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taking a week off biglaw, so I can fly to DC & wingman for CharlesXII. Taking Qs

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August). ...
sooty range
  04/17/18
which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic wee...
Very tactful stead
  04/17/18
none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new ...
sooty range
  04/17/18
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Very tactful stead
  04/17/18
this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster
Nudist indigo lodge
  04/17/18
180
Apoplectic dashing giraffe
  04/18/18
180
navy senate ceo
  04/18/18
180
slate station deer antler
  04/18/18
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Primrose curious parlor gaming laptop
  04/18/18
If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll t...
Tan vigorous preventive strike dragon
  04/18/18
180
Laughsome confused market
  04/18/18
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bonkers bateful school
  04/18/18
wtf wow
Razzle abode police squad
  04/19/18
"I should be down to 120 by August" what
glittery public bath weed whacker
  04/19/18
I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who s...
sooty range
  04/19/18
now THIS is poasting
racy purple messiness stain
  04/19/18
when will you suck his dong?
cracking travel guidebook reading party
  04/24/18
damn 180
Hairraiser slap-happy rehab
  04/24/18
9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow u...
Lake Insanely Creepy Toilet Seat
  04/17/18
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Topaz wrinkle legal warrant
  04/17/18
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sooty range
  04/18/18
hardy har har
Drab mewling space karate
  04/18/18
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Spectacular scarlet keepsake machete office
  04/18/18
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multi-colored rough-skinned site sex offender
  04/17/18
What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers whe...
cocky theater stage
  04/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&...
sooty range
  04/18/18
Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my...
cocky theater stage
  04/18/18
daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's...
sooty range
  04/18/18
I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra ...
Topaz wrinkle legal warrant
  04/18/18
most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provid...
Apoplectic dashing giraffe
  04/18/18
came in hoping this was an RSF post
Chocolate galvanic church mental disorder
  04/18/18
but RSF isn't in biglaw
sooty range
  04/18/18
I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is...
Apoplectic dashing giraffe
  04/18/18
No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.
Maize violent state
  04/18/18
Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.
High-end Crawly National Sweet Tailpipe
  04/18/18
Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and ene...
Charcoal wonderful crackhouse clown
  04/18/18
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Deep Alcoholic Love Of Her Life
  04/18/18
Actually not bad advice.
Laughsome confused market
  04/18/18
XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.
Topaz wrinkle legal warrant
  04/18/18
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Very tactful stead
  04/18/18
May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed rela...
Laughsome confused market
  04/19/18
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Geriatric Chestnut Pocket Flask
  04/19/18
his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like...
sooty range
  04/19/18
graphic and lewd
Razzle abode police squad
  04/19/18
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Nudist indigo lodge
  04/19/18
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Chest-beating talented plaza persian
  04/19/18
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Floppy Fuchsia Stage
  04/19/18
daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds befo...
sooty range
  04/24/18
One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.
Topaz wrinkle legal warrant
  04/24/18
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sooty range
  04/24/18
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Primrose curious parlor gaming laptop
  04/24/18
pics?
Hairraiser slap-happy rehab
  04/24/18


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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: sooty range

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August).

I'm basically going to wingman him constantly from Friday-Sunday, basically 14 hours a day. Basically force him to converse with females for at least 40 grueling hours.

I will also decisively ASK for phone #s on his behalf if he PUSSIES out and doesn't ask for #s.

hopefully, this will mortify him so much, he will lose all social anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863687)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Very tactful stead

which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863703)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: sooty range

none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new weight loss me (I'm down to 138 today and I should be down to 120 by August) will be cosplaying as a character from an classic girl's romance anime called Rose of Versailles set in royal France - that character will be Marie Antoinette as shown here.

http://rose-of-versailles.wikia.com/wiki/Marie_Antoinette

I will randomly talk to females I encounter while wandering around with CharlesXII. Hopefully, as a BUFF AS FUCK BRO who will have a petite Princess around his arm, people will be able to tell that he is an ALPHA CHAD. When they ask who I am cosplaying as, I will briefly explain Rose of Versailles and my character.

Then I will call in CharlesXII to explain how Marie Antoinette was married off to France by Maria Theresa in order to quell centuries of Valois-Habsburg enmity. hopefully he will also expand this conversation into how the supposedly illegitimacy of the Pragmatic Sanction that brought Maria Theresa to power sparked the War of Austrian Succession. He can also talk her enmity to the Jesuits, which produced the heavily heretical Pope Francis which is straining his personal faith. In addition, he should also talk about her appearance in Civilization V, which is otherwise a very weak wargame, far inferior to the the tabletop wargames that he enjoys, especially Virgin Queen/Here I Stand. I will then push CharlesXII to ask them for their numbers.

I will repeat this hundred times until CharlesXII has no more fear of asking random women for their numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863775)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Very tactful stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863786)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Nudist indigo lodge

this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863792)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Apoplectic dashing giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865160)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: navy senate ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865211)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:28 AM
Author: slate station deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865755)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:37 AM
Author: Primrose curious parlor gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865765)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Tan vigorous preventive strike dragon

If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll take care of u. It won't be exciting but it will be very chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869997)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Laughsome confused market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870324)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: bonkers bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870361)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle abode police squad

wtf wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875039)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: glittery public bath weed whacker

"I should be down to 120 by August"

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875794)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: sooty range

I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the disgusting obesity that is modern American womanhood.

last time I was in DC, I was 160, which is quite frankly disgusting obesity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877194)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: racy purple messiness stain

now THIS is poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875815)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: cracking travel guidebook reading party

when will you suck his dong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911788)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser slap-happy rehab

damn 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911836)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Lake Insanely Creepy Toilet Seat

9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow up re same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863914)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Topaz wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863945)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: sooty range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865142)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Drab mewling space karate

hardy har har

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865163)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Spectacular scarlet keepsake machete office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869105)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: multi-colored rough-skinned site sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863920)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: cocky theater stage

What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers when they ask what you did on vacation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865147)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: sooty range

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&forum_id=2#35863914

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35868552)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: cocky theater stage

Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my way through conversations about Smithsonian museums I never went to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869574)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: sooty range

daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's a chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869065)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Topaz wrinkle legal warrant

I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra inch. I feel tainted, like I have stepped over to the dark side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869073)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic dashing giraffe

most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provided you weren't already doing that (and you're just the type not to have been) if anything you're being MORE honest now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869519)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Chocolate galvanic church mental disorder

came in hoping this was an RSF post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869136)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: sooty range

but RSF isn't in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869148)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic dashing giraffe

I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is a hilarious premise as well but I think OP will have better results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869527)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Maize violent state

No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869532)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: High-end Crawly National Sweet Tailpipe

Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869533)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Charcoal wonderful crackhouse clown

Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and energy and just buy him a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869615)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Deep Alcoholic Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870303)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Laughsome confused market

Actually not bad advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870333)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Topaz wrinkle legal warrant

XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870336)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Very tactful stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870253)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Laughsome confused market

May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed relationship? Why don't you just bang him? I mean if you care enough about him to get on a plane - you might as well ease him into you once you rendezvous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873468)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Geriatric Chestnut Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873481)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: sooty range

his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like yeah bro, I like CharlesXII, but I'm not willing to consign myself to a life of incontinence/diaper usage for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35874448)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle abode police squad

graphic and lewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875045)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Nudist indigo lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875754)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating talented plaza persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875810)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Floppy Fuchsia Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877330)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: sooty range

daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds before this happens. that's like 2 pounds a week?

had a glass of milk, half a baked potato, and two slices of toast for breakfast/lunch combined. i will be skipping dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910735)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Topaz wrinkle legal warrant

One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910743)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: sooty range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911615)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: Primrose curious parlor gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911810)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser slap-happy rehab

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911841)