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WSJ: FBI completes investigation of hours padding at major law firms

USAs in SDNY, DDC, CD Cal, and N.D. CAL. set to announce fin...
Glassy fighting stage
  04/19/18
*burns computer* *buys ticket to Belize*
Ruby self-centered stain
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Stimulating School Ratface
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Glassy fighting stage
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House-broken home
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Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath
  01/18/19
churn that bill, baby!
motley toilet seat turdskin
  04/19/18
we gotta bill more cuz the senior associate gotta bill too!....
exhilarant field
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Navy Lascivious University
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coral unhinged national ladyboy
  04/19/18
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QhxklIKbw
Histrionic mad cow disease ticket booth
  04/19/18
It's absolute chaos here right now. The FBI raided us at abo...
Glassy fighting stage
  04/19/18
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Charismatic useless brakes corner
  04/19/18
jots down: "followed FBI agents as they rummaged thr...
Diverse house ceo
  04/19/18
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Glassy fighting stage
  04/19/18
Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)
Metal crackhouse son of senegal
  04/19/18
Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes
Glassy fighting stage
  04/19/18
Add "Prepare for and attend" to front of previous ...
Metal crackhouse son of senegal
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Diverse house ceo
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Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath
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nofapping white patrolman therapy
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insane adventurous rehab
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Diverse house ceo
  04/19/18
180
cerebral brilliant persian
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Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath
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Alcoholic Fat Ankles
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Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath
  04/19/18
Just got an e-mail from the manager partner: As many of y...
Glassy fighting stage
  04/19/18
"review email corresp. re case management (0.3); send p...
Diverse house ceo
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cerebral brilliant persian
  04/19/18
Senior associate in the neighboring cell begins tapping on y...
Glassy fighting stage
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Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath
  04/19/18
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nofapping white patrolman therapy
  04/19/18
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Diverse house ceo
  04/19/18
Will do. Thank.
Splenetic aphrodisiac cruise ship
  04/19/18
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Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath
  04/19/18
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nofapping white patrolman therapy
  04/19/18
"I'm here for the billing fiesta."
startling spot jap
  04/19/18
Twist: all the AUSAs get indicted based on their previous jo...
Floppy puppy cuckold
  04/19/18
All charges are for "honest services theft" for no...
vigorous high-end mental disorder wagecucks
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Glassy fighting stage
  04/19/18
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mustard cracking sex offender
  04/19/18
that bill shall know no limits!
motley toilet seat turdskin
  04/19/18
@realDonaldTrump: Some VERY BAD lawyers have been very unfai...
Floppy puppy cuckold
  04/19/18
WaPo millennial furiously authoring an article titled: "...
Glassy fighting stage
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Floppy puppy cuckold
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Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath
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Dashing Startled Hospital Sweet Tailpipe
  04/19/18
Everyone got strip searched on the way into the office this ...
Glassy fighting stage
  04/20/18
*is striver associate on verge of partnership* *executes...
Diverse house ceo
  04/20/18
I could only read this as "Harry Goy"
Federal well-lubricated nowag alpha
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Navy Lascivious University
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Glassy fighting stage
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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Glassy fighting stage

USAs in SDNY, DDC, CD Cal, and N.D. CAL. set to announce findings and unseal 200+ indictments tomorrow morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872146)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Ruby self-centered stain

*burns computer* *buys ticket to Belize*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872167)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Stimulating School Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872185)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Glassy fighting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872199)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: House-broken home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876424)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616426)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: motley toilet seat turdskin

churn that bill, baby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872680)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:51 AM
Author: exhilarant field

we gotta bill more cuz the senior associate gotta bill too!...but i got no worries...statute of limitations and all dat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872716)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Navy Lascivious University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872829)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: coral unhinged national ladyboy



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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Histrionic mad cow disease ticket booth

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QhxklIKbw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872960)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage

It's absolute chaos here right now. The FBI raided us at about 10:30 and they took away about half of the attorneys. Everyone that's left is trying to retain a white collar lawyer before all the good ones are gone, but they are getting hit just as badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876145)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic useless brakes corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876149)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Diverse house ceo

jots down:

"followed FBI agents as they rummaged through IT dept (4.3)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876179)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876185)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Metal crackhouse son of senegal

Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876229)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage

Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876249)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Metal crackhouse son of senegal

Add "Prepare for and attend" to front of previous time entry (.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876264)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Diverse house ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876323)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876510)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: nofapping white patrolman therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876534)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: insane adventurous rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882240)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Diverse house ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876307)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: cerebral brilliant persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876310)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876509)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876252)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876508)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage

Just got an e-mail from the manager partner:

As many of you have already aware, we will be having some ongoing attorney staffing issues in the coming months. We are asking all attorneys who are personally unaffected to put in the extra time so that our issues do not impact client service.

As for our currently incarcerated colleagues, the partners are happy to announce that the firm will be sponsoring bail to any attorneys with a financial hardship. Please contact accounting for details. In the meantime paralegals will be making two daily trips to the federal detention center with relevant client matter files, printed emails, cases, and any other materials you request. Please have a list of any materials requests and your outgoing correspondence ready at 10am and 3pm each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876316)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Diverse house ceo

"review email corresp. re case management (0.3); send paralegal to purchase cake mix and metal rasp-file (0.4); begin sketches of facility and possible escape routes for vehicles (1.8)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876334)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: cerebral brilliant persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876359)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage

Senior associate in the neighboring cell begins tapping on your shared wall:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876361)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876515)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: nofapping white patrolman therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876532)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Diverse house ceo

'|||| |||'' |||||

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35877032)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Splenetic aphrodisiac cruise ship

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876337)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876512)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: nofapping white patrolman therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876528)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: startling spot jap

"I'm here for the billing fiesta."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876362)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Floppy puppy cuckold

Twist: all the AUSAs get indicted based on their previous jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876385)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: vigorous high-end mental disorder wagecucks

All charges are for "honest services theft" for not padding enough, having thereby deprived biglaw partners of additional $$$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876411)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876680)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: mustard cracking sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876702)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: motley toilet seat turdskin

that bill shall know no limits!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876419)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Floppy puppy cuckold

@realDonaldTrump: Some VERY BAD lawyers have been very unfair to everyone. Today we say NO MORE! Jail & maybe worse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876496)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage

WaPo millennial furiously authoring an article titled: "Bill padding and the Trump administration's war on the rule of law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876544)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Floppy puppy cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876562)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Territorial multi-colored hominid public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876689)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Dashing Startled Hospital Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35877035)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage

Everyone got strip searched on the way into the office this morning. Apparently an of-counsel was caught wearing a wire yesterday and talking to people about hours. Some burly office services guy threw him out the 32nd story window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882186)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Diverse house ceo

*is striver associate on verge of partnership*

*executes affidavit that 'of counsel' was pulling a Garry Hoy*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Hoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882231)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Federal well-lubricated nowag alpha

I could only read this as "Harry Goy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Navy Lascivious University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35896716)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616342)



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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible Senate Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#37616400)



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Date: May 18th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Glassy fighting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#44535769)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: impressive fortuitous meteor



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