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I am a 32 year old male and I do not know how to change a tire.

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apoplectic codepig
  04/06/18
"male"
Deep Smoky Site Juggernaut
  04/06/18
(((male)))
primrose thirsty hospital
  04/06/18
Uh....call the tow company. What a fag!
fuchsia selfie mood
  04/06/18
*stares at tire iron, unsure of which side to stick in his a...
180 filthy hominid
  04/06/18
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multi-colored turquoise stage feces
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Startled Black Hell
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Deep Smoky Site Juggernaut
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Titillating stage
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tan big principal's office
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Coiffed Hall Electric Furnace
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french chapel
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marvelous kitty nowag
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cordovan library
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Rose Shitlib
  04/07/18
I know how to do it. Ive watched tards do it. I would never ...
Poppy disturbing hunting ground ticket booth
  04/06/18
had to do it a couple of years ago in an emergency. it's hon...
house-broken brunch dog poop
  04/06/18
it's incredibly simple.
laughsome domesticated corner boiling water
  04/06/18
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saffron public bath
  04/06/18
Can learn in 10 minutes on youtube
bat shit crazy sneaky criminal place of business
  04/06/18
You can learn in 45 seconds by looking at the simple directi...
talented transparent old irish cottage pistol
  04/06/18
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Aromatic Meetinghouse
  04/06/18
first pinciples=0 seconds. there's only so many ways to use ...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
The one somewhat non-obvious aspect is where the jack points...
talented transparent old irish cottage pistol
  04/06/18
sure, you might not know that. and I know where i should go,...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
people can forget to loosen the lug nuts before jacking the ...
ivory nursing home
  04/06/18
well they gonna learn today (actually didnt know car manu...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
lmao @ not having your dad teach you. what kind of parents d...
ivory nursing home
  04/06/18
many people are shocked to learn of the hebrew sickness
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
If everything goes perfectly, perhaps, but where experience ...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
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floppy pale heaven
  04/06/18
I know the process in theory, but who wants to get their nic...
motley umber idea he suggested
  04/06/18
I have changed literally dozens of tires in a suit and tie. ...
fuchsia selfie mood
  04/06/18
So you soil your suit so that you can call yourself a macho ...
motley umber idea he suggested
  04/06/18
link? been driving for two decades, when would I have ha...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
I think he's talking about his bicycle! haha
motley umber idea he suggested
  04/06/18
Dozens I said
fuchsia selfie mood
  04/06/18
yes, you'll have to provide a link, champ. cars don't nee...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
DOZENS
fuchsia selfie mood
  04/06/18
damn it bro. I thought you were gonna go full drunkard and k...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
Incredibly faggy reply.
spectacular maroon school
  04/06/18
It's a legit concern. I consider myself to be a very compete...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
Lmao your dedication to schtick is insane
drab parlor keepsake machete
  04/06/18
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Indecent Range
  04/06/18
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primrose thirsty hospital
  04/06/18
http://blog.xplorenewyork.it/wp-content/gallery/pin-up-ameri...
buff contagious tank
  04/06/18
i actually did it for girl in 2012, and we got married in 20...
Unholy Quadroon
  04/06/18
Gen-x; can change oil/filter + change wheels and properly to...
bipolar parlour
  04/06/18
torque bolts is such a necessary jargon.
Unholy Quadroon
  04/06/18
In the context of putting on a spare it sure as fuck is. Lik...
bipolar parlour
  04/06/18
Changed many flats back in HS/college. Now i would just call...
Sadistic Exhilarant Round Eye
  04/06/18
I fucked two girls (two separate occasions) after they calle...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
Jesus Christ – freshman year in college – change some blonde...
Indecent Range
  04/06/18
Haha, DESCRIBE the suicidal tendencies this memory evokes. ...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
It's hilarious how much it turns them on. Wife still gets al...
wine background story fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
jesus christ this is why there is so much money to be made i...
Startled Black Hell
  04/06/18
azn?
Lavender Boyish Abode
  04/06/18
lot's of AZN mechanics in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, no excuse!
Startled Black Hell
  04/06/18
true. there are hordes down by the navy yard
Lavender Boyish Abode
  04/06/18
lol what sort of azn parents let their kids be car mechanics...
Startled Black Hell
  04/06/18
White collar Asians are more likely to know how to visualize...
Lemon Bateful Home
  04/06/18
If your Dad did not devote a Saturday to this for you growin...
wine background story fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
190
Unholy Quadroon
  04/06/18
Ur dad sounds incredibly 180
fuchsia selfie mood
  04/06/18
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curious liquid oxygen
  04/06/18
I'll never have children, so it's not an issue.
talented transparent old irish cottage pistol
  04/06/18
One I forgot hilariously backfired on me. He used to always ...
wine background story fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
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curious liquid oxygen
  04/06/18
lmao
buff contagious tank
  04/06/18
lol
tan big principal's office
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marvelous kitty nowag
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Dull Depressive
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cordovan library
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Rose Shitlib
  04/07/18
Cr - I make my son help me out whenever I work on cars (or a...
bipolar parlour
  04/06/18
Yeah, that's the way man. I can't walk into a hardware store...
wine background story fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
I skipped "play tools" with him and when he was ba...
bipolar parlour
  04/06/18
real tools are less likely to have Chinese lead paint.
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
Yeah, I head scratched why people pay $20-$50 bucks for thes...
bipolar parlour
  04/06/18
I've seen four year olds using machetes to chop shit in Afri...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
lmao. reminds me how not hard most stuff is: my si...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
180 dad
drab parlor keepsake machete
  04/06/18
cr
floppy pale heaven
  04/06/18
u: teaching your son to put on lipstick and clean up after D...
drab parlor keepsake machete
  04/06/18
My dad made me help him with a lot of handiwork, but would n...
buff contagious tank
  04/06/18
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harsh theater
  04/06/18
180
tan big principal's office
  04/06/18
I dont know how to do this but should probably learn. is the...
narrow-minded factory reset button station
  04/06/18
Any car manual has a pretty good guide and it will show you ...
wine background story fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
All true, but the chances of him seriously fucking something...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
I think I know how to tighten a lugnut. you jack it where th...
narrow-minded factory reset button station
  04/06/18
Right. Just never put any part of yourself in between the ca...
wine background story fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
"I think I know how to tighten a lugnut." You h...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
cr that's why I plan to practice in my driveway. and I'd sti...
narrow-minded factory reset button station
  04/06/18
Practicing in your driveway is better than alongside a road,...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
my sister--a shrew--did this for the first time 15 years aft...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
Obviously, you have a firm grasp of probability. Of cours...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
yes, I do. never heard of someone seriously injured changing...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
Injury is just one of the risks. The primary risk is fucking...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
(guy scared of risking death to fix a dying pos car) ht...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
brother, there's nothing to it. put the jack under the ca...
laughsome domesticated corner boiling water
  04/06/18
Got to loosen the nuts 1/4 turn before jacking it up.
Indecent Range
  04/06/18
Wrong Good luck getting the lug nuts loose with the car ...
heady philosopher-king
  04/06/18
fair point. i skipped that step in my haste to show how simp...
laughsome domesticated corner boiling water
  04/06/18
I just watched a video. this is comically easy. lol at xo mi...
narrow-minded factory reset button station
  04/06/18
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laughsome domesticated corner boiling water
  04/06/18
lmao at not loosening nuts first
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
You also have a decent chance of dumping the car off of the ...
adventurous water buffalo
  04/06/18
cr. those jacks are fucking worthless
buff contagious tank
  04/06/18
indeed. as i said above, of course you loosen the lugnuts wh...
laughsome domesticated corner boiling water
  04/06/18
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curious liquid oxygen
  04/06/18
JFC I had no idea there were so many namby-pamby ladybois on...
floppy pale heaven
  04/06/18
literal liberals and cuckolds need to sit this one out, hoss...
Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy
  04/06/18
you didn't?
laughsome domesticated corner boiling water
  04/06/18
Being raised in cities has a lot to do with it.
Provocative lay
  04/06/18
(likes it here even more)
drab parlor keepsake machete
  04/06/18
What bort did you think this was?
tan big principal's office
  04/06/18
DBG is just 32?
misanthropic bawdyhouse reading party
  04/06/18
I've never had a flat tire and frankly don't even see people...
Charcoal Useless Brakes
  04/06/18
Run flat tires are SPS.
adventurous water buffalo
  04/07/18


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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: apoplectic codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779072)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Deep Smoky Site Juggernaut

"male"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779074)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: primrose thirsty hospital

(((male)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779077)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: fuchsia selfie mood

Uh....call the tow company. What a fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779085)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: 180 filthy hominid

*stares at tire iron, unsure of which side to stick in his ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779107)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: multi-colored turquoise stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779215)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Startled Black Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779386)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Deep Smoky Site Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779418)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Titillating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: tan big principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779442)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Coiffed Hall Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: french chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779599)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: marvelous kitty nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781173)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: cordovan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35785530)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Rose Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35785547)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Poppy disturbing hunting ground ticket booth

I know how to do it. Ive watched tards do it. I would never do it because if you fuck up or the steel in your "made in china" jack and included in your car for free from some OEM you never heard of fails you become some cripple whose foot got crushed by a car. I would just get out the phone, start the Geico app and have some nigger do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779122)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: house-broken brunch dog poop

had to do it a couple of years ago in an emergency. it's honestly not that difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779128)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: laughsome domesticated corner boiling water

it's incredibly simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779192)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: saffron public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779160)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sneaky criminal place of business

Can learn in 10 minutes on youtube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779204)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: talented transparent old irish cottage pistol

You can learn in 45 seconds by looking at the simple directions in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779265)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779317)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

first pinciples=0 seconds. there's only so many ways to use the given tools on the car to change a tire under the physics of this universe.

oh, what a Flynn effect!

https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/5760/50376705f95bd41e61dbff81be0d75cb304a.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: talented transparent old irish cottage pistol

The one somewhat non-obvious aspect is where the jack points are on the car. But even that is usually pretty clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779451)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

sure, you might not know that. and I know where i should go, specifically, on my car and not most others but...it's a gay modern German car that always claims we're going to die if I don't take it to a (((certified technician)))). that still wouldn't stop on me on a random car I've never worked on.

it is what it is. first theyre taking away people's ability to fix their own cars and next they're not going to not let people drive their own cars at all. everyone is just supposed to be a helpless gc cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779557)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: ivory nursing home

people can forget to loosen the lug nuts before jacking the car up. that's not obvious to most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779764)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

well they gonna learn today

(actually didnt know car manual goes through that since ive never used one to change a tire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779805)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: ivory nursing home

lmao @ not having your dad teach you. what kind of parents do these people have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779877)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

many people are shocked to learn of the hebrew sickness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779994)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

If everything goes perfectly, perhaps, but where experience comes into play is when something doesn't go perfectly, such as when the car is not perfectly level or a lug nut is stuck. A big part of becoming marginally competent mechanically is learning what actions are and are not acceptable to address problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779426)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: floppy pale heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779947)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: motley umber idea he suggested

I know the process in theory, but who wants to get their nice clothes all dirty. When I go outside I am almost always well-dressed. That's why there is AAA, your car company's service, or your ins co's service etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: fuchsia selfie mood

I have changed literally dozens of tires in a suit and tie. You’re a literal gay if this is your rationale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779278)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: motley umber idea he suggested

So you soil your suit so that you can call yourself a macho man? That's just not smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779302)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

link?

been driving for two decades, when would I have had the opportunity to change even 1 dozen tires on the fly in decent clothes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779313)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: motley umber idea he suggested

I think he's talking about his bicycle! haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779339)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: fuchsia selfie mood

Dozens I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779387)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

yes, you'll have to provide a link, champ.

cars don't need emergency tire changes every month (including enough cars for your whole family, girlfriends, secretaries, people at the gas station you just drove into, people on the side of the road who haven't even started and are just crying, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779433)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: fuchsia selfie mood

DOZENS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

damn it bro. I thought you were gonna go full drunkard and keep arguing with me about how you assemble Ferraris from scratch metal you create after digging up ore in abandoned pennsylvania mines and smelting it yourself--all in the middle of your commute from a main line philadelphia mansion to the Delaware courts where youre making the corporate transaction case law that will decide our economic future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779593)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: spectacular maroon school

Incredibly faggy reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779288)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

It's a legit concern. I consider myself to be a very competent shade tree mechanic, and I would never change a tire in clothing I wouldn't be okay with permanently staining or damaging. But this is also why I keep a pair of old jeans, t-shirt, and sneakers in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: drab parlor keepsake machete

Lmao your dedication to schtick is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779358)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Indecent Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779395)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: primrose thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779489)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: buff contagious tank

http://blog.xplorenewyork.it/wp-content/gallery/pin-up-america/tow-truck-31-x-25-oil-on-canvas-on-board-by-art-frahm-471x590.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779940)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Unholy Quadroon

i actually did it for girl in 2012, and we got married in 2013. and divorce in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779298)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: bipolar parlour

Gen-x; can change oil/filter + change wheels and properly torque bolts, replace brake pads & bleed brakes. Get into amateur racing or weekend driving events and you learn to do all of this out of necessity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779319)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Unholy Quadroon

torque bolts is such a necessary jargon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779337)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: bipolar parlour

In the context of putting on a spare it sure as fuck is. Likely the OP doesn't even know what a torque wrench is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779536)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Sadistic Exhilarant Round Eye

Changed many flats back in HS/college. Now i would just call my insurance co. to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

I fucked two girls (two separate occasions) after they called me to change their tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779383)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Indecent Range

Jesus Christ – freshman year in college – change some blondes tire in the parking lot at school. At the end she says that was very nice let me buy you dinner to make it up. "Oh no thanks I'm happy to help haha"

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779413)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

Haha, DESCRIBE the suicidal tendencies this memory evokes.

TBF, I was fairly confident one girl wanted to hook up before she called me to help her with her tire, but she had a boyfriend. I showed up, started changing her tire, and after struggling for a bit with a difficult lugnut, I asked her where her boyfriend was. She said he was at home, but she would never call him for something like this and giggled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779470)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: wine background story fortuitous meteor

It's hilarious how much it turns them on. Wife still gets all worked up when she sees me do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Startled Black Hell

jesus christ this is why there is so much money to be made in trades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779384)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Lavender Boyish Abode

azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Startled Black Hell

lot's of AZN mechanics in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, no excuse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779397)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Lavender Boyish Abode

true. there are hordes down by the navy yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779416)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Startled Black Hell

lol what sort of azn parents let their kids be car mechanics

that being said a diesel mechanic from a state trade school probably has a higher lifetime earnings when you deduct educational cost than most careers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Lemon Bateful Home

White collar Asians are more likely to know how to visualize and manipulate 3-D objects and so have better mechanical intelligence, it's genetics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781109)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: wine background story fortuitous meteor

If your Dad did not devote a Saturday to this for you growing up, he failed you. Mine made me take off/put back on all 4 tires and change my own oil before he ever gave me keys. He also would do things like purposefully leave the lights on the lawn mower to drain the battery out and then make me jump start it the next day when I had to mow, steal the fuses controlling the car radio and power windows on my car so I had to replace them, unscrewed my room's doorknobs a few times so I had to put them back on, siphoned all the gas out of the car when he noticed I was running it on E so I'd learn not to do it again, cut the circuit breaker and turned the water off before he and mom would leave so I knew how to turn it back on and other "tricks" to get me to learn to do stuff on my own. At the time I found them annoying but looking back it was 180 and I realize just how many "men" can't do basic shit. I have a few friends whose wives tell them to call me when basic stuff needs fixed and I just laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779401)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Unholy Quadroon

190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779419)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: fuchsia selfie mood

Ur dad sounds incredibly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779422)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: curious liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: talented transparent old irish cottage pistol

I'll never have children, so it's not an issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: wine background story fortuitous meteor

One I forgot hilariously backfired on me. He used to always shut off the water to the toilets and sinks in my bathroom so I knew what to do if the toilet overflowed or a pipe in the sink burst. My high school girlfriend took a dump one time after he did it and came out and was just like we need to leave immediately. I was like WTF OK -- didn't come back until several hours later and then discovered her shame. Here she thought she had clogged the toilet and was too scared to tell me when it wouldn't flush right. My dad laughed his ass off when I told him about it and said "well I bet she'll shit in her own house from now on."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779520)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: curious liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779796)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: buff contagious tank

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780026)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: tan big principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781052)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: marvelous kitty nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781197)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Dull Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781655)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: cordovan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35785531)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Rose Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35785558)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: bipolar parlour

Cr - I make my son help me out whenever I work on cars (or anything really). Any normal, non-fag male will look forward to this experience with their father and cherish the memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: wine background story fortuitous meteor

Yeah, that's the way man. I can't walk into a hardware store without feeling nostalgic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779562)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: bipolar parlour

I skipped "play tools" with him and when he was baby/toddler just went to HomeDepot and bought a bunch of larger nuts / bolts / washers and gave him an extra wrench I had. Way cheaper + no more risky then some fake plastic Chinese shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779626)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

real tools are less likely to have Chinese lead paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779646)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: bipolar parlour

Yeah, I head scratched why people pay $20-$50 bucks for these kiddie tool sets when I was able to drop $20 max for a neat little actual toolbox he'll probably keep/use for life which I filled up with little stuff he could play around with. I think maybe parents freak out over the idea of giving their kid something metal, but like you said, arguably safer then lead paint from China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779698)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

I've seen four year olds using machetes to chop shit in Africa. just part of their daily chores.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780678)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

lmao.

reminds me how not hard most stuff is:

my sister, at age shrew, was able to change a tire for the first time in the middle of a busy third world street because my dad had done it with us when she was in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779634)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: drab parlor keepsake machete

180 dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779922)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: floppy pale heaven

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779973)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: drab parlor keepsake machete

u: teaching your son to put on lipstick and clean up after Darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780112)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: buff contagious tank

My dad made me help him with a lot of handiwork, but would never teach me for some weird reason. I just watched and taught myself to do things later on, but it really makes a difference to have someone explain it to you at a young age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780068)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: harsh theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780589)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: tan big principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781053)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded factory reset button station

I dont know how to do this but should probably learn. is there a youtube I can use to just practice this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779409)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: wine background story fortuitous meteor

Any car manual has a pretty good guide and it will show you exactly where you should put the jack, which is really the only part that can pwn you if you fuck it up (that and not tightening the lug nuts I guess). Better to fuck around and learn now than on the side of a highway in a storm with kids in the car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779448)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

All true, but the chances of him seriously fucking something up if he attempts to learn this shit entirely on his own are relatively high, whether it be cross-threading a lugnut, not sufficiently tightening a lug nut and the wheel falls off, or dumping the car off the jack, possibly onto himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded factory reset button station

I think I know how to tighten a lugnut. you jack it where the manual says to jack it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779559)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: wine background story fortuitous meteor

Right. Just never put any part of yourself in between the car and the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779595)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

"I think I know how to tighten a lugnut."

You have been struggling with changing a tire for the last 45 minutes. You are stressed out, tired, and your hands are sore. Failure to appreciate why this situation creates a risk of fucking up, especially when the situation calls for a high level of exertion, is precisely why there is a relatively high probability that people with no experience working on cars will fuck up.

Just to clarify, when I say a relatively high risk of fucking up, I don't mean it is likely you will fuck up, but given the potential consequences of fucking up when doing this type of work on your car, a very low probability of a fuck up in an absolute sense still represents a situation that is best avoided.

Then we get into the risks of doing this for the first time on the side of the road. That is a perfect recipe for someone absent mindedly stepping out in front of traffic driving by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779613)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded factory reset button station

cr that's why I plan to practice in my driveway. and I'd still probably call AAA in most situations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779696)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

Practicing in your driveway is better than alongside a road, but it is still a good idea to have someone there who really knows what they are doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779763)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

my sister--a shrew--did this for the first time 15 years after seeing my dad do it. how should we define "someone who knows what theyre doing"--literally just not jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779827)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

Obviously, you have a firm grasp of probability.

Of course he is capable to changing his tire without experiencing any problems. The chance of him seriously fucking something up, while low, is not something he should take lightly given the possible consequences of a fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780008)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

yes, I do. never heard of someone seriously injured changing a tire. and I know tens of thousands of people to 2 degrees of separation who have changed a tire.

but no doubt you can enlighten me on these statistics and probabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780050)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

Injury is just one of the risks. The primary risk is fucking up his car, such as dumping it off the jack, losing a wheel while driving, or cross-threading a lugnut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780103)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

(guy scared of risking death to fix a dying pos car)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVk5P3Xz4Ro&feature=youtu.be&t=105s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779750)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: laughsome domesticated corner boiling water

brother, there's nothing to it.

put the jack under the car (make sure it is against solid metal), pump it up, then use the wrench to remove the lugnuts, put the spare in its place, and secure it by re-inserting and tightening the lugnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779498)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Indecent Range

Got to loosen the nuts 1/4 turn before jacking it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779534)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: heady philosopher-king

Wrong

Good luck getting the lug nuts loose with the car jacked up. Loosen slightly first, then jack. I went apeshit on a tech for installing my lug nuts with an impact gun. I am super OCD about lugnuts. I even have the stuff to do centerlock wheels and somewhere there is a brass hammer to do true knock offs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: laughsome domesticated corner boiling water

fair point. i skipped that step in my haste to show how simple it is.

and i cannot stand when car places tighten the lugnuts to an incredible degree. i've spent several saturdays of my life working my ass off to remove over-tightened lugnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779988)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded factory reset button station

I just watched a video. this is comically easy. lol at xo millenials bragging about this. show me some real carpentry skills and I'll be impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779538)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: laughsome domesticated corner boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779999)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

lmao at not loosening nuts first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779653)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

You also have a decent chance of dumping the car off of the SPS jack included with most cars when loosening the lugnuts while the car is jacked up, that is if you figure out how to keep the wheel from spinning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779659)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: buff contagious tank

cr. those jacks are fucking worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779918)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: laughsome domesticated corner boiling water

indeed. as i said above, of course you loosen the lugnuts when the car is on the ground, and i was in error to forget to mention that step in my haste to show how easy the whole process is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780017)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: curious liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779432)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: floppy pale heaven

JFC I had no idea there were so many namby-pamby ladybois on here until reading this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35779980)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Obsidian territorial gaming laptop ladyboy

literal liberals and cuckolds need to sit this one out, hoss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780010)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: laughsome domesticated corner boiling water

you didn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780024)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: Provocative lay

Being raised in cities has a lot to do with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780587)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: drab parlor keepsake machete

(likes it here even more)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780697)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: tan big principal's office

What bort did you think this was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781057)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: misanthropic bawdyhouse reading party

DBG is just 32?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35780708)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Charcoal Useless Brakes

I've never had a flat tire and frankly don't even see people with flat tires anymore. Seems like the tire companies pretty much fixed this problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35781153)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

Run flat tires are SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941207&forum_id=2#35785524)