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POLL: Can your wife cook?

Favorite thing she makes?
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
Yes, but some things she does terribly. Her meatloaf is my f...
clear abusive house goyim
  04/15/18
What does she do terribly?
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
She CANNOT cook Mexican.
clear abusive house goyim
  04/15/18
Haha. That's funny. Seasoning failure or what?
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
She doesn't like hot food, and I caught her putting butter o...
clear abusive house goyim
  04/15/18
hahaha
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
***MAYONNAISE ALERT***
territorial trailer park
  04/15/18
I don't ever put Mayo on meatloaf.
clear abusive house goyim
  04/15/18
prole tell
Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake
  12/18/18
No but that's okay because I can. I cook for her friends whe...
galvanic effete bawdyhouse
  04/15/18
how is you performing domestic tasks for your wife and her f...
ruddy set
  04/15/18
...
Curious Puce Macaca Fanboi
  04/15/18
That's cool.
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
Of course. Why would you marry a woman who couldn't?
Burgundy church building
  04/15/18
cq
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
CR.
ruddy set
  04/15/18
cq
amethyst hairraiser site
  12/18/18
Yes, she can make just about anything. When we were in grad ...
Thriller azure dilemma
  04/15/18
What a smart investment, wow
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
Yes. And she usually does it in tank top and panties to comp...
Vigorous Toilet Seat Business Firm
  04/15/18
...
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
not well. she just doesn't care about cooking so she doesn'...
carnelian office
  04/15/18
U mad?
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
yes
carnelian office
  04/15/18
:( we'll have to have you over for a shabbat dinner! if i...
Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake
  12/18/18
Yes, mainly Polish dishes, which get old after some time, or...
Hateful Nighttime Mental Disorder Tanning Salon
  04/15/18
Do you ever ask her to make something specific
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
Yea, both something she can cook and sometimes something new...
Hateful Nighttime Mental Disorder Tanning Salon
  04/15/18
Zero creativity or ideas of new foods to try, but she can fl...
Buff Cerebral Casino
  04/15/18
That's perfect
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  04/15/18
yeah she's amazing
trip lodge
  04/15/18
180
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  12/18/18
Yes, but she refuses to do so because she thinks it would be...
federal shrine national security agency
  12/18/18
fuck libs JFC
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  12/18/18
hopefully she brings in good money
amethyst hairraiser site
  12/18/18
Yeah she's 180
excitant aquamarine nowag
  12/18/18
Yes. My other two wives do as well
Tripping mother
  12/18/18
mashallah
amethyst hairraiser site
  12/18/18
Alhamdullilah habibi
Tripping mother
  12/18/18
Yes, thankfully, and things she thinks I'll like. This has ...
Sooty Dysfunction
  12/18/18
pddj and i fight about this all the time. she contends that ...
Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake
  12/18/18
I don't think my wife multi-tasks well in this regard. Duri...
Sooty Dysfunction
  12/19/18
wow, that's really inefficient. pddj is very efficient in th...
Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake
  12/19/18
Yes. Very well. Friends are jealous.
Marvelous salmon hospital fat ankles
  12/18/18
My wife doesn’t cook, clean, or do laundry. She won&rs...
vermilion prole
  12/18/18
she's a 180 cook. specialties are indian food and middle eas...
Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake
  12/18/18
how did she get so good at cooking indian?
Mischievous greedy patrolman rehab
  12/19/18
indian food isn't technically hard. you just need the right ...
Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake
  12/19/18
* woosh *
Dashing house-broken parlor
  12/19/18
I fucked your wife.
dead fishy plaza
  12/18/18
Yes but she doesn't
Bat shit crazy saffron lay doctorate
  12/18/18
yes. shepherds pie, quesadillas, pasta primavera, lentils, c...
amethyst hairraiser site
  12/18/18
180
Naked cheese-eating chapel
  12/27/18
Yes, she’s a great cook and had black beans, rice, and...
glassy talented hall
  12/18/18
Best cook I’ve ever met (though she isn’t much o...
Bearded snowy candlestick maker
  12/19/18
yes. hongshao rou.
ivory center
  12/19/18


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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

Favorite thing she makes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845830)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: clear abusive house goyim

Yes, but some things she does terribly. Her meatloaf is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845844)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

What does she do terribly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845949)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: clear abusive house goyim

She CANNOT cook Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845954)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

Haha. That's funny. Seasoning failure or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845963)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: clear abusive house goyim

She doesn't like hot food, and I caught her putting butter on tortillas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845968)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35846035)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: territorial trailer park

***MAYONNAISE ALERT***

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845972)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: clear abusive house goyim

I don't ever put Mayo on meatloaf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845976)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake

prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430780)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: galvanic effete bawdyhouse

No but that's okay because I can. I cook for her friends when they come over, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845846)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: ruddy set

how is you performing domestic tasks for your wife and her friends okay? that sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848371)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Curious Puce Macaca Fanboi



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

That's cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845966)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Burgundy church building

Of course. Why would you marry a woman who couldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845888)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845953)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: ruddy set

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848382)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: amethyst hairraiser site

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430808)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Thriller azure dilemma

Yes, she can make just about anything. When we were in grad school I would buy her cooking courses at the local chef’s college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845908)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

What a smart investment, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845956)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Toilet Seat Business Firm

Yes. And she usually does it in tank top and panties to complete the fantasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35847792)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848736)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: carnelian office

not well. she just doesn't care about cooking so she doesn't take time to make sure she does it right. she'll overcook chicken, or just throw a bunch of shit together and hope it turns out OK.

It's crazy because her mom is a chef and extremely meticulous in the kitchen.

1 thing she does well is meatballs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35847946)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848738)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: carnelian office

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848959)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake

:(

we'll have to have you over for a shabbat dinner! if i get a big bonus, i might be able to afford to feed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430818)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Hateful Nighttime Mental Disorder Tanning Salon

Yes, mainly Polish dishes, which get old after some time, or some really healthy dishes, which also gets old after a few meals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848030)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

Do you ever ask her to make something specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848734)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Hateful Nighttime Mental Disorder Tanning Salon

Yea, both something she can cook and sometimes something new. When it's something new, she'll youtube some video on how to make it. About 75% of the time she'll try cooking it the rest of the time she'll be like, "maybe we can order this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35849017)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Buff Cerebral Casino

Zero creativity or ideas of new foods to try, but she can flawlessly execute on most recipes that don't take high skill. So I pretty much send her recipes and she makes them.

She does great Italian -- veal parm, meatballs, red sauce, etc.

She'll cook like 1-2 times a week, and we'll have leftovers every other night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848807)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

That's perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848814)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: trip lodge

yeah she's amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848809)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430591)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: federal shrine national security agency

Yes, but she refuses to do so because she thinks it would be sexist if she cooked. Not kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430615)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

fuck libs JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430635)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: amethyst hairraiser site

hopefully she brings in good money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430813)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: excitant aquamarine nowag

Yeah she's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430629)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Tripping mother

Yes. My other two wives do as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430630)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: amethyst hairraiser site

mashallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430816)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Tripping mother

Alhamdullilah habibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430819)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Sooty Dysfunction

Yes, thankfully, and things she thinks I'll like. This has changed - when we met she didn't really cook.

She's a slob in the kitchen, though - doesn't clean / put things away as she goes so there's often 45-75 mins of mess to clean at the end along with refrigerator stuff that's been sitting out for 3-4 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430733)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake

pddj and i fight about this all the time. she contends that it's more efficient to just clean it all at the end than as you go, and it slows her down to have to wash every measuring cup and spoon the minute she's done with it.

i'm not sure she's right or not. either way, it pisses me off and makes it harder to clean and makes a bigger, nastier mess on more shit -- worth it to clean as you go even if it makes the cooking take an extra 5-10 mins overall.

i usually sous chef and do the intermediate cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430801)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: Sooty Dysfunction

I don't think my wife multi-tasks well in this regard. During the 8 mins it takes water to come to a boil she will stand still or screw around on her phone or who knows what rather than doing a quick pick-up, emptying dishwasher, etc. She's too many years removed from biglaw.

I think it's faster - at least throw the stuff in the sink or soak the stuff that will turn into cement. Either way it's lame to be faced with an hour of clean-up after a nice, homemade meal when there's work, sex, or sleeping that you want to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431689)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake

wow, that's really inefficient. pddj is very efficient in the kitchen but i'd rather her clean up some shit while the lettuce soaks before she starts to make the dressing, just to make the mess more manageable.

we ALWAYS clean up as much as possible before we eat. that's my rule. it makes the meal much more relaxing not knowing you have clean-up to be done afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37433697)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Marvelous salmon hospital fat ankles

Yes. Very well. Friends are jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430747)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: vermilion prole

My wife doesn’t cook, clean, or do laundry. She won’t iron my shirts, slacks, towels or bedsheets. She doesn’t even throw away her own garbage. She won’t dress nicely for me or kiss me or fuck me. She just spends my money and yells at me for not helping with the kids. God, I love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430749)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake

she's a 180 cook. specialties are indian food and middle eastern food. she always makes flavorful as fuck yet healthy shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430810)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Mischievous greedy patrolman rehab

how did she get so good at cooking indian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431266)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Stimulating Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Corn Cake

indian food isn't technically hard. you just need the right recipes and to invest a little bit of money to get all the necessary spices (which last a while and are each cheap...you just need a lot of them). the techniques aren't complicated, and it's not so difficult not to fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431411)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Dashing house-broken parlor

* woosh *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37434010)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: dead fishy plaza

I fucked your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430821)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy saffron lay doctorate

Yes but she doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430825)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: amethyst hairraiser site

yes. shepherds pie, quesadillas, pasta primavera, lentils, curry, asian stir fry, middle eastern stuff, pilaf, etc. She makes pizza from scratch. She bakes a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430842)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Naked cheese-eating chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37482335)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: glassy talented hall

Yes, she’s a great cook and had black beans, rice, and home made fried chicken ready for me when I got home from fishing today. She cooks almost every day and has for the past few months, it has been really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430854)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Bearded snowy candlestick maker

Best cook I’ve ever met (though she isn’t much of a baker). Great enchiladas, her Italian game is strong, and she has two Indian dishes that are wonderful. My mom now has her cook Thanksgiving/Xmas dinner when we are visiting her, lol.

My only complaint is that her dishes Are a little carb heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37432013)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: ivory center

yes. hongshao rou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37433718)