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- split level floor plan - large expansive backyard - ...
Comical Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge
  04/18/18
split level floorplan is literally the worst.
stirring turdskin market
  04/18/18
...
Racy Main People
  04/18/18
you're wrong faggot
Comical Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge
  04/18/18
oh yeah my bad walking into the middle of a staircase is awe...
stirring turdskin market
  04/18/18
the house i'm buying is split-level and is none of those thi...
Comical Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge
  04/18/18
maybe its cool then
stirring turdskin market
  04/18/18
...
Vivacious nighttime stage
  04/18/18
Cr
Twinkling sweet tailpipe
  04/18/18
...
unhinged lodge
  04/19/18
Pool with a view. Lots of glass and light.
saffron associate school cafeteria
  04/18/18
-I like really nice landscaping in the front -big windows...
Self-absorbed bateful stage
  04/18/18
sunrooms (florida rooms) almost always look tacked on
Comical Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge
  04/18/18
Sometimes, but when they are done really well are fun to eat...
Self-absorbed bateful stage
  04/18/18
Bidets
bat shit crazy opaque kitchen mother
  04/18/18
Yes, underrated
Self-absorbed bateful stage
  04/18/18
i took a bidet spray to the face once trying to figure the f...
tripping fanboi feces
  04/18/18
...
Vivacious nighttime stage
  04/18/18
...
Lime Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
  04/25/18
- sliding glass doors opening from common area to terrace ...
twisted rambunctious property pisswyrm
  04/18/18
I hate sliding glass doors. They always fuck up.
soul-stirring demanding garrison trust fund
  04/18/18
not good ones
twisted rambunctious property pisswyrm
  04/18/18
I hate the good ones too. Would rather have double doors tha...
soul-stirring demanding garrison trust fund
  04/18/18
Hell yeah brah. Nuff said.
Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza
  04/18/18
open floor plan modern design - clean simple lines, shar...
Supple Maniacal Heaven
  04/18/18
the "modern" look is gross. you need CHARACTER in ...
Red house cumskin
  04/18/18
Contemporary classic can blend the two
Self-absorbed bateful stage
  04/18/18
the modern look is 180 if it makes use of wood instead of co...
Brilliant public bath
  04/18/18
the modern look can be okay if it makes use of INCREDIBLY hi...
exciting dysfunction
  04/18/18
My apt is modern but well designed so you at least have Tran...
Dashing elastic band menage
  04/19/18
transitional spaces as you note below are indeed important t...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
...
Floppy boistinker
  04/18/18
Everyone is misinterpreting modern in your sub thread
Frozen mediation
  04/19/18
Glass block in the bathroom to let in some natural light
jet-lagged area alpha
  04/18/18
Must be built before 1928 and never updated by a Boomer or I...
180 digit ratio partner
  04/18/18
Cr
Vivacious nighttime stage
  04/18/18
This
walnut space immigrant
  04/18/18
Is '28 a magic date in residential construction?
Twinkling sweet tailpipe
  04/18/18
It’s really pre-Great Depression so stuff in 29/30 is often ...
walnut space immigrant
  04/18/18
You just like the designs, or they started using different p...
Twinkling sweet tailpipe
  04/18/18
He's just a pompous faggot
Mentally Impaired Judgmental Community Account Trailer Park
  04/18/18
With certain exceptions, housing built during the Great Depr...
walnut space immigrant
  04/19/18
100% cr i generally prefer pre-war homes, but my favorite...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
We had an engineer out to our house to check a few issues. H...
vigorous seedy gas station
  04/19/18
proximity to major bus and train lines major errands within...
sickened passionate nursing home
  04/18/18
...
bright multi-billionaire
  04/19/18
Modern design, open floor plan Not too big..around 2k sq ...
Floppy boistinker
  04/18/18
Screened in porch
painfully honest incel abode
  04/18/18
yeah that's 180
Razzmatazz dilemma crotch
  04/19/18
...
rough-skinned forum roast beef
  04/18/18
more shitters than bedrooms no separate guest house bulls...
Effete Business Firm New Version
  04/18/18
train tracks and roving shitpits
Titillating crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  04/18/18
[tmf to his realtor]
Effete Business Firm New Version
  04/18/18
costs less than $200k
Silver balding skinny woman tanning salon
  04/18/18
1) Open floorplan 2) Great Room 3) Two-level main entrance...
multi-colored gay wizard
  04/18/18
Brother, I have the perfect 2005 McMansion for you.
saffron associate school cafeteria
  04/18/18
...
jet-lagged area alpha
  04/18/18
ljl
Vivacious nighttime stage
  04/18/18
...
Frozen mediation
  04/19/18
~hella to the yeah~ ;)
Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza
  04/18/18
lol
unhinged lodge
  04/19/18
...
Lime Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
  04/25/18
you cannot love an object
Charismatic Pink Meetinghouse
  04/18/18
Resembles or is a medieval castle.
Wild Marvelous Antidepressant Drug State
  04/18/18
...
walnut space immigrant
  04/18/18
Cr And I could go with a nice tower or two.
Swashbuckling iridescent resort
  04/19/18
Roof, walls, door
boyish university kitty cat
  04/18/18
Granite countertops,, stainless steel appliances.., garage s...
Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza
  04/18/18
Granite is out, brother.
saffron associate school cafeteria
  04/18/18
Say that to my face dick.
Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza
  04/18/18
Quartz
mint high-end casino dopamine
  04/18/18
CR. Looks to busy, SPS
Vivacious nighttime stage
  04/18/18
* costs $2.5 million or more * in a 60%+ black/brown neighb...
Silver balding skinny woman tanning salon
  04/18/18
An open tread staircase Eg http://solemionash.com/open-tr...
cordovan abusive point laser beams
  04/18/18
(not a parent)
Filthy goal in life
  04/18/18
What sort of little-headed zika babies do you have?
saffron associate school cafeteria
  04/18/18
1. hard surface floors 2. one open room - kitchen and famil...
Filthy goal in life
  04/18/18
Gracious landscaping with grass but also some wild plants ap...
Galvanic ruddy trump supporter
  04/18/18
Unless the terrain requires otherwise, multiple floors are f...
saffron associate school cafeteria
  04/18/18
Separate kitchen and dining. Hate seeing people's dirty dish...
Dashing elastic band menage
  04/18/18
100% agree. "Open concept" is SPS
Vivacious nighttime stage
  04/18/18
...
exciting dysfunction
  04/18/18
Cr
Glittery plum hospital
  04/19/18
Prole 5,000 square foot McMansion with movie theater room an...
Canary lay son of senegal
  04/18/18
*points prole detector toward this thread* *it explodes i...
Sienna address bbw
  04/18/18
...
Wild Marvelous Antidepressant Drug State
  04/18/18
...
Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza
  04/18/18
fully stocked nuclear grade bunker
hot becky spot
  04/18/18
this is MFCR. Bunker design features should be another whole...
cerebral theater
  04/18/18
...
yapping ceo
  04/18/18
1. symmetry or at least elements of symmetry 2. use of na...
exciting dysfunction
  04/18/18
yeah, forgot about the shower stepping over a 3-foot high...
twisted rambunctious property pisswyrm
  04/18/18
Built by Eichler
Spectacular theater stage
  04/18/18
big porch, nice sidewalk in nice neighborhood. floors.
tripping fanboi feces
  04/18/18
Radiant heat.
Heady Brindle Stock Car
  04/18/18
solid gold exterior, shaped like a large penis
yapping ceo
  04/18/18
(goatus potus)
Silver balding skinny woman tanning salon
  04/18/18
...
Lime Cruise Ship Useless Brakes
  04/25/18
When the shower is its own little cubicle room with a sealin...
aphrodisiac azure field
  04/18/18
*SICK* Man Cave for me and my bros.
stirring turdskin market
  04/18/18
Contemporary cape cod with a nice front porch as the exterio...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/18/18
opening immediately into a joint LR/DR is incredibly TTT
exciting dysfunction
  04/18/18
I like a foyer with an office/library to the left or right a...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/18/18
Prole tell
walnut space immigrant
  04/18/18
ppl with kids use the formal living rooms as playrooms
Mentally Impaired Judgmental Community Account Trailer Park
  04/19/18
Impractical given you need to keep an eye on young kids when...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/19/18
wut? no you don't. the point is you only put toys and stuff...
Mentally Impaired Judgmental Community Account Trailer Park
  04/19/18
i guess this is fine if you don't like a house for entertain...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
Maybe a CA thing but I’ve never been to a party ranging from...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/19/18
bizarre. kind of a prole tell to be honest
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
That’s fine if prole means a lot more casual. There’s a muc...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/19/18
what's overly formal about sitting with someone in a living ...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
Maybe we are talking over each other but I’m only talking ab...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/19/18
a living room and a family room serve two totally different ...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
This is a rare moment where I disagree with you. A well d...
vigorous seedy gas station
  04/19/18
I’m not living in the past of what is proper etiquette of ho...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/19/18
That's fine, though this is all incredibly TTT. Anyone wh...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
We are talking past each other a bit. I acknowledge that ...
vigorous seedy gas station
  04/19/18
less ornate and artistic, more durable, more comfortable/cas...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
I really don’t know anybody who has gatherings the way you t...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/19/18
sad! i'll make sure to enjoy a stiff martini in the parlour ...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
Lol I can’t reconcile your love for trashy and stuffy shit a...
Geriatric internal respiration degenerate
  04/19/18
Lol haven't you read my threads where I mentioned that I've ...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
I always entertain in my living room which flows out to a po...
walnut space immigrant
  04/19/18
I have a similar taste. Rate this house I was just jizzing ...
stirring turdskin market
  04/19/18
It looks kind of dark and run down. I am not even metaphoric...
Swashbuckling iridescent resort
  04/19/18
yeah it would definitely need updating. i really like the la...
stirring turdskin market
  04/19/18
high ceilings, multiple one story dwellings atop acres and a...
Exhilarant parlour water buffalo
  04/18/18
Ballroom
walnut space immigrant
  04/18/18
Perfect. https://files.catbox.moe/3f22wr.jpeg
saffron associate school cafeteria
  04/18/18
Single level. Professional kitchen appliances. Walk in pantr...
Twinkling sweet tailpipe
  04/18/18
Walking distance to train, bars,
Vivacious nighttime stage
  04/18/18
HELLROOM
aggressive organic girlfriend
  04/19/18
Location on train station with easy mfh access, good parks n...
Swashbuckling iridescent resort
  04/19/18
Define "easy mfh access". Obviously direct to pen...
stirring turdskin market
  04/19/18
>> Define "good schools". << no min...
exciting dysfunction
  04/19/18
Right. i mean they are looking in NJ. So an all white/asian/...
stirring turdskin market
  04/19/18
I assume montclair, no?
Galvanic ruddy trump supporter
  04/19/18
No doobsing
Swashbuckling iridescent resort
  04/19/18
ljl @ all of the PROLES in this thread
histrionic indigo corner gaming laptop
  04/19/18
pLaY room Lots of fridge space to store snacks Good in...
chrome codepig national
  04/19/18
Victorian or arts and crafts style Original features Leade...
Glittery plum hospital
  04/19/18
front and back doors should have giant gapes w the doorframe...
Razzmatazz dilemma crotch
  04/19/18
of or relate to horror
Lavender Vibrant Gunner
  04/19/18
a lot of storage - I hate visual clutter
bright multi-billionaire
  04/19/18
Hellroom Also, a golf simulator room.
ultramarine thriller hissy fit
  04/19/18
Wall-mounted Humblr
aggressive organic girlfriend
  04/19/18
A continuous, somewhat circular floor plan on the first floo...
vigorous seedy gas station
  04/19/18
(the masque of the red death)
Wild Marvelous Antidepressant Drug State
  04/19/18
No black or Puerto Rican neighbors
fragrant sick hunting ground library
  04/19/18
proportional, symmetrical, functional, timeless aesthetic an...
Frozen mediation
  04/25/18
MFCR
exciting dysfunction
  04/25/18
formidable WALL around the border
awkward chestnut orchestra pit quadroon
  04/25/18


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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Comical Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge

- split level floor plan

- large expansive backyard

- location on a hill

- hardwood (or laminate) flooring downstairs is a must

- recessed lighting

- double pane windows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868171)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: stirring turdskin market

split level floorplan is literally the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868183)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: Racy Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868188)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Comical Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge

you're wrong faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868222)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: stirring turdskin market

oh yeah my bad walking into the middle of a staircase is awesome and having stairs interrupt the floorplan and causing the rooms to be annoyingly cramped and disjointed is double awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868682)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Comical Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge

the house i'm buying is split-level and is none of those things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868783)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: stirring turdskin market

maybe its cool then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869096)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869708)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Twinkling sweet tailpipe

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870407)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: unhinged lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874539)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:20 PM
Author: saffron associate school cafeteria

Pool with a view.

Lots of glass and light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868191)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bateful stage

-I like really nice landscaping in the front

-big windows

-florida rooms

-in ground pools

-finished basements

-kitchen islands with lots of storage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868193)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Comical Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge

sunrooms (florida rooms) almost always look tacked on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868233)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bateful stage

Sometimes, but when they are done really well are fun to eat in or just read or hang out in when the weather is nice. Creates an open airy quadrant of the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868280)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy opaque kitchen mother

Bidets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868204)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bateful stage

Yes, underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868281)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: tripping fanboi feces

i took a bidet spray to the face once trying to figure the fucking thing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869075)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870451)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: Lime Cruise Ship Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35914492)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: twisted rambunctious property pisswyrm

- sliding glass doors opening from common area to terrace

- tons of light

- 12+ ft ceilings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868214)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring demanding garrison trust fund

I hate sliding glass doors. They always fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868302)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: twisted rambunctious property pisswyrm

not good ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868997)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring demanding garrison trust fund

I hate the good ones too. Would rather have double doors that both open to the outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869250)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza

Hell yeah brah. Nuff said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868445)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: Supple Maniacal Heaven

open floor plan

modern design - clean simple lines, sharp edges

(waits for ironside to show up and flip out)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868216)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Red house cumskin

the "modern" look is gross. you need CHARACTER in your home, not bland uniformity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868260)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bateful stage

Contemporary classic can blend the two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868289)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Brilliant public bath

the modern look is 180 if it makes use of wood instead of concrete, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869945)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

the modern look can be okay if it makes use of INCREDIBLY high quality and luxurious materials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869951)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Dashing elastic band menage

My apt is modern but well designed so you at least have Transitional spaces, but dining and living are one and the kitchen is also there but protected by a high wall so you don't see shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874312)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

transitional spaces as you note below are indeed important to the overall design and feel of a house.

the trend of scrapping them is essentially a way of selling people something for the same price but with less square footage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874463)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Floppy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868322)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Frozen mediation

Everyone is misinterpreting modern in your sub thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876400)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged area alpha

Glass block in the bathroom to let in some natural light

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868288)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: 180 digit ratio partner

Must be built before 1928 and never updated by a Boomer or Instagram shrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868298)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime stage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869712)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: walnut space immigrant

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870368)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Twinkling sweet tailpipe

Is '28 a magic date in residential construction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870415)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: walnut space immigrant

It’s really pre-Great Depression so stuff in 29/30 is often still amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870437)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Twinkling sweet tailpipe

You just like the designs, or they started using different plaster then, it what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870461)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Judgmental Community Account Trailer Park

He's just a pompous faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35871028)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: walnut space immigrant

With certain exceptions, housing built during the Great Depression were built smaller and cheaper. If you are really honest about it, the stuff during the Great Depression, a lot of it was high quality, there were just not that many built and they tended to be more modest. Stuff really went to shit after WWII when almost everything was cookie cutter and crap.

There are some key manufacturing cut offs (plumbing like lead v. Galvanized v. Brass v. Copper — and later PVC and knob and tube electric) but they are all loose dates and have exceptions on either side and a lot of it is moot because it got updated at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35875738)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

100% cr

i generally prefer pre-war homes, but my favorites were almost always built in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35875743)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: vigorous seedy gas station

We had an engineer out to our house to check a few issues. He commented on how well our house was built, and he guessed within a year of when it was built.

This guy turned out to be somewhat of an amateur historian of local residential construction (my city is noteworthy in this regard), and according to him, the highest quality homes in my city were built during the great depression because (1) there was one large developer that stayed in business continually during this period; (2) most the poor workers were let go, leaving a workforce comprised of high quality workers; and (3) they built homes at a much slower rate during the Great Depression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35875969)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: sickened passionate nursing home

proximity to major bus and train lines

major errands within walking distance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868299)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: bright multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874414)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Floppy boistinker

Modern design, open floor plan

Not too big..around 2k sq feet

A few acres of land

Hardwood floors or stone floors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868327)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: painfully honest incel abode

Screened in porch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868333)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz dilemma crotch

yeah that's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873374)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned forum roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868340)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Effete Business Firm New Version

more shitters than bedrooms

no separate guest house bullshit, they can stay in my bed or get hotels, basically.

able to see the ocean or a large lake, or prestigious river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868342)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Titillating crackhouse fortuitous meteor

train tracks and roving shitpits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868348)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Effete Business Firm New Version

[tmf to his realtor]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868359)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Silver balding skinny woman tanning salon

costs less than $200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868355)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: multi-colored gay wizard

1) Open floorplan

2) Great Room

3) Two-level main entrance with staircase

4) Granite countertops

5) Movie room

6) Wine bar in basement

7) HUGE bathtub.

8) Turrets

9) Intricate roofline

yum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868358)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: saffron associate school cafeteria

Brother, I have the perfect 2005 McMansion for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868564)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged area alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868575)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime stage

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870459)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Frozen mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876406)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza

~hella to the yeah~ ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868670)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: unhinged lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874551)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: Lime Cruise Ship Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35914496)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Charismatic Pink Meetinghouse

you cannot love an object

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868361)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Wild Marvelous Antidepressant Drug State

Resembles or is a medieval castle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868364)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: walnut space immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870370)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling iridescent resort

Cr

And I could go with a nice tower or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873308)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: boyish university kitty cat

Roof, walls, door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868370)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza

Granite countertops,, stainless steel appliances.., garage space for the a Beamer. 'Nuff said.

Oh yeah In N Out 2 blocks away lol. Nuff said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868381)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: saffron associate school cafeteria

Granite is out, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868568)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza

Say that to my face dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868657)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: mint high-end casino dopamine

Quartz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870069)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime stage

CR. Looks to busy, SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870464)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: Silver balding skinny woman tanning salon

* costs $2.5 million or more

* in a 60%+ black/brown neighborhood

* needs all mechanicals plumbing and roof replaced

* no parking

* 50-minute subway commute from work in decrepit cattle cars packed with smelly minorities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868390)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: cordovan abusive point laser beams

An open tread staircase

Eg http://solemionash.com/open-tread-staircase/timber-frame-stairs-staircase-modern-with-wooden-wall-sconces-open-tread-staircase/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868395)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Filthy goal in life

(not a parent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868401)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: saffron associate school cafeteria

What sort of little-headed zika babies do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868570)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Filthy goal in life

1. hard surface floors

2. one open room - kitchen and family room - because it's practical with kids, and otherwise separate living and dining rooms - I hate staring at clutter

3. split master and kids' rooms - our master is upstairs and other bedrooms are downstairs, which is awesome on balance

4. en suite bathroom for the master - those old houses with 1 bathroom upstairs surrounded by 3-4 bedrooms suck

5. private backyard

6. walkable to at least some restaurants and bars and a park and school

7. walk-in closet(s) in the master - it's TTT having piles of your wife's clothes all over or spread out among 3 bedrooms because the closets are too small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868452)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Galvanic ruddy trump supporter

Gracious landscaping with grass but also some wild plants appropriate to the location

Driveway ends in circle

Interesting textures on facade/roof (hamptons style shingling, stone facade, etc.)

Stone chimney (but gas fireplace)

Rift sawn flooring

Mud room area/way to access not through the main door if you are a mess

Water/mountain views

Huge windows

Outdoor entertainment area that is coverable by awnings

Double height living room/entertaining area

Heated floors in bathrooms/bedrooms/floors below ground level

Formal dining area

Auto shades/whole house music system; shades built into wall/not visible in window

Double dishwashers and ovens

Solid wood doors (no fucking Masonite or hollow wood) with high-end hardware

His and hers walk ins in master BR

Soaking tub and shower with built-in rain shower

At least one cedar closet

Hidden fridge doors

Concealed mini fridge in master bedroom

Built in safe

Built in make up area for wife in master bedroom so her shit isn't in my way



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868476)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: saffron associate school cafeteria

Unless the terrain requires otherwise, multiple floors are for poors who can't afford more land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868577)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Dashing elastic band menage

Separate kitchen and dining. Hate seeing people's dirty dishes while you eat.

Transitional spaces so you don't just open a die and are in a room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868640)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime stage

100% agree. "Open concept" is SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869716)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869733)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Glittery plum hospital

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873194)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Canary lay son of senegal

Prole 5,000 square foot McMansion with movie theater room and tacky grand staircase in the foyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868664)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Sienna address bbw

*points prole detector toward this thread*

*it explodes immediately*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868674)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Wild Marvelous Antidepressant Drug State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868827)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Shaky Regret Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868837)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: hot becky spot

fully stocked nuclear grade bunker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868875)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: cerebral theater

this is MFCR. Bunker design features should be another whole thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869535)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: yapping ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869734)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

1. symmetry or at least elements of symmetry

2. use of natural high quality materials

3. design detail

4. distinct separation of spaces

5. formal living and dining rooms

6. wood-paneled library off of either formal living or dining space

7. stone backyard patio (as opposed to a deck)

8. large stand up shower (as opposed to bathtub shower) in master bedroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35868977)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: twisted rambunctious property pisswyrm

yeah, forgot about the shower

stepping over a 3-foot high slippery wall is dumb dumb dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869031)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Spectacular theater stage

Built by Eichler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869013)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: tripping fanboi feces

big porch, nice sidewalk in nice neighborhood. floors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869078)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Heady Brindle Stock Car

Radiant heat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869473)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: yapping ceo

solid gold exterior, shaped like a large penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869480)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Silver balding skinny woman tanning salon

(goatus potus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869504)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: Lime Cruise Ship Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35914500)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac azure field

When the shower is its own little cubicle room with a sealing glass door. I'm too prole to know the technical term for that. Shower bathtub combos suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869538)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: stirring turdskin market

*SICK* Man Cave for me and my bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869544)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

Contemporary cape cod with a nice front porch as the exterior. Contemporary farmhouse style inside. Btwn 2500- 3000 square feet. Lot size of 10000 square feet.

Open kitchen and family room with family room opening up to backyard for outdoor and indoor entertaining.

Crittal windows and doors, exposed beam ceilings for living room and master bedroom and large center kitchen island with contrasting white shaker cabinets and dark gray cabinets for the island. Wide plank oak floors in a brown grayish color.

I don’t want a formal dining room or a living room in the front of the house that goes completely unused.

Master bath has separate tub and shower. his and her walk-in closets.

This house has most of the interior look I want though not the exterior:

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angeles/1007-Wellesley-Ave-90049/home/6760613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869683)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

opening immediately into a joint LR/DR is incredibly TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869802)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:38 PM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

I like a foyer with an office/library to the left or right and a hallway before opening up into the open space kitchen DR/living room. I just do not like the formal living room in the front of the house family room in the back set up. It never gets used. I also don’t like large formal homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870659)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:48 PM
Author: walnut space immigrant

Prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870723)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Judgmental Community Account Trailer Park

ppl with kids use the formal living rooms as playrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873047)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

Impractical given you need to keep an eye on young kids when you’re cooking and doing other stuff. Older kids don’t have playrooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873327)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Judgmental Community Account Trailer Park

wut? no you don't. the point is you only put toys and stuff they won't kill themselves on in the playroom. it's better than having them in the main living room climbing all over the furniture and trying to fuck with the TV. put a monitor in there if you're really worried about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874563)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: exciting dysfunction

i guess this is fine if you don't like a house for entertaining purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873171)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

Maybe a CA thing but I’ve never been to a party ranging from small dinner parties to 100+ person catered parties where the hosts are not cooking in the kitchen where the formal living room was used for entertaining. It was a place to put coats/bags and where people went to get away from the main crowd. A formal dining room gets more usage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873446)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: exciting dysfunction

bizarre. kind of a prole tell to be honest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873454)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

That’s fine if prole means a lot more casual. There’s a much greater emphasis on outdoor entertaining and moving easily btwn outdoor and indoor spaces rather than hanging out in a stuffy formal living room removed from the backyard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874467)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

what's overly formal about sitting with someone in a living room to talk over a drink or a cup of coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874501)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

Maybe we are talking over each other but I’m only talking about a house with a formal living room in the front of the house and a second living room/family room in the back of the house that is often larger and open to the kitchen and backyard. In that case, nobody uses the front formal living room because it’s removed from the rest of the house and is better suited as an office/library/playroom/media room.

Now this won’t be an issue for most people as most homes do not have 2 living rooms, at least not in the cities we are talking where these properties are running $5-6m. Obviously when people come over to my house now, they only hang out in the only living room that exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35875912)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

a living room and a family room serve two totally different functions, much like a dining room vs an eat-in area in one's kitchen.

a living room can be thought of as a reception room -- where you receive guests -- vs a family room, which is for more casual day-to-day use by the occupants. it's akin to the old parlour. it's also used to display art, fine furniture, etc.

technically you shouldn't have company in your family room -- rather you'd receive them in your living room, dine in your dining room (or outside say on a patio) and perhaps the men would retire to the library/office for a drink or smoke.

you only wouldn't use the living room if you're not having people over frequently.

your family room would really serve the function of a media room, play room (unless you had a separate one), etc. the family room is more akin to a 2nd or "inner" parlour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35875938)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: vigorous seedy gas station

This is a rare moment where I disagree with you.

A well designed LR/FR can serve both purposes equally well without any significant compromises. It is difficult for me to imagine characteristics of a room that I would find preferable for entertaining that are not also desirable for when I am chilling with my family.

Insisting on a separate LR and FR is elevating form over function, at least given my preferences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876069)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

I’m not living in the past of what is proper etiquette of how to entertain or use rooms. Practically speaking, anybody with a house today that has two spaces that could function as living room/family room furnishes them identically with a bunch of couches, coffee table, tv etc. family room just has more clutter and stuff lying around because that’s where the family hangs out day to day but you clean up before people come over.

if anything, the front living room doesn’t have a tv sometimes which makes it even less practical as an entertaining space because so many gatherings revolve around watching sports. The family room looks exactly like the living room.

Every dinner party I go to tends to revolve around the kitchen before having dinner where people can chat and drink/eat apps while the hosts prepare dinner, and the kids play either outside or in the family room right there, so it’d be weird to be the front formal living room and not interact with the hosts and not be close to the food.

With the link of the house I had above, I can guarantee whoever buys it is going to have parties only in the back of the house by the kitchen and family room. The front living room is basically just a waste of space for show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876314)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

That's fine, though this is all incredibly TTT.

Anyone who furnishes a LR and FR identically is a fucking moron and has no idea what she's doing. Not that that's surprising -- most people have no clue how to furnish a house, and just buy up the latest GC trends.

If you're watching TV with people you'd do it in the FR, or alternatively downstairs in a playroom/rumpus room with pool table, etc. Gatherings for watching TV should be few and far between.

Hanging out in the Kitchen while hosts cook is such a horrible trend. I'd never dream of doing such a thing. I LOATHE going to parties where everyone congregates in the fucking Kitchen while someone spends their time cooking. Anyone who has a party like that is doing it completely wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876346)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: vigorous seedy gas station

We are talking past each other a bit.

I acknowledge that LRs and FRs traditionally furnished different. What functional differences would there be in how you would furnish a LR and FR?

To me, it is every bit as important that my FR is furnished in a manner that is conducive to conversation among several people as it is to furnish a LR in such a manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876379)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

less ornate and artistic, more durable, more comfortable/casual.

My FR would of course have a TV. it would have things like a large sectional couch, a less ornate fireplace, a warmer ottoman as opposed to an ornate coffee table, etc.

LR would contain finer furniture and art/collectibles. it would be meant as a room where you'd talk with your guests. it would have a more formal fireplace and no electronics. the detail would be more ornate as it would be guest-facing as opposed to family-facing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876396)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

I really don’t know anybody who has gatherings the way you think they should happen, even the super traditional boomer richies who are throwing fancy parties.

And with the non-boomer, younger set, every time people get together these days, the tv’s on, there are a bunch of kids running around and people are eating Tostitos from the bag around the kitchen island or if you’re fancier, it’s served in a bowl at least. Nobody has fine art or antiques lying around because kids would break them. What you describe is literally a time capsule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876693)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

sad! i'll make sure to enjoy a stiff martini in the parlour with my company. enjoy your totstitos and Clippers games!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876940)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Geriatric internal respiration degenerate

Lol I can’t reconcile your love for trashy and stuffy shit at the same time. I’m imagining you cringing at every super bowl party when people dig into the seven layer dip but ogling the women with bolt ons at the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35877204)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: exciting dysfunction

Lol haven't you read my threads where I mentioned that I've boycotted the NFL for 4+ years? I think super bowl 48 is the last one I watched and I think I only saw half of it.

True I like fake tits, but I also like women to dress very high maintenance, not like Tampa strippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35877474)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: walnut space immigrant

I always entertain in my living room which flows out to a porch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35875795)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: stirring turdskin market

I have a similar taste. Rate this house I was just jizzing myself over:

https://www.redfin.com/NJ/Bridgewater/1002-Sunset-Rdg-08807/home/37786265

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873478)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling iridescent resort

It looks kind of dark and run down. I am not even metaphorically jizzing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876789)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: stirring turdskin market

yeah it would definitely need updating. i really like the layout and pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876970)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour water buffalo

high ceilings, multiple one story dwellings atop acres and acres of national park style undeveloped topography, covered and uncovered leisure areas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35869742)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: walnut space immigrant

Ballroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870383)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: saffron associate school cafeteria

Perfect.

https://files.catbox.moe/3f22wr.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870390)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Twinkling sweet tailpipe

Single level. Professional kitchen appliances. Walk in pantry. Many windows in main living space. Hardwood flooring. Large patio or deck with partial cover. Large back yard. Huge fucking trees. Back up to a park or undeveloped forest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870433)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Vivacious nighttime stage

Walking distance to train, bars,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35870474)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: aggressive organic girlfriend

HELLROOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873114)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling iridescent resort

Location on train station with easy mfh access, good parks nearby, good restaurants nearby, good schools, acceptable size of house and yard, has parking and garage or space for a garage, reasonable taxes, good price and home seems like a good value. After all that (and I will never get all that), I would like it to be a Victorian with hardwood floors and an updated kitchen.

Yeah, it's not gonna be a Victorian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873219)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: stirring turdskin market

Define "easy mfh access". Obviously direct to penn, but how long of a ride are you willing to do?

Define "good schools". Like top 10 in the state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873294)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: exciting dysfunction

>> Define "good schools". <<

no minorities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873304)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: stirring turdskin market

Right. i mean they are looking in NJ. So an all white/asian/indian town on an NJT line that's only a 30-45 min ride to Penn is just a handful of towns.

The likelihood of finding a low tax, large move-in ready victorian home in their price range, which i believe is roughly $700k, is basically zero. Especially if they want to be in close proximity to a downtown with good restaurants.

For example, in chatham, which has a very highly rated school district, a train station and a few restaurants, $700k gets you a 3 bed 2 bath cape with a small yard.

Next door, in Madison, you have very good but not quite as good schools, slightly further train ride, better downtown and maybe you can get slightly more house for $700k though still something that no one will be impressed by.

Go 1 more town over in Morristown/Morris Township/Morris Plains, it's now about an hour or so ride to MFH, decent but "diverse" schools, robust downtown with restaurants and bar (though nothing walking distance in their price range). They could get a relatively large house in this area which would be a short ride to the downtown.

Randolph, very good schools, no downtown, high taxes, far train ride. They can get a larger home in this town for $700k.

If we go down the other train lines, it's a similar story. Millburn, Summit, New Providence, Westfield etc.

I'm very curious as to where they are looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873417)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Galvanic ruddy trump supporter

I assume montclair, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876376)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling iridescent resort

No doobsing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873316)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: histrionic indigo corner gaming laptop

ljl @ all of the PROLES in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873297)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: chrome codepig national

pLaY room

Lots of fridge space to store snacks

Good internet service

That's about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873347)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Glittery plum hospital

Victorian or arts and crafts style

Original features

Leaded glass

Nice kitchen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873356)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz dilemma crotch

front and back doors should have giant gapes w the doorframe, house should shake like earthquake whenever the doors are slammed, upstairs doors should rattle whenever anyone downstairs walks around, stuff should be super creaky--lots of cracks around the top corners of the door frames, bashed in holes in the drywall because the doorstopper broke off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873373)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Lavender Vibrant Gunner

of or relate to horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35873461)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: bright multi-billionaire

a lot of storage - I hate visual clutter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874439)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: ultramarine thriller hissy fit

Hellroom

Also, a golf simulator room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35874488)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: aggressive organic girlfriend

Wall-mounted Humblr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35875999)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: vigorous seedy gas station

A continuous, somewhat circular floor plan on the first floor is underrated. The way our first floor is laid out, it is possible to walk through all of the rooms, with the exception of the mud room in the back, by walking in a circle, with the staircase in the middle. This greatly enhances the sense of size in the house and avoids dead spaces, while still maintaining a dreadful open floor plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876017)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Wild Marvelous Antidepressant Drug State

(the masque of the red death)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876416)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: fragrant sick hunting ground library

No black or Puerto Rican neighbors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35876826)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:14 AM
Author: Frozen mediation

proportional, symmetrical, functional, timeless aesthetic and materials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35914787)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: exciting dysfunction

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35915846)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 6:25 AM
Author: awkward chestnut orchestra pit quadroon

formidable WALL around the border

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952958&forum_id=2#35914803)