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Do you really have to tune a piano every 6 months?

What's the big deal if you just don't tune it at all?
Metal Laughsome Home Stock Car
  04/19/18
Rina tortures you
Stimulating macaca
  04/19/18
depends on climate. but yeah. wood frame and connectors ...
Cowardly flushed hall roast beef
  04/19/18
Strength is kind of irrelevant, but you're right that humidi...
Cordovan Cuckoldry
  04/19/18
tensile strength is constant force of the wire pulling on th...
Cowardly flushed hall roast beef
  04/19/18
bitch I'm a mechanical engineer, the material isn't undergoi...
Cordovan Cuckoldry
  04/19/18
Wood absorbs moisture and is affected by both temperature an...
Cowardly flushed hall roast beef
  04/19/18
... and obviously didn't study engineering. Expansion of the...
Cordovan Cuckoldry
  04/19/18
LOL. I obviously did. So, piano's never need tuning becaus...
Cowardly flushed hall roast beef
  04/19/18
I didn't disagree with you at all, in fact I just wasted a b...
Cordovan Cuckoldry
  04/19/18
...
Cheese-eating Business Firm Skinny Woman
  04/19/18
climate = NYC what happens if i don't tune a piano in NYC...
Metal Laughsome Home Stock Car
  04/19/18
If in an air conditioned and controlled environment, probabl...
Cowardly flushed hall roast beef
  04/19/18
no AC and no controlled environment anyway, what's the bi...
Metal Laughsome Home Stock Car
  04/19/18
Not unless you're a concert pianist.
Cowardly flushed hall roast beef
  04/19/18
i dont bc i only know 1 song. also my piano is electronic.
180 internal respiration
  04/19/18
lol @ this tuner flame
exhilarant piazza legend
  04/19/18
My wife made me buy her a piano 2 years ago. She never plays...
Galvanic turdskin principal's office
  04/19/18
You're probably fine getting it done every few years. Unless...
maniacal lavender indirect expression
  04/19/18
Isn't this something that can be DIY'd? I imagine back in...
Cobalt prole stage
  04/19/18
Just get a Yamaha keyboard
Cheese-eating Business Firm Skinny Woman
  04/19/18
I'm buying a house, and they're offering to throw in the upr...
Metal Laughsome Home Stock Car
  04/19/18
My mom played piano in the local symphony and taught piano l...
Bull Headed Erotic Brunch
  04/19/18
My wife insists on having ours tuned every two weeks. I have...
Cerebral Shitlib Round Eye
  04/19/18
...
Passionate heaven
  04/19/18
Bet he can really tickle the ivories
fragrant station
  04/19/18
What music does she like? Jazz?
Violet disgusting legal warrant
  04/19/18
You can tune a piano, buy you can't tuna fish!
odious ungodly foreskin
  04/19/18
No the whole thing is a JEW SCAM.
Violet disgusting legal warrant
  04/19/18
Seems like an inappropriate placeholder here.
Cowardly flushed hall roast beef
  04/19/18
I’m pretty sure there’s a Chuck Palahniuk book where the pro...
exhilarant piazza legend
  04/19/18
Year’s probably fine. It sounds like shit and octaves become...
Razzmatazz menage quadroon
  04/19/18
Depends on the piano, but every nine months seems the limit
honey-headed address
  04/19/18


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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Metal Laughsome Home Stock Car

What's the big deal if you just don't tune it at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878117)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Stimulating macaca

Rina tortures you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878124)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Cowardly flushed hall roast beef

depends on climate.

but yeah. wood frame and connectors with a relatively constant wire producing sound.

If humidity changes, then so does the tensile strength of the connectors to resilient wires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878133)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Cordovan Cuckoldry

Strength is kind of irrelevant, but you're right that humidity and temperature are very important. The frame can absorb moisture and expand in summer, or dry out and contract in winter. Also you have CLTE to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878144)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Cowardly flushed hall roast beef

tensile strength is constant force of the wire pulling on the wood in the environmental conditions. Wire won't give as easily as the wood.

You can warp all of it if you don't adjust the wire strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878155)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Cordovan Cuckoldry

bitch I'm a mechanical engineer, the material isn't undergoing plastic deformation. You're thinking of the elastic modulus since it will spring back after the humidity subsides and the material shrinks again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878186)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Cowardly flushed hall roast beef

Wood absorbs moisture and is affected by both temperature and humidity. Temperature is the only thing to worry about with wire.

Went to a T5 engineering school myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878199)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: Cordovan Cuckoldry

... and obviously didn't study engineering. Expansion of the wood necessitates the wire stretching or failing, I already talked about CLTE in my previous comment. If you wanted bonus nachos, you could even talk about thermal expansion differentials since obviously one will have a different coefficient than the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878213)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Cowardly flushed hall roast beef

LOL. I obviously did. So, piano's never need tuning because you were a mechanical engineer.

I get it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878233)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Cordovan Cuckoldry

I didn't disagree with you at all, in fact I just wasted a bunch of time arguing that you reached the correct conclusion with the wrong method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878241)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Business Firm Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878216)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Metal Laughsome Home Stock Car

climate = NYC

what happens if i don't tune a piano in NYC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878162)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Cowardly flushed hall roast beef

If in an air conditioned and controlled environment, probably not much.

Humidity is a big concern, but if temperature and humidity is controlled, probably not needed as often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878184)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Metal Laughsome Home Stock Car

no AC and no controlled environment

anyway, what's the big deal if it's a little out of tune? most people can't tell, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878203)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Cowardly flushed hall roast beef

Not unless you're a concert pianist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878205)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: 180 internal respiration

i dont bc i only know 1 song. also my piano is electronic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878136)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza legend

lol @ this tuner flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878149)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Galvanic turdskin principal's office

My wife made me buy her a piano 2 years ago. She never plays it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878176)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: maniacal lavender indirect expression

You're probably fine getting it done every few years. Unless you have a good ear you might not even notice TBH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878179)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Cobalt prole stage

Isn't this something that can be DIY'd?

I imagine back in the day the equipment and knowledge to do this would be beyond most people, but nowadays a measurement mic is cheap & there have got to be instructions online somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878207)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Business Firm Skinny Woman

Just get a Yamaha keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878230)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Metal Laughsome Home Stock Car

I'm buying a house, and they're offering to throw in the upright piano for free. One of the keys doesn't work. Not sure about the overall condition of the thing. My wife wants to keep it because she thinks it looks pretty an d maybe our kid will play it someday (he's 2 yo now). I'm worried it'll be a pain in the ass to move (it's on the second floor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878414)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Bull Headed Erotic Brunch

My mom played piano in the local symphony and taught piano lessons at home. We had a Steinway. I don't think we even tuned it every 6 years. My uncle tuned it but he was an engineer who had actually restored old pianos so he knew what he was doing. All I know about pianos is they can be fixed and it's never bad to have one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878509)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Shitlib Round Eye

My wife insists on having ours tuned every two weeks. I have no idea why. The kids don't even play it, but she insists on having the piano tuner guy out every other Tuesday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878247)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Passionate heaven



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: fragrant station

Bet he can really tickle the ivories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878433)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Violet disgusting legal warrant

What music does she like? Jazz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878472)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: odious ungodly foreskin

You can tune a piano, buy you can't tuna fish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878248)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Violet disgusting legal warrant

No the whole thing is a JEW SCAM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878468)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Cowardly flushed hall roast beef

Seems like an inappropriate placeholder here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878650)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza legend

I’m pretty sure there’s a Chuck Palahniuk book where the protagonist is a piano tuner who fucks housewives all day as a functional male prostitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878642)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz menage quadroon

Year’s probably fine. It sounds like shit and octaves become physically painful if you don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878736)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: honey-headed address

Depends on the piano, but every nine months seems the limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3954297&forum_id=2#35878786)