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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: painfully honest titillating base coldplay fan
- split level floor plan
- large expansive backyard
- location on a hill
- hardwood (or laminate) flooring downstairs is a must
- recessed lighting
- double pane windows
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868171) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Magenta theater
Pool with a view.
Lots of glass and light.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868191) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Big Parlor Police Squad
-I like really nice landscaping in the front
-big windows
-florida rooms
-in ground pools
-finished basements
-kitchen islands with lots of storage
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868193) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Fragrant Pungent Mad-dog Skullcap
- sliding glass doors opening from common area to terrace
- tons of light
- 12+ ft ceilings
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868214) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: galvanic brunch
open floor plan
modern design - clean simple lines, sharp edges
(waits for ironside to show up and flip out)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868216) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:39 PM Author: At-the-ready Silver Temple Factory Reset Button
Modern design, open floor plan
Not too big..around 2k sq feet
A few acres of land
Hardwood floors or stone floors
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868327) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Sooty Trailer Park Keepsake Machete
more shitters than bedrooms
no separate guest house bullshit, they can stay in my bed or get hotels, basically.
able to see the ocean or a large lake, or prestigious river.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868342) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: mustard parlour
1) Open floorplan
2) Great Room
3) Two-level main entrance with staircase
4) Granite countertops
5) Movie room
6) Wine bar in basement
7) HUGE bathtub.
8) Turrets
9) Intricate roofline
yum.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868358) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: Erotic gaping house
Granite countertops,, stainless steel appliances.., garage space for the a Beamer. 'Nuff said.
Oh yeah In N Out 2 blocks away lol. Nuff said.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868381) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: trip native
* costs $2.5 million or more
* in a 60%+ black/brown neighborhood
* needs all mechanicals plumbing and roof replaced
* no parking
* 50-minute subway commute from work in decrepit cattle cars packed with smelly minorities
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868390) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: Bronze potus double fault
1. hard surface floors
2. one open room - kitchen and family room - because it's practical with kids, and otherwise separate living and dining rooms - I hate staring at clutter
3. split master and kids' rooms - our master is upstairs and other bedrooms are downstairs, which is awesome on balance
4. en suite bathroom for the master - those old houses with 1 bathroom upstairs surrounded by 3-4 bedrooms suck
5. private backyard
6. walkable to at least some restaurants and bars and a park and school
7. walk-in closet(s) in the master - it's TTT having piles of your wife's clothes all over or spread out among 3 bedrooms because the closets are too small
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868452) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: misanthropic electric weed whacker
Gracious landscaping with grass but also some wild plants appropriate to the location
Driveway ends in circle
Interesting textures on facade/roof (hamptons style shingling, stone facade, etc.)
Stone chimney (but gas fireplace)
Rift sawn flooring
Mud room area/way to access not through the main door if you are a mess
Water/mountain views
Huge windows
Outdoor entertainment area that is coverable by awnings
Double height living room/entertaining area
Heated floors in bathrooms/bedrooms/floors below ground level
Formal dining area
Auto shades/whole house music system; shades built into wall/not visible in window
Double dishwashers and ovens
Solid wood doors (no fucking Masonite or hollow wood) with high-end hardware
His and hers walk ins in master BR
Soaking tub and shower with built-in rain shower
At least one cedar closet
Hidden fridge doors
Concealed mini fridge in master bedroom
Built in safe
Built in make up area for wife in master bedroom so her shit isn't in my way
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868476)
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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:15 PM Author: Balding Nofapping Senate Dingle Berry
Separate kitchen and dining. Hate seeing people's dirty dishes while you eat.
Transitional spaces so you don't just open a die and are in a room
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868640) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Racy boiling water casino
*points prole detector toward this thread*
*it explodes immediately*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868674) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 3:58 PM Author: Violet spectacular hominid
1. symmetry or at least elements of symmetry
2. use of natural high quality materials
3. design detail
4. distinct separation of spaces
5. formal living and dining rooms
6. wood-paneled library off of either formal living or dining space
7. stone backyard patio (as opposed to a deck)
8. large stand up shower (as opposed to bathtub shower) in master bedroom
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868977) |
Date: April 18th, 2018 5:41 PM Author: Floppy lodge cuck
Contemporary cape cod with a nice front porch as the exterior. Contemporary farmhouse style inside. Btwn 2500- 3000 square feet. Lot size of 10000 square feet.
Open kitchen and family room with family room opening up to backyard for outdoor and indoor entertaining.
Crittal windows and doors, exposed beam ceilings for living room and master bedroom and large center kitchen island with contrasting white shaker cabinets and dark gray cabinets for the island. Wide plank oak floors in a brown grayish color.
I don’t want a formal dining room or a living room in the front of the house that goes completely unused.
Master bath has separate tub and shower. his and her walk-in closets.
This house has most of the interior look I want though not the exterior:
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angeles/1007-Wellesley-Ave-90049/home/6760613
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869683) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:20 PM Author: Violet spectacular hominid
a living room and a family room serve two totally different functions, much like a dining room vs an eat-in area in one's kitchen.
a living room can be thought of as a reception room -- where you receive guests -- vs a family room, which is for more casual day-to-day use by the occupants. it's akin to the old parlour. it's also used to display art, fine furniture, etc.
technically you shouldn't have company in your family room -- rather you'd receive them in your living room, dine in your dining room (or outside say on a patio) and perhaps the men would retire to the library/office for a drink or smoke.
you only wouldn't use the living room if you're not having people over frequently.
your family room would really serve the function of a media room, play room (unless you had a separate one), etc. the family room is more akin to a 2nd or "inner" parlour.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35875938) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:41 PM Author: Beady-eyed bull headed deer antler location
This is a rare moment where I disagree with you.
A well designed LR/FR can serve both purposes equally well without any significant compromises. It is difficult for me to imagine characteristics of a room that I would find preferable for entertaining that are not also desirable for when I am chilling with my family.
Insisting on a separate LR and FR is elevating form over function, at least given my preferences.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876069) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: Floppy lodge cuck
I’m not living in the past of what is proper etiquette of how to entertain or use rooms. Practically speaking, anybody with a house today that has two spaces that could function as living room/family room furnishes them identically with a bunch of couches, coffee table, tv etc. family room just has more clutter and stuff lying around because that’s where the family hangs out day to day but you clean up before people come over.
if anything, the front living room doesn’t have a tv sometimes which makes it even less practical as an entertaining space because so many gatherings revolve around watching sports. The family room looks exactly like the living room.
Every dinner party I go to tends to revolve around the kitchen before having dinner where people can chat and drink/eat apps while the hosts prepare dinner, and the kids play either outside or in the family room right there, so it’d be weird to be the front formal living room and not interact with the hosts and not be close to the food.
With the link of the house I had above, I can guarantee whoever buys it is going to have parties only in the back of the house by the kitchen and family room. The front living room is basically just a waste of space for show.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876314) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:33 PM Author: Violet spectacular hominid
That's fine, though this is all incredibly TTT.
Anyone who furnishes a LR and FR identically is a fucking moron and has no idea what she's doing. Not that that's surprising -- most people have no clue how to furnish a house, and just buy up the latest GC trends.
If you're watching TV with people you'd do it in the FR, or alternatively downstairs in a playroom/rumpus room with pool table, etc. Gatherings for watching TV should be few and far between.
Hanging out in the Kitchen while hosts cook is such a horrible trend. I'd never dream of doing such a thing. I LOATHE going to parties where everyone congregates in the fucking Kitchen while someone spends their time cooking. Anyone who has a party like that is doing it completely wrong.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876346) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:38 PM Author: Beady-eyed bull headed deer antler location
We are talking past each other a bit.
I acknowledge that LRs and FRs traditionally furnished different. What functional differences would there be in how you would furnish a LR and FR?
To me, it is every bit as important that my FR is furnished in a manner that is conducive to conversation among several people as it is to furnish a LR in such a manner.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876379) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Violet spectacular hominid
less ornate and artistic, more durable, more comfortable/casual.
My FR would of course have a TV. it would have things like a large sectional couch, a less ornate fireplace, a warmer ottoman as opposed to an ornate coffee table, etc.
LR would contain finer furniture and art/collectibles. it would be meant as a room where you'd talk with your guests. it would have a more formal fireplace and no electronics. the detail would be more ornate as it would be guest-facing as opposed to family-facing, etc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876396) |
Date: April 19th, 2018 9:41 AM Author: Godawful theatre
Location on train station with easy mfh access, good parks nearby, good restaurants nearby, good schools, acceptable size of house and yard, has parking and garage or space for a garage, reasonable taxes, good price and home seems like a good value. After all that (and I will never get all that), I would like it to be a Victorian with hardwood floors and an updated kitchen.
Yeah, it's not gonna be a Victorian.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873219) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:12 AM Author: Carmine talented address jew
Right. i mean they are looking in NJ. So an all white/asian/indian town on an NJT line that's only a 30-45 min ride to Penn is just a handful of towns.
The likelihood of finding a low tax, large move-in ready victorian home in their price range, which i believe is roughly $700k, is basically zero. Especially if they want to be in close proximity to a downtown with good restaurants.
For example, in chatham, which has a very highly rated school district, a train station and a few restaurants, $700k gets you a 3 bed 2 bath cape with a small yard.
Next door, in Madison, you have very good but not quite as good schools, slightly further train ride, better downtown and maybe you can get slightly more house for $700k though still something that no one will be impressed by.
Go 1 more town over in Morristown/Morris Township/Morris Plains, it's now about an hour or so ride to MFH, decent but "diverse" schools, robust downtown with restaurants and bar (though nothing walking distance in their price range). They could get a relatively large house in this area which would be a short ride to the downtown.
Randolph, very good schools, no downtown, high taxes, far train ride. They can get a larger home in this town for $700k.
If we go down the other train lines, it's a similar story. Millburn, Summit, New Providence, Westfield etc.
I'm very curious as to where they are looking.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873417) |
Date: April 19th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: Brilliant school pocket flask
pLaY room
Lots of fridge space to store snacks
Good internet service
That's about it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873347) |
Date: April 19th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: disgusting irradiated menage
Victorian or arts and crafts style
Original features
Leaded glass
Nice kitchen
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873356) |
Date: April 19th, 2018 12:34 PM Author: henna set main people
Hellroom
Also, a golf simulator room.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874488) |
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