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Bird is nesting on my balcony. It is apparently protected by FEDERAL LAW

Washington says I can’t remove this beast from my balcony, e...
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/17/18
UPDATE: BirdD00d got PWNED by plastic snake. Abandoned nest....
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/19/18
Lol they are pissed but still won’t fuck with snaked00d
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/19/18
LOL
motley mad cow disease set
  04/24/18
LIBSZ
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/17/18
Hire some rival birds of prey to do an off the books hit
Mischievous theatre knife
  04/17/18
Apparently I can get a PLASTIC SNAKE and that will scare it ...
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/17/18
there's a family guy episode based on this premise
Plum base
  04/17/18
lol it does feel like I’m in a sitcom
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/17/18
180 birddood
opaque place of business
  04/17/18
I have nothing against birds. This is a beautiful SWALLOW ac...
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  04/17/18
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  04/17/18
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPhzuN...
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Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/17/18
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Mischievous theatre knife
  04/17/18
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flatulent bateful school cafeteria
  04/19/18
(guy living on a houseboat made out of telephone poles)
primrose vigorous corner
  04/17/18
I wish
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/17/18
Fucking migrants. Keep your bird bodies off are laws!
Insecure kitchen dysfunction
  04/17/18
It has to go back
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/17/18
...
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/17/18
dumbass. you should have been HONORED that this rare bird ch...
Fragrant Athletic Conference Ratface
  04/19/18
I would’ve been thrilled, if they weren’t, as I stated, loud...
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/19/18
I had a bird problem. I left out rat poison pellets with som...
pink cracking giraffe
  04/19/18
...
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/19/18
Welp may be time for Mr. Rosenstein to open a special invest...
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/24/18
Get cat.
charismatic citrine regret
  04/24/18
Ok but then I’d have a cat problem.
Exciting Gay Wizard
  04/24/18
Insofar as you would have a friend for its life.
charismatic citrine regret
  04/24/18


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Date: April 17th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

Washington says I can’t remove this beast from my balcony, even tho it’s hooting and hollaring at 5 AM

LOL I’m literally paying for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860146)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

UPDATE: BirdD00d got PWNED by plastic snake. Abandoned nest. Ironically, if not for federal law I could’ve had a professional relocate the bird and its nest. Now it has to start from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35876861)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

Lol they are pissed but still won’t fuck with snaked00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35877329)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: motley mad cow disease set

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35912641)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

LIBSZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860253)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Mischievous theatre knife

Hire some rival birds of prey to do an off the books hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860259)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

Apparently I can get a PLASTIC SNAKE and that will scare it off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860290)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Plum base

there's a family guy episode based on this premise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860284)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

lol it does feel like I’m in a sitcom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860331)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: opaque place of business

180 birddood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860295)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

I have nothing against birds. This is a beautiful SWALLOW actually. But it’s loud as fuck and needs to find another home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860342)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Wonderful disturbing antidepressant drug



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: dashing cuckoldry

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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Mischievous theatre knife



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: flatulent bateful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35876875)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: primrose vigorous corner

(guy living on a houseboat made out of telephone poles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860311)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

I wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860345)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Insecure kitchen dysfunction

Fucking migrants. Keep your bird bodies off are laws!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860398)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

It has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35860409)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35861289)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Fragrant Athletic Conference Ratface

dumbass. you should have been HONORED that this rare bird chose your house to nest in. It could have nested anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35876868)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

I would’ve been thrilled, if they weren’t, as I stated, loud and shitting all over my balcony. I also have seen 2 other nests on peoples balconys so I don’t think it’s all that special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35876877)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: pink cracking giraffe

I had a bird problem. I left out rat poison pellets with some bread. No more bird problem and I killed at least one dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35877365)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35877371)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

Welp may be time for Mr. Rosenstein to open a special investigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35912229)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: charismatic citrine regret

Get cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35912330)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Exciting Gay Wizard

Ok but then I’d have a cat problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35912395)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: charismatic citrine regret

Insofar as you would have a friend for its life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3951759&forum_id=2#35912617)