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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Living in my home town, making $140k, busted house, not a partner, doing plaintiff's PI work, and that I paid for wife's second degree but she never worked fulltime ever after getting it, I'd probably kill myself. Odd case! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839551) |
Date: April 14th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon like a frog and boiling water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839557) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:24 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839561) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Zombie-like Harsh Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839597) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:24 PM Author: Razzle flickering casino marketing idea lol never knew the thing about the wife's degree. That's a real kick in the plums (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839559) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Yep. Every hiring season I bring up all the classified ads in her field, and she screams at me that she's not competitive without another degree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839574) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon tell her "i'm not competitive with such a slacker wife." report back asap. why you up at 8am on saturday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839578) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin I've told her. Then she says "fine live by yourself then!" And silent treatment bullshit w kid in the middle for a week. I should just murder her. |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon she ignores the kid or she gets the kid to ignore you also? both are illegal in most states and may get you out of shared custody/paying support. just saying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839609) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:34 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Nah I'd get permafucked. Not fair to kid either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839627) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:34 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon but answer the first part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839633) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin She'll just mutter in his presence that I'm a bad guy, etc. Its not appropriate shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839639) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon "i'm not talking to dad today because he said i should work. and not raise you. enjoy eating dinner with him, alone, again. see you in bed in 20 min, kid." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839642) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Yeah, something like that. Literally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839646) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon are you my dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839647) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:39 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Sorry! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839657) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 11:09 PM Author: free-loading theatre circlehead JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35842855) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: Bateful Walnut Mexican Boistinker Lol when I tell you what absolute shit money you make you cry like a kallman nulo “but I make $140k!!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839587) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:29 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon after a wife and kid he's just using credit cards and client's trust fund filing fees to front for wendy's $4-4-4. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839595) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: Bateful Walnut Mexican Boistinker Lmao he can’t even afford to take a vacation to Iceland (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839606) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839620) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon if he started a fire in his house and just took like a 3rd degree burn to a few fingers and broken glass leading outside, he could solve several issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839640) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:39 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Or cut brake line for the next time she's inevitably speeding like a panicked chicken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839654) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon lol when do plaintiff lawyers care about "rules of the road." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839660) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839607) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Bateful Walnut Mexican Boistinker You can’t even afford to take your bitch wife and nowag kid to Iceland on vacation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839611) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839634) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: Bateful Walnut Mexican Boistinker Lol I’m 7 yrs younger than you and made $250,000 at biglaw last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839648) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Why so little? that's shit pay in big law if you are 7 years younger than me. That's like garbage time. What's your problem? Holy shit I'd gouge my eyes out at big law at $250k like that. I hope you live in flyover or something at least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839658) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:46 PM Author: Bateful Walnut Mexican Boistinker Lmao at a 36 year old non partner PI shitlaw cuck who makes $140k and has student loans laughing at a bro in his 20s who went to a better law school making 80% more money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839687) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Lol so now yr playing w the ages? Sure sure man. Lol at $250k in biglaw. Double lol if you are in some expensive city. House? Wife? Kid? Lol gtfo. You've self pwnd itt by being too aggressive.
Also, isn't $250k in biglaw at your "29" still just pure crap? Lol at $250k in an expensive city for biglaw bullshit. Hahahahaha well now I feel better. Thanks for cheering me up, bro.
Lol $250k in Manhattan on a family of three is fucking food stamps time. Hope yr kid enjoys public school in the city. |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:25 PM Author: Bateful Walnut Mexican Boistinker LJL who said anything about mfh clitporn? And what’s your issue w ages exactly? I worked a real job before LS so what? Still significantly younger than you and make way more $$ in a low COL city (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839869) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:30 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Lol. $250k in biglaw, and yr not a noob. Jfc. Your ripostes didn't quite go as planned, did they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839888) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:33 PM Author: Bateful Walnut Mexican Boistinker Lol tell me more about turning down biglaw offers for $140k shitlaw? Was that $140k to start? No? How old were you even when you first made six figures? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839902) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: costumed mustard dingle berry philosopher-king lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839608) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:39 PM Author: Rough-skinned Clown Meanwhile Im an MD at a bank and wish I just sold hot dogs at the beach instead. Life is weird that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839655) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin You'd get sunburned all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839661) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon he's still a lawyer, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839662) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Bateful Walnut Mexican Boistinker Youre a compliance bitch and didn’t hit $140k salary til 2 yrs ago TTTulane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839694) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:41 PM Author: Mahogany Stain Fanboi And now he hates his life after striving for six figs....just lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839940) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: mauve library twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839679) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839752) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 1:32 PM Author: demanding pale step-uncle's house ape there's nothing wrong with any of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35839899) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:06 PM Author: Appetizing offensive hall feces $140k is probably top 20% of non-partners at small firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840024) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: demanding pale step-uncle's house ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840109) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Aromatic quadroon maybe 45% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840119) |
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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:12 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Lol yeah. Glad my T14 got me over the median at least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35888569) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: dashing pink box office voyeur yeah but this is xo where average HHI is $632,000 and median networth is $2MM. so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840644) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 8:41 PM Author: Appetizing offensive hall feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35841970) |
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Date: April 15th, 2018 8:28 PM Author: Poppy point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35847645) |
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Date: April 21st, 2018 9:57 AM Author: Lilac coffee pot heaven cr especially in wherever flyover spaceporn is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35887582) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: demanding pale step-uncle's house ape Honestly what would you want different? You’d be a terrible biglaw partner and you’ve already bashed MFH in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840124) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: Salmon charismatic azn brethren I think the important thing to focus on here is the love and attention your wife surely lavishes upon you for providing for the family despite these suboptimal circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840148) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 3:55 PM Author: Appetizing offensive hall feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840550) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:07 PM Author: supple hateful plaza How does your house compare to the one where you grew up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840596) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 11:07 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin Eh its like 150k better than the one I was in when I was my kids age. Then in Hs my grandma died and money passed to ky mom and she bought a house nicer than the one I have now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35842848) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:14 PM Author: Plum pozpig garrison $140k in flyover is pretty decent.
What's the problem? |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: dashing pink box office voyeur he poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35840646) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: free-loading theatre circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35841796) |
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Date: April 15th, 2018 8:26 PM Author: Appetizing offensive hall feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35847634) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 4:32 PM Author: aggressive marvelous menage Choose one
1. 100k promotion w/ commensurate increase in responsibility determined according to the 2018 official GC work-pay table created by Towers Watson and PWC
2. Wife gets 80k job w/ 45 min commute. Some crappy insurance plan maybe, no public pension or anything. Her mood/demeanor adjusts accordingly.
3. Wife says "I've fallen in love with a new man and we're eloping to Barcelona. I'll sign the paperwork now. You keep whatever is actually yours and the house and kids and dog and shit. Haha I know marriage laws in the Us iare inappropriate for people who aren't 1950s plumbers." |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:45 PM Author: Heady fishy stage turdskin 3 but by actively choosing three I'd fuck up the kid. If three just happened, I could deal.
Second alternative would be 2 but that would cause problems. |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 8:34 PM Author: Exhilarant Puce Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949134&forum_id=2#35841944) |