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WSJ: FBI completes investigation of hours padding at major law firms

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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency

USAs in SDNY, DDC, CD Cal, and N.D. CAL. set to announce findings and unseal 200+ indictments tomorrow morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35872146)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Violent marvelous kitchen

*burns computer* *buys ticket to Belize*

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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Turquoise Crotch International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:47 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:47 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author: Judgmental drab spot main people

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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:51 AM
Author: Green market

we gotta bill more cuz the senior associate gotta bill too!...but i got no worries...statute of limitations and all dat

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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:00 AM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:02 AM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Twinkling Soul-stirring Dysfunction

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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency

It's absolute chaos here right now. The FBI raided us at about 10:30 and they took away about half of the attorneys. Everyone that's left is trying to retain a white collar lawyer before all the good ones are gone, but they are getting hit just as badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876145)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: cracking low-t hissy fit



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: dull box office nibblets

jots down:

"followed FBI agents as they rummaged through IT dept (4.3)"

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Gay Wizard

Non-custodial interview with FBI agent Jenkins (7.2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876229)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency

Interview is taped and lasts 15 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876249)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Gay Wizard

Add "Prepare for and attend" to front of previous time entry (.2)

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:55 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:23 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:15 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency

Just got an e-mail from the manager partner:

As many of you have already aware, we will be having some ongoing attorney staffing issues in the coming months. We are asking all attorneys who are personally unaffected to put in the extra time so that our issues do not impact client service.

As for our currently incarcerated colleagues, the partners are happy to announce that the firm will be sponsoring bail to any attorneys with a financial hardship. Please contact accounting for details. In the meantime paralegals will be making two daily trips to the federal detention center with relevant client matter files, printed emails, cases, and any other materials you request. Please have a list of any materials requests and your outgoing correspondence ready at 10am and 3pm each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876316)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: dull box office nibblets

"review email corresp. re case management (0.3); send paralegal to purchase cake mix and metal rasp-file (0.4); begin sketches of facility and possible escape routes for vehicles (1.8)"

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:59 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:01 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: dull box office nibblets

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: puce coffee pot

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Flushed Floppy Coldplay Fan



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Galvanic house goyim



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: passionate sexy stead sex offender

"I'm here for the billing fiesta."

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: charcoal big place of business quadroon

Twist: all the AUSAs get indicted based on their previous jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876385)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Pearl Brunch Sandwich

All charges are for "honest services theft" for not padding enough, having thereby deprived biglaw partners of additional $$$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876411)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:23 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Judgmental drab spot main people

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Date: April 19th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: charcoal big place of business quadroon

@realDonaldTrump: Some VERY BAD lawyers have been very unfair to everyone. Today we say NO MORE! Jail & maybe worse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35876496)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency

WaPo millennial furiously authoring an article titled: "Bill padding and the Trump administration's war on the rule of law"

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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:07 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:20 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2018 6:24 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency

Everyone got strip searched on the way into the office this morning. Apparently an of-counsel was caught wearing a wire yesterday and talking to people about hours. Some burly office services guy threw him out the 32nd story window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3953517&forum_id=2#35882186)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: dull box office nibblets

*is striver associate on verge of partnership*

*executes affidavit that 'of counsel' was pulling a Garry Hoy*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garry_Hoy

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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: sick unhinged site yarmulke

I could only read this as "Harry Goy"

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Date: January 18th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed startled national security agency



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