a week so I can chill with my son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770674)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

That isn't really enough money to have kids though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770683)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: lavender useless brakes genital piercing

how many do you have?

I have one and it's fine. anyway, Id rather do homework with him than pay for a private tutor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770689)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

0. I'm saving up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770752)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Ljl. I make 100k In ARE country and live like a king with kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770738)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

You know what you need? A pit bull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770761)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Ljl. Killing shitpits could be a nice bonding activity with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770794)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

"Is daddy trying to hurt the doggy?"

"Oh, no, the doggy is hurting daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770817)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Nah, we could hunt them from afar with my 6.5CM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770829)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

*aims*

*get's got from behind by the pit bull's buddy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770869)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

he'll really appreciate that extra 40 minutes you spent looking at your phone in his presence when he doesn't get to go to college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770735)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Dashing community account

What is this (((GC))) fraudlies bs you are spouting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770746)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

the problem is law, not slightly less law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770751)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Or you could work a 8-4:45 bigfed job, play with your kids at night and all weekend long, make 100-120k In ARE country, live like a king, and put kids through state college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770775)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

He’s just rationalizing his own decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770968)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

yea man those jobs just get handed out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770982)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Instead of gunning for big law, you should have tried for bigfed. With that said, big fed in ARE country is actually not that hard to get now as long as you are a chill nonaspie dude. Personality is probably the number one consideration at my agency. Not being a Jew or Asian prob helps too in this administration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771160)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

i'm sure it's not. sadly ARE country is a wasteland that's getting worse. sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771171)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Lol no. TX is 180 af, as are other flyover states like UT and NM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771213)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

No but it’s good that people like you think this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771238)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Dull Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771248)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771260)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

are you just going to chase me around from thread to thread and have a witty duck sauce one-liner to every post i make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771274)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Dashing community account

tbf, u sound like an angry asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771286)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

i actually like you as a poster man, but you kinda only need to do the "lol just go be a fed drone in Texas" schtick once. plus Texas isn't ARE country unless you're legit out in the panhandle or something. Dallas, Houston, and Austin are pretty much the opposite of ARE country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771309)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771437)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: abusive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771571)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

Brutal lawl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770758)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

“Doesn’t get to go to college”

What country are you living in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770963)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Dashing community account

my question as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771237)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

if you guys honestly think an 80k annual salary along with presumed other debt is going to get the job done on tuition and fees for anything but a community college or vocational ed school for 1+ kids 10 years from now, then, uh, best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771363)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: lavender useless brakes genital piercing

why presumed debt? Didnt your rich parents pay for all of your college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771465)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

not a dime of undergrad or law school. got a partial academic scholarship for undergrad and worked 20 hours a week for the rest. took loans for law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771496)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Mischievous shaky theatre depressive

Presumably an xoer making $85G a year could swing something similar for their kid, no? Financial aid combined with kid working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771519)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: tantric obsidian stead mood

i hope so for all of our sakes, but even humoring flyover dude above in-state cost of attendance is at or above $100k for every state school in Texas and that's if the kid gets out in 4 years, no summers. do you think that won't be at least double that ten years from now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771549)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Mischievous shaky theatre depressive

A lot of colleges are going to have to come to Jesus with regard to their tuitions or they won't maek it. Admittedly not the top schools...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771637)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

"daddy why you workin'? Why you always workin'? I like when you're home."

"daddy why doesn't sister talk? Why did she grab me? Why doesn't she want to play with me?" (3-5y/o too young to quite grasp her big sister will never say a word and lacks the capacity to model her as a person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770723)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Adventurous rehab

sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770989)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771027)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Cracking pit pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771189)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: misanthropic patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771528)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

*flaps arms at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775485)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

Funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775490)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Ljl at lawyers who don’t work for the gov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770732)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned candlestick maker chad

Move to Texas or the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770767)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Dashing community account

This. How are ppl that stupid to not figure this out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770784)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770977)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Plum talented bawdyhouse

imagine getting physically beaten up in front of your kids. neither you nor they will ever get over it for the rest of your lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770820)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Razzle shitlib

the whole premise of 3:10 to Yuma is a loser redeeming himself in the eyes of his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770834)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration

"Yay Daddy! I read the announcement about becoming Counsel! It sounds like you're gonna be on the Jedi counsel haha! You must be so powerful!"

"can you use force command at work now?"

your son puts up his hood like obi-wan and waves his hand in front of you. "You do not need this draft turned around by tomorrow morning. You do not need this draft turned around by tomorrow morning. haha that would be sooo awesome!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770852)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

“That means you’re like an owner now right?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35770986)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771305)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: pearl hyperactive set

this thread is toxic. having the puppydood and seeing how much he loves our attention, i'm afraid to have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771099)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing community account

Don’t worry, something tells me that’s not going to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771254)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Spectacular Awkward Resort

Your entire existence is going to be a let down for your kids so don’t do it. Some people are just not cut out to be parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771424)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Crystalline rigor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771441)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: big idiot

lmfaooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771456)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

Damn, girl. I know you're in the lap of luxury but you would have made a damn fine litigation partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771468)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: soggy fighting ticket booth stock car

All types of scum used to have kids. Now it's only for the well adjusted and top 10% earners?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

I think there might be some daylight between panties wearing pedophiles and well adjusted top 10% wage earners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771482)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Crystalline rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771489)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: big idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771510)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Dead peach karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771547)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: abusive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771560)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Shimmering Antidepressant Drug Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771693)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Charismatic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772064)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: soggy fighting ticket booth stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774840)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: pearl hyperactive set

we're 180 dog parents thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771481)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Dead peach karate

Jesus. This is easily the most pathetic response to a gaping that I’ve ever seen in 15+ years coming to this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771542)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: abusive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771564)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Cyan Aggressive Meetinghouse Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771945)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Crystalline rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771955)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Charismatic Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772066)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: excitant stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773694)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Drab casino sneaky criminal

The Bort has only been open FOURTEEN YEARS, dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775441)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

PR counts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775489)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Dead peach karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771544)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: abusive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771557)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Cyan Aggressive Meetinghouse Dysfunction

You boozy brunched while your Mongoloid son was inside of you and you got your stupid chink ass outed on a mentally ill public form. You're a shit mentally ill mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772026)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Crystalline rigor

but dat HHI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772190)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal goyim nibblets

Amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773699)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Grizzly trip quadroon

(glass house dweller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35776598)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:24 AM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

& he got stoned to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35776600)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Fishy mediation locus

Thread provides great insight into why Tmfs father was shit (it wasn't because he didn't like his weirdo son--its because he didn't make enough money). Things will definitely be great die Tmfs kids once he's saved enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771569)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

Vat? My dad thought I was great, except the whole hard cider, move to the big city, getting pit bulls, going to law school, etc. thing... Also wasn't sure why I couldn't just watch sports or live in the midwest. Nbd though, everyone has their differences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772821)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Brilliant chest-beating french chef

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771666)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Floppy very tactful tanning salon prole

that's why reading about the harvey family murders in richmond is so horrifying - either the parents had to watch their own kids get beaten and stabbed to death, unable to do anything about it, or they got beaten and stabbed to death in front of their own kids first, unable to protect them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35771914)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jet coffee pot

A while ago, bro. A while ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774513)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Glittery station nowag

How did people have so many children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35772024)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35773167)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Heady painfully honest national security agency

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' it-self, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands a time until-- aw, look at me, I'm ramblin' again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774450)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jet coffee pot

My kid punched me in the face today after horseback riding in costa rica. He didn't like it, and the caballero had to hook his horse up to my kids and lead him in front of everybody. Kid was pissed as fuck because he thought he was the only one to get towed like that. He chilled when I explained that other kids had the same thing happen; he just didn't see them.

This kid did the fucking zip line though. Holy fuck! I fucking love this kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35774488)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring jet coffee pot

And he kept his thumb out when he made the fist, like I had showed him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35777185)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Bistre unholy property

Next time use Cialis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775139)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: buff blathering kitty

Also, pretty sure that isn't the worst feeling in the world. Pretty sure the worst feeling in the world is some kind of Mexican cartel torture or something.

The problem is that XOers are all spoiled and soft. "OMG I don't spend as much as I wish I could with my kids!!!" Yeah, that's been the case since the beginning of time. Your kids, assuming they're lucky enough to have good careers, will have the same issue. That's just life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775533)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

Glad you were able to avoid this pain, TMF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775540)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: buff blathering kitty

Might deal with this nonsense in a few years. I just hope they're not too annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775567)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Odious whorehouse jew

You don't even have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775572)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine Misunderstood Famous Landscape Painting Spot

Like, inch by inch, into the grave? That’s pretty harsh even for a joke at RSF’s expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35775814)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Supple Volcanic Crater Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35779575)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Razzle shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940127&forum_id=2#35781553)