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POLL: Can your wife cook?

Favorite thing she makes?
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
Yes, but some things she does terribly. Her meatloaf is my f...
Sadistic Blood Rage Generalized Bond
  04/15/18
What does she do terribly?
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
She CANNOT cook Mexican.
Sadistic Blood Rage Generalized Bond
  04/15/18
Haha. That's funny. Seasoning failure or what?
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
She doesn't like hot food, and I caught her putting butter o...
Sadistic Blood Rage Generalized Bond
  04/15/18
hahaha
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
***MAYONNAISE ALERT***
rebellious stag film
  04/15/18
I don't ever put Mayo on meatloaf.
Sadistic Blood Rage Generalized Bond
  04/15/18
prole tell
Doobsian carnelian hominid
  12/18/18
No but that's okay because I can. I cook for her friends whe...
Supple snowy son of senegal persian
  04/15/18
how is you performing domestic tasks for your wife and her f...
concupiscible bright gas station fortuitous meteor
  04/15/18
...
aggressive fragrant goyim
  04/15/18
That's cool.
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
Of course. Why would you marry a woman who couldn't?
Smoky Location Roast Beef
  04/15/18
cq
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
CR.
concupiscible bright gas station fortuitous meteor
  04/15/18
cq
Magenta juggernaut
  12/18/18
Yes, she can make just about anything. When we were in grad ...
stirring gay codepig
  04/15/18
What a smart investment, wow
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
Yes. And she usually does it in tank top and panties to comp...
Pearly indirect expression
  04/15/18
...
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
not well. she just doesn't care about cooking so she doesn'...
Chocolate faggotry weed whacker
  04/15/18
U mad?
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
yes
Chocolate faggotry weed whacker
  04/15/18
:( we'll have to have you over for a shabbat dinner! if i...
Doobsian carnelian hominid
  12/18/18
Yes, mainly Polish dishes, which get old after some time, or...
cyan temple
  04/15/18
Do you ever ask her to make something specific
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
Yea, both something she can cook and sometimes something new...
cyan temple
  04/15/18
Zero creativity or ideas of new foods to try, but she can fl...
cheese-eating titillating heaven
  04/15/18
That's perfect
Lascivious gunner alpha
  04/15/18
yeah she's amazing
fighting haunting hall trust fund
  04/15/18
180
Lascivious gunner alpha
  12/18/18
Yes, but she refuses to do so because she thinks it would be...
Claret school
  12/18/18
fuck libs JFC
Lascivious gunner alpha
  12/18/18
hopefully she brings in good money
Magenta juggernaut
  12/18/18
Yeah she's 180
galvanic sandwich mexican
  12/18/18
Yes. My other two wives do as well
Crystalline Curious Deer Antler
  12/18/18
mashallah
Magenta juggernaut
  12/18/18
Alhamdullilah habibi
Crystalline Curious Deer Antler
  12/18/18
Yes, thankfully, and things she thinks I'll like. This has ...
Rough-skinned faggot firefighter home
  12/18/18
pddj and i fight about this all the time. she contends that ...
Doobsian carnelian hominid
  12/18/18
I don't think my wife multi-tasks well in this regard. Duri...
Rough-skinned faggot firefighter home
  12/19/18
wow, that's really inefficient. pddj is very efficient in th...
Doobsian carnelian hominid
  12/19/18
Yes. Very well. Friends are jealous.
dashing circlehead forum
  12/18/18
My wife doesn’t cook, clean, or do laundry. She won&rs...
Naked messiness
  12/18/18
she's a 180 cook. specialties are indian food and middle eas...
Doobsian carnelian hominid
  12/18/18
how did she get so good at cooking indian?
Alcoholic turquoise athletic conference newt
  12/19/18
indian food isn't technically hard. you just need the right ...
Doobsian carnelian hominid
  12/19/18
* woosh *
Kink-friendly Crackhouse Death Wish
  12/19/18
I fucked your wife.
Brilliant Mewling Meetinghouse
  12/18/18
Yes but she doesn't
Spectacular Hospital
  12/18/18
yes. shepherds pie, quesadillas, pasta primavera, lentils, c...
Magenta juggernaut
  12/18/18
180
Lascivious gunner alpha
  12/27/18
Yes, she’s a great cook and had black beans, rice, and...
stimulating low-t office
  12/18/18
Best cook I’ve ever met (though she isn’t much o...
flesh tattoo
  12/19/18
yes. hongshao rou.
wonderful kitchen
  12/19/18


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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

Favorite thing she makes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845830)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Sadistic Blood Rage Generalized Bond

Yes, but some things she does terribly. Her meatloaf is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845844)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

What does she do terribly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845949)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Sadistic Blood Rage Generalized Bond

She CANNOT cook Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845954)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

Haha. That's funny. Seasoning failure or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845963)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Sadistic Blood Rage Generalized Bond

She doesn't like hot food, and I caught her putting butter on tortillas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845968)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35846035)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: rebellious stag film

***MAYONNAISE ALERT***

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845972)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Sadistic Blood Rage Generalized Bond

I don't ever put Mayo on meatloaf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845976)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Doobsian carnelian hominid

prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430780)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Supple snowy son of senegal persian

No but that's okay because I can. I cook for her friends when they come over, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845846)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: concupiscible bright gas station fortuitous meteor

how is you performing domestic tasks for your wife and her friends okay? that sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848371)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: aggressive fragrant goyim



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

That's cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845966)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Smoky Location Roast Beef

Of course. Why would you marry a woman who couldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845888)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845953)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: concupiscible bright gas station fortuitous meteor

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848382)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Magenta juggernaut

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430808)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: stirring gay codepig

Yes, she can make just about anything. When we were in grad school I would buy her cooking courses at the local chef’s college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845908)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

What a smart investment, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845956)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Pearly indirect expression

Yes. And she usually does it in tank top and panties to complete the fantasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35847792)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha



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Date: April 15th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Chocolate faggotry weed whacker

not well. she just doesn't care about cooking so she doesn't take time to make sure she does it right. she'll overcook chicken, or just throw a bunch of shit together and hope it turns out OK.

It's crazy because her mom is a chef and extremely meticulous in the kitchen.

1 thing she does well is meatballs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35847946)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848738)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Chocolate faggotry weed whacker

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848959)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Doobsian carnelian hominid

:(

we'll have to have you over for a shabbat dinner! if i get a big bonus, i might be able to afford to feed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430818)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: cyan temple

Yes, mainly Polish dishes, which get old after some time, or some really healthy dishes, which also gets old after a few meals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848030)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

Do you ever ask her to make something specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848734)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: cyan temple

Yea, both something she can cook and sometimes something new. When it's something new, she'll youtube some video on how to make it. About 75% of the time she'll try cooking it the rest of the time she'll be like, "maybe we can order this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35849017)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating titillating heaven

Zero creativity or ideas of new foods to try, but she can flawlessly execute on most recipes that don't take high skill. So I pretty much send her recipes and she makes them.

She does great Italian -- veal parm, meatballs, red sauce, etc.

She'll cook like 1-2 times a week, and we'll have leftovers every other night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848807)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

That's perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848814)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: fighting haunting hall trust fund

yeah she's amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848809)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430591)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Claret school

Yes, but she refuses to do so because she thinks it would be sexist if she cooked. Not kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430615)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

fuck libs JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430635)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Magenta juggernaut

hopefully she brings in good money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430813)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: galvanic sandwich mexican

Yeah she's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430629)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Crystalline Curious Deer Antler

Yes. My other two wives do as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430630)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Magenta juggernaut

mashallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430816)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Crystalline Curious Deer Antler

Alhamdullilah habibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430819)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned faggot firefighter home

Yes, thankfully, and things she thinks I'll like. This has changed - when we met she didn't really cook.

She's a slob in the kitchen, though - doesn't clean / put things away as she goes so there's often 45-75 mins of mess to clean at the end along with refrigerator stuff that's been sitting out for 3-4 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430733)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Doobsian carnelian hominid

pddj and i fight about this all the time. she contends that it's more efficient to just clean it all at the end than as you go, and it slows her down to have to wash every measuring cup and spoon the minute she's done with it.

i'm not sure she's right or not. either way, it pisses me off and makes it harder to clean and makes a bigger, nastier mess on more shit -- worth it to clean as you go even if it makes the cooking take an extra 5-10 mins overall.

i usually sous chef and do the intermediate cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430801)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: Rough-skinned faggot firefighter home

I don't think my wife multi-tasks well in this regard. During the 8 mins it takes water to come to a boil she will stand still or screw around on her phone or who knows what rather than doing a quick pick-up, emptying dishwasher, etc. She's too many years removed from biglaw.

I think it's faster - at least throw the stuff in the sink or soak the stuff that will turn into cement. Either way it's lame to be faced with an hour of clean-up after a nice, homemade meal when there's work, sex, or sleeping that you want to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431689)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Doobsian carnelian hominid

wow, that's really inefficient. pddj is very efficient in the kitchen but i'd rather her clean up some shit while the lettuce soaks before she starts to make the dressing, just to make the mess more manageable.

we ALWAYS clean up as much as possible before we eat. that's my rule. it makes the meal much more relaxing not knowing you have clean-up to be done afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37433697)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: dashing circlehead forum

Yes. Very well. Friends are jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430747)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Naked messiness

My wife doesn’t cook, clean, or do laundry. She won’t iron my shirts, slacks, towels or bedsheets. She doesn’t even throw away her own garbage. She won’t dress nicely for me or kiss me or fuck me. She just spends my money and yells at me for not helping with the kids. God, I love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430749)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Doobsian carnelian hominid

she's a 180 cook. specialties are indian food and middle eastern food. she always makes flavorful as fuck yet healthy shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430810)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic turquoise athletic conference newt

how did she get so good at cooking indian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431266)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Doobsian carnelian hominid

indian food isn't technically hard. you just need the right recipes and to invest a little bit of money to get all the necessary spices (which last a while and are each cheap...you just need a lot of them). the techniques aren't complicated, and it's not so difficult not to fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431411)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Crackhouse Death Wish

* woosh *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37434010)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Mewling Meetinghouse

I fucked your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430821)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Hospital

Yes but she doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430825)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Magenta juggernaut

yes. shepherds pie, quesadillas, pasta primavera, lentils, curry, asian stir fry, middle eastern stuff, pilaf, etc. She makes pizza from scratch. She bakes a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430842)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37482335)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: stimulating low-t office

Yes, she’s a great cook and had black beans, rice, and home made fried chicken ready for me when I got home from fishing today. She cooks almost every day and has for the past few months, it has been really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430854)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: flesh tattoo

Best cook I’ve ever met (though she isn’t much of a baker). Great enchiladas, her Italian game is strong, and she has two Indian dishes that are wonderful. My mom now has her cook Thanksgiving/Xmas dinner when we are visiting her, lol.

My only complaint is that her dishes Are a little carb heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37432013)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

yes. hongshao rou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37433718)