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GQ declares 21 novels you dont need ro read. Spoiler alert: all by white males

https://www.gq.com/story/21-books-you-dont-have-to-read
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
XO declares 1 magazine you don't have to read. Spoiler: all ...
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
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Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
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curious charcoal dilemma internal respiration
  04/20/18
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Talented step-uncle's house
  04/21/18
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Frozen Beady-eyed Legend Marketing Idea
  04/21/18
We burned 21 books you won't believe number 12
elite soggy stage corn cake
  04/20/18
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Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
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walnut church
  04/20/18
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Violent piazza
  04/20/18
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passionate parlor lettuce
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Vigorous hell
  04/20/18
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curious charcoal dilemma internal respiration
  04/20/18
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carmine stubborn wagecucks puppy
  04/20/18
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kink-friendly stag film roommate
  04/20/18
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Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/20/18
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Sooty Meetinghouse
  04/21/18
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mustard locus
  04/21/18
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chartreuse home
  04/21/18
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cream abnormal pervert
  04/21/18
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aromatic jet yarmulke
  04/21/18
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at-the-ready center twinkling uncleanness
  04/21/18
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Lascivious business firm
  05/03/18
"Hemingway's novels—with their masculine bluster and cl...
stirring hairless rehab
  04/20/18
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Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
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startled clear antidepressant drug
  04/21/18
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Talented step-uncle's house
  04/21/18
The guy who wrote that blurb is an IRL XO meme: Two Dads,...
Buff Cerebral State
  04/21/18
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/932435409132384256/2mTB...
aphrodisiac smoky pit
  11/03/18
JFC. What's this gay turd's moniker?
aphrodisiac smoky pit
  11/03/18
lol just lol at 2 hemmingway novels (too masculine) and the ...
Flirting magical black woman
  04/20/18
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Razzmatazz Haunting Clown
  04/20/18
21 Books You Don’t Have to Read Books 21 Books You Don’t...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
Lol at the suggested next article: "21 Mixed-Race Histo...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
I was legit laughing out loud the whole time reading this
Buff Cerebral State
  04/21/18
I would kill a dude for dissing A Farewell to Arms in my pre...
rusted site
  04/20/18
...
Light charismatic factory reset button menage
  04/20/18
this list is outrageous
mind-boggling purple market cuckold
  04/20/18
"While Jim, the affable slave friend of Huck Finn, excl...
stirring hairless rehab
  04/20/18
lmao
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
While Jim, the affable slave friend of Huck Finn, exclaims t...
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
"I'm convinced that the cowboy mythos, with its rigid m...
walnut church
  04/20/18
almost threw my computer across the room when i read this
mind-boggling purple market cuckold
  04/20/18
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kink-friendly stag film roommate
  04/20/18
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Mahogany doobsian space
  04/20/18
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Talented step-uncle's house
  04/21/18
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Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage
  04/21/18
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Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/21/18
"I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. It fa...
Flirting magical black woman
  04/20/18
why is some cunt writing for fucking GQ anyway? Like WTF are...
rose shrine
  04/21/18
The odds are zero - I haven't met a single person who's atte...
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
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exciting arrogant water buffalo regret
  04/21/18
I don't like fishing. Therefore, you should not read a book ...
elite soggy stage corn cake
  04/20/18
All the books on this list that I've read have been great. T...
Razzmatazz Haunting Clown
  04/20/18
cr
Flirting magical black woman
  04/20/18
(rancid Franzen trolling)
aphrodisiac smoky pit
  04/20/18
im surprised we're not seeing more mass shootings
Violent piazza
  04/20/18
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Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
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Light charismatic factory reset button menage
  04/20/18
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territorial ivory halford
  04/20/18
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Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage
  04/21/18
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Costumed casino
  04/22/18
now imagine they knew about kipling
Flirting magical black woman
  04/20/18
Lol
Ocher Histrionic Hospital Candlestick Maker
  04/20/18
Only one I'll agree with is the Alchemist. Catcher in the Ry...
Racy Federal Rigpig Den
  04/20/18
Yea its for adolescent angst and does that well
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
It seems to be a caricature of that though. Anyone the guy b...
Racy Federal Rigpig Den
  04/20/18
overrated? ljl
Light charismatic factory reset button menage
  04/20/18
Instead of Catcher in the Rye, you would rather read "O...
Buff Cerebral State
  04/21/18
lol jfc of course
avocado chapel
  04/21/18
yes, a lesbian coming of age novel must be better than the f...
medicated goal in life native
  04/21/18
I have never been able to fathom why The Catcher in the Rye ...
demanding lime orchestra pit messiness
  04/20/18
#metoo rape fantasies
abusive judgmental people who are hurt abode
  04/20/18
"it is without any literary merit whatsoever" L...
elite soggy stage corn cake
  04/20/18
MAYBE ANDRE ACIMAN IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING FOREIGNER
rose shrine
  04/21/18
"the story of a British teenage girl who is sent to a b...
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
fucking mad as hell right now that shitlibs even exist
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
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Violent piazza
  04/20/18
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disrespectful hall
  04/21/18
hay, don't read the bible, which is, for better or worse, on...
abusive judgmental people who are hurt abode
  04/20/18
lol
stirring hairless rehab
  04/20/18
Like chick fila, it reeks of Christian traditionalism. Both ...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
cr, kids might get weird ideas, like that human virtue is mo...
Flirting magical black woman
  04/20/18
MY SEX JUNK IS SO OH OH OH MUCH MORE THAN EITHER OR OR OR
stirring hairless rehab
  04/20/18
god help this republic
Light charismatic factory reset button menage
  04/20/18
the only credited book on their alternative list is oddly Th...
Light charismatic factory reset button menage
  04/20/18
Even more oddly, young readers that took this piece of advic...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
lmfao
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
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Dead deep box office
  04/20/18
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carmine stubborn wagecucks puppy
  04/20/18
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chartreuse home
  04/20/18
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rose shrine
  04/21/18
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avocado chapel
  04/21/18
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Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/21/18
The Worst Journey in the World is 180 as well.
grizzly heady goyim
  04/21/18
"Also, William Shakespeare. I mean, really, is he even...
demanding lime orchestra pit messiness
  04/20/18
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Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
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Flirting magical black woman
  04/20/18
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Mahogany doobsian space
  04/20/18
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adventurous nudist gas station
  04/21/18
Lmao
curious charcoal dilemma internal respiration
  04/20/18
you laugh, but give it 10 more years. 10 years ago, could a...
Indecent selfie becky
  04/21/18
...
Talented step-uncle's house
  04/21/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955093&mc=7...
Nofapping Round Eye Theater
  04/21/18
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Crimson point deer antler
  04/21/18
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180 senate
  04/21/18
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maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
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appetizing sapphire range organic girlfriend
  04/21/18
*Harold Bloom in New Haven hospital screaming for the nurse ...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
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brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef
  04/20/18
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Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
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chartreuse home
  04/20/18
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harsh fantasy-prone pisswyrm affirmative action
  04/20/18
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startled clear antidepressant drug
  04/21/18
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maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
Harold Bloom really saw this coming from a mile away decades...
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
Yes he was sounding the alarm like 20 years ago. It was a tr...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/21/18
Bloom is probably a lib too - that just cares deeply about h...
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
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Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage
  04/21/18
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180 senate
  04/21/18
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Supple lavender school
  04/30/18
The winner for most audacious, retarded shitlibbery goes to:...
Dead deep box office
  04/20/18
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stimulating sable lay
  04/21/18
I am shaking with rage right now and fully triggered. In a c...
brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef
  04/20/18
not meant as a shot at op, but what kind of absolute cuck re...
violent university
  04/20/18
I got it from online twitter rage
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
i figured. you are a good dood. just a general question
violent university
  04/20/18
Its a valid one. I have no clue what the target audience is ...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/20/18
...
Mahogany doobsian space
  04/20/18
(((GOOD QUESTION)))
startled clear antidepressant drug
  04/21/18
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disrespectful hall
  04/21/18
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avocado chapel
  04/21/18
damn this list is like catnip to xo. it's so fine-tuned you ...
mind-boggling purple market cuckold
  04/20/18
There's always a link nowadays
curious charcoal dilemma internal respiration
  04/20/18
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avocado chapel
  04/21/18
"hey, i'm a 24yo swathmore grad & 'journalist'. let...
passionate parlor lettuce
  04/20/18
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territorial ivory halford
  04/20/18
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Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/20/18
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maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
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Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/21/18
Blood Meridian was written in the style of the Bible and Fau...
Dead deep box office
  04/20/18
lol TYFT
Topaz Insanely Creepy Location Brethren
  04/21/18
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Costumed casino
  04/22/18
"I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. It fa...
milky half-breed stain
  04/20/18
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mind-boggling purple market cuckold
  04/20/18
Devastating
motley national
  04/21/18
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maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
well, he admitted he didn't read it
startled clear antidepressant drug
  04/21/18
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Turquoise Associate Therapy
  04/21/18
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Buff Cerebral State
  04/21/18
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avocado chapel
  04/21/18
reading this actually elicited real anger
at-the-ready center twinkling uncleanness
  04/21/18
Total insanity
adventurous nudist gas station
  04/21/18
CR. the only valid criticism of Catch-22 is that it spawned...
medicated goal in life native
  04/21/18
...
Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/30/18
"Mark Twain was a racist. Just read Adventures of Huckl...
concupiscible crackhouse
  04/20/18
this was an actual quote from this "article"? jfc
Light charismatic factory reset button menage
  04/20/18
i had to double check. seemed too implausible but i guess i'...
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
libs need to be beaten to death w baseball bats on national ...
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
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curious charcoal dilemma internal respiration
  04/20/18
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Crimson point deer antler
  04/21/18
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avocado chapel
  04/21/18
this is quite literally the shitlib position on virtually ev...
stirring hairless rehab
  04/20/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2570981&mc=5...
Metal sanctuary party of the first part
  04/20/18
12. The Bible Instead: The Notebook Lmao
Ocher Histrionic Hospital Candlestick Maker
  04/20/18
...
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/20/18
just... what the fuck? a men's magazine makes a list of boo...
Indecent selfie becky
  04/20/18
THE FUTURE IS FEMALE
Razzmatazz Haunting Clown
  04/20/18
from what I can surmise, their readership has got to be almo...
stirring hairless rehab
  04/20/18
Gays LOVE toxic masculinity
trip nighttime kitchen
  04/21/18
...
Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage
  04/22/18
GQ is a GAY men's magazine
Buff Cerebral State
  04/21/18
libs, you have no idea how harshly history is going to judge...
Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/20/18
will it though? what will cause the correction back to sanit...
Light charismatic factory reset button menage
  04/20/18
history has these periods of fanatics who engage in censurin...
Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/20/18
obviously this is mostly nonsense but some of the takes are ...
Buck-toothed jewess corner
  04/20/18
RFTR is excellant
Light charismatic factory reset button menage
  04/20/18
yeah i've heard it's good, but most of the other recommendat...
Buck-toothed jewess corner
  04/21/18
McCarthy may be overrated - but in particular Blood Meridian...
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
utterly reprehensible kikery guy should be quite literally ...
Indecent selfie becky
  04/20/18
pretty funny to realize that the shitlib delicate feelings m...
Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/20/18
...
territorial ivory halford
  04/21/18
also: Franzen REDPILLED
Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/20/18
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Buff Cerebral State
  04/21/18
12. The Bible Instead: The Notebook by Agota Kristof T...
Ruby cuck tank
  04/20/18
White Men Are Mad That This ‘GQ’ List Dismisses Books By W...
Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/20/18
*GQ editors getting ironically redpilled when they realize Y...
stirring hairless rehab
  04/20/18
you can never be lib enough.
territorial ivory halford
  04/20/18
...
Violent piazza
  04/21/18
You guys do realize that the intent of articles like this is...
hot newt elastic band
  04/20/18
eventually clickbait is going to become so tiresome that the...
Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus
  04/20/18
not while XO still exists
startled clear antidepressant drug
  04/21/18
Just participate in the community geekbeard
elite soggy stage corn cake
  04/20/18
hey hey ho ho western civ has got to go! [100 years late...
Sickened bespoke boistinker trailer park
  04/21/18
Trump said pussy - or maybe you were unaware of that genocid...
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
...
bistre electric sneaky criminal area
  04/21/18
I actually love Lonesome Dove, but I'm convinced that the co...
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
MORE STORIES LIKE THIS ONE Not Every Gay Man Is DTF
maize cruise ship mood
  04/21/18
Hey Islam, just come on in... we need it
rose shrine
  04/21/18
down with christian bible, down with manhood, down with whit...
Indecent selfie becky
  04/21/18
updated GQ's wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GQ#Contro...
flickering codepig
  04/21/18
180
brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef
  04/21/18
date reference is wrong
Razzmatazz Haunting Clown
  04/21/18
12. The Bible Instead: The Notebook by Agota Kristof T...
wine ticket booth reading party
  04/21/18
imagine the outcry if they had 12. The Qu'ran Instead: 50...
Razzmatazz Haunting Clown
  04/21/18
Credit where it's due, Muslims don't put up with people tras...
wine ticket booth reading party
  04/21/18
This just became my reading list.
galvanic salmon immigrant
  04/21/18
Going to strangle the next lib I see after this
Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage
  04/21/18
Has anyone, anywhere, ever suggested that Keith Richards aut...
disrespectful hall
  04/21/18
...
galvanic salmon immigrant
  04/21/18
prob some boomers
Razzmatazz Haunting Clown
  04/21/18
...
Overrated hairy legs
  04/21/18
How is this not just a list of Dave Eggers novels
chartreuse home
  04/21/18
everyone already knows it so there's not point in writing an...
Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/21/18
...
chartreuse home
  04/21/18
The worst crime committed by Adventures of Huckleberry Finn ...
translucent odious institution hominid
  04/21/18
As opposed to reading something that is considered an Americ...
wine ticket booth reading party
  04/21/18
“Abolitionist propaganda” lmao tell me more about the south ...
adventurous nudist gas station
  04/21/18
yeah Frederick Douglas is "abolitionist propaganda"...
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
...
chartreuse home
  04/21/18
...
beta bateful lodge toaster
  04/21/18
The shitlib desperately hoping for the fish in Old Man and t...
trip nighttime kitchen
  04/21/18
" (When my grandpa pushed me to catch a trout at a fish...
Transparent theatre useless brakes
  04/21/18
Clipped sentences!
brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef
  04/21/18
LJL: The worst crime committed by Adventures of Huckleber...
disgusting bawdyhouse
  04/21/18
By" Caity Weaver, GQ writer and editor" whose top ...
Buff Cerebral State
  04/21/18
as usual, xo is angry only because something white and male ...
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
it has nothing to do with the white male thing, its the lack...
Razzmatazz Haunting Clown
  04/21/18
Xo is going to reflexibively dislike anything that suggests ...
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
of course there wouldnt because there arent 21 books of 'wom...
Razzmatazz Haunting Clown
  04/21/18
This. JFC, this is not a list of 20 random books by white ma...
violent university
  04/21/18
...
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/21/18
loving traditional literature means you're a literal nazi in...
Flirting magical black woman
  04/21/18
Exactly
Flatulent Patrolman Degenerate
  04/21/18
Libs position is that they do have the same cultural merit a...
mustard locus
  04/21/18
(Doesn't understand lib position)
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
enlighten us: why are the novels from the last 20 years list...
Flirting magical black woman
  04/21/18
...
Mahogany doobsian space
  04/21/18
Pls respond
brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef
  04/21/18
Devastating query
mustard locus
  04/21/18
setting aside whether it would be possible to write those co...
concupiscible crackhouse
  04/21/18
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Turquoise Associate Therapy
  04/21/18
...
avocado chapel
  04/21/18
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violent university
  04/21/18
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mustard locus
  04/21/18
...
Buff Cerebral State
  04/21/18
...
Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator
  04/21/18
You know what you're right, the next time a mainstream publi...
avocado chapel
  04/21/18
...
Mahogany doobsian space
  04/21/18
Did you think this would somehow influence my opinion of my ...
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
Why would you think the purpose of that poast was to change ...
cyan filthpig
  04/21/18
so what was the point of his posting that? my point was tha...
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
You picked a poor thread to try to make this point. By any s...
brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef
  04/21/18
...
avocado chapel
  04/21/18
...
mustard locus
  04/21/18
shut the fuck up retard
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/21/18
no u!
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
tbf it's a "men's magazine" also most good book...
Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/21/18
your second sentence is what everyone ITT believes and it's ...
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
fine but how is this an unreasonable belief in any way, shap...
Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/21/18
xo would be just as annoyed if they were suggesting that we ...
Flatulent Patrolman Degenerate
  04/21/18
lmao they would not up thread someone dismisses Frederick...
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
It was
mustard locus
  04/21/18
...
Mahogany doobsian space
  04/21/18
nice flame
big vermilion nowag
  04/21/18
Your phone is working! Response? http://autoadmit.com/...
mustard locus
  04/21/18
flame
appetizing sapphire range organic girlfriend
  04/21/18
Ur running retarded flame as usual, danqa. Get a fucking rea...
Fragrant bronze doctorate public bath
  04/21/18
I think at least a couple of these are facetious, especially...
trip nighttime kitchen
  04/21/18
with libs it's hard to tell nowadays
Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund
  04/21/18
Catch 22 is 180, but some of those books really do suck
disturbing frum kitty cat spot
  04/21/18
No idea how anyone makes it "halfway" through Infi...
avocado chapel
  04/21/18
Including this in the canon, when you factor in the mention ...
Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage
  04/22/18
I've read a couple of the Earthsea books, while OK they defi...
appetizing sapphire range organic girlfriend
  04/21/18
It is ridiculous. Tolkien invented the fantasy genre.
violent university
  04/21/18
...
mustard locus
  04/21/18
Le guin is one of the replacement authors I’ve read. She’s p...
brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef
  04/21/18
It's ok more like young adult fantasy imo and not on the lev...
appetizing sapphire range organic girlfriend
  04/21/18
jesus christ this was somehow even pozzier than i thought it...
at-the-ready center twinkling uncleanness
  04/21/18
Cr. I didnt think it was possible. Guy is flaming. Has to...
orchid giraffe garrison
  04/30/18
They say you should replace the Bible with The Notebook LMFA...
disturbing frum kitty cat spot
  04/21/18
https://www.amazon.com/Notebook-English-French-Agota-Kristof...
mind-boggling purple market cuckold
  04/21/18
tbh, I thought Catcher in the Rye kind of sucked
cerise ratface principal's office
  04/21/18
It was 180 when I was 15. Pretty shit when I was 30, but sti...
avocado chapel
  04/21/18
Catcher in the Rye and The Alchemist are both crap, and Hemi...
medicated goal in life native
  04/21/18
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And 21 you should read instead (technically 20 books—Adventures of Huckleberry Finn did not fare well).

We've been told all our lives that we can only call ourselves well-read once we've read the Great Books. We tried. We got halfway through Infinite Jest and halfway through the SparkNotes on Finnegans Wake. But a few pages into Bleak House, we realized that not all the Great Books have aged well. Some are racist and some are sexist, but most are just really, really boring. So we—and a group of un-boring writers—give you permission to strike these books from the canon. Here's what you should read instead.

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1. Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry

Instead: The Mountain Lion by Jean Stafford

I actually love Lonesome Dove, but I'm convinced that the cowboy mythos, with its rigid masculine emotional landscape, glorification of guns and destruction, and misogynistic gender roles, is a major factor in the degradation of America. Rather than perpetuate this myth, I'd love for everyone, but particularly American men, to read The Mountain Lion by Jean Stafford. It's a wicked, brilliant, dark book set largely on a ranch in Colorado, but it acts in many ways as a strong rebuttal to all the old toxic western stereotypes we all need to explode. —Lauren Groff, 'Florida'

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2. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

Instead: Olivia: A Novel by Dorothy Strachey

I have never been able to fathom why The Catcher in the Rye is such a canonical novel. I read it because everyone else in school was reading it but thought it was totally silly. Now, looking back, I find that it is without any literary merit whatsoever. Why waste adolescents' time? Alternatively, I'd suggest Olivia, the story of a British teenage girl who is sent to a boarding school in France. It is short and written in a kind of levelheaded and deceptively straightforward style. Olivia eventually falls in love with her teacher Mademoiselle Julie T, who in turn, and without reciprocating that love out loud, is equally in love with Olivia. Julie never takes a wrong step, but there are signs for those who know how to read them. I read Olivia many, many times, bought it for many of my friends, and consider it the inspiration for Call Me by Your Name. —André Aciman, 'Call Me by Your Name'

3. Goodbye to All That by Robert Graves

Instead: Dispatches by Michael Herr

Goodbye to All That, the autobiographical account of Graves's time in the trenches during World War I, is entertaining and enlightening. It's also incredibly racist. Graves includes samples of near unintelligible essays produced by three of his students (“Mahmoud Mohammed Mahmoud,” “Mohammed Mahmoud Mohammed,” and “Mahmoud Mahmoud Mohammed”) from his postwar stint as an English instructor in Cairo. The joke is twofold—all these silly natives have similar-sounding names, and they lack the basic intellectual capacity to grapple with the literature. A better option is Dispatches by Michael Herr. It concerns a different time, country, and war, but this is still, in my mind, the most indispensable personal account of the cruelty and violence of modern warfare. —Omar El Akkad, 'American War'

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4. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway

Instead: The Summer Book by Tove Jansson

My father loved The Old Man and the Sea, so I tried to love it. It left me unmoved. Mostly, I kept hoping the fish would get away without too much damage. (When my grandpa pushed me to catch a trout at a fish farm, I threw the rod into the pond.) I'd rather read Tove Jansson's The Summer Book. This series of vignettes about a grandmother and granddaughter living on a remote Finnish island is not just heartwarming: In its views of both Nature and human nature, it teaches us what it is to be in sync with the world. All of Jansson's adult fiction is deeply humane and beautiful. —Jeff VanderMeer, 'Annihilation'

5. The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Instead: Near to the Wild Heart by Clarice Lispector

Somehow, even at 208 pages, The Alchemist is 207 pages too long. A dude wanders the desert, trying to uncover his Personal Legend (capitalized as such throughout the book) while meeting people who speak in the inane aphorisms of a throw pillow: “Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure.” If you're after a book of existential meandering by a Brazilian author, pick up the similarly slim Near to the Wild Heart by Clarice Lispector. Unlike the entitled desert wandering of The Alchemist, Wild Heart's contemplations are inward and complex. For Lispector, there aren't easy answers—and her universe sure as hell is not interested in your hopes and dreams. —Kevin Nguyen, GQ senior editor

6. A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway

Instead: The Great Fire by Shirley Hazzard

Hemingway's novels—with their masculine bluster and clipped sentences—sometimes feel almost parodic to me. If you want to read about the intersection of love and war, Hemingway's subjects in A Farewell to Arms, consider Shirley Hazzard's The Great Fire, about the fallout of the Second World War. Though it was published in 2003, the book feels both contemporaneous with that period and wholly contemporary. Hazzard just writes so damn well, every sentence a gem.

—Rumaan Alam, 'That Kind of Mother'

7. Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

Instead: The Sisters Brothers by Patrick deWitt

I'm a great admirer of Cormac McCarthy's sparer masterpieces, but I'm ambivalent about Blood Meridian, the historical epic often cited as his greatest work. Set in the Old West and written in an impenetrable style that combines Faulkner and the King James Bible, Blood Meridian is a big, forbidding book that earns the reader bragging rights but provides scant pleasure. If you're looking for a more human-scaled, emotionally engaging novel set in the same time period, I'd recommend The Sisters Brothers by Patrick deWitt. It's a dark, funny, brutal Western about a pair of hired killers, at least one of whom has a conscience. It covers some of the same ground as Blood Meridian and has a lot more fun along the way. —Tom Perrotta, 'Mrs. Fletcher'

8. John Adams by David McCullough

Instead: Destiny of the Republic: A Tale of Madness, Medicine and the Murder of a President by Candice Millard

David McCullough is one of our foremost historians, and his books are written with great care and impressive attention to detail. They also happen to be the driest, boringest tomes you'll ever sludge through. One time I read his book about the history of the Panama Canal, and it required about as much sweat and labor as it took to build the actual canal. For some kick-ass history, read Destiny of the Republic, about the assassination of President Garfield, the doctors who tried to save him but actually ended up killing him, and the frantic attempt by a deranged Alexander Graham Bell to invent a machine to find the bullet located in the president's body. All in a relatively tidy 339 pages. At no point will you feel like there's a test at the end. —Drew Magary, GQ contributor

9 & 10. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

Instead: Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave by Fredrick Douglass

The worst crime committed by Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is that it makes first-time Twain readers think Twain wrote tedious, meandering stories. He did, as is evidenced by this, his book of tedious, meandering stories—but he also wrote a lot of richly entertaining meandering stories that are not constrained by the ham-fisted narration of a fictional backcountry child or suffused with his sweaty imitation of a slave talking. Alternatively, read Frederick Douglass's firsthand account of slavery, which is equal parts shocking and heartbreaking. It's also an invigorating revenge story: Douglass identifies slave owners by name and hometown, detailing their crimes with such specificity that their descendants will be embarrassed forever. While Jim, the affable slave friend of Huck Finn, exclaims things like “Lawsy, I's mighty glad…,” Frederick Douglass makes observations like “I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ: I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial and hypocritical Christianity of this land.” You were saying, Mr. Twain? —Caity Weaver, GQ writer and editor

Instead: The Adventures and Misadventures of Maqroll by Alvaro Mutis

Mark Twain was a racist. Just read Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He was a man of his time, so let's leave him there. We don't need him. If you want adventure, or misadventure, read The Adventures and Misadventures of Maqroll, by Alvaro Mutis. It's one of my favorite books: sad, poetic, philosophical, and funny, with some of the best writing I've read. —Tommy Orange, 'There There'

11. The Ambassadors by Henry James

Instead: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich by William L. Shirer

Several people described The Ambassadors by Henry James in such a way as to make me impatient to read it, but between those descriptions and my experience of the book lay a chasm of such yawningness that it will never be crossed. Alternatively, I recommend The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich by William L. Shirer. I suspect that contemporary readers feel no great urge to pick it up because—in a way that doesn't happen with fiction—it has been rendered somewhat obsolete by more recent books on the subject. It's actually still as gripping as any literary classic. —Geoff Dyer, 'White Sands'

12. The Bible

Instead: The Notebook by Agota Kristof

The Holy Bible is rated very highly by all the people who supposedly live by it but who in actuality have not read it. Those who have read it know there are some good parts, but overall it is certainly not the finest thing that man has ever produced. It is repetitive, self-contradictory, sententious, foolish, and even at times ill-intentioned. If the thing you heard was good about the Bible was the nasty bits, then I propose Agota Kristof's The Notebook, a marvelous tale of two brothers who have to get along when things get rough. The subtlety and cruelty of this story is like that famous sword stroke (from below the boat) that plunged upward through the bowels, the lungs, and the throat and into the brain of the rower. —Jesse Ball, 'Census'

13. Franny and Zooey by J. D. Salinger

Instead: Death Comes for the Archbishop by Willa Cather

I loved all of Salinger's books when I was young, but now I feel that they're shallow. It's not that Salinger isn't a very accomplished writer, but there's a sort of slick, brittle, midcentury veneer to his work. It's very polished and not very profound. With Franny and Zooey, there's some Buddhist-y stuff in there, and there's stuff about being disenchanted and the real world around you seeming fake, but is that really profound? Instead I'd recommend a hidden gem, Cather's Death Comes for the Archbishop. Cather is a beautiful writer. She's very unfashionable, and I love that about her. Death Comes for the Archbishop is about a priest in what I'm pretty sure is Santa Fe. And it's incredibly calm and contemplative and open. It's the opposite of the kind of glossy, slick New York narrative. When you read it, it's like having a spiritual experience. It's not too long, and it's not effortful. —Claire Messud, 'The Burning Girl'

14. The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien

Instead: Earthsea Series by Ursula K. Le Guin

I liked The Hobbit. A lot. But while Tolkien's Lord of the Rings books are influential as exercises in world building, as novels they are barely readable. It never seemed to me that Tolkien cared about his story as much as he cared about rendering, in minute detail, the world he built. Why not instead read Ursula K. Le Guin's magnificent (and as beautifully rendered) stories and novels surrounding Earthsea? Le Guin captures the world of Earthsea through a powerful, dark, gorgeous kind of storytelling that is irresistible. Perhaps Le Guin's work—along with an entire universe of fantasy fiction—wouldn't have been possible without Tolkien's influence behind it, but in its time, Le Guin's books are more influential and make for better reading. —Manuel Gonzales, 'The Regional Office Is Under Attack!'

15. Dracula by Bram Stoker

Instead: Angels by Denis Johnson

Gothic-horror classics like Dracula and Frankenstein always leave me cold. If you want to read a truly terrifying literary gem, try Johnson's Angels. It unspools as a sort of nightmare that begins on a Greyhound bus. Poor Jamie grew up in West Virginia and leaves her abusive husband back in their trailer when she runs off with her two small children. On that fateful Greyhound bus she meets Bill Houston, who's done everything bad except kill someone, although by the end of the book he will have done it all. —Matthew Klam, 'Who Is Rich?'

16. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

Instead: The American Granddaughter by Inaam Kachachi

I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. It fails to capture the absurdities and impossible conflicts of war. However, one of the most arresting novels I've read about war is Kachachi's The American Granddaughter. Set at the beginning of the Iraq war, this book tells the story of Zeina, an Iraqi-American who signs up to be an interpreter for the U.S. Army and finds herself stationed in her hometown of Baghdad, where she must hide her work from her formidable grandmother. What follows is a thoughtful, nuanced, and often uproariously funny meditation on war in the 21st century. —Emily Robbins, 'A Word for Love'

17. Life by Keith Richards

Instead: The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley Cherry-Garrard

I've nodded along—or maybe plain lied in agreement—when people extol Keith Richards's memoir, Life. Richards's cockiness and conceit about the wrong things jars; it's a book that somehow makes me sympathize with Mick Jagger. I'd rather read The Worst Journey in the World, a memoir in which the author spends no time at all trying to convince the reader of his own greatness. Quite the opposite. In 1910, a 24-year-old Cherry-Garrard joined a British expedition to the South Pole. As the title of his book hints, it didn't go well. Their leader, Captain Scott, was beaten to the Pole by a Norwegian explorer, and those who reached the Pole died on their return. Keith Richards suddenly looks very petty. —Chris Heath, GQ correspondent

18. Freedom by Jonathan Franzen

Instead: Too Loud a Solitude by Bohumil Hrabal

Freedom is intolerably boring. The risks of frustration and asphyxiation while reading in bed are equally high with this huge, much vaunted American über-tome. But freedom is at the heart of this tiny Czech novel, Too Loud a Solitude. In around a hundred pages, it tells the story of Hanta, who has found wisdom in his job, compressing paper and books in a totalitarian state. The jokes are funny, and the stories lead us to ever richer revelations. The book is over almost before it has begun. —Richard Flanagan, 'The Narrow Road to the Deep North'

19. Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon

Instead: Inherent Vice by Thomas Pynchon

When young Thomas Pynchon was writing Gravity's Rainbow, he was fixated on the Big Things (punishingly boring and confusing things) of a Big World War II Novel that would announce him as a Big American Writer in 1973. Fortunately for us, nearly four decades later he brought us his recollections of everything else that was swirling around him back then. The world Pynchon conjures in Inherent Vice (published in 2009) is the world he himself was living in while writing Gravity's Rainbow, when he was shacked up in a small apartment in the real-life Gordita Beach. Inherent Vice is where you should start if you want to dine on a small plate of Pynchon's stuff instead of a potluck platter. —Daniel Riley, GQ features editor

20. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Instead: Veronica by Mary Gaitskill

When men on dating apps list a book, they invariably list Slaughterhouse-Five. I'd rather not get a drink with a person who's taking his cues from Vonnegut: The few women in Slaughterhouse-Five die early, are porn stars, or are “bitchy flibbertigibbets.” Instead, read Gaitskill's Veronica, in which emotions are so present and sensory they almost hold a physical weight. Gaitskill understands how you can sense a loved one's mood radiating from the next room as clearly as rain out the window. This empathy drives her characters closer to cruelty than to kindness. —Nadja Spiegelman, 'I'm Supposed to Protect You from All This'

21. Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift

Instead: The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman by Laurence Sterne

Why Swift's dreary satire is routinely inflicted on high school English classes is a mystery to me. Tristram Shandy at least has the virtue of occasionally being funny. It's also deeply weird: postmodern 200 years before postmodernism, with a deeply unreliable narrator, typographic trickery (a death early in the book is followed by a solid-black page), and a list of character names that would make Pynchon jealous (Dr. Slop, Billy Le Fever, and a certain Hafen Slawkenbergius). It is an important achievement in the history of the novel, a reminder that literature is an ongoing experiment—which means you should treat it like Don Quixote and read the first half before calling it a day. One can admire the pyramids without feeling the need to scale them. —Christopher Cox, GQ executive editor

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Lol at the suggested next article: "21 Mixed-Race Historical Figures You Thought Were White". Not a big "conspiracy theory" guy but odd case.

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"While Jim, the affable slave friend of Huck Finn, exclaims things like “Lawsy, I's mighty glad…,” Frederick Douglass makes observations like..."

You trying to tell me a lot of slaves DIDN'T actually talk EXACTLY like that? Okay, bro

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While Jim, the affable slave friend of Huck Finn, exclaims things like “Lawsy, I's mighty glad…,” Frederick Douglass makes observations like “I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ: I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial and hypocritical Christianity of this land.” You were saying, Mr. Twain?

Ohhhhhhh! She got Twain good! These people are literally delusional - she's implying that just because the book didn't focus on the horrors of slavery that Twain is denying those horrors existed.....

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"I'm convinced that the cowboy mythos, with its rigid masculine emotional landscape, glorification of guns and destruction, and misogynistic gender roles, is a major factor in the degradation of America."

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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly stag film roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886369)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Mahogany doobsian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886175)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887280)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887390)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888771)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Flirting magical black woman

"I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. It fails to capture the absurdities and impossible conflicts of war. However, one of the most arresting novels I've read about war is Kachachi's The American Granddaughter. Set at the beginning of the Iraq war, this book tells the story of Zeina, an Iraqi-American who signs up to be an interpreter for the U.S. Army and finds herself stationed in her hometown of Baghdad, where she must hide her work from her formidable grandmother. What follows is a thoughtful, nuanced, and often uproariously funny meditation on war in the 21st century."

she didn't 'get' catch 22. it is an over the top novel that beats you over the head with absurdism, how the fuck do you fail to understand it? also what are the odds the shitlib book she recommends is even a quarter as "funny" as catch 22?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886029)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: rose shrine

why is some cunt writing for fucking GQ anyway? Like WTF are they even thinking???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886799)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood

The odds are zero - I haven't met a single person who's attempted Catch 22 who didn't find it belly-laugh inducing hilarious.

But I'm sure the "story of Zeina, an Iraqi-American who signs up to be an interpreter for the U.S. Army and finds herself stationed in her hometown of Baghdad, where she must hide her work from her formidable grandmother" is a riot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886865)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: exciting arrogant water buffalo regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888479)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: elite soggy stage corn cake

I don't like fishing. Therefore, you should not read a book that using fishing as a metaphor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886038)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Haunting Clown

All the books on this list that I've read have been great. Think I'll read the rest. Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886043)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Flirting magical black woman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886050)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac smoky pit

(rancid Franzen trolling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886299)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Violent piazza

im surprised we're not seeing more mass shootings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886049)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886056)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Light charismatic factory reset button menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886064)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: territorial ivory halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886216)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Costumed casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35892106)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Flirting magical black woman

now imagine they knew about kipling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886053)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Ocher Histrionic Hospital Candlestick Maker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886266)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Racy Federal Rigpig Den

Only one I'll agree with is the Alchemist. Catcher in the Rye is overrated a fuck but hardly classifies as a book you *shouldn't* read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886055)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

Yea its for adolescent angst and does that well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886057)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Racy Federal Rigpig Den

It seems to be a caricature of that though. Anyone the guy below me loves it so clearly there is plenty of merit for it not to be on the list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886163)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Light charismatic factory reset button menage

overrated? ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886074)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Buff Cerebral State

Instead of Catcher in the Rye, you would rather read "Olivia, the story of a British teenage girl who is sent to a boarding school in France. . . and eventually falls in love with her teacher Mademoiselle Julie T, who in turn, and without reciprocating that love out loud, is equally in love with Olivia."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887679)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: avocado chapel

lol jfc of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887984)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: medicated goal in life native

yes, a lesbian coming of age novel must be better than the faggy adolescent incel blather of catcher in the rye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889650)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: demanding lime orchestra pit messiness

I have never been able to fathom why The Catcher in the Rye is such a canonical novel. I read it because everyone else in school was reading it but thought it was totally silly. Now, looking back, I find that it is without any literary merit whatsoever. Why waste adolescents' time? Alternatively, I'd suggest Olivia, the story of a British teenage girl who is sent to a boarding school in France. It is short and written in a kind of levelheaded and deceptively straightforward style. Olivia eventually falls in love with her teacher Mademoiselle Julie T, who in turn, and without reciprocating that love out loud, is equally in love with Olivia. Julie never takes a wrong step, but there are signs for those who know how to read them. I read Olivia many, many times, bought it for many of my friends, and consider it the inspiration for Call Me by Your Name. —André Aciman, 'Call Me by Your Name'

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damn, that's like my 2nd fav book. salinger is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886058)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: abusive judgmental people who are hurt abode

#metoo rape fantasies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886091)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: elite soggy stage corn cake

"it is without any literary merit whatsoever"

Lol oh what a critic. Wad this written in an airplane lounge on a 20 minute deadline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886111)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: rose shrine

MAYBE ANDRE ACIMAN IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING FOREIGNER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886802)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood

"the story of a British teenage girl who is sent to a boarding school in France"

Andre - you're gay we get it. His parents owned a knitting factory and I'm sure he knitted while reading Olivia, the story of a British teenage girl who is sent to boarding school in France, multiple times over. While knitting and fantasizing about being a British teenage girl.

"Aciman was born in Alexandria, Egypt, the son of Regine and Henri N. Aciman, who owned a knitting factory.[12][13][14] His mother was deaf.[15] Aciman was raised in a French-speaking home where family members also spoke Italian, Greek, Ladino, and Arabic.[7]

His parents were Sephardic Jews, of Turkish and Italian origin, from families that had settled in Alexandria in 1905" - odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886876)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund

fucking mad as hell right now that shitlibs even exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886075)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Violent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886101)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: disrespectful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887308)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: abusive judgmental people who are hurt abode

hay, don't read the bible, which is, for better or worse, one of the key texts of all of western civilization

ignore all of that shit and focus on a marvelous tale of two brothers who have to get along when things get rough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886077)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: stirring hairless rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886086)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

Like chick fila, it reeks of Christian traditionalism. Both are too be avoided.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886093)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Flirting magical black woman

cr, kids might get weird ideas, like that human virtue is more important than your gender identification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886103)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: stirring hairless rehab

MY SEX JUNK IS SO OH OH OH

MUCH MORE THAN EITHER OR OR OR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886107)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Light charismatic factory reset button menage

god help this republic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886081)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Light charismatic factory reset button menage

the only credited book on their alternative list is oddly The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886105)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

Even more oddly, young readers that took this piece of advice might begin to see this whole list with new eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886110)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886117)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Dead deep box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886145)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: carmine stubborn wagecucks puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886195)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: chartreuse home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886227)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: rose shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886803)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: avocado chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887993)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888777)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: grizzly heady goyim

The Worst Journey in the World is 180 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886773)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: demanding lime orchestra pit messiness

"Also, William Shakespeare. I mean, really, is he even that good? Zoya Jackson's play, 'the african whore,' follows in similar line to 'the merchant of venice,' and, quite frankly, is superior in its characters, plot, and dialogue. I remember reading Shakespeare in school and thinking 'wow, i'd rather be smoking weed,' but with Zoya's recent rendition, I find myself thinking, 'wow, i'd like to see this play in the theatre, and i'd like Zoya's autograph as well because she's amazing!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886121)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886123)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Flirting magical black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886221)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Mahogany doobsian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886223)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: adventurous nudist gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888460)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: curious charcoal dilemma internal respiration

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886249)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Indecent selfie becky

you laugh, but give it 10 more years.

10 years ago, could anyone imagine the ABOVE list? or that libs would SERIOUSLY be calling for the razing of George Washington statues?

this is the propaganda game they play. it's a jewish plot to *keep the pressure on*, incrementally, relentlessly moving us further afield into looney land, never letting you re-establish your bearings.

see: Cass Sunstein's 'Nudge' concept.

ABN = Alway Be Nudging.

this is how (((they))) operate. NUDGE, NUDGE, NUDGE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886575)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Talented step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887290)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Nofapping Round Eye Theater

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955093&mc=7&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35890913)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Crimson point deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886659)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: 180 senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886807)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886881)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: appetizing sapphire range organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888491)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

*Harold Bloom in New Haven hospital screaming for the nurse to pull the plug*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886135)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886157)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886160)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:18 PM
Author: chartreuse home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886229)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: harsh fantasy-prone pisswyrm affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886274)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:16 AM
Author: startled clear antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886852)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886882)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood

Harold Bloom really saw this coming from a mile away decades earlier didn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886886)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

Yes he was sounding the alarm like 20 years ago. It was a truly a top down movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886893)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:02 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood

Bloom is probably a lib too - that just cares deeply about his field and the incredible canonical literature that's getting shat on by the postmodern marxist feminists taking over these departments.

He saw it coming 20 years ago - and this lit battle is a microcosm for the shitlib culture wars (although the lit battle has serious cultural consequences).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887021)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:18 AM
Author: Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887306)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: 180 senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887348)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:12 AM
Author: Supple lavender school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35948427)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Dead deep box office

The winner for most audacious, retarded shitlibbery goes to:

If the thing you heard was good about the Bible was the nasty bits, then I propose Agota Kristof's The Notebook, a marvelous tale of two brothers who have to get along when things get rough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886139)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: stimulating sable lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887758)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef

I am shaking with rage right now and fully triggered. In a civilized society someone who recommended that you not read those books would be beaten and shunned by all decent people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886140)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: violent university

not meant as a shot at op, but what kind of absolute cuck reads GQ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886144)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

I got it from online twitter rage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886151)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: violent university

i figured. you are a good dood. just a general question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886159)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator

Its a valid one. I have no clue what the target audience is here. It certainly seems whatever it is, every magazine and media is after it exclusively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886174)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Mahogany doobsian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886239)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: startled clear antidepressant drug

(((GOOD QUESTION)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887310)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:29 AM
Author: disrespectful hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887335)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: avocado chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887998)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling purple market cuckold

damn this list is like catnip to xo. it's so fine-tuned you almost have to wonder if it's a troll. then you realize it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886150)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: curious charcoal dilemma internal respiration

There's always a link nowadays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886191)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: avocado chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888000)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: passionate parlor lettuce

"hey, i'm a 24yo swathmore grad & 'journalist'. let me give the real scoop on the western canon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886156)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: territorial ivory halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886226)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886296)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887034)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888078)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Dead deep box office

Blood Meridian was written in the style of the Bible and Faulkner. SKIP IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886162)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Topaz Insanely Creepy Location Brethren

lol TYFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887263)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Costumed casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35892103)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: milky half-breed stain

"I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. It fails to capture the absurdities and impossible conflicts of war."

The book literally introduced a phrase to the modern lexicon that captures absurd, impossible conflicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886215)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling purple market cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886237)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: motley national

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886783)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887035)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: startled clear antidepressant drug

well, he admitted he didn't read it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887283)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Turquoise Associate Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887494)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Buff Cerebral State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887706)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: avocado chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888004)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready center twinkling uncleanness

reading this actually elicited real anger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888387)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: adventurous nudist gas station

Total insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888666)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: medicated goal in life native

CR. the only valid criticism of Catch-22 is that it spawned a sequel that sucked in comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889658)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35948153)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse

"Mark Twain was a racist. Just read Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He was a man of his time, so let's leave him there. We don't need him."

LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886236)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Light charismatic factory reset button menage

this was an actual quote from this "article"? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886243)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund

i had to double check. seemed too implausible but i guess i'm just too optimistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886246)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund

libs need to be beaten to death w baseball bats on national tv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886244)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: curious charcoal dilemma internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886258)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Crimson point deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886669)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: avocado chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888007)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: stirring hairless rehab

this is quite literally the shitlib position on virtually every single white male historical figure prior to the middle of the 20th century. Even if they themselves never displayed any actual racist/misogynist/homophobic/whatthefuckever sentiments, they were "men of their time", and since women and blacks couldn't vote, gays couldn't get married, etc. etc. ad nauseam, they are not worth revering.

They seriously want kids to have zero white male historical role models

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886254)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Metal sanctuary party of the first part

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2570981&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886386)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Ocher Histrionic Hospital Candlestick Maker

12. The Bible

Instead: The Notebook

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886267)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886275)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Indecent selfie becky

just... what the fuck?

a men's magazine makes a list of books that are 'bad' because they are too 'masculine'?

i'm just... at a loss at this point. where are we going here? we are now committed to the premise that men should be *less* male? and women are all BADASSES?

has anyone stopped to note the reasoning behind any of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886287)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Haunting Clown

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886304)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: stirring hairless rehab

from what I can surmise, their readership has got to be almost exclusively flamboyant gays, so they probably love the "toxic masculinity" flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886317)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: trip nighttime kitchen

Gays LOVE toxic masculinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887635)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35892031)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Buff Cerebral State

GQ is a GAY men's magazine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887710)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus

libs, you have no idea how harshly history is going to judge you as race-obsessed moral-panic-having puritans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886289)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: Light charismatic factory reset button menage

will it though? what will cause the correction back to sanity? if it stays on course, won't future historians just be shitlibs who approve of this behavior?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886371)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus

history has these periods of fanatics who engage in censuring art and trying to bend reality to their ideology, but they always end up losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886388)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed jewess corner

obviously this is mostly nonsense but some of the takes are correct; The Alchemist sucks, 'Freedom' sucks, 'Inherent Vice' is better than 'Gravity's Rainbow' and Blood Meridian is massively overrated (and so is McCarthy in general).

I am a little confused as to why Geoff Dyer thinks "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" is at all a substitute for "The Ambassadors". Is he a Boomer old? "Literary fiction is boring, let's read this Rommel biography!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886298)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: Light charismatic factory reset button menage

RFTR is excellant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886381)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Buck-toothed jewess corner

yeah i've heard it's good, but most of the other recommendations are supposedly substitutes for what they're replacing. RFTR and the ambassadors are not really even the same medium. It'd be like recommending an errol doc in a conversation about HBO serials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886531)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood

McCarthy may be overrated - but in particular Blood Meridian is a masterpiece so large that it eclipses its writer entirely - IMHO it deserves every bit of praise it receives.

We all know the alchemist sucks, Freedom I thought was okay. Rise and Fall of the Third Reich is a great book and not a Rommel biography.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887032)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Indecent selfie becky

utterly reprehensible kikery

guy should be quite literally garroted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886300)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus

pretty funny to realize that the shitlib delicate feelings moral panic virus has infected things like one half of the Man Show, Star Wars, and GQ. never would have thought of these things as feminist postmodern touchstones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886348)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: territorial ivory halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888327)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus

also: Franzen REDPILLED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886351)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Buff Cerebral State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887704)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Ruby cuck tank

12. The Bible

Instead: The Notebook by Agota Kristof

The Holy Bible is rated very highly by all the people who supposedly live by it but who in actuality have not read it. Those who have read it know there are some good parts, but overall it is certainly not the finest thing that man has ever produced. It is repetitive, self-contradictory, sententious, foolish, and even at times ill-intentioned. If the thing you heard was good about the Bible was the nasty bits, then I propose Agota Kristof's The Notebook, a marvelous tale of two brothers who have to get along when things get rough. The subtlety and cruelty of this story is like that famous sword stroke (from below the boat) that plunged upward through the bowels, the lungs, and the throat and into the brain of the rower. —Jesse Ball, 'Census'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886357)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus

White Men Are Mad That This ‘GQ’ List Dismisses Books By White Men

BY TAYLOR BRYANT · APRIL 20, 2018

White Men Are Mad That This ‘GQ’ List Dismisses Books By White Men

Yesterday, GQ published an article titled “21 Books You Don’t Have To Read.” In it, the editors, along with many acclaimed authors, compiled a list of works they think are overrated and should be, if not struck from the canon, at least passed over in favor of other often overlooked, but excellent works.

Now, because some of the books GQ insists "you don't have to read" include Catcher in the Rye, The Alchemist, A Farewell to Arms, The Lord of the Rings, and Catch-22, and those books are very near and dear to many, some controversy was bound to ensue. But because all 21 of those books were written by men, and overwhelmingly white men at that, the controversy was particularly whiny, because, well: white men. They like to whine.

Not going to link to this GQ piece about 21 classic books you can skip (here's a suggestion: READ THEM), but I am going to gently suggest that the person who wrote this sentence not write about books again. Ever, please. pic.twitter.com/7zZJE0Wzn0

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) April 20, 2018

The whole point of GQ magazine was supposed to be to help guys become more like Hemingway, not to replace him with the latest chick lit. WTF is wrong with you people?

— Ricky Velasquez (@QueenMengerKarl) April 20, 2018

Ironically, the books that are replacing those that "you don't have to read" are also overwhelmingly by... white men. While there are more women authors included, those women are also mostly white. In fact, Frederick Douglass is the only black person listed and there is not one black woman or Asian author in the mix.

So while those whining white dudes should definitely try picking up some James Baldwin or Toni Morrison or Audre Lorde or Amy Tan, so should the writers who GQ's editors polled—as well as the editors themselves. They might learn something in the process.

https://nylon.com/articles/gq-books-dont-have-to-read-white-men?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nylon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886376)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: stirring hairless rehab

*GQ editors getting ironically redpilled when they realize YOU CAN NEVER WIN WITH LIBS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886383)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: territorial ivory halford

you can never be lib enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886403)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Violent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886662)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: hot newt elastic band

You guys do realize that the intent of articles like this is to get a reaction? I’m not saying the author shouldn’t be brutally murdered but the outrage here is exactly what the goal is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886389)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus

eventually clickbait is going to become so tiresome that these sites will crash and burn with no ad revenue generated from them. what are they going to do then?

these professional bloggers are only shooting themselves in foot with this. why don't they try, oh I don't know, actually writing interesting pieces full of research and digging? oh, it's hard? I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886402)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: startled clear antidepressant drug

not while XO still exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887291)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: elite soggy stage corn cake

Just participate in the community geekbeard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886404)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: Sickened bespoke boistinker trailer park

hey hey ho ho

western civ has got to go!

[100 years later]

fuck why did we piss away 2500 of wisdom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886519)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:16 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood

Trump said pussy - or maybe you were unaware of that genocidal phrase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886854)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: bistre electric sneaky criminal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886688)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:05 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood

I actually love Lonesome Dove, but I'm convinced that the cowboy mythos, with its rigid masculine emotional landscape, glorification of guns and destruction, and misogynistic gender roles, is a major factor in the degradation of America. Rather than perpetuate this myth, I'd love for everyone, but particularly American men, to read The Mountain Lion by Jean Stafford. It's a wicked, brilliant, dark book set largely on a ranch in Colorado, but it acts in many ways as a strong rebuttal to all the old toxic western stereotypes we all need to explode.

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Is this satire? If not these people are a scourge on the earth - but seriously look what this paragraph implies. "I actually love Lonesome Dove" but.....

Translation: I'm smart enough to appreciate this great book but the common person, whom I stick up for politically, is not and will be negatively influenced by these stereotypes.

There are some great books on that list - authors should kill themselves if not satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886822)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: maize cruise ship mood

MORE STORIES LIKE THIS ONE

Not Every Gay Man Is DTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886849)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: rose shrine

Hey Islam, just come on in... we need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886859)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Indecent selfie becky

down with christian bible, down with manhood, down with white/european culture!

up with homosex!

kill these ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886860)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:38 AM
Author: flickering codepig

updated GQ's wiki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GQ#Controversies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35886914)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887625)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Haunting Clown

date reference is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887632)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: wine ticket booth reading party

12. The Bible

Instead: The Notebook by Agota Kristof

This is Onion level stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887289)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Haunting Clown

imagine the outcry if they had 12. The Qu'ran

Instead: 50 Shades of Gray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887320)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:26 AM
Author: wine ticket booth reading party

Credit where it's due, Muslims don't put up with people trashing their religion, and doing this would have put the GQ editors on some sort of jihad pressure-cooker bomb falalallala list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887324)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: galvanic salmon immigrant

This just became my reading list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887292)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage

Going to strangle the next lib I see after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887309)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:32 AM
Author: disrespectful hall

Has anyone, anywhere, ever suggested that Keith Richards autobiography is part of the western canon? What a weird inclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887344)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: galvanic salmon immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887353)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Haunting Clown

prob some boomers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887355)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Overrated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887417)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:33 AM
Author: chartreuse home

How is this not just a list of Dave Eggers novels



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887347)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

everyone already knows it so there's not point in writing an article about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888103)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: chartreuse home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889251)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:38 AM
Author: translucent odious institution hominid

The worst crime committed by Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is that it makes first-time Twain readers think Twain wrote tedious, meandering stories. He did, as is evidenced by this, his book of tedious, meandering stories—but he also wrote a lot of richly entertaining meandering stories that are not constrained by the ham-fisted narration of a fictional backcountry child or suffused with his sweaty imitation of a slave talking. Alternatively, read Frederick Douglass's firsthand account of slavery, which is equal parts shocking and heartbreaking. It's also an invigorating revenge story: Douglass identifies slave owners by name and hometown, detailing their crimes with such specificity that their descendants will be embarrassed forever. While Jim, the affable slave friend of Huck Finn, exclaims things like “Lawsy, I's mighty glad…,” Frederick Douglass makes observations like “I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ: I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial and hypocritical Christianity of this land.” You were saying, Mr. Twain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887360)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: wine ticket booth reading party

As opposed to reading something that is considered an American classic and has been beloved for generations, instead here's some abolitionist propaganda from the 1860's to help really develop your white guilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887369)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: adventurous nudist gas station

“Abolitionist propaganda” lmao tell me more about the south rising again, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888633)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: big vermilion nowag

yeah Frederick Douglas is "abolitionist propaganda"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888651)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: chartreuse home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889249)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: beta bateful lodge toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35891406)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: trip nighttime kitchen

The shitlib desperately hoping for the fish in Old Man and the Sea to escape is 180 allegory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887607)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Transparent theatre useless brakes

" (When my grandpa pushed me to catch a trout at a fish farm, I threw the rod into the pond.) "

*Grandpa sheds a single tear*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887626)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef

Clipped sentences!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887641)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: disgusting bawdyhouse

LJL:

The worst crime committed by Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is that it makes first-time Twain readers think Twain wrote tedious, meandering stories. He did, as is evidenced by this, his book of tedious, meandering stories—but he also wrote a lot of richly entertaining meandering stories that are not constrained by the ham-fisted narration of a fictional backcountry child or suffused with his sweaty imitation of a slave talking. Alternatively, read Frederick Douglass's firsthand account of slavery, which is equal parts shocking and heartbreaking. It's also an invigorating revenge story: Douglass identifies slave owners by name and hometown, detailing their crimes with such specificity that their descendants will be embarrassed forever. While Jim, the affable slave friend of Huck Finn, exclaims things like “Lawsy, I's mighty glad…,” Frederick Douglass makes observations like “I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ: I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial and hypocritical Christianity of this land.” You were saying, Mr. Twain? —Caity Weaver, GQ writer and editor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887650)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Buff Cerebral State

By" Caity Weaver, GQ writer and editor" whose top credit to date is apparently a feature article on Kim Kardashian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887716)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: big vermilion nowag

as usual, xo is angry only because something white and male is being criticized

if this were a list of 20 books by female authors, for example, xo wouldn't give a shit. Or if the list were mixed. How predictable; I knew what the entire thread was going to be before I opened it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887760)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Haunting Clown

it has nothing to do with the white male thing, its the lack of merit in the criticism and the laughable alternatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887774)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: big vermilion nowag

Xo is going to reflexibively dislike anything that suggests revered white males shouldn't be as revered as they are.

if the list were in exactly the same tone, and of the same merit, but about women's or af am or Chicano lit or something, there's no way there would be this much outcry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887798)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Haunting Clown

of course there wouldnt because there arent 21 books of 'women's or af am or Chicano lit' that have had the same impact as the books on gq's list. you cant just replace the bible with like water for chocolate and act like its the same thing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887814)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: violent university

This. JFC, this is not a list of 20 random books by white males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888022)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888090)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Flirting magical black woman

loving traditional literature means you're a literal nazi in BS's mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888179)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Flatulent Patrolman Degenerate

Exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888304)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: mustard locus

Libs position is that they do have the same cultural merit as the bible for the sole reason that they were written by POC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888476)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: big vermilion nowag

(Doesn't understand lib position)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888547)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Flirting magical black woman

enlighten us: why are the novels from the last 20 years listed in the articles on par with literary classics that have merited engagement from different societies for decades or even centuries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888582)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Mahogany doobsian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888757)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888795)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: mustard locus

Devastating query

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889159)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse

setting aside whether it would be possible to write those comparable lists, in the real world none of those groups are the targets of a public "THEY MUST GO!" campaign. lol @ bringing up xo's hypothetical lack of anger to an article tearing down Chicano lit (that you had to imagine because it obviously doesn't exist) as a point in your favor lmao.

anyway, do you agree with the spirit of the piece? essentially "they were men of their time, fuck them, we have nothing to learn from them". it kinda seems like insane and unhealthy fanaticism to me no matter who the targets are.

and lol how you have nothing to say about the article and immediately go after the identities of the other responders - so bored and tired of this standard evil shitlib tactic which seems drilled in your heads to the point of instinct now. every time: insane article gets written, staying quiet gets taken for acquiescence and something even more insane comes down the line next month. if any white men rise to the bait and say "this seems insane" nobody has to engage on substance and can just jeer at them for their "predictable" whiny white male tears. poor guys can't even bitch anonymously in a web 0.5 safe space without someone popping up to play this game!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888073)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Turquoise Associate Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888089)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: avocado chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888093)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: violent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888185)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: mustard locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888482)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Buff Cerebral State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889080)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Lilac Bat Shit Crazy Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35890844)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: avocado chapel

You know what you're right, the next time a mainstream publication comes out with a list of 21 African-American lit books I don't need to read I will make sure to rage over that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888086)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Mahogany doobsian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887778)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: big vermilion nowag

Did you think this would somehow influence my opinion of my intelligence, or did your fingers just need a workout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887787)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: cyan filthpig

Why would you think the purpose of that poast was to change your opinion of your own intelligence? Way to prove his point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889576)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: big vermilion nowag

so what was the point of his posting that? my point was that I couldn't give a shit what he thinks about my intelligence. jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889610)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef

You picked a poor thread to try to make this point. By any sane measure, most or all of the books on the pay no mind list have earned their place among the must reads of our civilization. Argue in favor of the alternatives if you like, but discounting the Bible and Twain and Hemingway? LJL fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887965)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: avocado chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888052)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: mustard locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888484)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund

shut the fuck up retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888029)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: big vermilion nowag

no u!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888378)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

tbf it's a "men's magazine"

also most good books are written by men--like two of them are written by women lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888072)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: big vermilion nowag

your second sentence is what everyone ITT believes and it's the mindset I am arguing against

at least you had the balls to come out and say it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888488)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

fine but how is this an unreasonable belief in any way, shape, or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888789)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Flatulent Patrolman Degenerate

xo would be just as annoyed if they were suggesting that we not read anything by Laura Ingalls Wilder or Pearl Buck or Alexander Dumas or TKAM by Harper Lee.

Your trite response was just as predictable, if not moreso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888300)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: big vermilion nowag

lmao they would not

up thread someone dismisses Frederick Douglass as 1860's abolitionist propaganda or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888383)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: mustard locus

It was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888494)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Mahogany doobsian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888790)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: big vermilion nowag

nice flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889166)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: mustard locus

Your phone is working!

Response?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&mc=263&forum_id=2#35888582



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889391)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: appetizing sapphire range organic girlfriend

flame



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888302)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Fragrant bronze doctorate public bath

Ur running retarded flame as usual, danqa. Get a fucking real job/life already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35891405)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: trip nighttime kitchen

I think at least a couple of these are facetious, especially the Catch-22 entry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35887932)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sexy Stock Car Trust Fund

with libs it's hard to tell nowadays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888038)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: disturbing frum kitty cat spot

Catch 22 is 180, but some of those books really do suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888457)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: avocado chapel

No idea how anyone makes it "halfway" through Infinite Jest. You either give up <200 pages in or it consumes you entirely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888064)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Contagious fear-inspiring old irish cottage

Including this in the canon, when you factor in the mention of finnegan's wake in the intro, makes me very suspicious that the editor is functionally illiterate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35892060)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: appetizing sapphire range organic girlfriend

I've read a couple of the Earthsea books, while OK they definitely aren't in the same league as LOTR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888333)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: violent university

It is ridiculous. Tolkien invented the fantasy genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888384)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: mustard locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888499)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef

Le guin is one of the replacement authors I’ve read. She’s pretty good. But suggesting a reader just skip Tolkien is flat out stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888761)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: appetizing sapphire range organic girlfriend

It's ok more like young adult fantasy imo and not on the level of Tolkien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35890994)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: at-the-ready center twinkling uncleanness

jesus christ this was somehow even pozzier than i thought it would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888389)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: orchid giraffe garrison

Cr. I didnt think it was possible. Guy is flaming. Has to be elaborate clickbait flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35948812)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: disturbing frum kitty cat spot

They say you should replace the Bible with The Notebook LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888429)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling purple market cuckold

https://www.amazon.com/Notebook-English-French-Agota-Kristof/dp/080211024X

it's different from the Nicholas Sparks book/movie but still probably SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889067)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: cerise ratface principal's office

tbh, I thought Catcher in the Rye kind of sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888434)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: avocado chapel

It was 180 when I was 15. Pretty shit when I was 30, but still has its value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35888496)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: medicated goal in life native

Catcher in the Rye and The Alchemist are both crap, and Hemingway bores the shit out of me, but I'd take those books in a heartbeat over the shitlib kulturkampf suggested as replacements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35889667)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: avocado chapel

What Hemingway have you read? I couldn't get into The Sun Also Rises but I loved The Old Man and the Sea and I consider For Whom the Bell Tolls GOAT-caliber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35895122)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Nofapping Round Eye Theater

article reads like a roadmap to an enslaved mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35890867)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: razzle snowy mad cow disease gunner

I’m an atheist and i’ll sat that suggesting you shouldn’t read the Bible is fucking ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35890971)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: Coral spectacular fortuitous meteor potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35935376)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Iridescent Parlour Travel Guidebook

Jesus Christ Superstar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35935386)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: angry aquamarine macaca plaza

19 is lol and 21 seems credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#35935878)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring fanboi french chef

This is the future libs want for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3955424&forum_id=2#37153453)