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How long is ESPN going to force meme soccer?

Tired of seeing it on their home page while they pretend bas...
Lavender lay
  04/10/18
baseball fans are pretending baseball doesn't exist, brother...
Contagious gas station
  04/10/18
It's still much more popular in America than soccer. Look...
Lavender lay
  04/10/18
doesn’t World Cup outdraw the World Series typically? Com...
chrome hairless sound barrier double fault
  04/10/18
Your first sentence was retarded. Do you actually think...
Lavender lay
  04/10/18
ESPN covers more baseball than any other network and still h...
chrome hairless sound barrier double fault
  04/10/18
espn also covers more women's basketball than any other netw...
Salmon step-uncle's house
  04/10/18
the final few rounds of the Champions League (which is what ...
Contagious gas station
  04/10/18
final few rounds of uefa CL vs padres/diamondbacks in may? N...
sooty soul-stirring theater stage dingle berry
  04/10/18
it's the precise comparison the OP is making
Contagious gas station
  04/10/18
soccer IS more popular among the under 55 crowd http://ne...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
That's not what that says
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
yes it does you dumb idiot
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
hint: Almost everyone that likes soccer lists it as their...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
Are you fucking retarded you stupid fuck? Do you think the a...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
(guy who's done here)
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
Call your mom and ask her if she can name one single basebal...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
PWN PWN PWN PWN
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
180000000000000
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
/fatality
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
THAT MAN HAS A MOM
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&mc=8...
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
...
Irradiated Quadroon Parlor
  04/12/18
uh yea, they definitely could
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
LOL. and who would they name?
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
Bryce Harper. Most can't name a soccer player either...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
ljl literally 85% of people on Earth can name Arjen Robben
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
who the fuck is that?
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
(proud 15%er)
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
cq
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
...
Irradiated Quadroon Parlor
  04/12/18
(guy that just moved the goal post about 3000 miles)
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
(guy who just got cut inside on for the 1000th time)
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
Never heard of him. The only current soccer players I can na...
elite hospital
  04/12/18
*knows his guy will go left* *tries to defend against guy...
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
LOL. Ronaldo and Messi are household names. No one knows WTF...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
ur a weird faggot
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
i pwn relentlessly
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
bryce harper, mike trout, aaron judge came to mind in like 3...
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
now ask your sisters/mothers/girlfriends/wives. high likelih...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
Nah i'm not a jew or hispanic
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
ask them about alex morgan and hope solo you've been merc...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
lol at "sports" where the female athletes are more...
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
(guy who thinks the average person in Anaheim knows who mike...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
yea, they probably do. this is a really retarded subthread.
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
no they don't. they're much more likely to know who messi, r...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
ljl at more than 3% of the population knowing who this chica...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
mexicans in california do. guess how many mexicans live in c...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
whose pt are you trying to make itt?
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
state your IQ.
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
state your mental illness
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
there's a near 100% certainty they won't actually.
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
more Americans watched the 2015 WOMEN'S WORLD CUP than any w...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
if only there was some demographic trend we could identify h...
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
you think hispanics are watching a WOMEN'S soccer match betw...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
people watch womens world cup as a social event and a womens...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
okay, so how many americans watched the 2014 world cup? comp...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
did you not get my point? They didn't 'watch for soccer
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
so why aren't they doing it socially for the world series?
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
Because there's no huge international baseball event? World...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
we're talking about AMERICANS. baseball gets far more covera...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
This isn't on point at all. You may actually be retarded....
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
this is deliriously wrong and possibly the stupidest thing i...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
why is a once in four yr event that gets forced down america...
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
Its like the Super Bowl. Most people watching don't actuall...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
...
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
yeah fagball players and the kardashians. great company
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
same
elite hospital
  04/12/18
A Gallup poll released last week found that 7% of Americans ...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
Quiz: What's the logical error in using this poll to determi...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
Quiz: What's your IQ?
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
High enough to realize your post was dumb as shit
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
You're so fucking fucked up in the head that you actually th...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
i see you are done here
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
Wrong.
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
inb4 LathamTouchedMe gleefully points out how middle America...
Flatulent aggressive school
  04/10/18
Literally 50 percent of your posts are about LTM. Lol at the...
Metal base
  04/10/18
Pretty sure 50% of his poasts involve fake tits or houses an...
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/10/18
this is far far closer to reality lol
Flatulent aggressive school
  04/10/18
...
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
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hairraiser parlour
  04/12/18
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big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
he literally makes that point about baseball/soccer every ch...
Flatulent aggressive school
  04/10/18
...
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/10/18
I've never done it gleefully. What I like about this board i...
jet-lagged nursing home
  04/12/18
yfwgi
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
Not flame. The xo alt-right sissy racist contingent is child...
jet-lagged nursing home
  04/12/18
I'd be fine with their soccer boosting if they would just st...
Buff Hilarious People Who Are Hurt
  04/10/18
Champions League is 180, don't be a fag
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/10/18
Nah all soccer fucking sucks It's been a force meme for ...
Lavender lay
  04/10/18
(Interrupts this poast to go to commercial)
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/10/18
(Our argument ends 0-0) (Or 1-0 after a penalty kick goal...
Lavender lay
  04/10/18
I'm far from a soccernut and don't like putting myself in th...
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/10/18
(isn't sure which team is his because the unis are covered i...
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
...
Irradiated Quadroon Parlor
  04/12/18
You are seriously a fag if you like soccer. Sorry, bro.
Irradiated Quadroon Parlor
  04/12/18
(actual fagball follower)
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
(sportsnuttt in XXXL Johnson Jr. jersey)
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
(faggot)
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
(IPA-swilling cuckold)
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
(describes scene at the one bar showing the big foreign thoc...
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
CONCACAF Champions League semis on tonight and no English ne...
Mischievous autistic gaming laptop
  04/10/18
go90.com has carried legal streams of CCL games thus far (en...
sooty soul-stirring theater stage dingle berry
  04/10/18
Yeah I watched Red Bulls on it last week. TSN carries the To...
Mischievous autistic gaming laptop
  04/10/18
i shelled out the 12 bucks to get UDN for this month only as...
sooty soul-stirring theater stage dingle berry
  04/10/18
Chivas are also dissenting because they haven't been paid bo...
Mischievous autistic gaming laptop
  04/10/18
didn’t hear about the bonuses. it surprises me, i expect tha...
sooty soul-stirring theater stage dingle berry
  04/10/18
The new owner is apparently a dodgy dude. Anyway I'll be sur...
Mischievous autistic gaming laptop
  04/10/18
Oh yeah, wouldn't want to miss any of the 2430 largely incon...
Thriller fortuitous meteor
  04/10/18
link to tv numbers you are using?
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
theyve been forcememe-ing it since 96
stirring rusted gaping
  04/10/18
XO Ann Coulter took down soccer better than anyone I've ever...
maroon bisexual stage legend
  04/12/18
sick pwn. libs are no doubt furious that you linked this art...
Outnumbered Amethyst Institution
  04/12/18
worth a re-read. 180 still
multi-colored self-absorbed therapy masturbator
  04/12/18
why? the 2 specific points are just wrong. 1) individual ...
Outnumbered Amethyst Institution
  04/12/18
ljl girls don't play wtih boys in coaches pitch or basketbal...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
You have u14 boys teams routinely boatracing professional wo...
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
right and that started in 2nd grade IIRC. before that girls ...
Outnumbered Amethyst Institution
  04/12/18
re: point 2. Is this a new thing? I don't remember it being ...
Trip National Clown
  04/12/18
Cr. XO Ann is the best.
maroon bisexual stage legend
  04/12/18
...
odious antidepressant drug
  04/12/18
for years they ignored soccer. literally just acted as thoug...
Outnumbered Amethyst Institution
  04/12/18
Toronto just beat America. Mexicans are going to gradually s...
Mischievous autistic gaming laptop
  04/12/18
i just call it fagball ljl
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
...
Irradiated Quadroon Parlor
  04/12/18
ITT middle aged tough guy lawyers who never actually played ...
Outnumbered Amethyst Institution
  04/12/18
i don't have to do ballet to know it's fucking stupid
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
hey now, everyone knows soccer is a fag's game but you leave...
Mahogany sanctuary ratface
  04/12/18
...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
...
Cowardly community account
  04/12/18
(unathletic marching band nerd)
Outnumbered Amethyst Institution
  04/12/18
The fact that you played/play it doesn't really help its cas...
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
(bottom 5% athlete)
Outnumbered Amethyst Institution
  04/12/18
lol at how much this thread triggers your candy ass
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
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Chest-beating Excitant Garrison Lettuce
  04/12/18
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Arousing Site Philosopher-king
  04/12/18
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Lavender lay
  04/12/18
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Mahogany sanctuary ratface
  04/12/18
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passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
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Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
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Cowardly community account
  04/12/18
as with all lib forcememing, answer is unfortunately "a...
Arousing Site Philosopher-king
  04/12/18
...
Azure vigorous church building marketing idea
  04/12/18
I am understanding this more and more, but don’t see why it ...
maroon bisexual stage legend
  04/12/18
Jews are pretty much the largest baseball constituency, and ...
Contagious gas station
  04/12/18
wtf
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
why do you think it's called "moneyball," friendo
Contagious gas station
  04/12/18
it's certainly not because jews are its biggest constituency...
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
Looks like tons of kids are playing. Baseball/softball combi...
elite hospital
  04/12/18
baseball is in a good spot since both football and soccer ar...
Contagious gas station
  04/12/18
Agreed, I would push my son to play baseball/basketball and ...
elite hospital
  04/12/18
and basketball is pointless to get them into unless they wil...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
no it's not. it's not like your kid is going to have mlb lev...
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
meh, just depends on how many ACL surgeries you want to pay ...
Contagious gas station
  04/12/18
(definitely not a jew)
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
i'm a chink, gook, or turdskin in every other thread, maybe ...
Contagious gas station
  04/12/18
sounds like you have shitty genes
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
That's because women's joints are nightmares wrt doing the t...
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
Seriously. I loved playing basketball growing up.
elite hospital
  04/12/18
1 out of 18 high school baseball players will play baseball ...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
Why would you even want to play in college? That is too much...
elite hospital
  04/12/18
because 1 out of 11 college baseball players are drafted by ...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
football is probably the easiest to make it as a pro (I mean...
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
flag football has tons of concussions too. the sport is awfu...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
yep, let's just ban any sport where people run and jump
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
Also make sure to ban playing outside with friends.
elite hospital
  04/12/18
jfc faggiest poast I've read all year
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
you seem like an utter retard when it comes to brain trauma....
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
Dude I've played enough contact sports to know my way around...
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
oh great anecdotal evidence mistaken for statistical relevan...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
(guy huffing his inhaler inside his basement all day)
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
When I was in college I used to make some extra money by bei...
Flatulent aggressive school
  04/12/18
Right I'm not saying they DON'T happen, but jfc there are ce...
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18
Yeah. They happen, but nowhere near as often as tackle footb...
Flatulent aggressive school
  04/12/18
CR I played flag football throughout college and never sa...
elite hospital
  04/12/18
yea and head contact is not an integral part of the game lik...
mint keepsake machete hall
  04/12/18
agreed
Flatulent aggressive school
  04/12/18
...
elite hospital
  04/12/18
shitlib pumo FURIOUS
Up-to-no-good library incel
  04/12/18
Yeah ljl at soccerfags comparing kids soccer statistics (whi...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
that's because you're a dumb lib. only 367,000 youths play s...
passionate location nibblets
  04/12/18
That softball number is wrong http://www.engagesports.com...
Lavender lay
  04/12/18
soccer = fake injury olympics
abusive locus
  04/12/18
Great thread
glassy medicated boltzmann
  04/12/18
...
big crusty haunted graveyard church
  04/12/18


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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Lavender lay

Tired of seeing it on their home page while they pretend baseball doesn't exist.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810569)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Contagious gas station

baseball fans are pretending baseball doesn't exist, brother

go peep the crowd at the white sox game today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810576)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Lavender lay

It's still much more popular in America than soccer.

Look at tv viewership and revenue.

Also, it's still cold. Get back to me when there's a summer weekend game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810587)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: chrome hairless sound barrier double fault

doesn’t World Cup outdraw the World Series typically?

Comparing MLS to MLB doesn’t work. There are dozens of soccer leagues Americans watch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810604)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Lavender lay

Your first sentence was retarded.

Do you actually think soccer is more popular?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810612)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: chrome hairless sound barrier double fault

ESPN covers more baseball than any other network and still has two nights of a baseball showcase a week, has a nightly baseball show as well. They’ve been talking about Ohtani nonstop.

Soccer is growing quickly and ratings are growing quickly. Baseball is becoming more of a local sport. Mike Trout is less famous than Christiano Ronaldo in Anaheim California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810642)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Salmon step-uncle's house

espn also covers more women's basketball than any other network, that doesn't mean they do a lot of it

baseball tonight is now a once-a-week show and espn just simulcasts mlb network's midday show rather than produce their own baseball show, which is amazing and embarrassing considering the wealth of resources they have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35812280)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Contagious gas station

the final few rounds of the Champions League (which is what is "on ESPN's front page right now") are more popular than any regular season baseball game.

3 million people watched the ECL final last year in the US (notably, more than watched in the UK); 1 million or less watch Sunday Night Baseball every week

obviously MLS is a different story and obviously playoff baseball is a different story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810656)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: sooty soul-stirring theater stage dingle berry

final few rounds of uefa CL vs padres/diamondbacks in may? Not a good comparison

edit “im may”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810844)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Contagious gas station

it's the precise comparison the OP is making

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35812217)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

soccer IS more popular among the under 55 crowd

http://news.gallup.com/poll/224864/football-americans-favorite-sport-watch.aspx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821777)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Lavender lay

That's not what that says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822923)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

yes it does you dumb idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823111)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Lavender lay

hint:

Almost everyone that likes soccer lists it as their favorite sport.

This is not the case for baseball.

Most popular # percent of people who list it as their favorite sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823160)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

Are you fucking retarded you stupid fuck? Do you think the average American can name one current baseball player?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823190)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Lavender lay

(guy who's done here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823194)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

Call your mom and ask her if she can name one single baseball player. Then ask her to name one soccer player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823203)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

PWN PWN PWN PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823204)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823207)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

/fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823208)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

THAT MAN HAS A MOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823211)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&mc=87&forum_id=2#35821964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823244)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823968)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

uh yea, they definitely could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823210)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

LOL. and who would they name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823213)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Lavender lay

Bryce Harper. Most can't name a soccer player either...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823237)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

ljl literally 85% of people on Earth can name Arjen Robben

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823250)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

who the fuck is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823259)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

(proud 15%er)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823264)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823270)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823974)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Lavender lay

(guy that just moved the goal post about 3000 miles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823283)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

(guy who just got cut inside on for the 1000th time)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823294)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823299)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: elite hospital

Never heard of him. The only current soccer players I can name are Ronaldo and Messi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823385)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

*knows his guy will go left*

*tries to defend against guy going left*

*can't*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823800)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

LOL. Ronaldo and Messi are household names. No one knows WTF Bryce Harper is, even if you ask some random resident in DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823263)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

ur a weird faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823278)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

i pwn relentlessly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823310)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

bryce harper, mike trout, aaron judge came to mind in like 3 seconds and I haven't watched a baseball game, including the WS, in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823268)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

now ask your sisters/mothers/girlfriends/wives. high likelihood they know who messi and ronaldo are though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823297)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Lavender lay

Nah i'm not a jew or hispanic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823320)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

ask them about alex morgan and hope solo

you've been mercilessly pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823344)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

lol at "sports" where the female athletes are more famous than the men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823362)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

(guy who thinks the average person in Anaheim knows who mike trout is)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823388)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

yea, they probably do. this is a really retarded subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823397)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

no they don't. they're much more likely to know who messi, ronaldo, rafael marquez and chicharito are however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823420)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Lavender lay

ljl at more than 3% of the population knowing who this chica fag is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823555)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

mexicans in california do. guess how many mexicans live in california

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823573)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

whose pt are you trying to make itt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823584)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

state your IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823613)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

state your mental illness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823636)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

there's a near 100% certainty they won't actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823330)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

more Americans watched the 2015 WOMEN'S WORLD CUP than any world series played since 1995

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823371)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

if only there was some demographic trend we could identify happening since 1995

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823414)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

you think hispanics are watching a WOMEN'S soccer match between the USA and Japan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823431)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Lavender lay

people watch womens world cup as a social event and a womens empowerment thing.

It's just as indicative of popularity as olympics gymnastics is for gymnastics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823550)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

okay, so how many americans watched the 2014 world cup? compare that with the world series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823583)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Lavender lay

did you not get my point? They didn't 'watch for soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823782)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

so why aren't they doing it socially for the world series?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823792)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Lavender lay

Because there's no huge international baseball event? World Series isn't the right comparison. The people watching the womens world cup aren't' watching at any other time except mens world cup.

World Baseball Classic is new and kind of dumb. World Cup gets tons of world wide press etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823799)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

we're talking about AMERICANS. baseball gets far more coverage in the united states than the national soccer teams of germany, argentina and brazil, and yet the world cup gets far higher ratings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823839)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Lavender lay

This isn't on point at all.

You may actually be retarded.

World Cups get far more coverage than anything baseball related, because of the lib media force meme and because it's a US national team event. 80% of people watching a World Cup don't' watch any other soccer.

We will see how ratings are this year with no US in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823949)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

this is deliriously wrong and possibly the stupidest thing i've read. it does reflect your IQ. the world cup gets coverage for like a month or two. baseball gets coverage for 9 months throughout the year with coverage in between to discuss free agents and trades. games are covered in local news and national news ad nauseum.

the world cup final was played between non us teams and they still got huge ratings. the teams playing were barely covered by our low IQ lib journalists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35824033)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

why is a once in four yr event that gets forced down american throats by gc media with their huge contracts on the line and desperate to gin up viewership perceived has a big deal? idk, ya got us. why is baseball most popular among groups with 4+ generations of US citizenship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823956)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Lavender lay

Its like the Super Bowl. Most people watching don't actually care about the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823964)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823977)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

yeah fagball players and the kardashians. great company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823361)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: elite hospital

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823319)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

A Gallup poll released last week found that 7% of Americans named soccer as their favorite sport to watch in a survey completed during December. While that may not sound like much, the figure represents a significant, three-percentage-point gain from just four years ago. Soccer is the only sport to post such a large increase. Football (37%, down from 39%), basketball (11%, down from 12%) and baseball (9%, down from 13%) all showed declining numbers. Hockey was at 4%, up from 3%.

The arrows are clearly pointing in definitive directions, and it is very likely that soccer will surpass baseball in this survey the next time such a poll is taken. Even more telling are the demographics behind those numbers: Only 1% of those polled by Gallup aged 55 or over named soccer as their favorite. But among adults aged 18-34, soccer was the favorite sport of 11%, tying basketball; only 6% of younger adults chose baseball as their favorite sport.

These positive results for soccer are even more impressive because they came in a non-World Cup year when the U.S. national team was eliminated from the upcoming tournament in Russia. Even without momentum and a daily presence, the sport persists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821793)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Lavender lay

Quiz: What's the logical error in using this poll to determine which is more popular?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822917)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

Quiz: What's your IQ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823118)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Lavender lay

High enough to realize your post was dumb as shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823151)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

You're so fucking fucked up in the head that you actually think the under 55 crowd cares about baseball. You still think little kids are dropping their iPads to play baseball on a hot summer day. How fucked in the head are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823186)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Lavender lay

i see you are done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823192)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823229)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Flatulent aggressive school

inb4 LathamTouchedMe gleefully points out how middle America is dying and they are losing their pastimes like baseball and NASCAR as the country gets browner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810616)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Metal base

Literally 50 percent of your posts are about LTM. Lol at the amount of real estate he occupies in your tiny brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810911)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

Pretty sure 50% of his poasts involve fake tits or houses and like another 45% is retarded banter with dbg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810935)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: Flatulent aggressive school

this is far far closer to reality lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35812196)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821942)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: hairraiser parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822637)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822605)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Flatulent aggressive school

he literally makes that point about baseball/soccer every chance he can get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35812205)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810930)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: jet-lagged nursing home

I've never done it gleefully. What I like about this board is that when there is no clear answer on a particular topic, people offer some analysis to explain an event or trend. I think the board offered an interesting perspective on the NFL decline in ratings well before a lot of people were talking about it. It was an opinion informed by a far right-wing racialist ideology, though there was some truth to the conclusions it offered. I offered a more objective and moderate take that included analysis of trends in several other hobbies and interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823274)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

yfwgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823372)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: jet-lagged nursing home

Not flame. The xo alt-right sissy racist contingent is childish about this stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823447)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Buff Hilarious People Who Are Hurt

I'd be fine with their soccer boosting if they would just stop pretending that anyone cares about any women's sport other than tennis, and stop showing a bunch of highlights of bullshit D3 games because some tuition-paying asshole who runs a 5.5 40 had to make a diving catch because he's slow as shit and couldn't make what would be a routine play for a decent high school outfielder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810641)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

Champions League is 180, don't be a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810650)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Lavender lay

Nah all soccer fucking sucks

It's been a force meme for the last 10 years and still most people hate it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810767)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

(Interrupts this poast to go to commercial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810790)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Lavender lay

(Our argument ends 0-0)

(Or 1-0 after a penalty kick goal)

Oh what a sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810819)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

I'm far from a soccernut and don't like putting myself in the position to defend it but if you're not appreciating it at the highest level you're only cheating yourself

The diving is incredibly homosexual and PK shootouts are flame, on that we can all agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810848)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

(isn't sure which team is his because the unis are covered in corporate logos)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821939)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821767)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Parlor

You are seriously a fag if you like soccer. Sorry, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821770)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

(actual fagball follower)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821930)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

(sportsnuttt in XXXL Johnson Jr. jersey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822779)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822876)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

(IPA-swilling cuckold)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822979)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

(describes scene at the one bar showing the big foreign thoccer matchth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823047)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Mischievous autistic gaming laptop

CONCACAF Champions League semis on tonight and no English network in the states is showing it lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810761)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: sooty soul-stirring theater stage dingle berry

go90.com has carried legal streams of CCL games thus far (en english).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810774)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Mischievous autistic gaming laptop

Yeah I watched Red Bulls on it last week. TSN carries the Toronto/America tie in Canada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810789)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: sooty soul-stirring theater stage dingle berry

i shelled out the 12 bucks to get UDN for this month only as it is semifinals/finals. that mexican fucker who choked out sean davis last week is suspended for tonight’s game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810797)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Mischievous autistic gaming laptop

Chivas are also dissenting because they haven't been paid bonuses and think the team are cheaping out on travel comforts. They sucked last week. If New York can play a half decent match they will win. America is a real test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810836)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: sooty soul-stirring theater stage dingle berry

didn’t hear about the bonuses. it surprises me, i expect that in honduras or guatemala, not mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810866)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Mischievous autistic gaming laptop

The new owner is apparently a dodgy dude. Anyway I'll be surprised if Red Bulls don't score. Their issue will be keeping a clean sheet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810903)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Thriller fortuitous meteor

Oh yeah, wouldn't want to miss any of the 2430 largely inconsequential, unwatchable, and unwatched (by total audience, not attendance) regular season baseball games.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35810993)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Lavender lay

link to tv numbers you are using?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822933)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: stirring rusted gaping

theyve been forcememe-ing it since 96

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35812203)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: maroon bisexual stage legend

XO Ann Coulter took down soccer better than anyone I've ever seen. I'll repoast her genius here:

AMERICA'S FAVORITE NATIONAL PASTIME: HATING SOCCER

I've held off on writing about soccer for a decade -- or about the length of the average soccer game -- so as not to offend anyone. But enough is enough. Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

(1) Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. In a real sport, players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls -- all in front of a crowd. When baseball players strike out, they're standing alone at the plate. But there's also individual glory in home runs, touchdowns and slam-dunks.

In soccer, the blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway. There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised. There's a reason perpetually alarmed women are called "soccer moms," not "football moms."

Do they even have MVPs in soccer? Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in. That's when we're supposed to go wild. I'm already asleep.

(2) Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.

(3) No other "sport" ends in as many scoreless ties as soccer. This was an actual marquee sign by the freeway in Long Beach, California, about a World Cup game last week: "2nd period, 11 minutes left, score: 0:0." Two hours later, another World Cup game was on the same screen: "1st period, 8 minutes left, score: 0:0." If Michael Jackson had treated his chronic insomnia with a tape of Argentina vs. Brazil instead of Propofol, he'd still be alive, although bored.

Even in football, by which I mean football, there are very few scoreless ties -- and it's a lot harder to score when a half-dozen 300-pound bruisers are trying to crush you.

(4) The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required to count as a sport. Most sports are sublimated warfare. As Lady Thatcher reportedly said after Germany had beaten England in some major soccer game: Don't worry. After all, twice in this century we beat them at their national game.

Baseball and basketball present a constant threat of personal disgrace. In hockey, there are three or four fights a game -- and it's not a stroll on beach to be on ice with a puck flying around at 100 miles per hour. After a football game, ambulances carry off the wounded. After a soccer game, every player gets a ribbon and a juice box.

(5) You can't use your hands in soccer. (Thus eliminating the danger of having to catch a fly ball.) What sets man apart from the lesser beasts, besides a soul, is that we have opposable thumbs. Our hands can hold things. Here's a great idea: Let's create a game where you're not allowed to use them!

(6) I resent the force-fed aspect of soccer. The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is "catching on" is exceeded only by the ones pretending women's basketball is fascinating.

I note that we don't have to be endlessly told how exciting football is.

(7) It's foreign. In fact, that's the precise reason the Times is constantly hectoring Americans to love soccer. One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not "catching on" at all, is African-Americans. They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it.

(8) Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it's European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren't committing mass murder by guillotine.

Despite being subjected to Chinese-style brainwashing in the public schools to use centimeters and Celsius, ask any American for the temperature, and he'll say something like "70 degrees." Ask how far Boston is from New York City, he'll say it's about 200 miles.

Liberals get angry and tell us that the metric system is more "rational" than the measurements everyone understands. This is ridiculous. An inch is the width of a man's thumb, a foot the length of his foot, a yard the length of his belt. That's easy to visualize. How do you visualize 147.2 centimeters?

(9) Soccer is not "catching on." Headlines this week proclaimed "Record U.S. ratings for World Cup," and we had to hear -- again -- about the "growing popularity of soccer in the United States."

The USA-Portugal game was the blockbuster match, garnering 18.2 million viewers on ESPN. This beat the second-most watched soccer game ever: The 1999 Women's World Cup final (USA vs. China) on ABC. (In soccer, the women's games are as thrilling as the men's.)

Run-of-the-mill, regular-season Sunday Night Football games average more than 20 million viewers; NFL playoff games get 30 to 40 million viewers; and this year's Super Bowl had 111.5 million viewers.

Remember when the media tried to foist British soccer star David Beckham and his permanently camera-ready wife on us a few years ago? Their arrival in America was heralded with 24-7 news coverage. That lasted about two days. Ratings tanked. No one cared.

If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821799)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Outnumbered Amethyst Institution

sick pwn. libs are no doubt furious that you linked this article.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821842)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: multi-colored self-absorbed therapy masturbator

worth a re-read. 180 still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821899)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Outnumbered Amethyst Institution

why? the 2 specific points are just wrong.

1) individual soccer superstars are the most highly revered and also scrutinized in the world. what happens if messi stops sclrong goals? or a goalie lets in a critical goal? or a defender gives up a critical penalty kick?

2) all sports for kids under 8 are coed. though i suppose its too much to expect a childless law shrew to know anything about that.

the rest of her points are mostly "soccer is just weird and foreign!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821923)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Lavender lay

ljl girls don't play wtih boys in coaches pitch or basketball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822945)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

You have u14 boys teams routinely boatracing professional women's teams so this is a pretty retarded point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822994)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Outnumbered Amethyst Institution

right and that started in 2nd grade IIRC. before that girls and boys play on the same tee ball teams.

by way of analogy, travel soccer starts at the same age as coaches pitch which is when boys and girls are separated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823255)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Trip National Clown

re: point 2. Is this a new thing? I don't remember it being that way growing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823058)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: maroon bisexual stage legend

Cr. XO Ann is the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822650)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: odious antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821918)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Outnumbered Amethyst Institution

for years they ignored soccer. literally just acted as though it didnt exist.

times have changed. people like soccer. not quite as much as football, basketball and baseball but probably more than hockey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821851)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Mischievous autistic gaming laptop

Toronto just beat America. Mexicans are going to gradually start watching more MLS and it'll start taking off faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821859)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

i just call it fagball ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821926)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Irradiated Quadroon Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35824022)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: Outnumbered Amethyst Institution

ITT middle aged tough guy lawyers who never actually played any sport calling soccer gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821938)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Lavender lay

i don't have to do ballet to know it's fucking stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822954)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Mahogany sanctuary ratface

hey now, everyone knows soccer is a fag's game but you leave ballet the fuck alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823033)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Lavender lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823057)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Cowardly community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823312)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Outnumbered Amethyst Institution

(unathletic marching band nerd)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823291)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

The fact that you played/play it doesn't really help its case for not being gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823042)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Outnumbered Amethyst Institution

(bottom 5% athlete)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823305)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

lol at how much this thread triggers your candy ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823353)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Chest-beating Excitant Garrison Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35821964)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Arousing Site Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822903)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Lavender lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822949)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Mahogany sanctuary ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823034)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823246)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823249)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Cowardly community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823315)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Arousing Site Philosopher-king

as with all lib forcememing, answer is unfortunately "as long as it takes".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35822919)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Azure vigorous church building marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823049)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: maroon bisexual stage legend

I am understanding this more and more, but don’t see why it would be relevant here.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823224)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious gas station

Jews are pretty much the largest baseball constituency, and don't seem to care all that much for soccer outside of Europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823322)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823327)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Contagious gas station

why do you think it's called "moneyball," friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823343)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

it's certainly not because jews are its biggest constituency, you weird kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823398)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: elite hospital

Looks like tons of kids are playing. Baseball/softball combined is the most participated team sport.

https://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/study-shows-youth-baseball-softball-participation-on-the-rise-051817

Baseball and softball combined to rank as the most participated team sport in 2016, according to the annual report by the Sports & Fitness Industry Association, a leader in sports participation research.

Equally important from baseball’s perspective, the sport showed growth in both casual and core participation over one-, three- and five-year periods at a time when the trends in other team sports are less encouraging, said Tom Cove, the president and CEO of SFIA.

The findings in SFIA’s participation report will be presented to the major-league owners during their quarterly meetings Thursday in New York.

“The narrative that you hear is, ‘Decline, decline, decline,’” said Tony Reagins, Major League Baseball’s senior vice-president for youth programs. “To see the numbers where they are, it’s really exciting. And we’re not going to rest on our laurels. We’re going to keep pushing and try to get more kids playing.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823366)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Contagious gas station

baseball is in a good spot since both football and soccer are concussion nightmares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823384)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: elite hospital

Agreed, I would push my son to play baseball/basketball and then have him play flag football if he wanted. No tackle football until HS, if ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823419)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Lavender lay

and basketball is pointless to get them into unless they will be tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823434)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

no it's not. it's not like your kid is going to have mlb level talent either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823493)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Contagious gas station

meh, just depends on how many ACL surgeries you want to pay for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823514)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

(definitely not a jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823527)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Contagious gas station

i'm a chink, gook, or turdskin in every other thread, maybe you guys should figure your story out

i have two female cousins in ARE country who both tore their ACLs before age 16 playing basketball. a third has torn both playing soccer (on artificial turf)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823557)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

sounds like you have shitty genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823617)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

That's because women's joints are nightmares wrt doing the type of shit men do. It's Title IX equalist flame that women should be playing the same sports as men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823772)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: elite hospital

Seriously. I loved playing basketball growing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823536)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

1 out of 18 high school baseball players will play baseball in college. you're not playing basketball in college unless you're over 6'5 (or a super athletic black guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823544)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: elite hospital

Why would you even want to play in college? That is too much of a time commitment unless you are getting a full scholarship - which most baseball players don't get. Playing through college is not the goal of children's sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823594)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

because 1 out of 11 college baseball players are drafted by MLB teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823633)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

football is probably the easiest to make it as a pro (I mean NFL/MLB, not single-A minors) if that's seriously what you're gunning for. Lacrosse, hockey, or other random sports are a better if you just want to play in college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823734)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

flag football has tons of concussions too. the sport is awful for brain injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823489)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

yep, let's just ban any sport where people run and jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823507)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: elite hospital

Also make sure to ban playing outside with friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823569)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

jfc faggiest poast I've read all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823787)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

you seem like an utter retard when it comes to brain trauma. look up any study on concussions with any type of football you dumb lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823806)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

Dude I've played enough contact sports to know my way around concussions and FLAG FUCKING FOOTBALL is not some nightmarish hellscape for brain injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823816)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

oh great anecdotal evidence mistaken for statistical relevance you dumb low IQ lib. what's your IQ? state it before i talk to you further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823849)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

(guy huffing his inhaler inside his basement all day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823855)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Flatulent aggressive school

When I was in college I used to make some extra money by being an intramural flag football referee, and concussions were not uncommon, though I can't imagine they were way more common than a lot of other non-contact sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823896)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church

Right I'm not saying they DON'T happen, but jfc there are certain risks you take by having fun on this gay earth and that is not an unreasonable one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823933)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Flatulent aggressive school

Yeah. They happen, but nowhere near as often as tackle football or boxing or whatever -- even hockey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823972)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: elite hospital

CR

I played flag football throughout college and never saw a single concussion. It is as low risk as you are going to get. Can't just live in a padded room for safety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35824210)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: mint keepsake machete hall

yea and head contact is not an integral part of the game like it is in tackle football or soccer. if you say flag football is a concussion risk, then basically any sport or game where people run at full speed is too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35824490)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Flatulent aggressive school

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35824505)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: elite hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35824197)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good library incel

shitlib pumo FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823423)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Lavender lay

Yeah ljl at soccerfags comparing kids soccer statistics (which includes boys and girls) to just baseball (which only includes boys)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823427)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: passionate location nibblets

that's because you're a dumb lib. only 367,000 youths play softball. 6 million play baseball for comparison. the stats for softball are a drop in the bucket and virtually a statistical error

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823561)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Lavender lay

That softball number is wrong

http://www.engagesports.com/blog/post/1488/youth-sports-participation-statistics-and-trends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823834)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: abusive locus

soccer = fake injury olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823416)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: glassy medicated boltzmann

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823570)



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Date: April 12th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: big crusty haunted graveyard church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3945189&forum_id=2#35823790)