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My name is Rory, but online I'm watchmen. I am a psychopath.

Online Addicts Anonymous in unison: "Hello, Watchmen.&q...
Exhilarant lilac base
  04/15/18
Part II: Meeting 2 at Online Addicts Anonymous Watchm...
Exhilarant lilac base
  04/15/18
180
galvanic painfully honest fanboi space
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swing, & a miss
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wonderful principal's office ladyboy
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Lolwmtp
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Everyone ITT is PF.
salmon dysfunction
  04/21/18
sup rory
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galvanic painfully honest fanboi space
  05/05/18
holy shit
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Exhilarant lilac base
  05/05/18
SUP
Motley amber dilemma
  05/05/18
yo spack we're gonna be through your area this month
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Nailed it.
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I wonder what this was
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Me too. Whatever it was, watchmen has been through this enti...
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Sooooo close to being the right name. An equally fagg0t name...
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Can someone mod this?
laughsome potus deer antler
  12/26/19
Why would you want that?
Exhilarant lilac base
  12/26/19
Clearly violates the spirit of the Law of the Land.
laughsome potus deer antler
  12/26/19
Elaborate how.
Exhilarant lilac base
  12/26/19
You don’t just mock the President when he’s not ...
laughsome potus deer antler
  12/26/19
He's around. He's just too much of a coward to poast.
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Date: April 15th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

Online Addicts Anonymous in unison: "Hello, Watchmen."

Watchmen: My online addiction began about a decade ago. My life was a downward spiral and this seemed like an easy way out. Online, I could be anyone I wanted. I could stop being a loser, a bum, a poor. Online, I was a king. I was rich, successful, had my own business, dated girls. I created my own persona and nobody could question it.

They believed it, or at least I thought they did. I had a few followers who looked up to me because of my success, no matter how false it was. I felt euphoric most of the time and started to believe in my own lies until I didn't know the truth myself.

The next morning though, reality hit like a ton of bricks. I found myself staring at the four old, shitty walls that surrounded me. I was living in an old, run-down basement, covered in filth and second-hand shit. The luxury that I bragged about was non-existent. I became depressed and desperate, which eventually led me to start doing drugs. I posted all day about my superior existence, even though I realized how inferior and fucked up it actually was.

Finally, one day I landed at the hospital and my psychiatrist sent me here, to this group. I still don't want to be here *sobs* but I will kill myself otherwise.

*Watchmen on his first meeting at his local Online Addicts Anonymous Support Group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35846438)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

Part II:

Meeting 2 at Online Addicts Anonymous

Watchmen: After a while, my fake story started to pay off. I began to build a following. It wasn't big--4 to 6 dudes with low self-esteem, who had been mostly unsuccessful in life. For the first time, they felt important because they were hanging out (online) with a rich, self-made guy like me. (Or with the guy I pretended to be.)

Years flew by and these dudes really thought they had a consolidated friendship with me. I kept posting about designer wear, diamonds, expensive trips and girlfriends, and one day, the worst shit happened.

One of my xo buddies had a family member die unexpectedly. He was a loser and was completely broke. No money for the burial or funeral. He said I was his best and only friend, and asked me, in tears, to help him out. At that point, I was broke as shit myself. I could barely make ends meet, was late on my rent and had spent the last few bucks I had on drugs to keep me sane. I was scraping pennies for food.

I had megaposted about Fendi, diamonds and shit for days leading up to that shitty night. And suddenly, there he was: My friend of 7 years, asking for a favor no rich friend could ever deny. I was faced with the shocking truth for the first time: I was a lying piece of shit and had made fake, long-term friendships with strangers online. The moment of truth I dreaded was around the corner.

I could not make up a good lie to him. Either I told him I was a lying piece of shit, or I stopped talking to him. I did the latter. I felt like the biggest scumbag on the planet, but I couldn't stain my name online, nobody was going to shoot any holes in my story.

I nearly puked my guts out when the realization dawned on me: I was worse than any shit I'd ever known. The next night I attempted suicide for the 5th time in my life. I was 26, and slit my wrists like a little bitch. I called 911 and was quickly saved by a team of doctors. 48 hours later, I was back to megaposting about my wealth. I hated my fucking guts so bad and still do. I don't know what to do with my life *cries*.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35846452)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35846470)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: outnumbered cruise ship

swing, & a miss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35846498)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35846499)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35848839)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35846527)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35846743)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



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Date: April 15th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Tripping shrine

not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35848857)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office ladyboy

180

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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space

Lolwmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35849221)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Flirting Area



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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



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Date: April 17th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35858727)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:49 AM
Author: salmon dysfunction

Everyone ITT is PF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35887075)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Sienna jap rehab

sup rory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35889571)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Buff vivacious address lettuce



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: Tripping shrine



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Date: May 26th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36131208)



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Date: October 23rd, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Obsidian up-to-no-good gaping



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35889561)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35892276)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space

ljljljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35990695)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Motley amber dilemma

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35990750)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

?

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Date: May 5th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Motley amber dilemma

SUP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35990778)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Nudist cumskin trump supporter

yo spack

we're gonna be through your area this month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35990810)



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Date: May 6th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

SUP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35990938)



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Date: May 6th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring cobalt goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35990949)



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Date: May 6th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35993441)



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Date: May 6th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#35995639)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36060006)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:05 AM
Author: very tactful navy stag film

Nailed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36060022)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36060023)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36066101)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36176834)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Tripping shrine

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36176927)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Tripping shrine

I wonder what this was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326502)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 1:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

Me too. Whatever it was, watchmen has been through this entire thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326511)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36219562)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space

R.......

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36276491)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:55 AM
Author: anal kitchen

Sooooo close to being the right name. An equally fagg0t name, to be sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36276492)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: galvanic painfully honest fanboi space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36276501)



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Date: June 24th, 2018 12:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



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Date: July 5th, 2018 5:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#36366694)



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Date: October 23rd, 2019 7:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39015639)



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Date: October 23rd, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Obsidian up-to-no-good gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39015644)



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Date: October 30th, 2019 11:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39172518)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 12:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326429)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: laughsome potus deer antler

Can someone mod this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326434)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 12:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

Why would you want that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326438)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: laughsome potus deer antler

Clearly violates the spirit of the Law of the Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326464)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

Elaborate how.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326484)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: laughsome potus deer antler

You don’t just mock the President when he’s not around to defend himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326499)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 1:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant lilac base

He's around. He's just too much of a coward to poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#39326510)



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Date: March 4th, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: salmon dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950042&forum_id=2#42047309)