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I drafted a NDA. Opposing counsel wants me to send it to him in Word, I refused.

I send this NDA off to a couple of shmucks my boss wants to ...
Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire
  04/05/18
Why you gotta be an asshole?
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lol at this shit
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  04/05/18
sorry didn't realize you were shitlaw and thus <><&...
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I've had people make changes, send a PDF back, and not note ...
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y'all niggas know you can edit PDFs in Word, too, right
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WHO YOU CALLING NIGGA, NIGGA?
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  04/05/18
If only Acrobat had a built-in function for comparing pdfs. ...
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lol, you're such a classically clueless shitlawyer.
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IM NOT YOUR BITCH. RATHER THAN YOU DOING IT YOU TELL ME WHAT...
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I made the changes wording it a little differently. If I thi...
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I MADE THE CHANGES WORDING IT A BIT DIFFERENTLY. AND I'LL H...
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Or Manafort
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Every single NDA I have ever been a part of has involved cir...
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Yeah, well, the attorney hasn't even come out of the woodwor...
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  04/05/18
Same. This is what happens when you let a litttigator do tra...
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should have asked them to make changes by hand and fax you t...
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lol just dealt with this.
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Because Skadden makes the decision, not the client.
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*Emails PDF to Secretary and asks her to convert it to Word*...
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It's maybe 5 button clicks to compare 2 documents in word
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you have to save the version he sent, its a pain
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for some reason when I click the files to "compare"...
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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

I send this NDA off to a couple of shmucks my boss wants to talk to and one of them says they are concerned about how something was worded.

So then they say their attorney has a few suggestions and they give me an example and then ask me to send it to them in Word so they can make changes to it.

I said I "prefer not to do it that way."

I said I would be happy to make whatever changes they request.

I then edited the NDA with the one change they recommended and sent them the second draft in PDF. I was all, "Here you go, let me know if you want me to change anything else."

I'm not their fucking bitch. They don't get to go fucking around in my Word document. Fuck them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771606)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed olive hunting ground address

Why you gotta be an asshole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771692)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Khaki location

lol fuck you enjoy the shitty reputation that will follow you the rest of your life every time you need to change jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773385)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

lol at this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773433)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: Khaki location

sorry didn't realize you were shitlaw and thus <><><>NEVERLATERAL<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773750)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

my first boss (70 year old who used an aol address for work) wouldn't send opposing counsel anything in word because "they can edit it and not tell us what they changed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771620)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sapphire toilet seat stage

i wish they had software that could tell you all the ways two documents are different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771802)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: nubile shaky set

I've had people make changes, send a PDF back, and not note that anything changed. Not the respectable people, but not every is respectable.

I never send a Word doc to anyone if they are sketchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772028)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Khaki location

y'all niggas know you can edit PDFs in Word, too, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773396)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

WHO YOU CALLING NIGGA, NIGGA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773444)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Blue stirring stag film dragon

If only Acrobat had a built-in function for comparing pdfs.

IF ONLY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774858)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Histrionic pozpig travel guidebook

lol, you're such a classically clueless shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771677)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sapphire toilet seat stage

IM NOT YOUR BITCH. RATHER THAN YOU DOING IT YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND ILL DO IT FOR YOU. I REPEAT, IM NOT YOUR BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771704)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed olive hunting ground address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771714)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: cobalt wild antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771745)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic pozpig travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771758)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Wine hairraiser whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771771)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: fishy pea-brained parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771805)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Arousing umber newt telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771895)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic swashbuckling jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771918)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

I made the changes wording it a little differently. If I think a change is unreasonable I'll let them know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771920)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: grizzly wonderful locus

I MADE THE CHANGES WORDING IT A BIT DIFFERENTLY. AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IF I THINK A CHANGE IS UNREASONABLE THAT I SHALL NOT HESITATE TO INFORM THEM.

I AM NOT A BITCH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771928)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Sadistic Trip Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772550)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

IF YOU NEED ANY ADDITIONAL CHANGES, DON'T HESITATE TO LET ME KNOW, SLAVE. THANKS YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771925)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Violent Galvanic Messiness Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772391)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: marvelous point

powercuck move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772087)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Violent Galvanic Messiness Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772389)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Mustard bateful ceo corner

180 poast, 120 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772400)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: Exciting obsidian quadroon office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773679)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Transparent crackhouse



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Cracking Sepia Meetinghouse Party Of The First Part

Shitlawwwwwww

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771713)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Lascivious orange gay wizard crotch

lol at shitlawyers without the ability to convert pdf to word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771721)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good rigpig sneaky criminal

Or Manafort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771743)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Diverse marketing idea

Every single NDA I have ever been a part of has involved circulating word docs / redlines between parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771820)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

Yeah, well, the attorney hasn't even come out of the woodwork. I'm not circulating a word document to his clients if he can't even email me directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771916)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Greedy Sanctuary

Same. This is what happens when you let a litttigator do tranny stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774089)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Racy onyx house

should have asked them to make changes by hand and fax you their handwritten changes, and you would make the changes on the document

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771867)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: charismatic pervert people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771906)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Flirting avocado giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771932)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771934)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: grizzly wonderful locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771964)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

Well, kids, after sending my email I closed the door to my office and hit my vape pen. Then I went to the gym and worked out.

"Show us your muscles again, grandpa!"

"Well, they aren't as big as they used to be..."

*flexes*

"WOW!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772107)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

fuck your octaroon grandkids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772135)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

whoa dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772157)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Heady electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772741)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Burgundy razzle-dazzle weed whacker trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772828)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

one of the 180 things about shitlaw and one of the few things i enjoyed when i did insurance defense was the pointless fights and aggressive confrontation for no good reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771930)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

this would make a good spin-off thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771941)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: grizzly wonderful locus

I am not built for firm law, let alone shitlaw, I hated the pointless fucking four hour arguments over whether some provision that will never be triggered is "market."

Skadden was the FUCKING WORST about this.

"Yes, my client agreed to that in some other transaction, but Skadden wasn't involved in that deal. It's not market for Skadden deals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771950)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

hahahah jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771974)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing zombie-like locale

One firm (worldwide...) once mentioned how their firm did more M&A deals than my firm, and therefore their position was market and I was the confused asshole. Literally mentioned the league tables. This was a senior associate at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772417)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: grizzly wonderful locus

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772563)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Supple Godawful Plaza

i'm going to use this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772846)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Silver Glittery Dilemma

lol! 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774857)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: floppy snowy affirmative action range

lol just dealt with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773907)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: appetizing zombie-like locale

Because Skadden makes the decision, not the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774065)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Khaki location

shitlaw the office would be pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773415)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: violent motley place of business filthpig

Are you a lawyer? Did you pass the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771948)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: self-centered disrespectful turdskin police squad

"Crazy Opposing Counsel insisted on a word doc. I said no!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771949)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

"Crazy Opposing Counsel insisted on a word doc. You won't believe what I said next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771985)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

fuck me, i wish that gook admin at JD Underground hadn't banned me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771956)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: contagious voyeur lodge

*Emails PDF to Secretary and asks her to convert it to Word*

*Redlines your doc"

"Here you go. This is how it should read. Thank."

Now you look like the asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771959)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

*formatting and margins are fucked*

*your clients notice*

*both of you fired*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771984)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: contagious voyeur lodge

Nah, she's good. Even catches the "m" that becomes "nn"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771992)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

what about the quotation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772019)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: contagious voyeur lodge

Dat Contract Companion catches those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772076)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Fragrant pink round eye heaven

That's unnecessary, brother. What worries you about sending drafts in Word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771981)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

shitlawyers are simultaneously paranoid that opposing counsel is going to engage in dishonest conduct and clueless about how technology works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771989)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Mustard bateful ceo corner

the combination of these two factors has produced some of the most ridiculously inefficient professional behavior i have ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772693)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

1. I don't give a fuck about efficiency. I'm paid a salary.

2. I'm not paranoid. I just don't want some attorney I don't know going through my document and editing it and then I have to go through and track his changes. Then I'll have to make my own changes. I would rather have them tell me what they want changed and then I'll modify the document and send it back to them. If they don't like that they can draft their own fucking document.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772819)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Cracking Sepia Meetinghouse Party Of The First Part

Being paid a salary is why you should care about efficiency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773843)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

someone turning on and off track changes. if you really are being diligent you have to run your own redline and it is annoying. Im not OP tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771991)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sapphire toilet seat stage

It's maybe 5 button clicks to compare 2 documents in word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772018)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

you have to save the version he sent, its a pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772027)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Racy onyx house

for some reason when I click the files to "compare" Word always reverts back to my main server folder where I have to click around a bunch to get the proper folder and file. Then do it all over again when I select the document to compare it to. Takes a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772041)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Bearded Awkward Jewess Indian Lodge

Which I get, but if you do a print-to-PDF and don't manually set it to a secure format, it's trivial to modify a PDF, and you're probably looking even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772098)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

Because they are going to change a bunch of shit and I don't want to get into some pissing match where I'm changing shit back.

It is a simple NDA. Tell me what you want changed and I'll change it.

I don't like some lawyer I don't know telling his client to tell me to send it to him in Word.

I just don't like it and he can draft his own fucking NDA if he wants to, whoever the fuck he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772149)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

this sounds hmmmm a bit feminine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772314)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Fragrant pink round eye heaven

I see. I just do a comparison on Word to see what changes they made (even if they did track changes). If they are small just reject them. Just reject their edits. I do it all the time. It's a pain to put in edits like:

1. Sec. 2(b) -- Delete third sentence and change "disclosing party" to "party" and and "(12)" in between "twelve monthsl".

I've only had the other side make a change without it being in track changes. We always do a comparison before signatures.

If you sent me a PDF I'd ask my secretary to convert to Word or I'd put my edits in by hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774729)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: chartreuse forum regret

In real shitlaw you never email word docs because they will take any word draft and never pay you. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771998)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

why the fuck would opposing counsel be "paying" you for a draft of an agreement you are negotiating?

do you really think anyone believes you worked at QE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772055)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm

truly odd poast from AR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772061)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: grizzly wonderful locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772083)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: chartreuse forum regret

How dense are you tards that this needs to be spelled out for you? If your shitlaw client sees a word draft they will run with it themselves and fire you. You never email a word draft to a shitlaw client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772152)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: grizzly wonderful locus

Well, then it's a good thing this thread was about emailing opposing counsel.

Date: April 5th, 2018 4:54 PM

Author: ARE Reptile

How dense are you tards that this needs to be spelled out for you? If your shitlaw client sees a word draft they will run with it themselves and fire you. You never email a word draft to a shitlaw client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772244)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling french chef

I’d prefer you not, shouted the alpha male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772043)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

brother, to be fair, bartleby the scrivener was alpha as FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772071)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Bearded Awkward Jewess Indian Lodge

Until he wound up in jail and then died of starvation, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772108)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

how is that not alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772116)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling french chef

This is very true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772455)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: glassy incel bbw

I’ve had opposing parties change shit in documents without disclosing. Very unethical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772123)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded aromatic shrine azn

"Here you go, let me know if you want me to change anything else."

Sounds like you’re their fucking bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772215)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

stfu you stupid cunt. I don't have to change anything. That's me pretending to be polite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772238)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded aromatic shrine azn

And yet, you made the changes for them. They didn’t even have to do it themselves.

That is what I consider a Pyrrhic victory.

Life must really suck as a 50 year old shitlawyer to take satisfaction in something as meaningless as denying somebody a word document.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772572)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

I made one change that was reasonable.

I'm not 50 and my life is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772679)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Violet ticket booth hairy legs

http://www.kinsellalaw.com/wp-content/uploads/audio/VoiceMessage.wav

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772347)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sapphire toilet seat stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772383)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

i picture this bro with his square toed kenneth coles propped up on his desk as he ripped opposing counsel a new asshole via VM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772392)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Violet ticket booth hairy legs

Google him and post your reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772521)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller Public Bath

I can’t make out his first name but sounds like he’s a turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773129)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Startling pit private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772401)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: glassy incel bbw

What’s the story with this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772499)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Violet ticket booth hairy legs

One of the early virals from big law. Was the impetus for the monkey fucking scribe meme. Upon reflection everyone agreed that the recipient fucked up by losing control of the voicemail. Sender is big law partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772537)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

He sounds like a 20 year old stoner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772822)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Violet ticket booth hairy legs

https://www.mwe.com/en/team/g/gupta-ankur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773246)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Coral Cowardly Mad Cow Disease Multi-billionaire

Not what I pictured, but ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773351)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Fragrant pink round eye heaven

I imagine had this voicemail been done today it'd have a ton of heavy mouth breathing.

"Be a ..*mouth breathing* be a ..fucking monkey *slurping Icee* scribe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774796)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: exhilarant slate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772549)