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taking a week off biglaw, so I can fly to DC & wingman for CharlesXII. Taking Qs

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August). ...
Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/17/18
which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic wee...
irate macaca trailer park
  04/17/18
none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new ...
Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/17/18
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irate macaca trailer park
  04/17/18
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  04/17/18
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  04/18/18
If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll t...
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  04/18/18
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  04/18/18
wtf wow
Up-to-no-good aggressive theater stage
  04/19/18
"I should be down to 120 by August" what
Crystalline aromatic nowag karate
  04/19/18
I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who s...
Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/19/18
now THIS is poasting
house-broken idea he suggested double fault
  04/19/18
when will you suck his dong?
Trip Azure Genital Piercing Location
  04/24/18
damn 180
Bearded aphrodisiac halford
  04/24/18
9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow u...
Swashbuckling Native
  04/17/18
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Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/18/18
hardy har har
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Heady business firm
  04/17/18
What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers whe...
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  04/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&...
Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/18/18
Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my...
abnormal mustard brethren haunted graveyard
  04/18/18
daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's...
Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/18/18
I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra ...
Hairraiser violent ape filthpig
  04/18/18
most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provid...
cobalt half-breed kitty cat
  04/18/18
came in hoping this was an RSF post
adventurous indirect expression
  04/18/18
but RSF isn't in biglaw
Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/18/18
I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is...
cobalt half-breed kitty cat
  04/18/18
No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.
Exciting Mildly Autistic Elastic Band
  04/18/18
Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.
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  04/18/18
Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and ene...
mauve school
  04/18/18
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Harsh Point
  04/18/18
Actually not bad advice.
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  04/18/18
XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.
Hairraiser violent ape filthpig
  04/18/18
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  04/18/18
May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed rela...
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  04/19/18
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  04/19/18
his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like...
Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/19/18
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  04/19/18
daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds befo...
Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/24/18
One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.
Hairraiser violent ape filthpig
  04/24/18
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Demanding liquid oxygen
  04/24/18
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opaque bull headed turdskin headpube
  04/24/18
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  04/24/18


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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August).

I'm basically going to wingman him constantly from Friday-Sunday, basically 14 hours a day. Basically force him to converse with females for at least 40 grueling hours.

I will also decisively ASK for phone #s on his behalf if he PUSSIES out and doesn't ask for #s.

hopefully, this will mortify him so much, he will lose all social anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863687)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: irate macaca trailer park

which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863703)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen

none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new weight loss me (I'm down to 138 today and I should be down to 120 by August) will be cosplaying as a character from an classic girl's romance anime called Rose of Versailles set in royal France - that character will be Marie Antoinette as shown here.

http://rose-of-versailles.wikia.com/wiki/Marie_Antoinette

I will randomly talk to females I encounter while wandering around with CharlesXII. Hopefully, as a BUFF AS FUCK BRO who will have a petite Princess around his arm, people will be able to tell that he is an ALPHA CHAD. When they ask who I am cosplaying as, I will briefly explain Rose of Versailles and my character.

Then I will call in CharlesXII to explain how Marie Antoinette was married off to France by Maria Theresa in order to quell centuries of Valois-Habsburg enmity. hopefully he will also expand this conversation into how the supposedly illegitimacy of the Pragmatic Sanction that brought Maria Theresa to power sparked the War of Austrian Succession. He can also talk her enmity to the Jesuits, which produced the heavily heretical Pope Francis which is straining his personal faith. In addition, he should also talk about her appearance in Civilization V, which is otherwise a very weak wargame, far inferior to the the tabletop wargames that he enjoys, especially Virgin Queen/Here I Stand. I will then push CharlesXII to ask them for their numbers.

I will repeat this hundred times until CharlesXII has no more fear of asking random women for their numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863775)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: irate macaca trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863786)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: razzle locus prole

this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863792)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: cobalt half-breed kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865160)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: ultramarine regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865211)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:28 AM
Author: big-titted coldplay fan casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865755)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:37 AM
Author: opaque bull headed turdskin headpube



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lettuce fanboi

If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll take care of u. It won't be exciting but it will be very chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869997)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: claret supple institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870324)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Aqua site masturbator



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good aggressive theater stage

wtf wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875039)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Crystalline aromatic nowag karate

"I should be down to 120 by August"

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875794)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen

I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the disgusting obesity that is modern American womanhood.

last time I was in DC, I was 160, which is quite frankly disgusting obesity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877194)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: house-broken idea he suggested double fault

now THIS is poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875815)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Trip Azure Genital Piercing Location

when will you suck his dong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911788)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac halford

damn 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911836)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Native

9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow up re same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863914)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser violent ape filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863945)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865142)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: cream autistic tank

hardy har har

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865163)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: misanthropic impressive gaping factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869105)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Heady business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863920)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: abnormal mustard brethren haunted graveyard

What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers when they ask what you did on vacation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865147)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&forum_id=2#35863914

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35868552)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: abnormal mustard brethren haunted graveyard

Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my way through conversations about Smithsonian museums I never went to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869574)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen

daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's a chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869065)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser violent ape filthpig

I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra inch. I feel tainted, like I have stepped over to the dark side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869073)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: cobalt half-breed kitty cat

most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provided you weren't already doing that (and you're just the type not to have been) if anything you're being MORE honest now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869519)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: adventurous indirect expression

came in hoping this was an RSF post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869136)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen

but RSF isn't in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869148)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: cobalt half-breed kitty cat

I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is a hilarious premise as well but I think OP will have better results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869527)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Exciting Mildly Autistic Elastic Band

No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869532)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring school cafeteria mad-dog skullcap

Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869533)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: mauve school

Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and energy and just buy him a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869615)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Harsh Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870303)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: claret supple institution

Actually not bad advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870333)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser violent ape filthpig

XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870336)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: irate macaca trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870253)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: claret supple institution

May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed relationship? Why don't you just bang him? I mean if you care enough about him to get on a plane - you might as well ease him into you once you rendezvous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873468)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: fighting zippy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873481)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen

his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like yeah bro, I like CharlesXII, but I'm not willing to consign myself to a life of incontinence/diaper usage for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35874448)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good aggressive theater stage

graphic and lewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875045)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: razzle locus prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875754)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Excitant queen of the night church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875810)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Coiffed floppy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877330)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen

daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds before this happens. that's like 2 pounds a week?

had a glass of milk, half a baked potato, and two slices of toast for breakfast/lunch combined. i will be skipping dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910735)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser violent ape filthpig

One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910743)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Demanding liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911615)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: opaque bull headed turdskin headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911810)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac halford

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911841)