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POLL: Can your wife cook?

Favorite thing she makes?
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
Yes, but some things she does terribly. Her meatloaf is my f...
Talented dopamine windowlicker
  04/15/18
What does she do terribly?
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
She CANNOT cook Mexican.
Talented dopamine windowlicker
  04/15/18
Haha. That's funny. Seasoning failure or what?
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
She doesn't like hot food, and I caught her putting butter o...
Talented dopamine windowlicker
  04/15/18
hahaha
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
***MAYONNAISE ALERT***
Cream School Cafeteria Cuckoldry
  04/15/18
I don't ever put Mayo on meatloaf.
Talented dopamine windowlicker
  04/15/18
prole tell
Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor
  12/18/18
No but that's okay because I can. I cook for her friends whe...
Dull toaster
  04/15/18
how is you performing domestic tasks for your wife and her f...
Underhanded yarmulke market
  04/15/18
...
vivacious godawful native messiness
  04/15/18
That's cool.
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
Of course. Why would you marry a woman who couldn't?
Opaque slippery background story
  04/15/18
cq
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
CR.
Underhanded yarmulke market
  04/15/18
cq
Apoplectic mustard abode wrinkle
  12/18/18
Yes, she can make just about anything. When we were in grad ...
twisted ivory doctorate
  04/15/18
What a smart investment, wow
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
Yes. And she usually does it in tank top and panties to comp...
sooty library turdskin
  04/15/18
...
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
not well. she just doesn't care about cooking so she doesn'...
Fragrant university
  04/15/18
U mad?
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
yes
Fragrant university
  04/15/18
:( we'll have to have you over for a shabbat dinner! if i...
Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor
  12/18/18
Yes, mainly Polish dishes, which get old after some time, or...
Soul-stirring Hospital
  04/15/18
Do you ever ask her to make something specific
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
Yea, both something she can cook and sometimes something new...
Soul-stirring Hospital
  04/15/18
Zero creativity or ideas of new foods to try, but she can fl...
Magical ultramarine field
  04/15/18
That's perfect
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  04/15/18
yeah she's amazing
Laughsome crawly school
  04/15/18
180
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  12/18/18
Yes, but she refuses to do so because she thinks it would be...
slap-happy orchestra pit
  12/18/18
fuck libs JFC
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  12/18/18
hopefully she brings in good money
Apoplectic mustard abode wrinkle
  12/18/18
Yeah she's 180
irradiated elite depressive
  12/18/18
Yes. My other two wives do as well
contagious lilac legal warrant site
  12/18/18
mashallah
Apoplectic mustard abode wrinkle
  12/18/18
Alhamdullilah habibi
contagious lilac legal warrant site
  12/18/18
Yes, thankfully, and things she thinks I'll like. This has ...
Misanthropic Adventurous Chad
  12/18/18
pddj and i fight about this all the time. she contends that ...
Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor
  12/18/18
I don't think my wife multi-tasks well in this regard. Duri...
Misanthropic Adventurous Chad
  12/19/18
wow, that's really inefficient. pddj is very efficient in th...
Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor
  12/19/18
Yes. Very well. Friends are jealous.
Drunken casino multi-billionaire
  12/18/18
My wife doesn’t cook, clean, or do laundry. She won&rs...
flirting rough-skinned address community account
  12/18/18
she's a 180 cook. specialties are indian food and middle eas...
Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor
  12/18/18
how did she get so good at cooking indian?
Vigorous Rusted Hell
  12/19/18
indian food isn't technically hard. you just need the right ...
Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor
  12/19/18
* woosh *
charismatic demanding stage weed whacker
  12/19/18
I fucked your wife.
Fantasy-prone station
  12/18/18
Yes but she doesn't
rose stead
  12/18/18
yes. shepherds pie, quesadillas, pasta primavera, lentils, c...
Apoplectic mustard abode wrinkle
  12/18/18
180
slate aphrodisiac den round eye
  12/27/18
Yes, she’s a great cook and had black beans, rice, and...
indigo territorial voyeur
  12/18/18
Best cook I’ve ever met (though she isn’t much o...
tantric center
  12/19/18
yes. hongshao rou.
crimson self-absorbed laser beams
  12/19/18


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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

Favorite thing she makes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845830)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Talented dopamine windowlicker

Yes, but some things she does terribly. Her meatloaf is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845844)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

What does she do terribly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845949)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Talented dopamine windowlicker

She CANNOT cook Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845954)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

Haha. That's funny. Seasoning failure or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845963)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Talented dopamine windowlicker

She doesn't like hot food, and I caught her putting butter on tortillas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845968)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35846035)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Cream School Cafeteria Cuckoldry

***MAYONNAISE ALERT***

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845972)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Talented dopamine windowlicker

I don't ever put Mayo on meatloaf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845976)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor

prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430780)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Dull toaster

No but that's okay because I can. I cook for her friends when they come over, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845846)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Underhanded yarmulke market

how is you performing domestic tasks for your wife and her friends okay? that sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848371)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: vivacious godawful native messiness



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

That's cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845966)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Opaque slippery background story

Of course. Why would you marry a woman who couldn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845888)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845953)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Underhanded yarmulke market

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848382)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic mustard abode wrinkle

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430808)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: twisted ivory doctorate

Yes, she can make just about anything. When we were in grad school I would buy her cooking courses at the local chef’s college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845908)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

What a smart investment, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35845956)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: sooty library turdskin

Yes. And she usually does it in tank top and panties to complete the fantasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35847792)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye



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Date: April 15th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Fragrant university

not well. she just doesn't care about cooking so she doesn't take time to make sure she does it right. she'll overcook chicken, or just throw a bunch of shit together and hope it turns out OK.

It's crazy because her mom is a chef and extremely meticulous in the kitchen.

1 thing she does well is meatballs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35847946)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848738)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Fragrant university

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848959)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor

:(

we'll have to have you over for a shabbat dinner! if i get a big bonus, i might be able to afford to feed you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430818)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hospital

Yes, mainly Polish dishes, which get old after some time, or some really healthy dishes, which also gets old after a few meals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848030)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

Do you ever ask her to make something specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848734)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hospital

Yea, both something she can cook and sometimes something new. When it's something new, she'll youtube some video on how to make it. About 75% of the time she'll try cooking it the rest of the time she'll be like, "maybe we can order this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35849017)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Magical ultramarine field

Zero creativity or ideas of new foods to try, but she can flawlessly execute on most recipes that don't take high skill. So I pretty much send her recipes and she makes them.

She does great Italian -- veal parm, meatballs, red sauce, etc.

She'll cook like 1-2 times a week, and we'll have leftovers every other night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848807)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

That's perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848814)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: Laughsome crawly school

yeah she's amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#35848809)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430591)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: slap-happy orchestra pit

Yes, but she refuses to do so because she thinks it would be sexist if she cooked. Not kidding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430615)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

fuck libs JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430635)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic mustard abode wrinkle

hopefully she brings in good money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430813)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: irradiated elite depressive

Yeah she's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430629)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: contagious lilac legal warrant site

Yes. My other two wives do as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430630)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic mustard abode wrinkle

mashallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430816)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: contagious lilac legal warrant site

Alhamdullilah habibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430819)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Misanthropic Adventurous Chad

Yes, thankfully, and things she thinks I'll like. This has changed - when we met she didn't really cook.

She's a slob in the kitchen, though - doesn't clean / put things away as she goes so there's often 45-75 mins of mess to clean at the end along with refrigerator stuff that's been sitting out for 3-4 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430733)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor

pddj and i fight about this all the time. she contends that it's more efficient to just clean it all at the end than as you go, and it slows her down to have to wash every measuring cup and spoon the minute she's done with it.

i'm not sure she's right or not. either way, it pisses me off and makes it harder to clean and makes a bigger, nastier mess on more shit -- worth it to clean as you go even if it makes the cooking take an extra 5-10 mins overall.

i usually sous chef and do the intermediate cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430801)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic Adventurous Chad

I don't think my wife multi-tasks well in this regard. During the 8 mins it takes water to come to a boil she will stand still or screw around on her phone or who knows what rather than doing a quick pick-up, emptying dishwasher, etc. She's too many years removed from biglaw.

I think it's faster - at least throw the stuff in the sink or soak the stuff that will turn into cement. Either way it's lame to be faced with an hour of clean-up after a nice, homemade meal when there's work, sex, or sleeping that you want to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431689)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor

wow, that's really inefficient. pddj is very efficient in the kitchen but i'd rather her clean up some shit while the lettuce soaks before she starts to make the dressing, just to make the mess more manageable.

we ALWAYS clean up as much as possible before we eat. that's my rule. it makes the meal much more relaxing not knowing you have clean-up to be done afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37433697)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Drunken casino multi-billionaire

Yes. Very well. Friends are jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430747)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: flirting rough-skinned address community account

My wife doesn’t cook, clean, or do laundry. She won’t iron my shirts, slacks, towels or bedsheets. She doesn’t even throw away her own garbage. She won’t dress nicely for me or kiss me or fuck me. She just spends my money and yells at me for not helping with the kids. God, I love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430749)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor

she's a 180 cook. specialties are indian food and middle eastern food. she always makes flavorful as fuck yet healthy shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430810)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Rusted Hell

how did she get so good at cooking indian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431266)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: Grizzly Yapping Mother Fortuitous Meteor

indian food isn't technically hard. you just need the right recipes and to invest a little bit of money to get all the necessary spices (which last a while and are each cheap...you just need a lot of them). the techniques aren't complicated, and it's not so difficult not to fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37431411)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: charismatic demanding stage weed whacker

* woosh *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37434010)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone station

I fucked your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430821)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: rose stead

Yes but she doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430825)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic mustard abode wrinkle

yes. shepherds pie, quesadillas, pasta primavera, lentils, curry, asian stir fry, middle eastern stuff, pilaf, etc. She makes pizza from scratch. She bakes a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430842)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: slate aphrodisiac den round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37482335)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: indigo territorial voyeur

Yes, she’s a great cook and had black beans, rice, and home made fried chicken ready for me when I got home from fishing today. She cooks almost every day and has for the past few months, it has been really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37430854)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: tantric center

Best cook I’ve ever met (though she isn’t much of a baker). Great enchiladas, her Italian game is strong, and she has two Indian dishes that are wonderful. My mom now has her cook Thanksgiving/Xmas dinner when we are visiting her, lol.

My only complaint is that her dishes Are a little carb heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37432013)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: crimson self-absorbed laser beams

yes. hongshao rou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3949961&forum_id=2#37433718)