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I drafted a NDA. Opposing counsel wants me to send it to him in Word, I refused.

I send this NDA off to a couple of shmucks my boss wants to ...
Insanely Creepy Black Regret
  04/05/18
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my first boss (70 year old who used an aol address for work)...
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y'all niggas know you can edit PDFs in Word, too, right
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If only Acrobat had a built-in function for comparing pdfs. ...
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  04/05/18
Every single NDA I have ever been a part of has involved cir...
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  04/05/18
Yeah, well, the attorney hasn't even come out of the woodwor...
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Because Skadden makes the decision, not the client.
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"Crazy Opposing Counsel insisted on a word doc. You wo...
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*Emails PDF to Secretary and asks her to convert it to Word*...
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It's maybe 5 button clicks to compare 2 documents in word
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you have to save the version he sent, its a pain
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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

I send this NDA off to a couple of shmucks my boss wants to talk to and one of them says they are concerned about how something was worded.

So then they say their attorney has a few suggestions and they give me an example and then ask me to send it to them in Word so they can make changes to it.

I said I "prefer not to do it that way."

I said I would be happy to make whatever changes they request.

I then edited the NDA with the one change they recommended and sent them the second draft in PDF. I was all, "Here you go, let me know if you want me to change anything else."

I'm not their fucking bitch. They don't get to go fucking around in my Word document. Fuck them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771606)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: fishy black woman

Why you gotta be an asshole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771692)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: gay sound barrier gas station

lol fuck you enjoy the shitty reputation that will follow you the rest of your life every time you need to change jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773385)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

lol at this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773433)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: gay sound barrier gas station

sorry didn't realize you were shitlaw and thus <><><>NEVERLATERAL<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773750)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

my first boss (70 year old who used an aol address for work) wouldn't send opposing counsel anything in word because "they can edit it and not tell us what they changed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771620)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

i wish they had software that could tell you all the ways two documents are different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771802)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Vibrant main people electric furnace

I've had people make changes, send a PDF back, and not note that anything changed. Not the respectable people, but not every is respectable.

I never send a Word doc to anyone if they are sketchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772028)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: gay sound barrier gas station

y'all niggas know you can edit PDFs in Word, too, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773396)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

WHO YOU CALLING NIGGA, NIGGA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773444)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Heady Really Tough Guy Ticket Booth

If only Acrobat had a built-in function for comparing pdfs.

IF ONLY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774858)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Violent tank

lol, you're such a classically clueless shitlawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771677)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

IM NOT YOUR BITCH. RATHER THAN YOU DOING IT YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND ILL DO IT FOR YOU. I REPEAT, IM NOT YOUR BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771704)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: fishy black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771714)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: violent hairless corner



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Violent tank



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Thirsty Hairraiser Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771771)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Supple Set



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:26 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

I made the changes wording it a little differently. If I think a change is unreasonable I'll let them know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771920)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine lodge lettuce

I MADE THE CHANGES WORDING IT A BIT DIFFERENTLY. AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IF I THINK A CHANGE IS UNREASONABLE THAT I SHALL NOT HESITATE TO INFORM THEM.

I AM NOT A BITCH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771928)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: beta roommate indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772550)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

IF YOU NEED ANY ADDITIONAL CHANGES, DON'T HESITATE TO LET ME KNOW, SLAVE. THANKS YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771925)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Mischievous violet mother blood rage



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone hyperactive space persian

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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Mischievous violet mother blood rage



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Navy Ratface Orchestra Pit

180 poast, 120 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772400)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: vigorous milk laser beams



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Aqua plaza



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready shaky location

Shitlawwwwwww

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771713)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: talented plum mad-dog skullcap incel

lol at shitlawyers without the ability to convert pdf to word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771721)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: awkward national

Or Manafort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771743)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Giraffe

Every single NDA I have ever been a part of has involved circulating word docs / redlines between parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771820)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

Yeah, well, the attorney hasn't even come out of the woodwork. I'm not circulating a word document to his clients if he can't even email me directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771916)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: Bateful background story school cafeteria

Same. This is what happens when you let a litttigator do tranny stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774089)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Pearly nursing home pistol

should have asked them to make changes by hand and fax you their handwritten changes, and you would make the changes on the document

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771867)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Swollen Library



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: White erotic kitty menage



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine lodge lettuce



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

Well, kids, after sending my email I closed the door to my office and hit my vape pen. Then I went to the gym and worked out.

"Show us your muscles again, grandpa!"

"Well, they aren't as big as they used to be..."

*flexes*

"WOW!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772107)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772135)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

whoa dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772157)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Sticky mildly autistic field idiot



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: blathering coffee pot



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

one of the 180 things about shitlaw and one of the few things i enjoyed when i did insurance defense was the pointless fights and aggressive confrontation for no good reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771930)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

this would make a good spin-off thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771941)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine lodge lettuce

I am not built for firm law, let alone shitlaw, I hated the pointless fucking four hour arguments over whether some provision that will never be triggered is "market."

Skadden was the FUCKING WORST about this.

"Yes, my client agreed to that in some other transaction, but Skadden wasn't involved in that deal. It's not market for Skadden deals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771950)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771974)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Charismatic university goal in life

One firm (worldwide...) once mentioned how their firm did more M&A deals than my firm, and therefore their position was market and I was the confused asshole. Literally mentioned the league tables. This was a senior associate at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772417)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine lodge lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772563)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant bearded mood school

i'm going to use this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772846)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: henna forum genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774857)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Grizzly passionate institution

lol just dealt with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773907)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Charismatic university goal in life

Because Skadden makes the decision, not the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774065)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: gay sound barrier gas station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773415)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic house

Are you a lawyer? Did you pass the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771948)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Irradiated yellow piazza round eye

"Crazy Opposing Counsel insisted on a word doc. I said no!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771949)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

"Crazy Opposing Counsel insisted on a word doc. You won't believe what I said next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771985)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

fuck me, i wish that gook admin at JD Underground hadn't banned me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771956)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Startling Misunderstood Address

*Emails PDF to Secretary and asks her to convert it to Word*

*Redlines your doc"

"Here you go. This is how it should read. Thank."

Now you look like the asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771959)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

*formatting and margins are fucked*

*your clients notice*

*both of you fired*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771984)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Startling Misunderstood Address

Nah, she's good. Even catches the "m" that becomes "nn"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771992)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

what about the quotation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772019)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Startling Misunderstood Address

Dat Contract Companion catches those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772076)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Curious feces

That's unnecessary, brother. What worries you about sending drafts in Word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771981)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

shitlawyers are simultaneously paranoid that opposing counsel is going to engage in dishonest conduct and clueless about how technology works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771989)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Navy Ratface Orchestra Pit

the combination of these two factors has produced some of the most ridiculously inefficient professional behavior i have ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772693)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

1. I don't give a fuck about efficiency. I'm paid a salary.

2. I'm not paranoid. I just don't want some attorney I don't know going through my document and editing it and then I have to go through and track his changes. Then I'll have to make my own changes. I would rather have them tell me what they want changed and then I'll modify the document and send it back to them. If they don't like that they can draft their own fucking document.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772819)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: At-the-ready shaky location

Being paid a salary is why you should care about efficiency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773843)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

someone turning on and off track changes. if you really are being diligent you have to run your own redline and it is annoying. Im not OP tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771991)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse

It's maybe 5 button clicks to compare 2 documents in word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772018)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

you have to save the version he sent, its a pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772027)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Pearly nursing home pistol

for some reason when I click the files to "compare" Word always reverts back to my main server folder where I have to click around a bunch to get the proper folder and file. Then do it all over again when I select the document to compare it to. Takes a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772041)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: big locus turdskin

Which I get, but if you do a print-to-PDF and don't manually set it to a secure format, it's trivial to modify a PDF, and you're probably looking even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772098)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

Because they are going to change a bunch of shit and I don't want to get into some pissing match where I'm changing shit back.

It is a simple NDA. Tell me what you want changed and I'll change it.

I don't like some lawyer I don't know telling his client to tell me to send it to him in Word.

I just don't like it and he can draft his own fucking NDA if he wants to, whoever the fuck he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772149)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

this sounds hmmmm a bit feminine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772314)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Curious feces

I see. I just do a comparison on Word to see what changes they made (even if they did track changes). If they are small just reject them. Just reject their edits. I do it all the time. It's a pain to put in edits like:

1. Sec. 2(b) -- Delete third sentence and change "disclosing party" to "party" and and "(12)" in between "twelve monthsl".

I've only had the other side make a change without it being in track changes. We always do a comparison before signatures.

If you sent me a PDF I'd ask my secretary to convert to Word or I'd put my edits in by hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774729)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: alcoholic principal's office clown

In real shitlaw you never email word docs because they will take any word draft and never pay you. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35771998)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

why the fuck would opposing counsel be "paying" you for a draft of an agreement you are negotiating?

do you really think anyone believes you worked at QE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772055)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan

truly odd poast from AR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772061)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772083)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: alcoholic principal's office clown

How dense are you tards that this needs to be spelled out for you? If your shitlaw client sees a word draft they will run with it themselves and fire you. You never email a word draft to a shitlaw client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772152)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine lodge lettuce

Well, then it's a good thing this thread was about emailing opposing counsel.

Date: April 5th, 2018 4:54 PM

Author: ARE Reptile

How dense are you tards that this needs to be spelled out for you? If your shitlaw client sees a word draft they will run with it themselves and fire you. You never email a word draft to a shitlaw client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772244)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Yapping vivacious hall

I’d prefer you not, shouted the alpha male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772043)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

brother, to be fair, bartleby the scrivener was alpha as FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772071)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: big locus turdskin

Until he wound up in jail and then died of starvation, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772108)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

how is that not alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772116)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Yapping vivacious hall

This is very true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772455)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted den

I’ve had opposing parties change shit in documents without disclosing. Very unethical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772123)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: olive racy market

"Here you go, let me know if you want me to change anything else."

Sounds like you’re their fucking bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772215)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

stfu you stupid cunt. I don't have to change anything. That's me pretending to be polite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772238)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: olive racy market

And yet, you made the changes for them. They didn’t even have to do it themselves.

That is what I consider a Pyrrhic victory.

Life must really suck as a 50 year old shitlawyer to take satisfaction in something as meaningless as denying somebody a word document.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772572)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

I made one change that was reasonable.

I'm not 50 and my life is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772679)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: maize glittery yarmulke area

http://www.kinsellalaw.com/wp-content/uploads/audio/VoiceMessage.wav

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772347)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: marvelous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772383)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

i picture this bro with his square toed kenneth coles propped up on his desk as he ripped opposing counsel a new asshole via VM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772392)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: maize glittery yarmulke area

Google him and post your reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772521)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Spruce Alpha

I can’t make out his first name but sounds like he’s a turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773129)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: laughsome mauve cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772401)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted den

What’s the story with this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772499)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: maize glittery yarmulke area

One of the early virals from big law. Was the impetus for the monkey fucking scribe meme. Upon reflection everyone agreed that the recipient fucked up by losing control of the voicemail. Sender is big law partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772537)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

He sounds like a 20 year old stoner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772822)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: maize glittery yarmulke area

https://www.mwe.com/en/team/g/gupta-ankur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773246)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Black Regret

Not what I pictured, but ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35773351)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Curious feces

I imagine had this voicemail been done today it'd have a ton of heavy mouth breathing.

"Be a ..*mouth breathing* be a ..fucking monkey *slurping Icee* scribe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35774796)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Motley Church Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3940288&forum_id=2#35772549)